okay i have a few things to say about this chapter.
1) what the fuck
2) shen qingqiu must have some kind of ultra alcohol tolerance because people actually die from putting alcohol in their asses thinking it'll get them drunk quicker.
3) inserting a large volume of+
we're watching tgcf and got to ep3, and i was like "where did fu yao go??" and then we're like "oh he went back to tell heaven and get back up- OH" AND NOW I'M SOBBING BC IT SUDDENLY HIT ME MU QING WENT BACK WHILE FENG XIN STAYED TO PROTECT XIE LIAN BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THEY DID IT
you know what i don't understand in tgcf? how some of the martial gods' followers still worship them. quan yizhen beats up his worshippers. mu qing destroys statues which are ugly and makes you rebuild them. pei ming is never in the north. like, how desperate are you for a god???
sometimes i sit and think about how mu qing is so cold and distant towards xie lian, but as soon as he's in fu yao form he's more relaxed and able to act normally, because in his mind xie lian doesn't know who he is and can't question his character.
liquid into your ass and pushing it far up will have a laxative effect. it's called transanal irrigation and it will make u shit. alcohol also interrupts the calcium flow in your muscles meaning your muscles relax more. which means it's highly likely shen qingqiu had+
sometimes i just sit and remember how in volume 8, mu qing basically gave up trying to convince everyone he was innocent and simply accepted he was going to die, that no one would save him, because they would never believe he's a good person
specifically actually, for an average sized human, you need 600-800ml of water to stimulate a bowel movement. the average bottle of wine is 750ml. yeah.
also yes yes i know shen qingqiu is a powerful cultivator and that's why he didn't get alcohol poisoning, you don't have to keep reminding me. i never said he was gonna DIE, i just mean he probably should've been a lot more smashed. i didn't say it seriously afhskdkf
i have this post muted now bc too many notifs but i scrolled through the replies and it's sad i even have to disclaimer this but: I KNOW SVSSS IS FICTION. THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS POST. IT'S JUST A THOUGHT. I'M AWARE SHEN QINGQIU DIDNT ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.
i like how separately, feng xin and mu qing are very competent. but the second you put them together, they suddenly only have one braincell between them. case in point: fu yao and nan feng.
i wish we saw more interaction between the martial gods themselves in tgcf. like we know quan yizhen finds pei ming annoying (don't blame him), there's the scene where they become a sword etc, and the final scenes. but i wanna see them being stupid TOGETHER.
feng xin rolled a 4 and it took him to his greatest fear, a women's bathhouse. mu qing rolls a 4 and it'll take him to a tiny hideaway house on the outskirts of xianle, surrounded by bags of rice.
jack is giving me a presentation on the untamed before we watch it (bc i'm not reading the whole of mdzs i don't have time for this shit). he described jiang cheng as the ultimate bottom, similar to mu qing. so my question is- who would top between jc and mq?
i see a lot of modern AUs making feng xin a gym rat and mu qing some scrawny guy. and yeah feng xin would be a gym rat, but mu qing is described in canon as having a small form yet handling a saber as if it's not like twice his height. so consider: mu qing goes to the gym like+
pettyโ
narrow-mindedโ
overly sensitiveโ
paranoidโ
bad personalityโ
fiaxtes on little thingsโ
likes to nagโ
always offending othersโ
disliked because of itโ
has no friendsโ
remembers small, unimportant offences for far too longโ
might spit in drinkโ
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i relate to mu qing on a Deep Spiritual Level. being bullied so much as a kid that you lost all your confidence? check. learning that the only way to survive in this world is to be a cunt? check. being mean and unlikeable because at least then it's your fault people don't like u?
twice a week at best, with feng xin, and yet one-ups him in everything. he can run for longer. he can lift more. he can serve leg day like it's nothing. nobody expects it from this twink but he's got MUSCLE alright? and feng xin finds it so humiliating but also crazy hot.
@wine_enema
IT WAS LITERALLY AN ENEMA AND HE WOULD'VE HAD VIOLET DIARRHEA AFTER THIS AND NOBODY CAN TELL ME I'M WRONG WHEN I KNOW I'M OBJECTIVELY RIGHT.
i can't be trusted with mu qing and piss. if you even SUGGEST he pissed himself or sth then i will jump on it like a monkey and start growling carnally. i fall asleep thinking about mu qing pissing himself. you cannot leave me unattended with this man.
i love how in the donghua designs of the martial gods, feng xin, pei ming, and lang qianqiu are all dressed in armour to maintain their status as a martial god. whereas mu qing is dressed for a catwalk, with no armour, ready to serve cunt with that sexy ass saber.
i think it's funny how luo binghe is in no way shape or form a top, but shen qingqiu isn't going to be the one to do it either, because ayo fucking your homies is kinda gay innit
i can ship mu qing with virtually anyone. there's two reasons. one: he so desperately needs love and affection and i want him to get it. two: he's fucking hot and him making out with anyone would be really fucking hot.
so we have to consider. gods in tgcf don't use the bathroom, but what about when mu qing got given the cursed shackle and was essentially a mortal? did he just have 800 years of piss stored up? did he need to piss that entire scene with xie lian and feng xin on the bridge?
i love seeing the vnc fandom like, preparing themselves. it feels as if everyone is setting up picnic blankets on a big field together and anxiously staring at a screen.
i hate posts like "QRT with your unpopular opinion about X" because it's just a surefire way to spread drama. let's play a different game.
QRT with something you LOVE about
#diaboliklovers
the way people hate mu qing makes me so sad because he's just so misunderstood. he's one of the most caring characters in the series, but he doesn't know how to show it bc he's so used to being hated. so he's cold to everyone, and i don't blame him. because every time he DOES+
@powwidgesan
but lan wangji is a cultivator too right? that doesn't make him tolerate alcohol any better. it might not kill him but he should be paralytic on the floor
the way lang qianqiu goes from really friendly and positive, even excited to meet xie lian, to someone so vengeful and filled with hate so quickly makes me HURT
i think about this every single day. mu qing blushing. the fact feng xin is carrying him, touching his thighs... xie lian laughing... mu qing finally getting a f-f-friend... ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน
the way lang qianqiu goes from really friendly and positive, even excited to meet xie lian, to someone so vengeful and filled with hate so quickly makes me HURT
I'M STARTING TO GET ADS FOR STUFF LIKE BABY CLOTHES AND NAPPIES AND SHIT BECAUSE OF THE RESEARCH I'M DOING FOR JACK'S FQ GOTCHA FIC. MY INTERNET HISTORY NOW THINKS I'M PREGNANT AND EXPECTING A BABY. HELP.
and frankly i don't care if this is a controversial take, but if reading tags and non-descriptive summaries makes you uncomfortable, you should not be browsing fic archives at all. if a fic is tagged correctly, it doesn't affect you. just scroll on, it's not that hard.
so i'm going to stay with jack in germany again in 16 days, and i've noticed that as his popularity on the twitter dot com has increased, a lot of people have threatened to hit him. so here's your request form! one reply = one hit from me, on your behalf!
gross =/= bad. if it's two consenting adults in a private space, what's the problem? the "disgusting" aspect is what people like. sex in general is pretty unsanitary. sweat, other fluids etc. and i'm not saying homophobia is the same as kink shaming, but are you aware +
People shouldnโt treat kink shaming like itโs homophobia. Some kinks are fucking disgusting and I donโt care if youโre insulted by me calling your kink weird.
i went to a dracula museum in whitby and it was kinda horror themed, and it ended with "if vampires don't die, one may follow you home tonight..."
... you promise? ๐ฅน
i love how in the rp hua cheng and xie lian are having deep convos, meanwhile shi qingxuan and qi rong don't know anything about animals, shi wudu is posting about mlp, and feng xin and mu qing discovered there is a sex tape of their wedding night
every single day i think about how mu qing was alone and had no friends for 800 years, and he'd convinced himself that the only person who he ever wanted to help and be friends with actually hated him. and he probably KNEW he was "unlikeable" so he just decided to be mean instead
i finished my second prompt for the Fengqing Gotcha for Gaza! thank you to
@claire4everx
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