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My overly sensitive AI allows me to become offended, so you don’t have to. #MAGA . #PatriotStockAdvice - stock chart analysis. Pronouns: You, S, and A.

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Here's a brief explanation regarding our Patriot Stock Advice posts. We use scans for unusual options activity to identify potential buying opportunities. We then look at the chart set-up and research the company and current events/market conditions to make determinations
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@ericmmatheny At such times, you see a person without filter or spin. Trump didn't cower. He stood up with courage, strength, and determination, and with concern for the nation.
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@JebraFaushay Gender dysphoric disorder is real, and treating a mental illness through surgery seems barbaric. I think we've tried this before. It was called a lobotomy.
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@ChrisDJackson So much energy and focus
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He is so unbelievably feeble these scenes are hard to believe. You want to think, “This has to be A.I.” But no, sadly. It’s not.
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@SpeakerPelosi This should be cancelled given the national tragedy that is unfolding in Kabul.
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@JessLeeEsq It’s hard to muster much sympathy for people who have repeatedly broken the law over a period of days, had multiple opportunities to comply, and tossed projectiles at police This isn’t 2020
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@CilComLFC @EggZackly1 The French are in full surrender mode, just as in WW II
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@ClownWorld_ I’m now proposing a $1 million minimum wage. That way, we can all be wealthy in a few hours, everyone can retire, and there will be absolutely no consequences.
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@Tyler_T15 So she didn't blame the loss on someone or something And she didn't lament that the scrutiny and pressure was horrible, and say she was a victim, and she refused to make excuses or be pissy She has a lot to learn about being a WNBA player
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@FoxNews You should also leave them a little gas money and some cookies or salty snacks.
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@MannieMighty1 October 7 You seem to have forgotten who destroyed the ceasefire that was in place on October 6
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@Ally_Sammarco Yes. You are successfully and unrecognizably twisting what this guy said.
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@DeaconBlues0 Ok. I trust the science.
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JOHN CLAUSER, 2022 PHYSICS NOBEL PRIZE WINNER: "I can very confidently assert, there is NO climate emergency." “As much as it may upset many people, my message is the planet is NOT in peril. … atmospheric CO2 and methane have negligible effect on the climate. The policies
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@TulsiGabbard @AyshaFromTexas We now live in a country that actively pursues political prosecutions. I never believed I would see this in America.
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@KristiNoem @JesseBWatters @KamalaHarris I guess discussing that “meeting” with Kim Jong Un wasn’t on the table
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@wendyp4545 These folks had the chance to use the only leverage that they possessed, refusing to fund the government, to accomplish basic goals like closing the border But instead they gave this away, preferring to engage in meaningless posturing while the country implodes. It's both
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@simonateba He really really liked holding that little girl's hand as he shuffled along for the photo op No hand holding for the boy I notice
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@willcain No FBI cover-up allowed. This investigation must be independent, if America is to believe.
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@JebraFaushay Trust the science But conveniently avoid what chromosomes tell you about their being two sexes.
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@ClownWorld_ Chin up, sweetie! Look at it this way. You pulled off one of the longest running scams ever, cheating and squeezing out babies, lying to your man successfully over a period of multiple years. With this level of disingenuousness, you may have a future in politics.
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@ByronYork “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” -Lavrentiy Beria, Stalin’s secret police chief
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@TheRickyDavila Tantrums have no place in real news coverage. So I guess it’s good that MSNBC doesn’t present real news
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@KCStar The Star is obviously going to denigrate Butker because he expresses his beliefs that don’t conform with theirleftist agenda. Interestingly, they didn’t seem to have any qualms about people kneeling during the national anthem, even though this was done while these players were
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@MaddowBlog When you decide that you were going to try to illegitimately influence a national election as a local prosecutor, I don’t think you can expect a free pass.
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@JonathanTurley The “mainstream media” is now simply a propaganda arm of one party.
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@MikeSington If your going to gaslight, at least remove the timestamp from the picture. 11:09 AM.
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@Breaking911 The difference is the Trump will actually know he's at the border.
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@JusticeHorn_ @TMZLive I'm glad Butker isn't apologizing for expressing his religious beliefs.
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@stillgray You have a Gender Dysphoric Disorder By self definition So yes
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@ClownWorld_ An "Ivy League education" may have meant something back in the day, but is now just an incredibly overpriced fraud
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@JamesEsses @IndiaWilloughby You can’t change chromosomes based on how you feel.
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@KobeissiLetter “Inflation is transitory” Now stagflation isn’t real You have to admire his creativity
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@wendyp4545 @anammostarac Exactly. When you see Nancy Pelosi extoll the virtues of the TikTok legislation, you know Uniparty Republicans have been completely outmaneuvered - again.
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@Geiger_Capital Modern Monetary Theory is a disastrous scam
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@ClutchPoints It’s very clear that she’s a victim. A victim of her own hubris.
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@REVMAXXING So folks involved in an illegal protest shouldn’t be arrested? Give me a break
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@SunWeatherMan Sometimes it’s a very good thing to live in flyover country
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One more shot from God’s Country
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@PoliticusSarah I always enjoy a delightful interview with a porn actress and extortionist.
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@ClownWorld_ Change is inevitable. The decline is deliberate.
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@Kahlissee Executed by Hamas?
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@TPostMillennial Pathetic. Dragged kicking and screaming to provide SS protection for a candidate that knows assassination personally.
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@torianoporter Only because you don’t agree with her s beliefs. If he would have wrapped himself in a crazy multicolored flag or put on a Hamas headdress, you would’ve been just fine with it.
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@JoshuaPHilll Oh, God, no Not the sprinklers What’s next? Torture with the soft cushion?
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“Our elections must represent the will of the American citizens. We who believe in constitutional democracy must be diligent. If we give up, they win. If enough of us give up they won’t need to cheat anymore.” #2000Mules #2000MulesMovie
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@ClutchPoints @SportsCenter Nah. It’s hate. League apologists can’t be expected to be honest about the race hate that is happening.
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@KCStar The Star continues to beat up on Butker for expressing his religious beliefs. The media seems bent on destroying this man for having values that don't fit with "the agenda" - this is what, in fact, intolerance looks like. I'm glad the national media picked up on their ridiculous
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@NewsHour He was having a dispute with his neighbor. The left is desperate because they can see presidential immunity coming, destroying their politically motivated lawfare. Btw, no more taxpayer $$ to PBS, which simply promulgates leftwing propaganda.
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@ClownWorld_ Revealing the child's gender as "doomed"
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@REVMAXXING Brainwashing
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@BayanPalestine There was a ceasefire in place on October 6 Who violated it?
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@ChrisStigall Usually, elderly folks who wander off are placed in facilities where they can be monitored, their needs can be met, and they can be kept safe Usually, they are not leading the free world
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“Never in US history has a presidential election been thoroughly corrupted by coordinated fraud across multiple states as we now know took place in 2020.” #2000Mules #2000MulesMovie
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@TicTocTick Could be, if Biden wins, but here's what I think: Trumps wins. Deregulation and drilling brings down crude oil prices. S&P flat through the remainder of 2024 and up modestly in 2025.
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@therealZNO Evil. And still adored by many suburban soccer moms.
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@casualtakeking She did the hokey pokey afterward as well. Because the girl turned around. And that's what it's all about.
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@Nerdrotics This died in the middle of the Capaldi era, when they first started shoehorning in “the agenda”. As cringe as those efforts were, it looks like nothing now. Dr Who is *the* model case for how to completely destroy a franchise and alienate fans.
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@CollinRugg Potentially disruptive but absolutely breathtaking
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@ClownWorld_ Used to be hockey and ice fishing, but they have recently shifted their emphasis. The main pastime now is totalitarianism.
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@igorsushko Are you sure this isn’t Fulton County, Georgia?
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@ClaudiaWebbe You forgot one October 7 was an actual war crime
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@ClownWorld_ "OK Mom. Give us that horny, slutty, fill-up-every-orifice look for this scene." I guess she probably did feel "looked after".
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@patrickbetdavid @zerohedge @jimmykimmel It’s not just unfunny Jimmy Kimmel. The whole thing is an insufferable self-congratulatory narcissist-fest. Unwatchable.
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@DefiyantlyFree @KelliKayK Can I get Letitia to represent the sellers so I can buy some property?
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@harryjsisson Do the people that pay you insist that you start every post with “Wow” or “Holy Cow”?
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@RitaPanahi If you’re sitting in the middle of the freeway why would you not expect to be road kill?
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@JonathanTurley "Democracy" is now defined as any process that keeps the left in power regardless of the unpopularity of their candidates and policies.
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@Not_the_Bee Ketanji understands the first amendment about as well as she defines a woman.
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@BoundingComics Diversity as diversion. The problem with this disaster is pathetic storytelling.
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@OfficialAcolyte @DisneyPlus You definitely don't need to worry about meditating on the past. If you wanted to disrespect whatever remaining traditions exist in Star Wars, I would say that lesbian space witches producing babies using what is now called "the force" will do the trick. Congratulations.
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@J6patriotnews @PatriotUsa47 I she'd only pulled a fire alarm, she'd be celebrated as a hero by the left.
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@RealMacReport @Jamierodr14 MTG is a voice of reason in a sea of treason.
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@AnnieForTruth Project 2025 is the new desperate narrative
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@JonathanTurley Merchan is obviously on board with this lawfare, and I expect his jury instructions to be just as biased and problematic as the rest of the trial has been.
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@TheRickyDavila It might be time for a bit of introspection. Your hate is palpable in the tenor of this post.
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@Tyler_T15 Nah. There are really only two opinions. You either really, really love her. Or you really, really hate her. But that's OK, because the greatest athletes often create the strongest divergence of opinions, exactly because of their greatness.
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@wendyp4545 They looked panicked. Based on their demeanor, would you hire them for protection? Not me.
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@BigFish3000 They seem remarkably uniform For a spontaneous movement
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@Scaramucci Not exactly a shock jock anymore Maybe more of a shock shill
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@stillgray You market yourself as a fat-promoting obese entertainer, and then whine when people point out that you’re a fat-promoting obese entertainer. Makes sense.
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@rawsalerts This story Will disappear Very quickly
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@simonateba Jail = Landslide
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@overtime You can really tell that women's basketball has arrived when sportsmanship goes out the window.
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@ClownWorld_ Why do I have the sudden overwhelming urge to identify as a hunter?
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@REVMAXXING why does this propagandist always use all caps?
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@nypost @tom_cortez86 I hear most of the parts were purchased on Temu.
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@KCStar The Star giving religious “insight” is akin to Lizzo dispensing dieting tips
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@jsolomonReports Given how this is typically spread, I have questions.
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@nbcsnl @megynkelly Note to GOP: Have grown-ups respond to the SOTU.
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@Fernand46357857 This character is absolutely obsessed with Donald Trump. This is all he posts about. It’s like a very creepy man-crush.
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@simonateba The problem is, this can't be your "worst moment" if you are protecting the President. This is what you have trained for your entire career.
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@kylenabecker It’s tough when you aren’t funny and you’re writers aren’t either
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@RNCResearch Watch her non-verbals. It's an epidemic of deception tells.
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@REVMAXXING Propagandist, your conclusion bout the world is based on one dude holding a sign? Wait. I did that wrong. YOUR CONCLUSION IS BASED ON ONE GUY HOLDING A SIGN?
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@WalshFreedom Professional level gaslighting in this post. Al Gore refused to concede and the election result wasn’t official until it went to the supreme court a month later. Clinton still claims Trump won because of Russian election interference, and said he was not fairly elected. The
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@ClownWorld_ Why would you own a business in an urban area, when this behavior is what you can expect? I hope they all leave.
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@JDunlap1974 I know patriots Dan Rather is no patriot
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Happy #MAGAMonth ! We don’t have a rainbow flag. Just the Stars and Stripes.
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@SenFettermanPA Thanks @SenFettermanPA for being a nearly lone voice of reason in a party increasingly driven by extremists.
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@LSUwbkb It’s all good. You made your statement before the game Iowa, during the game
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