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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

8 months

love me or ill cut u

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@knjfedog

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@knjfedog

4 months

the reviews are in

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

9 months

my horny ass could not play dnd , i hear the "dungeon master" is taking "advantage" of me and im curled up on the floor whispering pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

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@knjfedog

3 months

once i get -laser -in shape -disposable income -my own place -past my trauma -bottom surgery -done with nicotine -a consistent sleep schedule -a new wardrobe -more tattoos -more piercings -more knives its over for u bitches

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

16 days

trying out a new therapist

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@knjfedog

18 days

"so how do u two know each other ?" funny story actually , we have met in every lifetime

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@knjfedog

29 days

girl who thinks "sleeper build" means someone who sleeps a lot: yeag i have a sleeper build girl who thinks the same thing but is a somnophile: wowa

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

1 year

putting u in the orb and rolling u around bc im mad at u

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

10 months

im on estrogen idiot , i dont get "boners" anymore . i wag my tail , duhh

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

11 months

how i look at u after trying to push u away bc i perceived abandonment and got scared of being hurt again

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

9 months

this is how u make me love u

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

9 months

my sick twisted mind ,,

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

9 months

if ur really my friend why arent u feeling me up and groping me rn ?

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@knjfedog

10 months

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

10 months

subtweeting a puppygirl is like the equivalent of spelling out w-a-l-k

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

2 months

coke addicted puppygirl deeply saddened when she learns what a drug sniffing dog actually does for work

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@knjfedog

4 months

nice argument . however ive already pair bonded with u and now i will never disagree with a thing u say for the rest of my life

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

4 months

"just a quick call before bed" im so gay

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

3 months

@Midbirat i didnt tweet this about u

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

10 months

"bite ur tongue" why dont u bite it for me huh ? coward .

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

5 months

self sacrificing all by urself ? holding in the pain as to no inconvenience others beautiful ? slowly building up resentment for those around u for not understanding how much u hurt on a night like this ?

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

11 months

edited messages that still contain typos r so adorable , like aw honey u tried so hard ! so close !

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

1 year

@softestmaz0vian stop being mean to trans girls period tbh

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@knjfedog

2 years

@femaIeboyfriend WHITE CATALYTIC CONVERTERS:

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

8 months

remember that when ur bullying me , ur literally kicking the tiny tummy of a perfect and beautiful puppy with ur steel toe boots :c

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@knjfedog

1 year

question for racing fans: why do they call it a pit stop if no one is sniffing or licking anything ???

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

8 months

oh look , im in the news

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

1 year

he has it, what now ?

irl star catcher

@avoidalmond

1 year

i think ur cat wants smthn from u too

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

2 years

omg shes trans

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@LilTrickshot

2 years

What the fuck is wrong with my soap

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

2 months

killing urself probably feels so good if ur a girl

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@knjfedog

11 months

some of yall r very catfish coded (can be caught just by putting my fingers in ur mouth)

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

11 months

(holding big knife and fork , licking my lips) so u use it/its pronouns u say ? ,,

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

11 months

everyone got that one oomf where u like all their tweets but never reply bc u know u could never be enough for them

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@knjfedog

9 months

maybe the best feeling in the world is a friend saying u came up in conversation with someone else . like i am fully convinced i dont exist in other ppls worlds once i breach line of sight . its just nice to be thought of c:

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@knjfedog

1 year

they always tell u to be wary of strangers online bc they might kidnap or murder u, turns out its actually really really hard to get someone to do either of those things

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@knjfedog

4 months

people my age trying to become homeowners and im still out here looking for a homo owner

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@knjfedog

1 year

sometimes i hit the like button and then scroll away really fast out of guilt bc im not sure if a like is an appropriate response to my friend live tweeting their mental breakdown

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

1 year

ruined orgasm (not allowed to say i love u during sex)

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@knjfedog

1 year

is it just me or does it smell like gooddogwhosagooddogyouareyesyouareyoureagooddog in here ?

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@knjfedog

8 months

u can tell people u dont want to have sex with them ? and they will still be ur friend ?? like they act like i have value as a person besides my body ??? crazy

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@knjfedog

1 month

ngl its kind of crazy they can just diagnose u with the everyone hates u disease and then say good luck kid

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

2 years

when ur taller than a 6ft girl, the rizz is sooooo easy. they literally dont know what to do bc their whole life was making fun of ppl shorter than them. guess what? now ur the short one, get on ur knees idiot

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

4 months

sitting on my throne as the most tired girl of all time

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@knjfedog

1 year

@slime_machine i think the problem theyre trying to voice is that now every little indie project feels like it has to be this fully fleshed out, multiple year long dev, whole team thing. rather than like, neil cicierega in his basement churning out ultimate showdown and that being enough

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

2 years

@762x54RAWR

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

16 days

its very hard to get over the hurdle from "i wasnt good enough" to "they fumbled me" but once ur over it ur kinda unstoppable

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@knjfedog

1 year

@S0L4N1N secret third thing: fighting game enthusiast

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@knjfedog

9 months

i went to the vet , but they dont take walk ins for euthanasia

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

2 years

this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

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@knjfedog

10 months

guess who has a place to live now c:

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@knjfedog

11 months

car drove by yelling "ur not a woman" , howd they know im a dog ??

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@knjfedog

1 year

(has been hanging onto every word u say and engraving it into my skin but the way u worded one thing made me feel like u hate me so i have to repress the entire conversation in order to not break down sobbing voice): sorry, i zoned out for a sec can u repeat that ? c:

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@knjfedog

16 days

if i became the first trans woman to get pregnant , i would still abort it just for the bit

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

1 year

falling into old habits tonite 👀 falling into old habits tonight queen ?? falling into old habits tonite ?

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@knjfedog

7 months

did u miss me ?

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@knjfedog

10 months

i think the only that could fix me at this point is an obsessed , possessive genderfuck creature with nice hair

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@knjfedog

11 months

when people tweet "if u even care" , i do , i care so much

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@knjfedog

11 months

if ur so smart , why arent u kissing me on the lips huh ? why arent u makingg out with me sloppy style big boy ?? hmmm ?? hmmmmmmmmmm ?????

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

3 months

@Slumbersheep it could happen to anyone , but it always feels like its happening to me specifically

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

11 days

dating me is a lot like adopting a dog , well except for the part where u fuck the dog

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@knjfedog

11 months

thinking about someone apologizing for what they r about to do to me , unable to help themselves

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@knjfedog

1 year

theyre tilting their confused doggy lil heads at u on puppygirltwt

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@knjfedog

1 month

grrrrr

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

1 year

this is the fit btw

knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

1 year

going out in my least intimidating outfit so i can get called "brave" by cis ppl

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

2 months

just a reminder

mp/sg | bank

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just a reminder <:

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

5 months

i have a terrible secret in my flesh

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

2 years

having a crush is like a -20 debuff to ability to think and be normal

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@knjfedog

8 months

gf saying "im so close" bc shes just been edged for an hour x gf saying "im so close" bc it just doesnt seem worth living anymore

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@knjfedog

2 months

dont look at me

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@knjfedog

9 months

@Emilybunoof im just waiting for the nerds to come tell me that im using advantage wrong so i can shove them in a locker

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

9 months

i gotta be honest , safety isnt a priority to me when it comes to sex . if i end up dead , at least i went doing who i loved

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@knjfedog

2 months

is it too much to ask for someone to be excited about me ?

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@knjfedog

9 months

how it feels to go out femme

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@knjfedog

2 months

u wouldnnot belive ur eyes , one hundred cigaretts

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@knjfedog

2 months

its not even boymoding , its dykemoding

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knifedog ▂▂⌇

@knjfedog

1 year

need someone who is the opposite of embarrassed of spending time with me. taking pics of me ,with me, telling people about the things i say , thinking about me when im not there

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@knjfedog

5 months

what gauge do u use for injection , i use 9mm

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