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@kikalamu_

2 years

I didn’t get the job but at least my passport photos looked cute!

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Dating Twitter people must be tough. You wake up and the Apple of your eye has tweeted some embarrassing things

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Y’all saying that it’s the makeup that made me look cute. Girl where????

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@kikalamu_

2 years

28 on the 28th of the 8th month 🎉 Happy birthday to me!

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Update: @CBQat has made this dream come true. To new beginnings

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@kikalamu_

3 years

🕯 🕯to work and live outside of Africa 🕯🕯

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@kikalamu_

3 years

I was ghosted for the first time and I couldn’t breath for a while. 😂 Kampala men - 1 This bad bitch - 0

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@kikalamu_

4 years

Like this?

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@PeshAhumuza

4 years

Baby girls, we are going to let our titties titty this weekend, yes? YES! Forget that bra. Wear that low-cut top. If you don’t feel comfortable, I know a boob-tape plug. Let’s break these rules. 😘 And if you want to, post that pic here. I want to hype you. ❤️

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Now why did the recruiter compliment me with “You have a perfect set of teeth” yet she knew I want her favorite candidate ? 😂 😂

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@kikalamu_

2 years

My most recent encounter with this 37 year old gentleman. No, I wasn’t in any kind of relationship with him.

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2 years

Women need to start telling stories about when a man fumbled some coochie from them and how he did that. Let’s start identifying the source 😭

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@kikalamu_

4 years

Due to high demand, Twitter has to see this bad bitch too.

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@kikalamu_

1 year

The mentality of a lot of Ugandans is to first have babies and then figure out how to take care of them later.

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@kikalamu_

4 years

I’m late to the party but how did I do? #VogueChallenge

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@kikalamu_

2 years

About to gift my man that doesn’t yet know that he’s my man. Pray for me y’all

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@kikalamu_

4 years

I love my carpenter because what I order for is what he delivers.

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@kikalamu_

5 years

Penny: Do you even know who lady Gaga is? Sheldon : Presumably the wife of Lord Gaga

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Choose your fighter!

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@kikalamu_

3 years

Y’all are getting a little too comfortable with disrespecting people on this bird app.

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@kikalamu_

10 months

See you soon Kampala 🇺🇬

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@kikalamu_

2 years

@CBQat I owe it to @ElijahBogere for picking up my viral Twitter post & putting it on Linkedin where it found the right recruiter, Wilma Spitsbaard. Whereas some people mocked me & made empty promises, the right people ensured ( & are still ensuring) that I realize my full potential👏

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@kikalamu_

6 years

🌞 🌞

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@kikalamu_

6 years

We done made it! 👩🏽‍🎓. Thanks be to the Almighty. #69thMakGrad

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@kikalamu_

2 years

August photo dump. Life’s been a mess but we keep on moving forward!

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@kikalamu_

2 years

What name are you giving this duo? #NyegeNyege2022

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@kikalamu_

2 years

If he ain’t gifting you 𝗘𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹𝘀 by @prettyperfectug , I don’t know what to tell you sis.

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@kikalamu_

3 years

I agree

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3 years

Pink was made for black men. Yellow was made for black women.

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@kikalamu_

8 months

Yeah, I did that!

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@kikalamu_

4 years

Anyways, I have received money from a stranger just for being beautiful. So ladies, don’t stop believing in your sauce. Peace and love 😘

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@kikalamu_

2 years

I don’t understand why people have now taken it upon themselves to be my mentors. No one was mentoring me when I was in the ditches.

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@kikalamu_

6 years

Short hair don’t care. Toilet mirror edition.

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@kikalamu_

3 years

Restaurants here will serve you steak and give you a butter knife

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@kikalamu_

2 years

30/12/2022

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Increasing the meters on my wife material 😅

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@kikalamu_

8 years

Look what I have won... Best photographer 2016. 🙌 #heforshe #MCUG16

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Selling my iPhone 11 Pro 256 gb at 1,670,000/- Comes with free charger cable.

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@kikalamu_

4 years

My employers had drafted an ambassadorship deal with one of your comedians here but he started insulting women and the deal was called off. What a way to fumble the bag!!!!

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@kikalamu_

4 years

Why did I read it as molokoni?

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Count me in on chasing that dream. #GuinnessBrightHouseUG

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@kikalamu_

8 years

Next twitter update should come with an alarm that goes off in case tl is lit while we're asleep

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Of course men want to split 50/50 on financial responsibilities but they’ll NEVER do the same on domestic responsibilities. Many women end up doing 80% on all responsibilities & don’t speak on it bse we’re taught that maintaining unfulfilling rships is better than being single

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@kikalamu_

3 years

Stop talking fear into people’s plans

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@kikalamu_

4 years

Being broke will make you a very bitter human being.

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@kikalamu_

5 years

His view Vs My view. ♥️💙

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@kikalamu_

7 years

Short hair twitter, where you at 👀? You got a new sister.

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@kikalamu_

3 years

I slayed this outfit so much I had to post it everywhere. Someone please photoshop me on the moon 🌚

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@kikalamu_

3 years

If you insist 🤪

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@kikalamu_

4 years

Whenever someone says “let me see what I can do”’, they’re not going to do shit

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@kikalamu_

6 years

This shit is still cracking me up 😂😂😂😂😂

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@kikalamu_

3 years

The bad bitch card never EVER declines.

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@kikalamu_

3 years

Anyways, I looked very scrumptious today. I won’t let anything spoil my mood.

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@kikalamu_

4 years

@korejay @IbsJibril When Michael was teaching him how to walk like a cool guy. Tony started picking up the imaginary million dollars on the ground and he said “It’s tax free coz we found it” 😂😂

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@kikalamu_

8 years

Here for that sauce too #UgandanTwitter

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@kikalamu_

3 years

Why women kill season 2 needs its own documentary on the Investigation Discovery channel.

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@kikalamu_

1 year

Another year down. Happy birthday to me!

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@kikalamu_

4 years

Siima Kyakuhaire

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4 years

What's a muyayu? Atte don't laugh. Just explain and go.

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@kikalamu_

4 years

I got hired! 🎉🎊🥳 Well, look at that 👀

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@kikalamu_

2 years

May photo dump. It was bittersweet. We cried, we laughed but we lived.

Ms. Ahumuza ✨

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2 years

May photo-dump ☺️

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@kikalamu_

7 years

Does WhatsApp have to report that "this message was deleted" ?

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@kikalamu_

6 years

🌺 🌺

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@kikalamu_

3 years

Alcohol really slaps when you’re going through some shit.

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Let’s go get the bag

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@kikalamu_

4 years

Twenty FINE and flourishing! Blessed to see another year 🎉 🎊

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@kikalamu_

2 years

#BehindtheScenes

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@kikalamu_

3 years

Feb photo dump! 💫 🥰 It’s been a real blast

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@kikalamu_

4 years

It is finally here! Check out my new Youtube video TOURING MY furnished-𝒊𝒔𝒉 1 BEDROOM APARTMENT 🙃 Let me know what you think.

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@kikalamu_

3 years

Keeping this one here

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Why are people excited to give you alcohol on your birthday? Please can you be excited to pay my bills instead?

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Do some of your clothes just go missing? Or it’s just me?

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Long distance relationships are not for the broke.

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@kikalamu_

4 years

Talk to me nicely 😘

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@kikalamu_

5 years

ᴰᵒᵉˢ ᵃⁿʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵃᵗᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᴵ ᵍᵒ ᵒⁿᵗᵒ ᵃ ʰᵒᵉᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵖʳᵉᵉˀ

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@kikalamu_

5 years

Yesterday, I stood up to a lousy man that was trying to harass me downtown. I’m sooo proud of myself y’all.

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@kikalamu_

3 years

This job has taught me how to be a good liar. I don’t even feel a thing when telling these lies. I think I now qualify to be a Kampala man 🥴

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@kikalamu_

7 years

I did that 💜 for my final year dinner. Styled by Kaijuka Abbas #prom2017

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6 years

2018 was quite a shitty year but I made it through! #Top42018

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3 years

Yes I’m 5’2, don’t let the pictures fool you.

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3 years

I know I can’t afford it

Jinja's Pablo Escobar

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3 years

How much do you know about LEMALA WILD WATERS LODGE ? A thread. #ExploreUganda #UniquelyOurs

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@kikalamu_

4 years

Say no more 🧡🌞🌻

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@kikalamu_

3 years

This guy I was talking to asked me why I’m not dating and I said “there’s only pee in the dating pool” and he says he’s different. 2 weeks down the road and this nigga turns out to be the actual pee I was talking about 😂😂

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@kikalamu_

2 years

🤑

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@kikalamu_

2 years

There’s something very fishy about tabloids constantly releasing footage of Weasel’s wife trying prove that she’s not suffering any abuse. This is a classic case where victims must appear “happy and okay” in public to cover up for the abuse that happens in private.

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@kikalamu_

3 years

First of all, look at the material 👀 Hair & makeup - @ClaretChina__ Cute face - @kikalamu_ Phat ass - also me

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2 years

@trudyasiima ’s school tweets illustrated

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@kikalamu_

2 years

Current prayer is for me to run into a wealthy Hajji that will offer to buy me World Cup tickets. Insh’Allah 🙏🏾

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6 years

“ArE YoU tHe Kikalamu oN tWiTtER?”

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5 years

Too many yellow outfits in my closet 🌞💛 📸 @Iam_Shiru

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@kikalamu_

3 years

Support & Save Desire Namazzi

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Desire is a 20 year old 2nd year student at Makerere University of Business Studies (MUBS). … Kunihira N needs your support for Support & Save Desire Namazzi

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@kikalamu_

5 years

Wedding guest! 💚