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Koulrophilia

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6 months

This vitality and health stuff is verging on Chineseness

♱ WYΔTT 🏔️

@ClassyRedneck11

6 months

Raw squirrels for breakfast. Proper squirrel intake fixes 95.7% of your health Squirrel is very easy to grow, yet they only sell cows that are hard to raise? Tells you something, they dont want you to feel the vitality of squirell Eat squirrel = You become cute like a squirell

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Koulrophilia

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1 month

Yeah I love drinking too

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Koulrophilia

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2 months

I think I have become the worst possible version of myself.

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Koulrophilia

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14 days

I’d clean it for you if you want me to

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2 months

It falls apart, we all have work to do

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Koulrophilia

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7 days

Actual friendship is rare and when you experience it ,upon reflection, it almost brings one to tears.

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Koulrophilia

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4 months

U be jacking off in there Big Time

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Koulrophilia

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1 month

The male gaze? You mean my ability to find beauty in everything?

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Koulrophilia

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6 days

Two dollar pistol but the gun won’t shoot

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

1 month

There was a time when I was unemployed for 3 months and rode my bike around north Austin reading every single book Nietzsche ever wrote

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

2 months

This sort of effete imagery cultivated around the consumption of information, wether it be literature or otherwise, is suffocating for men of real candor and north bound sentiment, men who eat what is in front of them, have temples on their couch, make love already asleep

Eirik Fevang

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2 months

Evening

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Koulrophilia

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1 month

Telling my ex girlfriend I will never die when she asks how I’m doing

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Koulrophilia

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1 month

Hands of a woman

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

6 months

I get along extremely well with homosexuals and minorities.

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Koulrophilia

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1 month

Nice computer job where you do nothing, you are going to die

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

2 months

Is every person on this website in on some grand coping mechanism from hell about what love is

ej*y.

@imsufjanstevens

2 months

this is what September is going to feel like

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

25 days

Niggas in Paris

Hyperion

@EcceGloboHomo

25 days

Mishima in Paris, 1965

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

29 days

This is how fat autistic retards used to post 10 years ago

Daniella Pentsak ⍼

@pentsakdaniella

30 days

> Reads Schopenhauer > Loves animals, hates humanity > Depressed but only sometimes > Considered far-right > Volcel > Artemisian and severe Inferiority Complex

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

7 months

Send me music I will tell you I love you

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Koulrophilia

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8 days

This scares me

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4 months

Goon cave

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Koulrophilia

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1 month

I’ve had a terrible habit all my life of getting hammered and telling the truth when I could’ve lied

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Koulrophilia

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1 month

Just saved this image

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Koulrophilia

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9 days

But what the intellect regards as shameful often appears splendidly beautiful to the heart.

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

5 months

Have not had a girlfriend for a month and I’m saving shit like this to my phone

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Koulrophilia

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10 days

Im so miserable I’ve started writing for the first time in my life.

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Koulrophilia

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7 months

When you are no longer romantic enough to commit suicide over the slightest inconvenience it is over

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

2 months

You’re boring, slow, you talk retarded and your shit is fucked up. I could be high and drunk for days on end, carrying corpse like my dilapidated body, and I would still have more girth, more stroke game, more violent back shots to give than you

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

13 days

Is this 10 years old

⨝ Yung Caligula ⨝

@Holy_Caligula

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

9 months

You are going to die

Damian Kelleher

@damiankelleher

9 months

So I bought 130 books today. Pictures coming

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Koulrophilia

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6 months

One should be an avid bather, caffeine drinker, physical but cool headed during his labors and in his quietude. Happiness is several medians, but virility is a balance of extremes.

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

7 months

As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

4 months

A fat mean man, swarthy and pock faced, followed my sister home after she flipped him off. She called me and all I had to do was walk outside and he started saying fuck you from his car and drove off. My nephew sat in his chair after and ate his banana like me, he thinks I’m cool

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@koulrophilia

1 month

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@granulerpiece

1 month

I don’t want to see a quote tweet ever again in my life

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

1 month

Going to read Hegel for the first time in my life and understand it better than all these loud idiots

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

9 days

I have not found God, but for the first time in my adult life I have felt the desperation of my lacking him

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

26 days

You want me to fucking kill myself?

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@03germ

27 days

Natalie Portman for Vogue Italia March ‘04

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Koulrophilia

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3 months

Reading Saint Augustine is fixing me

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@koulrophilia

1 month

My first girlfriend in middle school became a lesbian after we broke up, sort of setting the stage for every relationship I would have hence forth

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Koulrophilia

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15 days

I’ve dissuaded myself of the dream of myself, and I’ve arrived.

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

2 months

Demure, earnest, yearning, Hegel, gnostic, waif, what more would you do with your tawdry collection of words than use them in terror attacks on my soul, it’s hell on me, it’s hell on me

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

11 days

We get white boy summer and that’s it stop ✋ playing around

ol’ stocky ⛳️

@oldstocky

12 days

Sensitive young man autumn

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

2 months

Likes being made private has healed the world

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

4 months

My girlfriend said I could like your selfie

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

2 months

This is how I feel every day of my life.

Pissed Pissedofferson

@femmebot2000

2 months

fascinated by george w. bush’s leaked self-portraits

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

12 days

Is this why it takes them three movies, because they are both so annoying

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

25 days

Land shark cannot handle a Latina, none of us can

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

14 days

We should let her do her own thing, we should love her and hope the best for her. When I do coke I have sex with women I just met and get into car accidents, so at least she is reading this nerd shit. Safe!!

Nikki the Hegelian

@returntohegel

16 days

Good.

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

8 months

A man like me, a philomath, should have been cordoned off at birth, kept from foids, trained in the arts of harmony, rhythm, physical excellence, good letters, and the soft mathematics of the philistines. At 27, my current age, I would be an unsuccessful petty officer, accountan

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

12 days

I think this was the lowest point of my life

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

18 days

Something about how humiliating this is is really hot to me

Haliey Welch

@HalieyWelchX

19 days

Hawktober starts today!

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

1 month

She’s gone around kissing every man at the pool table and smiling at me out of spite for my having told her she can’t kiss me anymore

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

5 months

This only lasts like 3 weeks

Laura

@cainpilled

5 months

Whatever

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2 months

Girl on tinder is making me want to start a family, why does it always come to this

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

5 months

I was looking for a Latina girlfriend and I found a Latina girlfriend and heaven knows I’m miserable now

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

3 months

Everyone on here is a fucking loser, that’s the whole entire point, to commiserate

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

2 months

What has it all come to?

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

4 months

Am I retarded for not knowing if this is real or not

dane

@buckadeath

4 months

If only you knew how fun things really are.

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

11 days

Russian chick with enormous butt has been hired, and I tried to tell them not to, I tried to speak up, but it was like a voice in a storm, and now I am lost

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@koulrophilia

1 month

These niggas hate each other

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

14 days

Any health problem you have Can be solved by simply ignoring it, carrying on, and never dwelling. Every time you require a physician is one of your nine lives.

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4 months

I feel like this every day of my life

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

9 months

You will burn in hell

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Koulrophilia

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23 days

I speak broken Spanish everyday with a Cuban, Nicaraguan, and Mexican, and I read Spanish xeets everyday from a twink, poet, and a homosexual

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

5 months

Ok but what if a woman did this to me with her feet 🧘

Ricardo

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@koulrophilia

14 days

Fucking dude with painted nails just put on the cranberries at 9AM

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2 months

Hadn’t slept for a few days, walked to the gym and started lifting, felt kinda

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

18 days

Can you tell me why I want to kill myself when simple mechanical errors occur that I cannot fix

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@abjectbaby

19 days

The epoch of the Freudian e-girl is upon us

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3 months

These mother fuckers are going to die

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5 years ago

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

1 month

Before I broke up with my ex girlfriend I took her and her parents out to eat, let them think they were about to pay, watched them buy these expensive drinks, some appetizers, the meal, and schemed until the last possible moment, asked to pay, a triumph. It bankrupted me.

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

14 days

The masculine pleasure of hitting something hard enough that it starts working again.

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

10 months

This was on my for you page and at this point I really don’t see the need to use this app anymore. What’s for me about this? Am I supposed to interact with this woman? Ask her for an odd angled picture of her turned up nose (to masturbate to), request if I can send her money?

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@higirlsaysbruh

10 months

made my coquette weenie wreath again, back by popular demand 🎀

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

1 year

Drinking to excess prolongs many delusions and fantasies past their maturation.

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

2 months

Give me the lord of the rings font mijo

Irina Dumitrescu

@irinibus

2 months

Visited someone today

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Koulrophilia

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2 months

I should not lose heart so easily

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@koulrophilia

3 months

I need love

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

1 year

Every nature method language course starts with a narration of the family, but I would prefer the story of a solitary man in his rented room, and to learn more immediately the words for despair, hopelessness, dread, suicide, etc.

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

22 days

I will write a terrible book

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

19 days

To read Sophocles and Aeschylus, Pindar and Sappho, spend 10 more years teaching myself declensions, eat all my time and more often thann not sustain myself with the most sordid abysmal work, wether on a farm, in a kitchen, putting in fences, and always accompanied by silly women

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

9 months

Gunna go hit legs to the cranberries and then make ribeyes and swordfish steaks for the retired and leisurely in a restaurant with 30 foot tall ceilings, imagine a beautiful heiress asking me to conjugate διδωμι, ask my hand, tell her I have obligations this summer at sea, etc et

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

3 days

God god good GOd GOD

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Laying

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

8 months

Bailed out of a 300lb squat infront of a beautiful woman yesterday

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

1 month

Sometimes it’s really nice checking off all the boxes.

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1 month

A man with many friends and a social life is simply unappealing to me. Likewise, seeing him swarmed by a parade of women is equally off-putting. Ideally, he should be wallowing alone somewhere with a terrible living situation and some type of addiction problem

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1 month

I’ll see you again under the falls

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@koulrophilia

10 months

Venus Foid Trap

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@koulrophilia

6 months

I hope my sister and her young child are ok with me coming home and eating Ray peat oysters at 2:30 in the morning.

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@koulrophilia

1 month

You wouldn’t get how much every Mexican I have ever met loves me

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11 months

I have a natural strength that parallels my intuition, but both dissolve like acid paper before the wake of domestic affairs, the laundry, etc.

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

5 months

Walking to the gym, thinking about fish in the sea, the orange and white koi at the sushi place, the fish that must be in the stream down there.

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1 month

What the fuck am i doing

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

3 months

28 is a wonderful age to be reading at the themed liberal coffee shop that is effectively just 4 walls and a roof over this cool dating app called make-melancholic-eye-contact-repeatedly-on-accident-with-white-girls-working-on-nice-laptops

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13 days

I have no idea what this is like

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

1 year

I asked her grandfather, a decorated veteran of both Vietnam and Desert Storm, what he thought of the people of the Middle East, especially Egypt and Arabia. He sat, over a table of Chicken and molé that her beautiful grandmother had made for us and seemed like Herodotus to me

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Koulrophilia

@koulrophilia

1 year

That any speck of the classical world has made it into the cultural lens of modern American life is directly tied to its potential to be Narcissified into a meaningless self help lesson on how to get through a McDonalds shift

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