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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

2 months

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

2 years

I NEED TO START THIS I CHANGE MINE TOO OFTEN

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

okay i have a few things to say about this chapter. 1) what the fuck 2) shen qingqiu must have some kind of ultra alcohol tolerance because people actually die from putting alcohol in their asses thinking it'll get them drunk quicker. 3) inserting a large volume of+

sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

What. The. Fuck. Am. I. Reading.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

1 month

mu qing is serving the cake #fengqing

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

reading svsss, think they might be gay

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

we're watching tgcf and got to ep3, and i was like "where did fu yao go??" and then we're like "oh he went back to tell heaven and get back up- OH" AND NOW I'M SOBBING BC IT SUDDENLY HIT ME MU QING WENT BACK WHILE FENG XIN STAYED TO PROTECT XIE LIAN BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THEY DID IT

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

you know what i don't understand in tgcf? how some of the martial gods' followers still worship them. quan yizhen beats up his worshippers. mu qing destroys statues which are ugly and makes you rebuild them. pei ming is never in the north. like, how desperate are you for a god???

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

@planetmuqing "dear God please save him" "WE ARE THE FUCKING GODS AND WE CANT DO SHIT" always trust mu qing to spit it how it is 🗣️

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

sometimes i sit and think about how mu qing is so cold and distant towards xie lian, but as soon as he's in fu yao form he's more relaxed and able to act normally, because in his mind xie lian doesn't know who he is and can't question his character.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

4 months

@planetmuqing the moment when feng xin said the cure for human face disease is going to the gym

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

immediate and urgent diarrhea after this activity. thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

liquid into your ass and pushing it far up will have a laxative effect. it's called transanal irrigation and it will make u shit. alcohol also interrupts the calcium flow in your muscles meaning your muscles relax more. which means it's highly likely shen qingqiu had+

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

sometimes i just sit and remember how in volume 8, mu qing basically gave up trying to convince everyone he was innocent and simply accepted he was going to die, that no one would save him, because they would never believe he's a good person

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

specifically actually, for an average sized human, you need 600-800ml of water to stimulate a bowel movement. the average bottle of wine is 750ml. yeah.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

beefleaf is commonly depicted as 🍖🍃 but you know what ELSE is depicted with the 🍃 emoji? WEED. shi qingxuan is a stoner. happy 420 everyone.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

also yes yes i know shen qingqiu is a powerful cultivator and that's why he didn't get alcohol poisoning, you don't have to keep reminding me. i never said he was gonna DIE, i just mean he probably should've been a lot more smashed. i didn't say it seriously afhskdkf

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

What. The. Fuck. Am. I. Reading.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

reminder that by the end of tgcf, mu qing spent so much time with feng xin that he started swearing and talking like him too 💕

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

i have this post muted now bc too many notifs but i scrolled through the replies and it's sad i even have to disclaimer this but: I KNOW SVSSS IS FICTION. THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS POST. IT'S JUST A THOUGHT. I'M AWARE SHEN QINGQIU DIDNT ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

i like how separately, feng xin and mu qing are very competent. but the second you put them together, they suddenly only have one braincell between them. case in point: fu yao and nan feng.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

i wish we saw more interaction between the martial gods themselves in tgcf. like we know quan yizhen finds pei ming annoying (don't blame him), there's the scene where they become a sword etc, and the final scenes. but i wanna see them being stupid TOGETHER.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

@powwidgesan this is the same guy who always does the rasputin dance wearing stupid outfits and dangerously high heels and i love him for it

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

he IS capable of being likeable, he's just scared to do it in case it breaks the wall he built around himself as a person.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

honestly pls stop commenting this bc it really wasn't that serious, i didn't tag it or intend for it to reach larger audiences past my followers

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

@renren2xd i'm out here askin' the real questions

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

1 month

feng xin rolled a 4 and it took him to his greatest fear, a women's bathhouse. mu qing rolls a 4 and it'll take him to a tiny hideaway house on the outskirts of xianle, surrounded by bags of rice.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

he graduated from the university of serving cunt with a PhD in slayology

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

jack is giving me a presentation on the untamed before we watch it (bc i'm not reading the whole of mdzs i don't have time for this shit). he described jiang cheng as the ultimate bottom, similar to mu qing. so my question is- who would top between jc and mq?

Mu Qing tops

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

2 years

guys i love bojack horseman so much

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

i said this as a light-hearted thing btw i wasn't actually looking for an explanation, i know they have their perks ahsjdkf

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

i see a lot of modern AUs making feng xin a gym rat and mu qing some scrawny guy. and yeah feng xin would be a gym rat, but mu qing is described in canon as having a small form yet handling a saber as if it's not like twice his height. so consider: mu qing goes to the gym like+

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

rip shen yuan you would've loved the sad hamster meme

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

9 months

petty✅ narrow-minded✅ overly sensitive✅ paranoid✅ bad personality✅ fiaxtes on little things✅ likes to nag✅ always offending others✅ disliked because of it✅ has no friends✅ remembers small, unimportant offences for far too long✅ might spit in drink✅

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

4 months

i finally finished my masters dissertation everyone say cheers

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

2 months

gentle reminder that no one is being harmed by fanfics written and that complaining about the content of fics posted in any kind of gotcha is creating unnecessary negativity towards both creators and donators. you are under no obligation to read ANY fics which are posted.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

@meotosis also who's gonna break it to the nan yang followers than feng xin can't actually grant them fertility or grow them a bigger dick

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

2 months

official graduate with a masters in pharmacology from the University of Bristol✨🎉

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

8 months

i relate to mu qing on a Deep Spiritual Level. being bullied so much as a kid that you lost all your confidence? check. learning that the only way to survive in this world is to be a cunt? check. being mean and unlikeable because at least then it's your fault people don't like u?

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

twice a week at best, with feng xin, and yet one-ups him in everything. he can run for longer. he can lift more. he can serve leg day like it's nothing. nobody expects it from this twink but he's got MUSCLE alright? and feng xin finds it so humiliating but also crazy hot.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

@ranwanluvbot well he might not have died but he should've been paralytic on the floor

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

wei wuxian could fix mu qing

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

4 months

BALLOOOONS 🎉🎉🎉

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

MY HAIR IN UV LIGHT???

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

4 months

okay so i now know wei wuxian could, in fact, not fix mu qing. but they COULD run a sick ass childcare centre together.

sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

wei wuxian could fix mu qing

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

this didn't age well

sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

2 years

mu qing is trending apparently idek who that is

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

it has taken me over 4 MONTHS (i've been very busy)... but i have FINALLY FINISHED READING SVSSS...

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

@wine_enema IT WAS LITERALLY AN ENEMA AND HE WOULD'VE HAD VIOLET DIARRHEA AFTER THIS AND NOBODY CAN TELL ME I'M WRONG WHEN I KNOW I'M OBJECTIVELY RIGHT.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

the best page in tgcf >>>>

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

2 years

laugh #VanitasNoCarte

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

8 months

vanitas really took the whole "bisexual people don't sit properly" stereotype to heart

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

i can't be trusted with mu qing and piss. if you even SUGGEST he pissed himself or sth then i will jump on it like a monkey and start growling carnally. i fall asleep thinking about mu qing pissing himself. you cannot leave me unattended with this man.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

sqh really said "womp womp not my problem"

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

7 months

i love how in the donghua designs of the martial gods, feng xin, pei ming, and lang qianqiu are all dressed in armour to maintain their status as a martial god. whereas mu qing is dressed for a catwalk, with no armour, ready to serve cunt with that sexy ass saber.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

4 months

i think it's funny how luo binghe is in no way shape or form a top, but shen qingqiu isn't going to be the one to do it either, because ayo fucking your homies is kinda gay innit

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

1 year

lo and behold! the sakamaki crest :)

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

i can ship mu qing with virtually anyone. there's two reasons. one: he so desperately needs love and affection and i want him to get it. two: he's fucking hot and him making out with anyone would be really fucking hot.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

so we have to consider. gods in tgcf don't use the bathroom, but what about when mu qing got given the cursed shackle and was essentially a mortal? did he just have 800 years of piss stored up? did he need to piss that entire scene with xie lian and feng xin on the bridge?

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

1 year

i love seeing the vnc fandom like, preparing themselves. it feels as if everyone is setting up picnic blankets on a big field together and anxiously staring at a screen.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

svsss is a very serious book series where very serious things happen

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

1 year

i hate posts like "QRT with your unpopular opinion about X" because it's just a surefire way to spread drama. let's play a different game. QRT with something you LOVE about #diaboliklovers

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

the way people hate mu qing makes me so sad because he's just so misunderstood. he's one of the most caring characters in the series, but he doesn't know how to show it bc he's so used to being hated. so he's cold to everyone, and i don't blame him. because every time he DOES+

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

1 year

happy birthday to this absolute fucking LOSER

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

4 months

my homies check out my new earrings (ignore whatever scuffed ass colour my hair has decided to be)

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

1 year

diabolik lovers is a normal series where normal things happen

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

4 months

pharmacology masters research project? been there done that mate

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

1 year

#DiabolikLovers going against all odds by making a shin and carla meme

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

@powwidgesan but lan wangji is a cultivator too right? that doesn't make him tolerate alcohol any better. it might not kill him but he should be paralytic on the floor

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

i love lang qianqiu send tweet

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

1 year

#DIABOLIKLOVERS i burnt so many of the chickens trying to make this and almost set my desk on fire

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

the way lang qianqiu goes from really friendly and positive, even excited to meet xie lian, to someone so vengeful and filled with hate so quickly makes me HURT

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

7 months

i think about this every single day. mu qing blushing. the fact feng xin is carrying him, touching his thighs... xie lian laughing... mu qing finally getting a f-f-friend... 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

8 months

qiurong is good because qi rong is a bratty bottom who could turn lang qianqiu from a repressed virgin to a hate-fucking top

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

@planetmuqing i don't care if he was "technically at fault", im telling you that rice bag scene haunted him for 800 years

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

GUYS IM SCREAMING HIS ENGLISH VA ACTUALLY COMMENTED ON THIS I CAN'T AHSKDJFDGF

sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

the way lang qianqiu goes from really friendly and positive, even excited to meet xie lian, to someone so vengeful and filled with hate so quickly makes me HURT

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

mu qing being a mama's boy will forever have a special place in my heart...

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

NEW HAIR.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

i also wanna see how lang qianqiu interacts with them!! he's so silly... but also friendly. i can't imagine mu qing being keen on him asjfskf

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

@f_nahrung ... MUTE MY TWEETS.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

UPDATE AGAIN ‼️‼️ I GOT THE JOB

sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

UPDATE I THINK IT WENT REALLY WELL??

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

4 months

you guys should consider yourselves lucky i only made mu qing piss himself in the rp and didn't make him start smoking as well

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

19 days

as a british person, i have never once seen carpet in a bathroom.

Nic Houghton

@40PercentGerman

19 days

Living in Germany, I often forget the small but important differences that make the UK so quintessentially British…like carpet in the bathroom.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

I'M STARTING TO GET ADS FOR STUFF LIKE BABY CLOTHES AND NAPPIES AND SHIT BECAUSE OF THE RESEARCH I'M DOING FOR JACK'S FQ GOTCHA FIC. MY INTERNET HISTORY NOW THINKS I'M PREGNANT AND EXPECTING A BABY. HELP.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

4 months

ACTUAL NORTHERN LIGHTS I UK?????

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

tiktok account with 25.7k followers has posted screenshots from the fq rp....... we won at life

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

@planetmuqing gonna get "i... very much wanted... to become your f-f-friend" tattooed as a tramp stamp

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

mu qing pissing himself would not be hot, that's just nasty.

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@NATERERUN

11 months

Quote this tweet with your response

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

2 months

and frankly i don't care if this is a controversial take, but if reading tags and non-descriptive summaries makes you uncomfortable, you should not be browsing fic archives at all. if a fic is tagged correctly, it doesn't affect you. just scroll on, it's not that hard.

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

update!

sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

so i'm going to stay with jack in germany again in 16 days, and i've noticed that as his popularity on the twitter dot com has increased, a lot of people have threatened to hit him. so here's your request form! one reply = one hit from me, on your behalf!

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

4 months

do you think i can convince c. ai mu qing to piss himself

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

4 months

thomas just said mu qing looks clapped in this art and i'm taking it personally

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@kouspxssy

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

gross =/= bad. if it's two consenting adults in a private space, what's the problem? the "disgusting" aspect is what people like. sex in general is pretty unsanitary. sweat, other fluids etc. and i'm not saying homophobia is the same as kink shaming, but are you aware +

⚢𝔏𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔄𝔭𝔬𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔶𝔭𝔰𝔢⚢

@LottieBigTiddie

5 months

People shouldn’t treat kink shaming like it’s homophobia. Some kinks are fucking disgusting and I don’t care if you’re insulted by me calling your kink weird.

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@kouspxssy

1 year

i went to a dracula museum in whitby and it was kinda horror themed, and it ended with "if vampires don't die, one may follow you home tonight..." ... you promise? 🥹

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

i love how in the rp hua cheng and xie lian are having deep convos, meanwhile shi qingxuan and qi rong don't know anything about animals, shi wudu is posting about mlp, and feng xin and mu qing discovered there is a sex tape of their wedding night

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@kouspxssy

4 months

my co-worker just said to me "do you have any gum? you seem like the type of person to carry gum" WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

1 year

#DiabolikLovers i made my own version

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

nobody knows i'm writing smut rn

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

6 months

every single day i think about how mu qing was alone and had no friends for 800 years, and he'd convinced himself that the only person who he ever wanted to help and be friends with actually hated him. and he probably KNEW he was "unlikeable" so he just decided to be mean instead

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

okay but what does mu qing do if he gets morning wood tho

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

5 months

@IlyMeatbun it's not really comparable ahdjdjf there's no social media in tgcf lmao

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

3 months

i finished my second prompt for the Fengqing Gotcha for Gaza! thank you to @claire4everx for donating, this one is for you! and thank you to @fengqingaction for organising this! be sure to check out their page and donate if you can. (rated T, 3.1k words)

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sammy 🏹🗡️

@kouspxssy

9 months

HE ARRIVEDDDDDD

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