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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

No a fan of people making up swear words. Cock goblin, wank puffin...aw a bit Tory. Can ye no just call someone a cunt n be done with it?

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

Weird that some folk get so worked up that a lot of Scottish people don't want England to do well. Fitbaw would be pish without rivalry. A don't want Forfar to win a fuckin corner never mind a cup.

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Kim

@kp_x_

5 years

Got 3 rooms in the new house wallpapered n the decorater won't take any money for it because he's a Brechin fan n I give up my time to volunteer at the club every week, so he says I deserve something back. MY HEART. 😭

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

Lockdown day 1: old lady next door phoned me earlier asking if I could pick her up milk. I got her some, left it on her step n chapped her door. Wee while later she posted a note & a fiver through my door, so I posted her fiver and a note back. I think we might be penpals now.

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@kp_x_

3 years

Just seen Brechin have won 17 from our last 152 games. 62 points from a possible 456. That's a thing that has been allowed to happen.

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@kp_x_

5 years

She's finally here! Ella Georgia McPhail, 24/07/19. Shes awrite, we quite like her. 💕

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Kim

@kp_x_

1 year

This guy jumped on the piano in Queen Street this morning, then absolutely bossed it. Children, a wee Eminem mash up, The XX...made my morning. 😅

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Kim

@kp_x_

1 year

Relegation after relegation after relegation. HIGHLAND LEAGUE CHAMPIONS. WE'VE FUCKIN DONE IT. 🥹❤️🤍

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@kp_x_

6 years

Lads, guess who quit a job she hated this week to become a full time artist?! The answer is me, otherwise this would be a shite tweet. ☺️👋

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

Imagine thinking someone with mental health/addiction issues isn't worthy of compassion because of the club they play for n cause you're still greetin that they once tied a scarf round a goal post. Actual adults. Grow up n stop being tedious cunts.

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@kp_x_

3 years

Feel like I need to apologise on behalf of actual Brechin fans n assure you we all find this a fuckin riddy. 😑

Raman Bhardwaj

@ramanbhardwajTV

3 years

Brechin write to the SPFL board claiming it would be “fundamentally unfair” to hold play-offs between club 42 and winner of Highland and Lowland league play-off(based on games played by Brora and Kelty).They propose league recon with no relegation, expanding League 2 to 12 clubs

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

Boy comes down the bus today taking names for Raith away. Gets to me, disny even ask, just says "aye, you'll be going". I resent that. I have a life for fuck sake. Things to do, people to see. I am going though.

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@kp_x_

6 years

Spent aw yesterday afternoon handcutting a Scott Hutchison 'hing n listening to Frightened Rabbit 💙 It was only gonna be for myself but if ye want one give me a shout n I'll donate all profits from any to @SAMHtweets 💕

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

Reminder, since it seems some people need it, that immigrants and asylum seekers are human beings. And racist cunts are racist cunts.

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Kim

@kp_x_

5 years

You're a special kind of stupid if you slate the crowds of a team more local to you, when you leave the town/city/county to go and support a "bigger" team from further away. 🤭

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

Two relegations n the third one avoided thanks to a global pandemic, how could I resist?

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

Finished Sunderland Til I Die, here's yer official verdicts: Jack Ross - Good guy. Luke O'Nein - A sweetheart. Stewart Donald - Mainly good guy? Spectacularly lost the plot with the Will Grigg transfer. Charlie Methven - Massive wank. Massive, massive wank.

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

We have news! Adam & I can finally announce Baby McPhail is due July 21st. ☺️💕 Six months to argue over whether we inflict a lifetime of Brechin or Caley supporting on the wee frabbit. (hint: it's Brechin)

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@kp_x_

5 years

10 days old, first Brechin game done. ❤️

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Kim

@kp_x_

5 years

Dick Campbell is one of football's good guys btw, I can't even grudge him another title win. Back to back promotions with us and with Arbroath is ridiculous. Some boy, the bunnet.

BBC Sport Scotland

@BBCSportScot

5 years

"I'm the happiest man in Scottish football today." Arbroath manager Dick Campbell believes his side thoroughly deserved their League One title after drawing 1-1 with Brechin City 💪 Report:

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

Lads. I finished my 8 layered handcut portrait of Scott Hutchison, it's a one off piece, no prints. It'll be auctioned tonight with all the money going straight to Tiny Changes - there's more details on their Insta n I'll tweet a link to the auction later once they have it up.

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

Here, if it makes Rangers feel any better Celtic also put 5 past Brechin this season... 👀

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Kim

@kp_x_

3 years

Opened twitter there to loads of people tweeting in German, what a ridiculously petty nation we are n I fuckin love that. 💃

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@kp_x_

2 years

Asked about using the new hospitality cabin at the Glebe for Ella's birthday & how much that would cost. They've just gotten back to me and... What a fuckin club man. ❤️🥺

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Kim

@kp_x_

3 years

Just a wee girl buzzing to be back at the hedge. 🥺❤️

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

Unless she plans to call her son a nonce on TV, naw.

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@kp_x_

4 years

Think I've watched David Marshall's save about five hunner times today n it's still not enough.

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@kp_x_

6 years

There's yer Brechin City, winning a game for the first time since the 18th of November last year. 😭❤️

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Kim

@kp_x_

5 years

Sure you meant to write "Nicola Sturgeon celebrates her party gaining seat in tight constituency."

Sky News

@SkyNews

5 years

Nicola Sturgeon reacts to Lib Dem leader Jo Swinson losing her seat to the SNP. Follow the #GeneralElection results live:

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

If ye think I'm gonnae be delighted cause Brechin beat a team that could only names 2 subs n who had a boy sent off then yer fuckin right, mon the hedge.

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

Dead gimpy tweet but I can't believe how much this is raising for Tiny Changes. Something I made. Me! Mad.

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Kim

@kp_x_

3 years

Paid my da's Brechin season ticket for his birthday & we went to collect it tonight n I can't even tell ye how nice it was being back at the Glebe with him 🥺❤️ Hopefully no long til he's well enough to get to a game. Some boy. 🙌🏼

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Kim

@kp_x_

2 years

Here btw! My wee maw had her last lot of radiation yesterday. All treatment finished now & she's cancer free, some woman. 🥰 Shite couple years, but it feels like we have our lives back finally n am buzzing for fresh starts. 💃

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@kp_x_

3 years

No mentioned it til now cause I've no wanted to talk about it, but my mum was diagnosed with cancer recently n has started chemo so things have been shite, but she was able to come out for dinner with me & Ella today n it was the nicest 🥺 Maws are the best. ❤️

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

Check their hard drives while they're out the hoose.

Clyde 1 News

@Clyde1News

4 years

The United Kingdom has officially left the European Union. Here was the scene at the 11PM in George Square.

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@kp_x_

4 years

If I asked Nicola Sturgeon a question at the daily briefing n she did that wee look that tells you she thinks yer stupid the shame would burn me every day for the rest of my life.

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@kp_x_

6 years

Sorry, but irregardless of your stance on independence, the SNP etc, if you're Scottish then you absolutely shouldn't be OK with this.

The National

@ScotNational

6 years

Tomorrow's front page ... 15 minutes. 1 speaker. No debate. Westminster rips up the devolution settlement – without letting any MPs from Scotland speak

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@kp_x_

5 years

What a riddy that'd be (again), Malky Mackay should be nowhere near the national team in any context.

Football Scotland ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@Football_Scot

5 years

Malky Mackay and Scot Gemmill could be set to take interim charge of Scotland

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@kp_x_

3 years

Must be shite playing Italy when it comes to the anthems eh? No matter how gid yours is, now it sounds shite.

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Kim

@kp_x_

2 years

See when people say "but the Queen works hard". Naw. Chauffeured from A to B. Cuts a few ribbons. Meets some "commoners". Goes home to her palace with staff where she'll be tight to wipe her own arse. Ordinary folk actually work hard aw week & can't make ends meet. GIES PEACE.

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@kp_x_

5 years

See when someone tells me Brechin are shite, do they think I've somehow no noticed that? Facing 2 relegations in a row n am over here thinking things are going great. 💁🏼‍♀️

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@kp_x_

5 years

Brechin manager Mark Wilson n his new assistant gaffer, Ella McPhail.

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Kim

@kp_x_

2 years

People in the replies saying this has ruined their Christmas, their kids wont have presents now etc 😭 everyone knew the strikes were happening, if you didn't allow for that then that seems like your fault, not the posties. Up the workers. 💃

CWU

@CWUnews

2 years

Due to Royal Mail Groups attempts to destroy your local postal workers and the service they provide, today will be the final day of post before Christmas. We hope you understand what it has taken for postal workers to make this call. They need your support. #StandByYourPost

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Kim

@kp_x_

5 years

Jambos! I fucked up one of the John Robertson prints because I'm a clumsy idiot, n it's not sellable because it's not fully A4 (otherwise fine), so if anyone wants it give this a like or a RT n I'll randomly pick someone to get it for frees. More photos:

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Kim

@kp_x_

3 years

(big handsome) Stephen O'Donnell btw. Got absolutely slaughtered after the last game. Was terrific tonight. Love that for him.

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

This has made me so sad. Margaret was so genuinely thrilled everytime I took Ella to the football, she adored her. She even sent a card & money on her 1st birthday. The bus to the away games will never be the same without her dishing out a sweetie to her faves. What a woman. ❤️

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

Lads! My artwork got a wee close up on STV News tonight, hanging on Grant from Frightened Rabbit's wall. Surreal that int it. 😭💙

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Kim

@kp_x_

5 years

8 handcut layers. A lot of hours work. One Scott Hutchison. 💙

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@kp_x_

5 years

Fuck the government and fuck Boris. 🥳

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@kp_x_

5 years

🙄 @BrechinCityFC

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@kp_x_

4 years

If they didn't want slaughtered they should have stuck to the rules that were given to them, no deserving of sympathy. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Robert Grieve

@robert_grieve

4 years

Have to say I feel sorry for the @AberdeenFC players caught up in this Covid story. Nicola Sturgeon slaughtering them helps no-one.

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

2 years since I quit a job I hated to become an artist 😱 Been a constant battle with anxiety. Threw in a baby & a house move to make things harder work. But I've survived! As a thank you for aw being great "TWOYEARS" is getting you 20% off everything -

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@kp_x_

2 years

Playing the rehabilitation card is wild when he doesn't admit, never mind show any remorse, for what he done.

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@kp_x_

4 years

Naw.

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

Said it before n I'll say it again...I quite like Neil Lennon. Gets everyone ragin n I have time for that.

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

9 hours of handcutting later, IT'S FINISHED! St Mirren doing league winning 'hings. 'This Love Will Last Forever' - it is for sale, if ye want to give it a home, want details about price etc fire a DM in my direction :)

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@kp_x_

6 years

Days without a league win: 0 🙌

Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

470 days today since Brechin last won a league game. While I appreciate the phenomenonal effort of that, can we no make it 471?

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@kp_x_

5 years

She lured a boy to his (extremely violent) death, this isn't the first time ye's have referred to her as a "golden girl", but you should make it the last.

Evening Telegraph

@Evening_Tele

5 years

Tasmin Glass was today sentenced to 10 years for her part in the killing of Steven Donaldson. On the face of it she had been the golden girl with a golden future, but ended up involved in one of the most horrific crimes in Kirriemuir's history.

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@kp_x_

4 years

Here, after Brechin's 2 consecutive relegations and only being spared a 3rd one by a global pandemic n a voting shambles, can you imagine how much of a riddy it's going to be when we finish bottom again next season?

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@kp_x_

6 years

Don't think I ever posted a finished photo of this. Handcut over what felt like a hunner hours, Tommy Burns in his Killie days. ☺️

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@kp_x_

3 years

Can't believe Price Philip is deid, he looked so well.

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@kp_x_

4 years

30+ hours of handcutting later my Marius Zaliukas piece is finished! Donations from sales of prints/the original to MND Scotland ❤️ #HMFC Prints: Original:

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Kim

@kp_x_

3 years

Barbeque with my mum & dad this afternoon. Seen my wee cousins for the first time in almost a year. Taps aff weather. Scotland won & the Euros start in 6 days. Ella is bedded & I have booze & chocolate. No a bad birthday. 🎈❤️

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@kp_x_

6 years

No segregation tonight if any Utd fans want to meet for a pre match square go to settle who has brought the most shame on Tayside this season. 💪

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

Hero. 💙 6 hours handcutting Andy Murray winning Wimbledon is 6 hours well spent. It's a one off n it's here if you want it -

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

The Queen thinks we're tackling this together. Just some of us are tackling this skint in our wee shite hooses, so no really the same. Mad auld cow.

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@kp_x_

4 years

One more time for the people at the back: THERE IS NO AUTOMATIC RELEGATION FROM LEAGUE 2. 10th PLACE IS A PLAYOFF SPOT. THERE ARE NO PLAYOFFS IN ANY LEAGUE. BRECHIN ARE NOT BEING FAVOURED. Mon to fuck, lads.

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@kp_x_

3 years

Honestly, am so excited man. Heid's going to explode when Scotland win this full thing. Can't wait.

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Kim

@kp_x_

3 years

I know this is news to no one, but Douglas Ross really is an absolute worst cunt.

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@kp_x_

6 years

😩💙

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Kim

@kp_x_

5 years

So if you've not bothered your arse to get a season ticket the last couple years you get a discount on one this season, whereas those of us who have had one season after season pay full price? Sorry, but whit? That's pish.

Brechin City FC

@BrechinCityFC

5 years

🎟| The Club have confirmed revised admission and season ticket prices for the 2019/20 season, including a “Welcome Back” offer and FREE season tickets for schoolchildren. Full details along with purchase times can be found on the club website ➡️

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

Sent out artwork recently everywhere from Cumbernauld to Northern Ireland to Jersey to New York, Texas n South Dakota n it honestly still makes my wee heart burst that my work is hanging on walls aw over the world. 🥰

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

This. There were only 17 of us on our supporters club bus today (more at the actual game), but the same 17 have barely missed a game, even through our winless season. Daft cunts n I love them for it.

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

Automatic ban for people who have their phones out taking photos of players at corners etc. Shite behaviour.

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Kim

@kp_x_

2 years

Nothing, n I truly mean NOTHING, makes me happier than teams I don't like getting beat. I live for the pettiness.

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Kim

@kp_x_

5 years

Brechin might have been shite on Sat but Dolly the resident cat hasn't let that put her off, she's found a seat in time for kick off.

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Kim

@kp_x_

6 years

A want a programme of highlights from every SPFL game n nothing less.

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Kim

@kp_x_

5 years

Steve Clarke is, as always, correct. Hunners of time for him.

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@kp_x_

3 years

Am having a very, very shite time n I would like some pet photos to take my mind off it pls x

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@kp_x_

3 years

Wee stupit stuttery run ups to a penalty make me absolutely ragin btw.

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@kp_x_

3 years

When ye arrive at your first Scottish Cup game v when ye how shite Brechin are playing. 🥲

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@kp_x_

6 years

Can't even begin to put into words how much of an absolute worst cunt you are if ye enjoy hunting n killing any animal. Something far wrong with you if that's yer idea of fun.

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Kim

@kp_x_

5 years

There it is tho. 😍😍😍

Brechin City FC

@BrechinCityFC

5 years

Is Glebe Park the most stunning ground in Scottish football? That’s not for us to say... But yes.

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@kp_x_

4 years

My great auntie's dementia has gotten worse during lockdown n we haven't been able to get through to see her in so long so we didn't think she would know us now but she was shown a photo of Ella & she said "oh she's just like Kim isn't she". For a wee minute she remembered. ☺️❤️

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@kp_x_

4 years

Lot of oldies round my bit. If word gets out to them I'll practically have a milk round by the end of the week.

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@kp_x_

5 years

No one bit of sympathy for players who do shitey wee stutters in their run up then miss the pen.

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@kp_x_

6 years

Can't wail til a never have to hear about the royal wedding again. Fuck the lot of them.

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@kp_x_

4 years

Vile front page. Vile newspaper.

𝕾𝕬𝕹𝕺𝕺𝕵🃏

@King_Kong_83

4 years

Disgrace from a gutter paper...reprehensible

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@kp_x_

3 years

Home. ❤️

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@kp_x_

2 years

Had my first night of single handedly being in charge of all the Supporter's Club jobs, with no back up, for our busiest game of preseason, n I've spent days stressing incase it was a disaster. Went like a fuckin dream. 💃

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@kp_x_

6 years

470 days today since Brechin last won a league game. While I appreciate the phenomenonal effort of that, can we no make it 471?

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@kp_x_

6 years

Didny see the football earlier. Just to check, did England deliberately lose to Belgium again or was an accident this time?

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@kp_x_

4 years

I FINALLY FINISHED! 3 weeks of handcutting, 8 layers of paper, lots of swearing & several incidents of nearly giving up but my Glasgow cityscape is done. 🥰 Original (installments are possible): Very limited edition prints:

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Kim

@kp_x_

4 years

Is there anything quite so pathetic, quite so adolescent as being annoyed by the First Minister feeling the need to wear a tartan face mask?

Paul Sinclair

@paulbsinclair

4 years

Is there anything quite so pathetic, quite so adolescent as the First Minister feeling the need to wear a tartan face mask?

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@kp_x_

6 years

Meant to tweet this at Christmas, but wanted to say thank you to everyone who has bought, liked or RT'd my artwork since I started doing it full time, helps me massively. Bunch of good eggs. Ye've aw made battling the anxiety n the pregnancy tiredness worthwhile. 💁🏼‍♀️

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