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shortstack with an oral fixation ▫️ I run on pickles and babybel cheese ▫️most likely watching cartoons rn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

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Joined January 2020
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
1 year
Velvet is the greatest material known to man🫠
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@kit_kalypso
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1 year
My best attempt at the Clone High hands😭
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
3 months
I'm just a 32F girl in a "we don't stock past DD in store" world😔
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@kit_kalypso
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1 year
I know you guys wanna see tits, but like isn't this picture so good???
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
1 year
I just made my Fansly and I'm backlogging EVERYTHING from my OF this week!!! Come say hiiiii c:
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@kit_kalypso
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2 years
My OF is 50% for Black Friday 🖤 And I'm filming another monster dildo video todaaaaaay
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@kit_kalypso
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2 years
No you can't hit my vape, I'm having quiet time
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
2 years
hi, I'm horny. what's your name?
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
2 years
You might think I'm wearing no panties because I'm a slut, but it's really because a bitch doesn't do laundry😘 (and I'm a slut)
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
1 year
I'm at LVL UP EXPO all weekend and I'll be posting everything on my new TikTok 💕💕
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
2 years
POV: I'm your homestead wife & every morning I go out & pick you fresh figs from the fig tree
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
9 months
Crushing every bad guy in Ooo
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
2 years
Penny Sluts, EBT, and Coffee 99¢
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@kit_kalypso
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2 years
plant mommy🌱
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@kit_kalypso
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3 months
Alright ALRIGHT, the answer is 6, a couple of you got it right, I'll be sliding in your DMs expeditiously💋
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
3 years
can't decide which outfit I like better🥴
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
11 months
I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, I HAVE PLANS THAT I CANNOT SHARE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THE HATERS WILL SABOTAGE ME! I HAVE PLANS THAT I CANNOT SHAR-
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
2 years
horse horsehorSEHORSE HORSE
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
1 year
Wait a sec... #Overwatch2
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@kit_kalypso
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2 years
woof
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
4 years
been thinking about when I buzzed my head, i wanna go back....
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
7 months
I'm streaming modded Lethal Company on twitch🖤🩷
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
5 years
@slutssupport my baby siamese, Toothpaste! And my favorite scarf, Nova!
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
9 months
🎶Theeere goooes my heeerooo🎶
@VegasIssues
Las Vegas Issues
9 months
A naked man beat up a cop and then stole his truck last night, another normal day in Vegas.
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@kit_kalypso
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7 months
The baby is alive, but her rage must be confined within the cone😤
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
4 years
back from the dead, but this time with a sick undercut🖤
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
1 year
Anyways... Look at this freak, who does she think she is? Bully her, immediately
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
3 years
LOOK AT MY LITTLE GUY!! I MADE HIM!! HES JUST A LITTLE GUY!!
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
4 years
the purple fades from my bangs so fast😖
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@kit_kalypso
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2 years
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@kit_kalypso
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2 months
I don't like that you guys can't see my likes anymore :/ I was treating it like a secret club for everyone who wanted to see what I was too ashamed to associate with my page directly. The real dedicated Kitsters
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
3 months
Holding my hand and kissing me with a disgusting amount of tongue at the top of a ferris wheel is 3rd base
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
10 months
good morning I love you and you should look at your phone less... unless it's to look at my ass, but THEN you need to go outside and appreciate the sun plz🙏
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
3 years
i'm so sad this is the last adventure time squish ill ever get from miniso :((( at least we're twins tho🥰
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
2 years
New Year's sale today only
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@kit_kalypso
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1 year
Like PLEASE go watch 13Hours and try to tell me this man is a convincing Mr. Badass LMAO
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
11 months
GUYS I'm getting a tramp stamp soon🫣 I'm gonna get to live out my trashy 00's girl fantasy and I'm only wearing low waisted pants til I perish🫡
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
3 months
I keep practicing cute clown girl makeup and I wanna post it but I'm scared it looks silly and bad, but like not in a fun clown way lmao
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
1 year
🌀waaatch clone hiiiiiigh, waaatch clone hiiiigh🌀
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
3 months
This might be the first tier in my pyramid of needs actually🥺
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@kit_kalypso
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1 year
Me and the homies escorting Ayn Rand stans off the premises
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
1 year
Did you guys know that if you work for yourself and don't have a 1099, you not only pay a higher % in taxes, you have to pay your taxes THROUGHOUT the year?? And if you don't they charge you MORE?? BUT ALSO NO ONE TELLS YOU THAT UNTIL YOU SIT ON THE PHONE WITH THE IRS FOR 4 HOURS
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
8 months
I'm playing Lethal Company with extra spooky mods with my pals tonight on @Spy4360 's stream!!
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
7 months
So people are angry when women online choose to post their naked body consensually, but then when a streamer who never does adult content accidentally has a nip slip, you trip and break your neck to share and repost it a million times? Truly sick in the head
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
9 months
It's literally so embarrassing the amount of times I've watched this
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He gooned
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
11 months
My toxic trait is I have to fuck with people. Like a year ago I saw my old roommate on tinder, & i swiped right because we hate each other & I thought it was funny, & like an hour later my tinder was banned & he blocked me everywhere😭 plus tinder hates sw so I couldnt appeal LOL
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
3 months
Guys I need you to be so for real, I'm not 32, I am talking about my BRA lmao WHAT
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@kit_kalypso Damn I would of never guessed you to be 32 i figured you be younger than me at like 24 or 25.
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
10 months
LA has absolutely villainous vibes, I hate it here. Everyone looks like they're absolutely dripping in unnecessary wealth, or homeless, nothing in-between. Roads cost money, parking costs money, breathing costs my right hand. Truly a hive of scum of villainy of the highest tier
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
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Had a dream last night that my roommates & i were at a lodge and Hideo Kojima was there & he came up to say something to me but all I could think about was how he smelled like really expensive cologne & cigarettes, & then I woke up incredibly h-word. Chat, what does this mean?
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
10 months
It always seems hypocritical to me when streamers try to knock on OF creators. I've seen a lot of online personalities do things that will follow them everywhere they go that are a lot more embarrassing than posting titties. Are you not selling yourself in a similar way🤷‍♀️
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Crazy that this is a “hot take” these days. It’s literally a personal choice. Keep spamming your links in the comments everywhere, no one buying that shit
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@kit_kalypso
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5 months
I have tried to block Mr. Beast literally like 4x and he keeps appearing as an AD on my tl, how do I make it stop?!?!?!
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
10 months
Some days are hard, and then some days I wake up and put on my pink fuzzy robe and bake banana bread and then go on a walk to say hi to the colony of feral cats in my neighborhood, and that's pretty radical I think.
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
2 months
need to be taken out back and clobbered with the brick, thanks
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
9 months
This is a self fulfilling prophecy of saying women don't like him, & then treating women bad, so they continue to not like him. There's tons of men I've met that aren't rich or generically attractive that are SWIMMING in pussy, because they're truly nice with no ulterior motive🤷🏼‍♀️
@ax_angelo
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The "advice" we subhumans get all the time
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
11 months
If I hear one more person say "toxin" in reference to something in your body that needs to be expelled, I'm gonna freak. You realize carbon dioxide is classified as a "toxin" right? Go eat a well balanced meal with a vegetable PLEASE
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@kit_kalypso
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
4 years
@auntychristxxx ok ok ok but... have you seen YOU!!
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
11 months
if you have 20/20 vision and also zoom in like 400% you can see my right nipple, you're welcome boys🫡 I live to serve
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@kit_kalypso
kit kalypso🐛
9 months
Seeing kids say they're too scared to pirate media makes me cackle. Grow up and download a virus babe, we all had to figure it out at some point LOL
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