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@kingzoya_xx

4 months

Random thought: I can’t wait to be a mom, I feel like I’m gonna be so good at that shit😂

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2 years

Pardi & Megan are a fine ass couple.

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2 years

Let Khloe name that baby Tristan Jr.. I’m flying to Calabasas and slapping her myself!!!!!

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4 years

Bermudians will accept a lot. But a cancelled Cup Match is not on that list of things.

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3 years

2022 gotta be the year Khloe and Kylie apologize to Jordyn. Publicly.

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3 years

Bermuda: Least populated nation in summer Olympic history to win a gold medal. That’s what she’s chasing.

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2 years

It’s my bosses closing the office early and allowing everyone to come watch me play today. 🥺

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3 years

Kelly Rowland is so gorgeous

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4 years

They did ittttt. The Smith’s❤️❤️

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4 years

RIP to all the money I blew this year🥺

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2 years

The ponytail & The flat ass😮‍💨

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2 years

A girl on the street said “ayy ponytail, ya ass is a lil flat but you still look good”. I was ready to fight.

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1 year

Twitter deserved to see it too❤️‍🔥

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1 year

Another hot mess of a BBL! You can’t tell me these girls look at their bodies before and after and think they look better.

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3 years

Starting my day off with a flexi rod fail 😩🤷🏽‍♀️. Yes I used hair paint. Yes it’s everywhere. Yes I took them down before it was dry. Yes it’s frizzy. Yes shrinkage is dumb. Happy Saturday

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3 years

Me at work in the lunch room with my natural hair out: ….. Yt girl I work with: how’s that wacky hair doing? Me: WHAT Other black co-worker: don’t fix your mouth to say that ever again. You understand???

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1 year

In America: “If you’re from Bermuda why do you sound British??” In London: “if you’re from Bermuda why do you sound American?”

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4 years

Bored in the house and I’m in the house bored💄

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2 years

Romantic men are top tier. Wine & dine, flowers & balloons. Notes & cards. Allat!

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3 years

Brush, floss and be sure to come see me for your bi-annual hygiene visits.

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1 year

In Bloom🌼

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4 years

#BeingBlackInBermuda is being pretty for a dark skin girl. Pretty is pretty. GTFOH.

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3 years

@depressednhorne @BrianMcLight It’s her calling you Brian🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

Market Place’s round up to the nearest dollar campaign raised 57K in 30 days for charity. That makes me smile. Bermudians really have big hearts. Also I know I did that EVERYTIME. Because having a grocery bill that is an exact amount is bliss.

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2 years

Doing my best to keep in mind that everybody is going through something… myself included. Be gentle with people. Give them grace when you can.

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3 years

Got so many compliments from the gworls last night about my hair☺️. Let’s just say it was an experiment

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3 years

To anybody going through something. Whether you choose to speak out about it or not, I hope you get through it.

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4 years

If July 30th comes and I’m not up SCC by 8am, having a shot at 10am for first ball, taking a nap at 11:30am followed by a walk around the field at 1pm. All the while the radio commentary playing in the background while my boys secure the trophy again. I WILL NOT BE OKAY.

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2 years

Played with blue and even a little bit of black eyeshadow last night. Needless to say I was NERVOUS AF. 💄

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2 years

Do you guys separate your laundry in to whites, darks and colours when you wash? Cause in my mind that’s a myth our parents came up with for no reason.

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3 years

Young black men have become the greatest contributors to their own demise. 💔🥲

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4 years

Blessed to be on Gods list of people to open their eyes today.

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4 years

Somebody gone catch your vibe and love it. Be patient.

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2 years

Still on a high💗🏑🇧🇲

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3 years

The Bermuda Govt gave Flora 25K but gifted the scammer 800K… bless.

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4 years

And NOBODY act surprised. Cause we all fucking knew.

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3 years

Got my hair done y’all😬.

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1 year

I just wanna go on a day date. Rent a Boston whaler, food and drinks. Nothing crazy.

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2 years

Somebody told me to remind y’all. It’s January, new toothbrush time! I’ll be back in April with another reminder.

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3 years

Remember when Four Star tried to change their name to Uppercrust… Very much gave Caresha / Yung Miami vibes. NOBODY is calling you thatttttt

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7 months

Boyfriends & husbands who ask their girlfriends/ wives to be their valentine>>>>>>>🥹🫶🏽

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3 years

The problem with our government is that they refuse to admit when they get something wrong. Got people losing respect for and confidence in them simply because they’re STUBBORN. The people appreciate real not perfect. It’s okay to revisit / adjust something that isn’t working.

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3 years

You know what really baffles me… why $5 FeFe isn’t a stick. She literally walks up and down all day pushing a heavy ass grocery cart full of sh!t. Now I’m thinking cardio isn’t effective.

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4 years

Somebody said Wayne Caines first day on the job... hit the wrong switch 🤣🤣

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1 year

The goal was to not walk… did that!! Honestly that might be the best I’ve felt running in a while. 6.5 miles in the bag. 10 minute miles. No training. I’ll take it. Next year back to my regularly scheduled program. Full 13.1.

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2 years

Wtf makes a person shoot up an elementary school?? Those babies haven’t done anything to anybody!!! This world is really just trash.

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3 years

Impromptu porch photo shoot📸

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3 years

Last week marked 1 year since I’ve been at my job. I almost forgot because I was on vacation. But I remember how nervous I was leaving my comfort zone… wondering if I would be good enough. Well turns out I was plenty good and haven’t looked back since.

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1 month

I love a thoughtful man🥺😏😋. Like yes please, make my life easier.

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2 years

Simple, yet significant✨2023>>>>>

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5 years

I’m so sick of weekends only lasting 7 minutes.

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3 years

It’s something about when the shower curtain liner touches you that makes you wanna start your shower all over again.

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7 months

Turned 35 today. Posted 100 pictures on IG😅. Got a tattoo that I instantly regretted. Laughed. Ate good food. Thanked God. Life isn’t perfect but it’s so so good and I’m so so grateful. Cheers to the next 35 years.

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3 years

Liking your job is a huge plus in life.

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2 years

Offset & Cardi made the same baby twice.

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4 years

Multiple streams of income is always a vibe.

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4 years

My ‘lay in bed to the last possible second’ game is strong AF

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1 year

💜🏆

AJ Your GIFs & Threads Pusher

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1 year

Quote THIS With A Pic Or Vid Of 🫵🏽 Wearing Purple❕🟣💜🟣📱👌🏽👀

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5 years

I just knowwwww I’m gonna be such a dope mom. 😊

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2 months

I’m genuinely scared for this younger generation.

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3 years

Guys it’s July 1st. Change your tooth brush todayyyyyyy. Number 3 for the year

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2 years

20 year old patient earlier today: “I like coming in here, you always have good old music playing” One Wish by Ray J was on. WHY THESE TEENY BOOPERS KEEP TRYNA PLAY WITH ME😂😩🥊

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2 years

Thought I’d show y’all what’s happening over on the other app🧡

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2 years

One of my coworkers got surprised with a trip to Paris yesterday morning … and left last night. Lord, I see what you are doing for others.

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8 months

All my friends think I’m so weird for liking Auntie Anne’s. Shit slapsssss

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3 years

July- no unnecessary spending. All the necessary weight loss.

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2 years

People you really thought wouldn’t do you like that, be doing you JUST LIKE THAT.

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3 years

Bleached Bae🦷 x Gem Bae💎

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3 years

The 3rd ‘soon’ is how I know she lying.

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3 years

Rihanna says new music is coming "soon soon soon"

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5 years

The government is trying to take away your choice. They want to decide what to include in you insurance policy. How much it should cost. Which doctors you can/ can’t see.

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4 years

Somebody’s 6’ tall son is acting right.

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1 year

There’s some really pretty shit in the world. Here’s two examples

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4 years

Again I ask... suspension?? Administrative leave??! She needs her employment TERMINATED. Effective IMMEDIATELY. A racist cop on the Bermudian police force... go figure🙄.

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4 years

PSA: Whatever last year March was on.... ion want none of datttttt.

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3 years

UPDATE: Me: do you realize that what you said yesterday was offensive? Her: yea that’s why I apologized Me: when.. to who? Her: I mean I was going to…. I love your hair. My niece is half black & half white. And her hair grows out of her head all CRAZY too. *walk away Keishae*

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3 years

Me at work in the lunch room with my natural hair out: ….. Yt girl I work with: how’s that wacky hair doing? Me: WHAT Other black co-worker: don’t fix your mouth to say that ever again. You understand???

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1 year

To the man the comes along and decides to love me correctly. Congratulations sir, we are going to have an amazing life together. 🔐🤞🏽

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3 years

Life is so weird bah. People really float in and out of your life. One minute they’re a constant the next they just be gone.

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2 years

I really shocked myself today. First time running more than 4 miles since February 2020. 10K in the bag.

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3 years

Secured an apartment🥳🥳

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1 month

I really have no issue supporting the girlies, especially the young black Bermudian ones. But the prices gotta match the LEVEL of service you’re providing.

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3 years

Follow on Instagram!!! bleached.bykeish 💎🦷

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4 years

Can we normalize NOT shaming people for wanting to / not wanting to take the vaccine.

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3 years

Truthfully. I don’t know if I could Walk away from 720K.

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4 years

After umpteen days in twists. The babies came outside for 15 minutes before the humidity got to them.

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3 years

The government is making it SO easy not to trust them. This is getting hard to witness.

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3 years

You LOTTTTTTTTT. I STILL CANT BREATHE.

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4 years

I’m tired of living in a pandemic. 😩

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4 years

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3 years

How do people live without air conditioning?!? In Bermuda. In the summer. How????

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2 years

Really going to try this for 2023✨

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3 years

One thing about us, we gonna find the humor. And if there isn’t any. We gon make some.

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3 years

Omg. NOT JB retiring after 45 years at Saltus. His end of the road cocktail party will be one for the books

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3 years

First concert in 2 yearssss…. @HERMusicx see you tonight sis! #BOMM

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1 year

You lot. Embarrassing

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3 years

Those of you who work in insurance/reinsurance and take home your gross pay… how does it feel to be gods favorite.

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3 years

Two💛

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4 years

Why has the debate on girls not wanting to be proposed to on holidays now turned into singles slander... figure out what your girl likes and keep it pushing. That shit ain’t for everybody. Simple!

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3 years

If you like her. Buy her flowers.

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4 years

Decided on the exact amount of money I want to save in 2021. Nothing less will do. Also decided I’m going to stop spending money on frivolous items (online clothes shopping every other week) and really start investing in grown up items. Because I deserve luxury.

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3 years

I used to think this man was so fine. Until he hopped in my DM’s with one too many spelling & grammatical errors. All his fineness just *poof* gone in an instant.

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4 years

Swizzle on South Shore is a big miss.

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2 years

I mean is ANYBODY shocked this is how they’re doing Former Minister Ming. They only threw her under the bus 20 times last year

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