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@HeyElonYouSuck

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As seen on The Daily Dot and Know Your Meme. Donald Trump is a convicted felon. JD Vance fucked a couch. Republicans are weird.

Spring, TX
Joined December 2022
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Twitter Support, I'd like to report a murder.
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When the Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League spoilers hit:
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@Esqueer_ Holy fucking shit.
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@BankstonAtLaw What's worse is that he removed the community note correcting it.
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@TheRightCant These are the same type of people that say "nice" when a female teacher rapes a 14-year-old boy.
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@WajahatAli GOP: Paul Pelosi is gay! Michelle Obama is a man! Biden sniffs kids! Dems: JD Vance fucked a couch. GOP: Excuse me! That is childish and uncalled for!
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@Cheesymanfredo Stop making fun of me. Buy my NFTs.
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PLEASE ENJOY THIS VIDEO OF TIM POOL'S BALD HEAD.
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@SpaceSandT @peepeelaugh @theCJS Dude posts a false statement, community notes corrects him. It's working as intended.
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No Xbox version feels like a gut punch.
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Gonna take you for a ride back to the arcades with MARVEL vs. CAPCOM Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics! 7 legendary games, one Super Heroic collection, coming to Nintendo Switch, PS4, and Steam in 2024. #MarvelVsCapcomFightingCollection #MvCFightingCollection
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@MattBinder Elon: Website owners shouldn't remove their own content! Also Elon: *quietly removes community notes on his own tweets*
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@SpaceSandT @peepeelaugh @theCJS Nah I'm sure Tim Pool has a full head of hair now.
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@ACABylonBee This will be in the history books on how to not rebrand a company.
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@VPS_Reports_1 @dailykos Racism is fine, but PLEASE don't say my name. Daddy Elon will ban you!
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@fuckyouiquit Remember the last person who defended this decision and said "I love sleeping on the floor!" She was fired anyway.
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@MattBinder That's.....the textbook definition of racism.
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@bestofdyingtwit Its almost as if Twitter had a system in place that distinguished verified accounts from parody accounts.
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@Esqueer_ The party of "fuck your feelings" sure have been having a lot of feelings lately.
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@T0pKap0 @Cheesymanfredo I'm only PRETENDING to work at a soy factory. It's ironic or something.
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@ACABylonBee He's gonna fucking buy Wikipedia isn't he?
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@TheRightCant Being a conservative is 90% someone imagining a guy, tricking themselves into believing that guy exists, and then getting mad about it.
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@NoLieWithBTC I'm a Christian and this scares me. Without freedom of religion we are nothing.
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@JackthePooper79 Tim Pool calls women sluts but gets offended when people call him bald.
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@jules_su Concerning
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@Acyn Alex Jones said if Trump was assassinated, the revolution would begin. Crooks wanted the revolution to begin.
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@RpsAgainstTrump D's when a D is investigated: Resign now! R's when a D is investigated: Resign now! R's when a R is investigated: Let's not rush to judgment.
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@waltermasterson So proud of Rush. He's been clean for over 2 years now!
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@SunlightAFA @Esqueer_ @AnonCommieStan You'll be hearing from my nazi lawyer.
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@Esqueer_ Not a drag queen either
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@FlorioGina Yeah that's how surrogacy works.
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@PimToolNews It's more like Tim Pool doesn't play characters that are capable of growing a full head of hair
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@Pliny_theElder I can't even post my own name fuck.
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@xavier42069999 @Cobratate @adinross Let's see, human trafficker vs climate change activist. Such a tough decision.
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@Esqueer_ Voting Biden means no Trump. If you don't back Biden, you're effectively backing Trump. It's as simple as that.
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@Esqueer_ I am not a nazi. I just make nazi comics that appeal to a nazi audience and hang around other nazis irl.
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@RightWingCope If I was rich I'd definitely spend $44 billion to remove community notes on myself.
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@ChudsOfTikTok Can’t wait to tell my grandchildren about how big of a epic loser Elon Musk is and how he collapsed a company in record time.
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@QuentinJKenned1 @RpsAgainstTrump Then trust the voters to do their job and vote Biden.
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@jeremynewberger Conservatives: Biden doesn't know what day of the week it is! Also conservatives: Biden controls the government from the shadows!
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@Esqueer_ "What's for dessert?" "Me"
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@patriottakes A child rapist and a murderer walk into a bar...
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@murphtracks @tomaskenn @AnonCommieStan Free speech only applies to people Elon likes, which include: nazis, racists, conspiracy theorists, right-wingers, and bigots.
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Twitter is censoring this website. I'd be a shame if you all shared and retweeted.
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@pyrameadhead Woah Woah Woah, he ran over the fucking dog? I saw the 8 paragraph of of text and was like "yeah I ain't reading that." all the comments were "RIP dog" so I just assumed it got sick or something. BUT HE RAN OVER HIS OWN DOG?
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@harryjsisson Fox News: Gen Z asks softball questions! Also Fox News:
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lol Brian Kimeade and Ron DeSantis play catch while Kilmeade conducts an interview
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@Tim_Tweeted "I need to do some research. I don't know if the rabies vaccine is the only cure for rabies." Holy fucking shit.
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Skull Island: Rise of Kong is so bad it made me rethink my life.
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Welcome to Elon's Twitter: where it's ok to deadname a transperson but you can't name a nazi comic artist.
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@PimToolNews I wonder what those flase flag meetings are like? "So, orders from upstairs; who here wants to decapitate their dad and read from our script?"
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@EoinHiggins_ Why aren't there any conservative comedians? Conservative comedians:
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@RonFilipkowski Luckily screenshots are forever.
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@Kripliss_Gaming The entire reason I picked a 360 over a PS3 is because DualShock is ass.
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@PimToolNews Guy with no wife and no kids tell women how they should feel.
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@JamesPorrazzo Actively rooting against the US is such a weird flex.
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@theserfstv Ah yes, the conservative definition of a "traditional family."
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@ChudsOfTikTok Imagine being so threatened by men in wigs that you brings guns to their show.
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@guelphgirlchris @John_Schneider @FBI Dude was literally on Masked Singer last night crying about his dead wife and saying how we should all love one another.
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@Esqueer_ Conservatives: So pro-life they will kill you.
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@waltermasterson And you wonder why there aren't any right-wing comedians.
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In the Republican Party, Kyle Rittenhouse is the hero for taking lives and Dr. Fauci is the criminal for saving lives. Tells you all you need to know about the GOP.
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"Trump was right about everything" is making it so much easier to block those annoying blue checks!
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@mmmmmmmmiller A stance you never took? You said the leaked videos were misleading. (They weren't) You said Batman isn't dead. (He is) You said the Justice League comes back at the end of the game. (They don't) You said Flash dies off screen. (He doesn't) Bro, just take the L and move on.
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@gwensnyderPHL I'm fucking Voldemort up in this bitch.
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@Eve6 Dude paid $44 billion just to shitpost.
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@CantEverDie
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rightwingers genuinely believe the left is anti having children and getting married it’s crazy
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Things that lasted longer than the Confederacy: - Nirvana - The Annoying Orange - Butterfinger BB's - Josh Rosen's entire NFL career
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Heritage not hate brother 🫡
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Today in aged like milk: @mmmmmmmmiller 's article debunking the now confirmed Suicide Squad leaks. He claimed Batman is not dead (he is) the Justice League return at the end of the game (they don't) and each death is presented as a fake-out (it's not)
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Everyone, please spread the word. Elon must be made aware that my nazi livelihood is at stake. Where would I go without the ability to be racist online? Also buy my nazi plushies.
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@atrupar Everytime someone says "God saved Trump" they also mean "God killed the other guy"
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@business Did you just dox Elon's real-time location?
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@RightWingCope Same energy as "hard rock is the Devil's music"
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@feraljokes Elon: Twitter must remain politically neutral. Also Elon: Repeats right-wing talking points and only replies to right-wing accounts.
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Biden dropping will be a mindfuck for the MAGA crowd. Now Trump is the only candidate who is senile, too old, demented and doesn’t recognize his own daughter.
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The entire interview was this: Don: Do you believe in this thing you retweeted? Elon: *murmurs and sweats profusely*
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Is this what a 160 IQ looks like? #WTF
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I'm fucking Voldemort up in this bitch.
Streisand Effect now fully activated for Nazi Hans
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@EyesOnTheRight As a Pornhub connoisseur, I can confirm that gay and trans videos get recommended to you only after you search for it yourself first.
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@mk_indy Chaya Raichik looks like Sheldon Cooper cosplaying as Amy Farrah Fowler
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@Stone1776Tom @Victorshi2020 I like presidents who don't get shot.
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@BettyBowers Dude was literally on Masked Singer last night crying about his dead wife and saying how we should all love one another.
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When the ketamine kicks in:
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@RightWingCope If only the father had another gun.
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