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Kristopher | i wanna be like Cristina Yang | ✈ | he/him | β™Šβ˜€οΈβ™ˆπŸŒ•β™ˆβ†–οΈ English | δΈ­ζ–‡ | ζ—₯本θͺž | ν•œκ΅­μ–΄

Joined May 2009
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Someday I'd like to have some tips in my garters
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Watching the the Phua Chu Kang reunion and WTF Pierre Png HAS NOT AGED A DAY since 2007. 1) His DNA needs to be studied in a lab. I volunteer to retrieve the DNA samples via a gluck gluck 9000. 2. The identity of his aesthetician needs to be revealed. 3. Skincare reveal NOW.
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I LOVE HER. She stood up for home-based businesses She stood up for women against misogynistic men Now she stood up for freedom of religious expression All Tony Tan gave us were KFC jokes *insert Halimah Yacob fancam*
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Discrimination has no place in S’pore society, says President Halimah; Tangs to allow staff, promoters to wear hijab
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Are straight men okay? This is gross.
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East coast residents are banned from saying "east side best side" for the next 5 years. #ge2020
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
I will bust a blood vessel if someone writes a letter or op-ed about how we need to be less harsh on these boys. These are educated boys FILMING THEMSELVES destroy money during a pandemic and recession. THOUSANDS have lost their jobs or had their incomes reduced.
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Students in RI uniform flush S$50 note down toilet, calls it 'our toilet paper'
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
5 years
People that live in the east are strangely very obsessed at declaring where they live, being FIERCELY PROUD OF IT, and calling everywhere else "too far" and "as far as malaysia"
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liyah biaa 🀍
1 year
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜š
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Lee Hsien Loong sighs heavily, reaches a wreary, tired hand to his medicine cabinet, downs a bottle of Centrum Silver, washes it down with water kept at exactly 32 degrees prepared by his own white horse NSF, and texts Lawrence Wong: "Eh bro, next GE cycle no go, tahan one more"
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1 year
I guess I'm skinny enough to be in a tr*ye s*van music video
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
2 years
What if twitter doesn't go down tonight and we're all posting pics for nothing
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1 year
I liked the safra cck swimming pool toilet's lighting
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
@ramonaslick I agree but do remember a lot of them are teenagers and young adults. Our opinions change as we grow. I had a lot of cringey posts and stupids opinions 10 years ago when I was 16.
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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The most cursed grindr message i ever received was in London
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British people are so insane lmao.
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
3 years
Should eat more
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I liked the way I looked in April
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It is well-known that National Service has mentally and emotionally scarred many Singaporean men and created a population of man-children but it has also created a group of queer men who fetishise every piece of clothing from the the SAF and SCDF, in this essay I will
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
2 years
Sian. Time for ICT
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
1 year
SIAN. ICT
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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@zaddynak Before and after opening this tweet.
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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Also, Neo Swee Lin and Lim Kay Siu appearing via a pre-recorded video with their Pink Dot lights and a copy of "1987 Singapore's Marxist Conspiracy 30 Years On" in the background on a Channel New Asia program is just wonderful and badass.
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3 years
Cover girl on the pole
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
2 years
I love how hotels in tokyo always have pyjamas.
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
Imagine being the person on the President's media team trying to explain to her what fan edits and fancams are.
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
3 years
#pinkdotsg messages from pulau tekong πŸ’—
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
6 years
I think Miss USA being a racist perfectly represents most Asian's image of an American. She's the perfect Miss USA.
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
3 years
Felt cute yesterday
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
4 years
I don't get non-asian twitter's obsession of showing off they can cook rice without a rice cooker and shitting on rice cookers in general. Why waste the time and effort when I can just push a button?
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Do y’all know how to make rice without a rice cooker? And if so, where is your family from? Trynna see some lol
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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I was asking the cabin crew about how to get around in bangkok... And he said "yeah you can't walk from sukhumvit to silom. You need to take the skytrain" UNPROVOKED. I didn't even tell him my plans. He could smell the faggotry
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
2 years
Wow thanks maybe I should ditch my alt and post everything here instead.
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Morning bath
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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Tried my Lovense Edge 2 and I understand why Wanda loved Vision so much. I no longer need a top in my life.
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
2 years
Omg
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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I think I've got the NYC gay uniform down.
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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The spin studio categorises their changing rooms by tops and bottoms! GAY RIGHTS!
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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Another 1km today
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
3 years
OUR MISS SINGAPORE IS QUEER!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬
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Post boxing class
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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The smell of my hairspray is so strong like wtf 😣. I smell like a mixed berry fisherman's friend.
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2 years
🐭
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
1 year
If I had a dollar for every time a speaker of parliament resigned due to their conduct I'd have two, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
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Got new shorts from ASOS and they are erm.... not commando friendly
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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Other bottoms sniff poppers, I sniff these.
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1 year
16 laps and an enjoyable shower.
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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The mismanagement has been there since last year. I arrived at the airport after a flight and the ICA officers didn't know what to do with the crew. After waiting for 30 mins at immigration they let us go home to self-quarantine at home for 14 days or until our next flight
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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Only felt comfortable wearing this @jj_malibu bosysuit during solo practice but it turns out my pole classmates liked it. Might wear it for actual class (with shorts of course)
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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I've been wearing shorts of this length so often these day that anything longer than this feels too long.
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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Would be nice to be able to wear a crop top every day, not just for pole class.
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
8 years
@ericschmerick 🎼this ketchup is too spicyyyyy🎀🎼
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
3 years
Okay which sgUniboi99 or twinknsf00 did this
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yall singaporeans be WILDING
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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Looking forward to the songkran sex tapes popping up on the TL
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kris πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈ
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My sister never got to go overseas before she died. She was 18 and I was 16. Every time I'm overseas I hope she's watching over me, and that she gets to see and experience what I do.
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