Khaleeeed 🍉 @kitfopapi Twitter profile

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@kitfopapi

4 years

this nigga @heyamine went from an accord to a rover, came a long way . love to see it

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It’s those who don’t live in Ethiopia that have the biggest mouth.

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2 years

I like it when comedians get together

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2 years

The entire country is in utter chaos, and this man child is chilling with Steve Harvey.

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2 years

Wife : “Wake up, its 8” Me: They scored another?

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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6 years

Okay , @iamcardib 💵 I see you... 👀 #Money

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3 years

Ethiopia is battling the pandemic by ignoring it.

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2 years

Man asked me “ጦርነቱን ትከታተላለህ ?” like it’s an HBO series

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2 years

This was me once 😭

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2 years

Hi @ethiotelecom , I have opted for Amharic and English as my language preference several times at your customer service phone line. All times I’m received by Oromifa speaking employees who are the rudest bunch to say the least, refuse to reroute me and at times would even hang up

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@kitfopapi

2 years

Abiy is a social experiment to see how patient a country can be.

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@kitfopapi

4 years

This is a reminder that a civil war was celebrated in Ethiopia.

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4 years

Y’all noticed how Twitter olf been a bit quiet since internet was out in Mekelle ?

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4 years

Habesha Women are way out of our league fellas!

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3 years

If we were attractive, we would have been on Instagram

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3 years

Abiy just trynna arrest 1,000,000 diasporas from hookah bars

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@kitfopapi

2 years

Ethiopian muslims make me cringe. How is this a religious thing for you. They don’t even consider you human.

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@kitfopapi

3 years

Also, The Dictator is by far the funniest movie of all time.

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4 years

On this episode of why I will never delete Instagram

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4 years

It’s easy to talk shit when you are not in Ethiopia. 😂

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@kitfopapi

4 years

Time to change all our headers🇪🇹

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@kitfopapi

3 years

My future wife probably on the phone with another guy thinking she is marrying him, ዝጊው የኔ ጅል አይቁጠርብሽ።

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2 years

ATMs charging money to take my own money is the greatest capitalist fraud.

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4 years

Guess we are calling it ‘wef’

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2 years

Wallah I don’t get why diasporas even visit Ethiopia, all you niggas do is complain and insult everyone here and act so superior.

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@kitfopapi

3 years

Take her out to coffee everyday, the dopamine and serotonin release will give her a responsive addiction to you. Thank you Pavlov 🙏🏾

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4 years

Please help 6 years old Michael fight leukemia

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3 years

Abiy needs to tell Rihanna to release an album.

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3 years

Every ጥቅምት

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2 years

If you actually listened to Abiy he is telling you OLF next target is Addis.

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4 years

የትኛው ጎጃሜ ነው ግን ዳኛውን የደፋው?

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3 years

I say I’m okay, but sometimes I just wish Mikaya was still alive

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3 years

Found this leaked Obama video l

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3 years

MBC 2 had a different hold on us

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2 years

If you remember this move also the name yep we defiantly are best friend 😂

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@kitfopapi

2 years

I was late for Asr, but look what I have found ❤️

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1 year

Abiy is so bad bro, he is also demolishing Atheist churches #SaveFendika 🤣

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3 years

Okay, Addis is crowded, can you diasporas get back to y’all country?

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3 years

Wait, public kissing is punishable up to 8 years? 😭😭😭

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4 years

Half the city went to Meles’s funeral and now y’all shitting on him 😂 dfkm

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@kitfopapi

7 months

Are you still pretending your favorite food is shiro?

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@kitfopapi

4 years

Now do you see why they say we are trash? 💔

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3 years

ሮፍናን እንደምትሰሙ ጌታን ብትሰሙ ኖሮ...

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2 years

Teddy diss track just dropped. Abiy has 24 hours to respond

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1 year

Ethiopia is a social experiment to see how much abuse people can take? Wdym people can only pay with just one app for gas??

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4 years

Only a World Cup win could unite Ethiopia

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4 years

Y’all remember the dogs I told you about... well. 😭

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2 years

እንኳን ማርያም ማረችሽ ቬሮኒካ።

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@kitfopapi

4 years

Live scenes from Mekdela

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@kitfopapi

9 months

Jawar was calm for an hour and we are forgetting what he said for the past decade? Man didn’t say Addis Ababa once and you could literally single out phrases a certain man used his whole life in the interview. But hey, Abiy fooled you for years, it’s this man’s turn now. 🙈🎉💀

ᴇʟɪᴀꜱ ᴍᴇꜱᴇʀᴇᴛ

@EliasMeseret

9 months

ጃዋር መሀመድ አሁን ላይ የደረሰበት የስክነት፣ ብስለት እና እውቀት ደረጃ ያስደንቃል፣ ከጋዜጠኛ ደረጄ ጋር ያደረጉት ቃለ-መጠይቅ ድንቅ ነበር። በግሌ እንደማስበው ከዚህ ቀደም የተናገሩት አወዛጋቢ እና ሁሉንም የማያስማማ በርካታ ነገር ቢኖርም

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4 years

Bitches unfollow you soon as you follow back, okay Beyoncé.

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4 years

Good morning to girls under 5’6’’. The rest of you, morning nigga!

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1 year

Okay we get it, you hate your father. Let us be tho 😭

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2 years

Me acting like I didn’t just ask my friend to take a picture of me

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3 years

Money buys happiness. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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1 year

All I’m saying is I’ve never seen a failed arrange marriage

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3 years

Date her for a year and on the anniversary ask her why she doesn’t have a boyfriend.

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2 years

Abeba Desalegn was ahead of her time

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3 years

Ladies cashapp me 50$ for @perplexingninja ’s number

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1 year

100 people killed in a monastery too

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3 years

Tell her to ‘get ready at 7 and wear something nice’ and take her to wow burger.

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2 years

Only in Ethiopia, does a traffic police actively contribute to a traffic jam.

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5 years

Repeat after me; we are not well informed nor exposed enough to constitute an opinion on the politics of Ethiopia.

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2 years

The accuracy of everything 😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

Addis drivers treat the lane lines like decoration

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10 months

yoshi bomb 😘

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10 months

Can I see what y’all parents look like????

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2 years

Inshallah one day Ethiopians will celebrate our independence form the Ethiopian government like the Eritreans.

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4 years

#NewProfilePic

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11 months

In the bathroom, just like it’s daddy 😩

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4 years

Free Jawar too nigga tf

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4 years

The flag: The face:

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@kitfopapi

4 years

Dark skin, light skin, ceramic tile skin, we all trash.

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3 years

ነገ ሻወር እንዳንረሳ ጎበዝ

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ከአውተብስ ተራ ተረካክበውት እኮ ነው ...ሚስኪን

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3 years

Have you tried launching it in Addis Ababa @ethiotelecom ?

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5 years

Can we extend this no handshake thing beyond the Corona thing?

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3 years

May all my niggas’ beard connect this year inshallah 🤲🏽

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2 years

Took out my anger

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4 years

I gave my nigga a fade.

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@QuantinFirfrino @KhaledAreb @scrissa_ @leyluh_ @firfirbesak @eyxob_ @blutopia25 @Captain__blunt @amanabate7 @hanhanani7 @Y_didy_7 @eyxob_ Meme Gang! Less Go @fatallyatraktiv Tik Tok ስሪ አሉሽ ደሞ

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4 years

You are not Ethiopian if you call them እንቁራሪት

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2 years

My goat unemployed and writing a cover letter, while their goat winning the World Cup final.

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4 years

While millions fell to famine and drought , your precious King was busy buying 200 Mercedeses. Don’t even come around here with the Hailesilase bullshit around here. May be rot in hell.

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@kitfopapi

2 years

Please tell people over on Instagram “😭” means I’m laughing.

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2 years

We saw Tom Brady, Serena Williams , Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Lewis Hamilton, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Messi, Kobe, Lebron, Curry, Usain Bolt, Kenenisa and Tirunesh