Because the brainrot is real I have decided to make the ultimate Three Houses maddening TierlistS. Thats right, plural. One is just not enough.
Feel free to critique if you click on my page and see this!
Being a non fe fan looking in must be so surreal, like you hear a bunch of people going "She's so morally grey... Her ending is so bleak..." and them the replies are like "She abolished feudalism and invented public education"
@awawawhoami
No yeah the reason british meat recipes always taste like water and nothing else is because they think their high quality meats would be better no matter what, it was the same back in the day when they deluded themselves into thinking they had better cuisine than the french
@Siofra_Mariner
Miyazaki is a cruel man for not letting me tenderly hold her while patching up her wounds and nursing her back to health, he is a cruel and unjust man
How did you guys not see that he's clearly lying, he has sol and luna and pretends its Aether ffs, next you'll tell me Owain is a descendant of Ares because he has Missiletainn
@GambitXIII
Fun fact, Kill la Kill could have been called "Dressed to Kill" in English because it just so happens both languages have a really similar pun
@anzuimi
My Seldarine Bard around normal people
"Don't worry guys I'm seldarine, I'm nice :)"
My Seldarine Bard around absolutists
"Clear the way, drow coming. Lay out the carpet please, I'm both a true soul and a drow btw just saying. Kiss my feet now."
People on both sides too, one side has this character they exclusively prop up to be homophobic and the other side either says "Not canon" or "mpreg" without realising Priam's concept is genuinely really funny
@SpectralAurora_
Poketubers will look you in the eye and tell you Shuckle is a better defensive wall than Gliscor and mean it with 100% of their heart and soul
@willsgardevoir
The most "Safe horny" person on twitter got bullied off the platform so hard his girlfriend had to draw a comic about how they do in fact have sex so people would stop calling him a virgin
@sekirodubi
And lets not forget actually exploring stormveil for the first time, most of us know the way through and know how to speed to Godrick and whatever loot we need but that first time, it was like a maze, and every time you went a new direction you'd find a whole new section.
@CromwellArc
@awawawhoami
Nah back in the 1800s (I believe, it might have been later) there was constant debate on who had better steaks and the British argument was that French chefs were more skilled but it didn't matter because British beef was higher quality
I find it really telling that whenever someone unfamiliar with the series picks up the switch titles, they always prefer Three Houses because unlike all of us they haven't been discourse poisoned for 5 years, which engage fans interpret as 3 Houses stans being toxic of course
@Kels_X_Lua
Love DnD for this, everyone is shit scared of humans because in DnD because their short lifespans mean they pressure themselves to do so much more in short spans of time, hence why all the big ambitious emperors/wizards are always humans
After World War II ended, a group of Japanese Soldiers in the Philippines didn't believe the war was over. They stayed hiding in the Jungle for over 60 years after the War had ended.
@barcuswoot
Some of the most gorgeous tavs I've ever seen are unmodded Githyanki but you need to be a master of the character creator to make them look even remotely good
@EinTheEin
I don't think Priam's related to either, he has no evidence of being related at all and his skills imply he's just imitating Ike rather than using his authentic techniques (He has Sol and Luna instead of Aether when Aether already existed in Awakening)
@lesbianmyrkul
"Gortash? I'm afraid you are mistaken, my name is, uh, Denver Bortash, sure is a good day to worship Bhaal and not appreciate the genius of Banites"
@Sliver_Nugget
I remember looking at all the scrubs on CAP ladder always failing to get their epic Cawmodore sweep, and thinking "Surely I could make a good defensive Cawmodore set, its basically Skarm with intimidate and high speed" And then I looked at the moveset and just went "Oh..."
See this is what I mean, the text doesn't support them so they have to either attribute other character's actions to her, or they have to say she shot up a school
Its pretty obvious none of it has any basis, this has gotta be weird for those outside the fandom right?
@kronyathan
Gets even weirder when they see "She's a hero who abolished feudalism and invented public education!" when you read the Wiki and see "Wait, she set herself up as an absolute monarch, had civilians turned into monsters, and shot up a school?"
@deviouslez
No that is an actual point because it isn't about whether sexualisation is good or bad its about it being a recent phenomenon which it isn't
@Sliver_Nugget
This thing was only bad because everyone and their dog in OU just happened to double resist bug tbch, early SV Bulky Lokix with Leech Life and U turn was genuinely so overlooked and strong it just doesn't fit anymore