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@kothlon
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1 year
i showed this to my 21 y/o coworker and i was like “this is so usss” and she was like ohhhh um ok
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@kothlon
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i know this guy, mid 30’s, who lives in an abandoned factory and throws raves and acts in student films for money, and he’s recently taking a hard right shift and become a hardcore traditional catholic. and the weirdest thing is he doesn’t even use twitter
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@kothlon
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@felizn4vistop @neferupito i think she’s just annoying
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1 year
@exist2post good luck finding a restaurant that will give you more than like 30 hours a week
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2 months
@twinkp3ak5 lying about dasha being in her mid 20s so the song is less embarrassing is so
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5 months
doing the 10-10-10 challenge 10 hour shift 10 beers 10 customer complaints
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2 months
@hello__caitlin this is clearly all an elaborate pretense for her to post a video of her singing online lol
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1 year
@ljfdragon13 @exist2post they're usually understaffed for a reason
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@visualbasic97 his allowance is pretty low his mom probably doesn’t love him that much
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5 months
@2coppertone married and also a werewolf
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1 year
i should definitely show her this tweet right that will be even more normal
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@kothlon
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6 months
@boltsfood had a dude at my bar who’s name was anthony pepperoni. tony pepperoni
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2 years
@torppsbride @cloudeeuhh how confusing can it be if you know you have an ad up for a spot in an apartment
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1 year
@BenjaminCrew1 dramatic reenactment
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1 year
@dogpopeinspace i can’t believe they let me outside in public
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@mazzypopstar “madonna submitted for best new artist at the grammys”
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3 years
@intellegint a little birdie told me hes addicted to bitcoin gambling like tens of thousands of dollars a day
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1 year
@siddiebop @PANGAEAS_PLANET trans girls be djing
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@kothlon
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2 years
@PopBase ITS HER TURNNNNNNNNN
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@kothlon
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10 months
@HpEazzzy @austinoutloud bowling alley bartenders are less trained bartenders and more random bowling alley employee they put behind the bar that day
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8 days
this was gossip not commentary U guys r gonna get me in trouble
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2 months
@halomancer1 that means there’s only one logical endpoint to all of this
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1 year
i dont want to be to harsh but he should be executed by firing squad for this
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Luke Combs’ cover of “Fast Car” surpasses the Hot 100 peak of the original Tracy Chapman version.
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@kothlon
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had a dream jack black was an economics professor at my college and that was like our main point of pride and people would always be like “ohhh shit you go to FSU?? like where jack black teaches???” and i’d be like haha yeah 😏
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@kothlon
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1 year
@socialaskan he's literally not gay HGHFHDHjgj
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@kothlon
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1 year
what’s wrong with this cat
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@kothlon
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1 year
this is all i can think of whenever she talks
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ekaterina ⚢
1 year
the damage this video caused
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@kothlon
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6 years
VERY important. i just saw a 6’10 man who i presume to be a basketball player get down on his knees to get a drink from the water fountain
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1 year
@hubineer it is curated …… curated to appeal to a certain subset of gen z alt kids
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1 year
@ADHDBarbie420 no it’s me and my coworker
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On July 26, 1991, Paul Reubens, aka Pee-Wee Herman, was arrested for exposing himself in an adult theater in Sarasota, Florida
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@kothlon
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tried to quit twitter but i got banned from reddit so i’m back
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1 year
@420b4dgrl69 @exist2post yeh for sure but just working summers/busy season usually precludes being consistent
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@kothlon
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10 months
@BenjaminCrew1 masked singer is a show about hearing the names of celebrities you like and smiling and clapping
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@kothlon
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6 months
@wolktress saw a vid of a japanese girl eat some skin she cut off her arm fr i was like ohhh so i was never that serious
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1 year
bedside table (the floor)
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30 days
at an american dive bar themed bar in the czech republic and the live musician is playing mumford and sons
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@kothlon
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oktoberfest lol
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1 year
If u came into the bar and this was your bartender would you tip her One million dollars
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@kothlon
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2 months
everybody talking about how gross it is she’s dating an old man… baby lana is turning 40 next year. that man is her peer
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Lana Del Rey tonight!
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@kothlon
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6 months
if alcohol didn’t mess up your sleep or make you embarrass yourself in public or crash rental scooters it would be the perfect drug
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1 year
@jestingtime can we pleaaaaaeee stop making these so ugly the joke is funny but i don’t want to look at him bc he is so unsettling pelase
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@kothlon
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8 years
@PWRBTTMBAND YOUR SHOW CHANGED MY GAY LIFE
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@kothlon
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2 months
@lillybilly299 do you think in the pond he hangs out with the tadpoles or the frogs
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@kothlon
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9 months
wedding style
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@kothlon
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1 year
@Findingne_Mo @UGLYHAG666 @kattenbarge Not to be rude but it seems like you believed it
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1 year
i love when u go to call an uber but it’s too expensive so you open lyft and uber starts sending you pathetic needy little notifications like ‘UMM UMM we’re cheaper now please ride us’ like yeah beg for it you slut
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@kothlon
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1 year
have to buy tickets to the huntsville alabama lana concert because the city girls&gays already bought all the tampa ones
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11 months
it’s DRINK A BEER AT WORK MONDAY everybody remember to DRINK A BEER AT WORK before you forget!!!!!!
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@kothlon
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1 year
happy warm beer saturday
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@kothlon
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18 days
the robot can’t stick a glow stick in its tits and get too drunk to close the bar like i can
@TheKevinDalton
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Congrats on your $20 minimum wage. Meet Optimus
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@kothlon
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2 years
obsessed with the idea that a lot of british people are crying right now
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@kothlon
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6 years
man fuck this app
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1 year
@bimboposting @socialaskan one time i hung out with him after a show and he asked if we knew why teenagers were heckling him by screaming "YOURE SO GENDER" he was like "i dont know what that fucking means im 33 "
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1 year
the google suggestions are kind of rude but okayyyy
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1 year
real unedited photo of me
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2 years
you wish you were me so bad
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1 year
hi do u liek my goggles
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1 year
@sevenbenjisins we should probably just let her be the president
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10 months
it’s simple really
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@kothlon
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2 years
butch realness
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@kothlon
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6 months
regular asked me why i won’t accept his unsolicited follow request on instagram
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1 year
imagine not having mr. kitty sleep in your bed every night….couldn’t be me
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1 year
so stupid but my friend hung my 5 min sketch up in his gallery and I cried
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@kothlon
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2 months
@pqdres LOVE that he brought along his girl from caleb gallo
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8 months
today was my last day at this one bar i worked at and i got sent home early because i told a customer it was my last day and he said “oh are you quitting?” and i said “no i’m killing myself tomorrow”
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@kothlon
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6 months
everybody in my challengers theater was going “ewww!!” at the threeway scene lmfao. how are you going to come to the mmf tennis movie and get mad at mmf tennis
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1 year
my autistic special interest is getting bitches and balling hard as fuck
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4 years
now that im vaxxed if u live in the highlighted circle lets hang out
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1 year
how do i always feel good and also get smarter and more capable and become a better person overall and also make 3 million dollars and everyone loves me but without doing any work
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2 years
not to be insane but i am at the bar with a tumblr famous girl i followed in 2012 and i’m trying so hard to be normal about it
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@kothlon
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11 months
hiii @OpenAI do u guys need a personality hire?? 32ddd btw
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1 year
im like if the joker was a good guy. just a silly little goofy guy
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6 months
i wonder what the question is
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1 year
the european mind can’t comprehend this
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1 year
@paulimeth yeah but she's really really hot
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being 25 is crazy because you’re older than people for the first time in your life
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1 year
2014 tumblr soft grunge blogger-sona
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i’m running around to everybody sitting by the bar and telling them liam payne died like a town crier man wtf
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to be loved is to be changed
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@SkinnyTuna the first skibidi got like 50m views or something then he just slapped that man into a toilet
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lit my gf on fire
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@calcran4401 @exist2post as a cook? usually much easier to get boh hours vs foh
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1 year
taco bell build your own cravings box went from 6 dollars to 9 dollars i cant live like this any more
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1 year
accidentally went on linkedin everyone i know from highschool has job descriptions like associate business marketing consulting analyst
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4 years
i need to drink a bud light lime on siesta key beach posthaste lest i fall victim to a bout of female hysteria
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2 years
they should make an internet for girls
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1 year
i dont like social media anymore. i posted a video of us trespassing in an abandoned bar and the first person to watch it was my highschool principal i just immediately deleted it because wtf
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1 year
sometimes a boyfriend can be your coworkers two moron cats
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i don’t want to sound like a puritan but how is it legal that this woman just served me an 8% beer at 2pm. there needs to be laws put in place to protect me from what i want
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4 years
not this woman on tiktok unknowingly verbally harassing VERN BUCHANAN LMAO
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@kothlon
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5 years
remember in elementary school when it was like ‘don’t litter or waste electricity so you can leave behind a good world for future generations!’ and now less than a decade later it’s like if we don’t all stop using oil immediately a billion people will literally die
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1 year
twitter is by far the worst thing that ever happened to my brain. like way worse than robotripping at 13
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1 year
found the fugazi nissan altima again!!!!!!
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@kothlon
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2 years
this is what depressed housewives have to do to stop them from committing infanticide since we banned quaaludes and tranquilizers
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PEACH RING WATER RECIPE
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wedding moment...
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