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sports and pop culture jokes and stuff • cool kids follow • do beers: @korkedbeers • email: korkedbats @gmail .com

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For every 25 likes this gets, we'll make Jason Kidd's collar bigger
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If the Zach Wilson rumors are true, it’ll mark the first time the Jets have scored over 40 since 2018.
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Drake settling in for bed after dropping Family Matters
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A more exclusive club than Augusta National.
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Steelers Nation, let’s weld.
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Shane Hawkins, the 16-year-old son of the late Taylor Hawkins, sits behind the kit for the Foo Fighters performance of ‘My Hero’ and now my eyes are sweating.
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Hey wait a minute...
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Rob Manfred has punished MLB fans more than he did the Astros.
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Vin Scully meeting Willie Mays for the first time in 2016 is one of the most pure conversations you’ll ever watch.
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Our hearts are with you today, Oakland. 💚💛
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OMG! THEY ARE GOING WILD AT YALE AFTER THEIR UPSET OVER AUBURN!
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The Rams be like "would you like to sign up for a My Best Buy Rewards card today?"
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Pete Alonso already gearing up for next years Derby
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@AtlantaFalcons Interview lasted between 3-28 minutes
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Kevin Harlan’s call of the streaker is, of course, legendary
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Mike McDaniel right now
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@AdamSchefter That tush has seen its final push.
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To combat the forthcoming Washington Post article, Kim Mulkey agreed to sit down for an interview.
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Sounds like you married an absolute legend, lady.
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Ever wonder what it would’ve been like if Vin Scully took shrooms?
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Love or hate the Eagles, Jason Kelce was a real one. Respect. @korkedbeers
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@ChicagoBears This tweet spent longer time in the pocket than Justin Fields
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@NFL @MikeGarafolo That tush has seen its final push.
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Need to take a small break. Will return in an hour or two to finish the other *checks notes* ...2,608 collar pics.
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@DiscussingFilm Lemme guess, billionaire Bruce Wayne was “unable to attend the unveiling event.” Typical.
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RIP in peace Howie Schwab Nobody could Stump The Schwab
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Honestly, didn't expect you monsters to be this invested in a collar. Should've set it for AT LEAST every 50 likes. But the collar will continue to get bigger tomorrow afternoon as promised, and as likes roll in.
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@NFL_DovKleiman @club520podcast Colts QB Anthony Richardson says playing in the NFL “is easier” than in college
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*sigh* Fine. For every 100 likes, we'll add a dildo to the field.
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If Al Michaels and Tony Dungy called that Bengals fumble return
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Freddie Freeman celebrating in the clubhouse after beating the Braves
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The only reason the Titans won is because the Bills were missing injured left tackle Taylor Lewan, per @Chris_Broussard
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Max Scherzer has been scratched from his World Series Game 1 start for fatigue and also because the Dodgers were eliminated.
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@NFL_DovKleiman Don’t tell Harrison Butker
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Dan Campbell when nobody criticizes Kyle Shanahan for going for it on 4th down
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DON’T LET THAT HALFTIME SHOW DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT DERRICK HENRY STIFF ARMED THE SOUL OUT OF DEION SANDERS
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“How did the Jaguars blow it and lose 5 of their final 6 games last year?” *cut to Jaguars practices*
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For every 178,000 likes, we’ll make Steve Harvey’s collar bigger.
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Pete Alonso is already back to work gearing up for next year’s derby
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Have to take a break for dinner, but will continue as the likes roll in. Have a lot more to do.
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That Duke loss really killed Dick Vitale's March Madness bracket: http://t.co/7glFuJmwae
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@AdamSchefter Winning with the Browns is more impressive than coming back from the dead
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@SportsCenter The OAT in GOAT should provide you with your answer
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Patrick Mahomes to the refs whenever he loses
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Here’s a Breakdown of Derrick Henry’s 99-yard TD run @KingHenry_2
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@AaronChewning Sorry about your aunt. Heard about it through the grapevine.
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