the stanley cup gets cuddled, kissed, groped, peed in, eaten out of, and drank from…while getting sanitized between visits but everyone gets their day with it…this league is so unserious
Talking to a few
@PWHL_Minnesota
players, they apparently do not each get a day with the Walter Cup this summer, with is a disappointment. Apparently it's being sent back to Tiffany's to clean up a few beer stains.
i’m sorry but the disrespect to Marc-Andre Fleury… do you guys not understand there will never be another goalie in the league to accomplish what he has?? 1025+ GP? 561+ wins. 74+ shutouts. 26,586+ saves. 20+ seasons..there will never be another like him, not even close.
there’s only THREE goalies in the NHL you’re allowed to mock chant:
-the racist
-the homophobe
-the abuser
everyone else is off limits. if you don’t know who they are, you haven’t been paying attention. (feel free to add to the list if you know of more, these are the big 3)
the rest of the team knows to keep their mouths shut lmao security conveniently distracted & dinner with old friends. this article really does have it all 😭😂🫶
“You don’t mess with ‘Flower.’”
A behind the scenes look how Marc-Andre Fleury pulled off his latest masterpiece prank and ended the ‘war’ with Brandon Duhaime. Insight from both parties and some
#mnwild
co-conspirators
remembering the time flower said as a goalie he should get an extra scoop of ice cream and i’m losing it 😭😭 how is this man real we need to protect him 🫠🌸
i wish i had enough followers that i could just tweet “put Marc-Andre Fleury in the Hall of Fame NOW” and there’s just like 20 people replying with “real”
my expectations for flower night:
-every fan throws a bouquet of flowers on the ice for him
-everyone on bench is crying
-everyone in stands is crying
-flower will prob cry
-sid geno tanger cry ?? maybe ??
-2 minute long standing ovation minimum
wild. listen to me. look at me. next year, you better go on the LONGEST run. all the way to the finish line, for this man. pass go, collect your $200 and rings, for this man. or sO HELP ME
instead of "made ya look" the new prank should be "made ya smile"... prank your friends by making them genuinely happy with a silly joke or joyous news
saw this dude removing this hyper realistic sid mask in a truck stop just outside pittsburgh, but he told me it was unrelated to the jagr bobblehead heist
being silly and goofy has its perks because ovi is 38 and flower is 39 and only one of them looks their age.
THIS IS NOT ME SAYING OVI LOOKS BAD, HE’S A SILVER FOX