Moved into an apartment, the guy upstairs was a trumpeter in a choir,
slept one afternoon and woke up to his trumpet rehearsal .
High BP wan kill me!
I legit ran outside to look at the sky!
The funny thing is these boys don’t have any connect whatsoever to the higher ups,
All these “the names I’m hearing” is just a plot to “feel among”, just a way to feel like they have access to those that have access to the politicians.
The ultimate Ronu ambition, TA to SA to SSA
The entire 19 northern states bring less than $1B in earnings yearly to the table,
We need to dissolve this country,
We can’t continue like this no no no
@_lscully01
@Oi_Penelope
@gilles92
@akvsua
Honestly the oceans are perhaps the scariest places, a vast expanse of water that can swallow up anything without living a single shred of evidence that it even went in there
@musty48172070
@ife_luv12
@CO_Chiamaka
@YomiShogunle
@PoliceNG_PCRRU
lol gentlemen it's not enough but the fact that they sent an investigator from Abuja to Ibadan and they whole squad to took the money came apologizing and returned the money, it's a good way to start, one day maybe we'll get there
Your body’s immune system doesn’t know your eyes exist, if it ever found out about your eyes, there’ll be a biological civil war between the body’s immune system and the eyes immune system.
@ARISEtv
When it’s time to work for d people 🇳🇬 politicians remember “we’re in a democracy” “its not easy” “u need d parliament”
When its time to allocate contracts,huge pensions, oil wells, Top jobs in Top govt corporations & import licenses to each other, they do it so easily & smoothly
@Nimiofficial
@GreyWoulfer
Those 2 seconds don’t SUGGEST anything, 😂
you’re projecting your own opinion about that line onto Burna boy’s facial expression.
@DrJoeAbah
@hadizel
the Wife of the Governor Of the state asked you to go and confirm if killings happened in her own state, and you said I WILL DO SO, MA. THANK YOU 🤦🏾♂️
It’s like The First Lady Of America asking someone in another country to confirm if a Police man killed a black man recently in 🇺🇸
@ARISEtv
Journalists in Nigeria need to do better!
Someone should have interjected him as to why PDP/APC didn’t change the country despite when they had majority in the parliaments & even Governors across the federation.
U can’t invite guests & let them bamboozle u in the studio with lies
@SubDeliveryZone
@AbdulMahmud01
This is the same Omojuwa that y’all were feeling sorry for! 🤣🤣
Wait how did UCL manage to admit someone that said “the earth’s diameter is 36,000Km, President GEJ said he constructed 48,000km of Road” 🤣🤣🤣 very daft human being.
@newscantell
@MBuhari
Pls help me ask him where are the Zamfara killers he said they will not rest until they're found,the Benue killers,the kaduna killers! We're sincerely tired honestly!Apart from winning the World Cup,what can bring some respite to the country is for this man to resign and just go!
My Love, My Twin Brother,
My BestFriend, My Daddy and My Father,
You have fought the good fight,
You have finished the course,
You have kept the faith.
I Love You so Much,
Sleep on and Rest Well.
@mts9789
@nigelred1
@MilanKore
Declan rice just got dumped out by Frankfurt no disrespect to them!
Camavinga is coming on for Modric when the biggest team in the world is 5-3 down on aggregate!
Insane pressure at 19, and he bossed the show!
@JimmyOluwaseyi
@EzeUgoc52801832
@Naija_PR
A place of poor governance, insecurity and injustice. The sooner you realise politics affects your life more than any other human phenomenon the more seriously you politicise your decisions and make the best decisions.
@FinaNapoleon
The reason they have 19hours layover and no hotel reservations is because
1) someone/people somewhere booked the CHEAPEST flight to nigeria to MAKE MONEY off the Initial budgeted amount
2) same Person(s) decided not to book hotel so as to pocket the extra money budgeted for hotel
@baloyi_blessing
It’s an organ that exposed to the outside environments so it comes in contact with microorganisms so frequently that if the body’s immune system responds everytime to a foreign body landing in the eyes, it’ll alter the vision, hence the eyes have its own endogenous immune cells
@Dolarpo
Do you know how hectic it is to “prepare” the President to face the public! 😂
That funeral was too sudden!
Baba go cast big time of if enter that arena
@tundeglasses
@Arsenal
@Mz_Tosyn
What is her Name?
Does she operate a bank account?
If yes, I’ll like to send a little Token to her!
YA GUNNERS YA!!!! 💪🏽
@PhilipObin
Please let's keep this same energy with Yahaya Bello of Kogi, Akeredolu of Ondo(oil producing state at that), Rauf Aregbesola of Osun,Ajimobi of Oyo, don't be biased and call only Fayose,call all of them,they're owing salaries ok? Say the truth and let the devil be ashamed 👏🏼
@heissinclair18
@OneJoblessBoy
same u that wants to vote a “right president” should also “vote right senator”
We must take responsibility. Bad people win elections bc d majority vote them in, simple. Foreigners didnt come to vote,if u organise a snap election now, some people will still vote Buhari.
@Oluwaremzy22
In 5 months UN declares the north a humanitarian crisis as hunger, poverty, diseases and terrorism over runs the north.
While the Middle belt downwards try to ward off in influx of Refugees and they’re trying to pick up the pieces of their new found system of Self determination
Yorubas are the most detribalised people, people forget Tinubu contested for President general of The Yoruba socio-cultural group in Ibadan and lost.
He had just 1 vote!
Lol
Remove violence and intimidation from Lagos votings Tinubu will barely win.
Please I have a question for Yoruba people that are planning to vote based on ethnic & tribal sentiments.
Let us assume that Peter Obi, Atiku, and Tinubu are all Yoruba, who will you vote?
@Unclebm_PR
@Mr_Hortegzs
U people are just saying confusion,Nigerians never cease to amaze me! Half of you have never been to that road to see how wide it is and how fast cars drive there! To cross that road is a serous task,now there's a bridge there again, y'all condemning and complaining.
@DrTSquare
@OdogwuAchina
@thebiyitudors
How in 2021 does a girl still fake a pregnancy and a guy falls for it?! Is it that he can’t buy a test strip or he can’t take her to a diagnostic center himself 😂
I mean it’s 2021 o not 1960
About Last weekend.
My friends threw me a surprise owambe themed birthday party. IT WAS AN EPIC MOVIE!
Marketed and distributed by olasco films, 5 idumota lane! Grab your copy! Noooooooow 😁🤣
@UcheKalu_
I sincerely don’t get US!we complain things are bad,Road no good,hospital no dy! Yet our leaders aren’t scared of holding open air campaigns Bc they know we’re too gullible to do anything to them, we’ll still go to the rallies & campaigns and still cheer and stand under the sun!
Nigeria rewires your brain in such a way I can’t quite explain it,
A murder victim’s brother had to track her killer himself.
In a country that spends Billions on
NIA
DSS
DHQ
NA
NAF
NN
NPF
NCS
NIS
It’s crazy.
You see as that girl’s brother didn’t make any noise on social media. He didn’t play the victim. He didn’t chase online sympathy.
Just got offline, did the work and track down his sister’s killer.
That’s how business is handled.
@chemicalbrodar
@CO_Chiamaka
I went 2greet a family,joined d woman in cookng dinner, after we were done,I carried d little baby & placed him on my chest,e slept & while e slept she also used dat time to sleep,wen she & d baby woke up she told me "I wish my husband was like you" We men need to do better!
@LolaAyeni_
@SubDeliveryZone
@AbdulMahmud01
Lol forget ke! Lol 😂 anywhere in the life I jam J.J Omojuwa I’ll remind him of how stupid he is 🤣
Even my Nephew in primary school would never say that, if he does we’re changing his school no time
@I_pissVodka
@laoluademo
We're suddenly worried about our Ladies skin health, but we don't bother to talk about Weed that we see as a Normal thing now eh, what about Our lungs?!
@EtniesJags
Real Madrid is the only reason Ronaldo won 4 Champions League titles in 5Years. 😊
You people about Ronaldo as if he wasn't a Madrid Employee.
How has Barća been wining their titles if not Bc of Messi?
@SnowChiff
@Clan_Clueless
@EugeneIheanacho
Beyond heart broken.
This isn’t even wickedness or cruelty.
I don’t even know what this is, I shed a tear I won’t lie.
I could feel the hurt in the voice of the guy saying See Leo, See Leo, See My man.
@Playm8z
@Pynkyon
What's the First Lady of the country doing? What's the wife of the governor of the state doing?the female legislators? The rich Women in the country? See Women must band together and fight,don't be surprised it's women that carry out these horrendous acts on their fellow women
Army can’t employ a 3rd class graduate but SSCE holders can get into the army,
Infact the minimum quali to contest for the Office of the president is SSCE lol.
Joke of a country!