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@kirbykaze_

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He/him. Former Pro SSBM Sheik player turned Ness main, I also fancy myself something of a coach (DM for availability, cost is $40/hour USD). Happily married.

Toronto, Ontario
Joined March 2012
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
All according to cake 😈
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
Hax can't read Kage because picking Ganon, and all decisions following picking Ganon, are inherently not optimal.
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
So here’s the thing… as much as I would like to continue shamelessly boasting about this, the reality is that Medz has basically the best base of all time for this process, and an unreal work ethic. I cannot promise that you will get 9th at a super major. Nobody can. (1/4)
@MedzSSBM
Medz
5 months
never thought i’d be 1 game away from the top 8 big stage, i’m super proud of my run and my composure. @kirbykaze_ ty so much i owe a lot of it to you.
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
So far I don’t think a single player I’ve coached at Genesis has underperformed their seed by any significant amount whatsoever, and many have even (greatly) outperformed it. It’s a great feeling 😁 I’m so proud of all of them ❤️ Unrelated: I will be raising prices on Monday.
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
The purest form of TPP is when you don't bring money to the weekly and you tell the TO to deduct it from your winnings.
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@kirbykaze_
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6 months
They say you can't keep a good dog down but have you considered resetting the dog to its factory settings?
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@kirbykaze_
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7 months
So… this morning I woke up and had an idea about tech chasing I wanted to test. This is normal enough, but then one thing led to another and—wouldn’t you know it—I seem to have figured out how to escape Sheik’s d-throw tech chase with Fox 🤨 Today is off to a good start 😁
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@kirbykaze_
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6 months
For future reference, this is a good example of the kind of spot where I'd go for Yo Yo Glitch.
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@kirbykaze_
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2 months
Same energy
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2 months
@n0ned I also just started grinding Melee a good amount. Why are we always timed together? lol.
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
Before you hear it from someone else, I am 100% happy with Ness. I am faithful and committed to my new character. But I’d be lying if I said after I finished my session with Jmook there wasn’t a solid 7 minutes where my brain went, “It’s not too late... she’ll take you back…”
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
The other players I coached were Medz and Moky Medz - seeded 50th, finished 9th
@HugS86
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5 months
@kirbykaze_ Who are the players?
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
Opted in for Smash Summit :D Let's make this happen guys. The world needs more Sheik up-smash kills.
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@kirbykaze_
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4 months
I mean, *one* Yo-Yo in your combo is pretty sick... but do you know what's even sicker than that?! Securing the kill on Fox.
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
In the case of a time out where the stocks & percents are tied, instead of playing out a 1 stock game at 2 mins or whatever, what if we gave both players the game win? It advances the set faster after an 8 min game and clearly defines who needs to act based on game count.
@Sparkmelee
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5 months
has this ever happened?????
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@kirbykaze_
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8 months
As a born-again Ness, my faith requires me to make sickest Ness combos ever seen; I’ve taken this further by cataloguing them. And next Friday, you’ll be able to bear witness. To any non-believers who doubt the schnastyNess: this clip did not make the cut. New Game+ 11/24/23
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
@jakedirado Yeah, absolutely 😁 In addition to $30/hour ❤️
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@kirbykaze_
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9 months
I would like to issue a formal statement of apology to any Sheik players where I played a part in convincing them to play Sheik vs Puff. While I couldn’t have known what this matchup would become at the time, it was still wrong of me. And for that, I’m sorry.
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
I identify as a mid-level player.
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@kirbykaze_
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2 months
It has come to my attention that I should just play P+
@kirbykaze_
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2 months
I wish Ness Fair’s weak hits had the “pull” knockback property of his Up-B so they sucked you into the strong hit. And that his dash attack hit only forward on the 2nd hit so you couldn’t ASDI down on it. And if it’s not too big an ask, making u-tilt complete on 25 like Fox.
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@kirbykaze_
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4 months
I love this wacky little character
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@kirbykaze_
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2 months
This is probably the best thing I've ever done and ever will do with this character.
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
@n0ned I have so much faith in you as a person. And I really want to see you succeed. But good lord are the statistics on this scary as hell 😭
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@kirbykaze_
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3 months
We don’t think enough about how the physical side of an input impacts what the other player does next.
@OGKidSSBM
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What’s the HOTTEST Smash takes that will have everyone looking at you like this?
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
@n0ned Just like with last time, if you want to go to the next one I'll stay out of it.
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@kirbykaze_
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11 months
Becoming a casual player was the best decision I’ve ever made with this game, I think.
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
I'm really happy I beat Shroomed but let me tell you about Sheik Luigi.
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@kirbykaze_
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1 year
@jakedirado I’m starstruck 😳 I can’t believe I got to meet *the* Jmook 😳
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@kirbykaze_
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3 months
Coming out in 2007 Melee be like
@shieldgrabber
formerly cuck's
2 years
3am discord call *controller clacking noises* 'yeah, I think i'm just like, permanently done with women' 'oh word' 'yeah, i just-' "DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT BULLSHIT UPSMASH? what the fuck?!?! oh yeah go ahead and taunt. Just unbelievable. Christ."
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@kirbykaze_
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8 months
Back in my day we just called this “the Drephen”
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@kirbykaze_
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4 months
Today my Ness said he wanted to be like Donkey Kong. Intrigued, I asked how and he described grabs, heabutts, and firing lightning at foes. I reminded him that Donkey Kong doesn't use magic. Frowning, he pondered this, then clarified, "Then I want to be a wizard AND Donkey Kong."
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@kirbykaze_
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6 months
@torafights But have you considered One-ette sounds fucking terrible
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@kirbykaze_
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2 months
To all my learners going to GOML, competing in pools: I wish you grace under pressure, the wherewithal to acknowledge the stress, and the strength to embrace it and keep playing amazing anyway. To everyone else: I wish general low level misfortune and/or inconveniences upon you.
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@kirbykaze_
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2 months
I fucking told you
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@kirbykaze_
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9 years
Every time a Sheik player leaves, two more optimized ones take their place. Your move, 20XX.
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
Sheik ICs is 2-8 by record, 3-7 by game count, and somewhere between 5-5 and 6-4 if you ask a group of Sheik players and/or Redditors what it is because of her N e U t R a L a D v A n T a G e.
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
Guys I don’t want to be a Debbie Downer, but I’m starting to think Ness Sheik might just be a really tough matchup
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
You won't see the ending coming until it's too late
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@kirbykaze_
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4 months
. @jackzilla Hello! 😁👋 A client of mine told me you’d be the person to speak with about appearing on an episode of Fourside Fights! I tried to DM but sadly do not have premium, so I thought I’d ask here. If you’d prefer to speak privately, my DMs are open. Take care!
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@kirbykaze_
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11 months
By relinquishing competition and embracing the casual, I see all: all lines of play laid before me, obvious yet subtle, crackling with possibility. Off the ramp.
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4 months
Another day I find myself full of gratitude that PPMD never copyrighted his laser spacing theories and I therefore do not owe him royalties for their inclusion in my curriculum.
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@kirbykaze_
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8 months
@ggmelee There’s no chance I can get any of the footage for the Ness crash course episode, is there? I feel like it’d mean a lot to the Nesscord if there was a way to get any of it given how excited they were for it.
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@kirbykaze_
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8 years
Out at 5th place. Darn. Such a close set. Shoutouts to @toph_bbq for being such a stellar teammate <3
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@kirbykaze_
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4 months
Part of why Peach is good is because she has the only good overhead in SSBM (her D-smash).
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@kirbykaze_
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4 months
Charged u-smash? Haha, so quirky~ But never speak to me or my son ever again.
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@kirbykaze_
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11 months
When Senpai notices you
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
@G2Westballz Different as in "lasers" or different as in "Donkey Kong"?
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@kirbykaze_
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@naturalworlder This would be an opinion held by a Marth main
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
I never thought I would say this and mean it, but… I love my job. Thank you to my… students? Mentees? We’ll need to figure that out at some point. In any case: thank you for being such wonderful people and players. I couldn’t ask for a better bunch. What a great week 😄
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
Ah, tech roll away. Truly Ganon's toughest opponent.
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@kirbykaze_
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4 months
I love this stupid wonderful game sometimes
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
Jump forward. Move back. Punish whiff. Repeat. In a twist of fate, the transformation is complete; I have become all that I hate. Jigglypuff.
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@kirbykaze_
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7 months
@iBDWSSBM That’s what we call in the business a pro gamer move
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@kirbykaze_
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7 months
So much of playing Ness really does just boil down to the ability to watch and shamelessly steal ideas from amsa without succumbing to the growing want for Yoshi’s many luxuries.
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@kirbykaze_
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1 year
Everything I know about this character I learned from Joey Bats
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@kirbykaze_
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2 months
The person I’m coaching at 6 pm sent me the VODs we’re reviewing. They’re against the person I coached at noon. I have two thoughts: 1) That’s hilarious 2) What have I done 🤣
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@kirbykaze_
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Out at 25th with @OGKidSSBM PK Slumber did not make as deep a run as we hoped to, but super fun games either way!!
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@kirbykaze_
KirbyKaze
5 months
Barring a technological disaster, I’m excited to announce that tomorrow at 12pm EST I will have the opportunity to sit down with the thirtiest man in the business @MedzSSBM to talk about Melee, family, how he balances both, and what goes into tournament preparation. Link below👇
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
After speaking with his lawyers, I’d like to issue a statement of apology to leffen for this tweet. Not all pros have sold their souls and my post callously paints them as Faustian manipulators. For that, I’m sorry. His team has since clarified his deal is more like a lease.
@kirbykaze_
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5 months
@Iaregravy I mean who hasn’t sold their soul for more consistent tech skill
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@kirbykaze_
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7 months
It’s really nice being able to have a conversation about the game and not need to filter down the nuance or complexity to the person I’m talking to at all.
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@kirbykaze_
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9 months
Answer me honestly: have you ever seen Hbox's Ness do this before?
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@kirbykaze_
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11 months
He's like a little Falcon 😊 I just wish I'd thought to reset again after PKT... or that I'd just naired him on the right side 🙃
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
This is what we call in the business some fucked up shit
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@kirbykaze_
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11 months
I call this the, "Excuse me, Ness has an advantage state?!" (or EMNHAAS for short).
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@kirbykaze_
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2 months
Meanwhile, at the Mana Monthly…
@ssbmhax
Hax$
2 months
just putting it out there that I’ll never participate in any ‘alternative’ Melee community or tournament. I’ve made mistakes, but my goal will always be to redeem myself within the main community and show that I can still be a positive influence.
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@wally_ssbm This was a test of your own conviction. You did not pass.
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@kirbykaze_
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11 months
Went down 0-2. 😬 Got u-tilted by Ganon. 😒 Clawed it to 2-2, then SDed at 36% in the 5th game to go down 1 stock to 3. 🤦 But sometimes needing to find a way out of the hole you're in is just part of the fun 😤
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@kirbykaze_
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3 months
My opponent: I've never seen that before. What the hell was that?! And how does he see the game so differently? Me: Know what would be hilarious right now? 🤪
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@kirbykaze_
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9 months
My latest innovation in Ness vs Sheik. I call it: Up throw into Back Air
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@kirbykaze_
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2 months
Do you know someone who struggles with implementing new techniques and/or making deliberate changes to their play? If so, this is a PSA: trying harder is bad advice. People learning a new skill don’t need pleasantries. They need instructions. Learn how in the short below 👇
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
Playing as Fox changes so much when you realize you don't have to beat people honestly with him.
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
This is a victory for corn everywhere! Let’s go Team Corn! 🌽🌽🌽
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7 years
Counterpicked ICs on FD vs a fellow Sheik player. What have I become?!?
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@kirbykaze_
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9 years
Some tips for new SSBM players - Don't rely on shield - Fix your footing when it's off - Actively aim to have more stage than your opponent
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@kirbykaze_
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2 months
Are you bad at the Fox ditto, or know someone who is bad at the Fox ditto? Yeah, I didn't think so. Everyone thinks they're a god at it. But just in case you wanted a breakdown on some of the incredible things Soonsay does in the matchup... you know the drill; link below 👇
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
I think, deep down, I really am just a Kirby main fighting my inner voice.
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@kirbykaze_
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8 years
Can we ban air horns? #GOML2016
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@kirbykaze_
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1 year
@jakedirado I’m never going to a tournament again
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
So basically we disbanded the MBR so we could eventually rebuild the MBR. *sigh* Who do I send my application form to?
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
In case you're wondering what kinds of things I help people with... This is a good example. Amazing work @salamithegreat implementing the counterplay for Sheik's corner mixups that we went over <3
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
Luigi beats Sheik harder than Fox does.
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2 months
It’s a special feeling when you go through results and discover you outplaced your nemesis by one spot. And I mean is it petty? Yes. Mostly means nothing? Yes. Am I still satisfied? Also yes. Get destroyed you talentless hack 😘🥳
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7 months
I'm not gonna lie: I am very proud of this PK Thunder. I thought it was very sneaky.
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3 months
The real issue with shielding is that it temporarily turns you into Luigi.
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@kirbykaze_
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7 years
I am glad I won the tournament. But I'm even happier that I managed to pull off @Druggedfox 's look 🔥
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@kirbykaze_
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7 months
I gotta say... I definitely loved Sheik's dash attack (probably to a fault tbh) but when I play Ness there's just something about hitting that third sparkle that pulls not only at my heart, but also at my opponent. Specifically, towards me.
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@kirbykaze_
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4 months
A common question with developing players is: “How much tech skill do I need?” After 3 months of teaching, I feel confident in: “Enough so that you can play while keeping your character out of sight or in your peripherals, and act without guiding yourself through inputs.”
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
Oh my god picking just 5 is tough lmao 1. PPMD 2. Armada 3. Cody 4. Moky 5. Drephen I’m sure I’ll debate this with myself later and fight with my brain but that’s what I’m going with
@Nage_NE
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What's your top 5 favorite Melee players of all time? Here's mine: 1. PPMD 2. Zain 3. Mango 4. Amsa 5. Jmook
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7 years
Armada and M2K about to compare flow charts.
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6 months
Does anyone else find it tough when your new friends and your old friends just don't seem to get along? I have two of them and it feels like every time they're around each other it always devolves into them trying to one-up each other. I don't know what to do :( Clip unrelated.
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@kirbykaze_
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6 months
My favourite part of coaching is when I get to see the people I’m working with applying the ideas we come up with and start making them their own 😁 So rewarding 😌 Thanks for the shoutout @moky_dokie ❤️
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@kirbykaze_
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5 months
Thank you to everyone who tuned in today! I had a fun time streaming; it was significantly less terrifying than I thought it would be! So much so that I will probably do a short one on Sunday, likely around 3 pm EST (during the Genesis X equipment change).
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@kirbykaze_
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If you are looking for someone to simply give you answers, you and I are not a good fit. To me, that is the equivalent of giving you fish. If you are interested in learning *how* to fish though, then I think you and I will have a lot to talk about 😁 (4/4)
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@kirbykaze_
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4 months
Fun fact: neither I nor Joey were the 1st seed here. 1st seed was @MurdockSSBM (who had to DQ for prior commitments). He’s unimpressed with my sets and says he’d have made it grands. I agree. If you do too, join us for a “Thug Finals” tonight. Bo3 bo5s, 10 pm EST. Link 👇
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4 months
I love this wacky little character
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8 years
My hands are / were shaking. Good games Shroomed. I'm sorry I had to put you through gratuitous down throws.
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7 months
I’m not sure how, but in the moment I just knew that up smash—plain old up smash, all by itself—was the play. And I know: I sound crazy, and it *is* hard to explain. But I think it’s a lot like being in love; when you know, you know… except here it’s how Falco needs to die!
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Sp1nda commentary is a mood. Perfect vibe for these kinds of sets.
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@iBDWSSBM Ye of little faith
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