The virgin Logan Paul vs the chad George Clooney who had a massive pet pig for its entire 18 year life (and on multiple occasions dumped girlfriends when given a “it’s me or the pig” ultimatum).
@_fohsarah
My school wanted to put me in the gifted program - my parents, each year they were asked, correctly told them "David isn't gifted, he just loves to read."
@xoxogossipgita
It's not lore but I could never get my head around the fact that they can't really decide if wizards are completely segregated from the rest of the world or are hidden among them. Like they live in london brownstones but have zero clue what cars are? What?
@Adequate_Scott
@AliceAvizandum
*bleeding to death after losing an arm in a horrible workplace accident*
“Okay well you still have that other arm. Some people don’t have any arms at all! And this WORKPLACE accident only occurred because you’re gainfully employed! Many aren’t!”
@ecto_fun
@OCelsoRyan
Cena is good and is definitely challenging himself with the roles he takes, unlike say the Rock, but he's also kinda held back by his physicality. Dave Batista could concievably do anything imo
@RaxKingIsDead
I turned it off at the part where April is given the job of running the entire animal shelter, a job that requires a deep knowledge of money, running a company, staffing, and politics, because she “loves dogs.”
@Jess_D_Ripper
There’s a story I read about Daniel Day Lewis desperately wanting to talk to Jared Harris about Mad Men but not knowing how to do so without breaking character
@BeeBabs
I think that despite the enormous success of everyone in that room, Jerry is the only one secure enough with himself and his career to think "I don't have to impress anyone here."
@arb
@AOC
Yes. There is nothing bleaker on this website then seeing a sitting member of the legislature say “wow someone should really do something about this”
@AnnamLaughs
TV and movie producers would watch him completely destroy at standup but dismissed the idea of giving him work because they didn’t know what to do with him. Keenan Ivory Wayans saw him and basically said “be on my show and do whatever the fuck you want” and the rest is history
@_fohsarah
They, much later, told me the school gave me an IQ test and it was apparently fairly above average - luckily my parents don’t believe in any of that and correctly deduced that I would give up any task I was given if I wasn’t immediately great at it (hello ADHD).
Here is my message to Ben Sasse and other establishment Republicans who seem to care more about bringing 30,000 unvetted Afghan refugees into our country than getting our own people out safely.
@becomingcry
Not unlike how everyone remembers “I feel sorry for you” “I don’t think about you at all” as if it’s this major burn, forgetting that seconds later Don’s feelings are clearly hurt
@spacetwinks
@CaseyExplosion
for someone to be that into conspiracy theories but not let that turn him into a paranoid anti-semite or any sort of bigot is a herculean feat. Good for him.
@still_oppressed
I once followed a shoplifter outside to take a photo of his license plate (long time ago, wouldn’t even do that now) because it was company policy to do so. I got told not to do it again because the time I spent off the floor filling out paperwork actually lost them money
@dklmarxist
There was an episode of the Adam West Batman where he all but turns to the camera and says “why do you hate these people? They aren’t even doing anything!” and it was seen as a huge statement at the time
@MarciaBelsky
Once this girl at a bar asked me what I thought of this one awful local band. I shit on them pretty hard. It turned out she was dating one of them and she called me over and pointed me out
@punished_cait
A friend of mine was telling me about his family tries to do Christmas the same way as when we were kids (very specific family traditions) and it never goes completely perfectly and always ends in conflict and I realized that always having specific expectations for things -
I invited him to the crib, cooked for him gave him the sloppiest neck you can manifest in your mind, let him fold me like a origami bird, called him a Uber, then blocked him and never spoke to him again. I really beat him to the punch. We are learning the game too fast 🤣
@ComradTwitty
@VinnieMancuso1
Jupe thought he was special because the chimp reached out to him in friendship before being shot. He thought he could tame the UFO, but no. Juxtaposed against the protagonists, who make it very clear that their horses aren’t pets and should be respected
Officer Todd and Big Ben share a moment at the Bengals , Steelers game on Sunday. ( your Cincinnati Bengals destroyed the Steelers ) FYI Big Ben is a huge supporter of law enforcement . Thanks to Big Ben
@jasonschreier
@TubaZef
What also comes to mind is how many companies purposefully employ people who will let themselves be worked to death. A good manager tells his employees to go home, even if they get annoyed by it.
@_fohsarah
I excelled at language arts, social studies and history, was fine enough at science, and abysmal at math. There’s no real way to measure intelligence imo, but I know for sure that I would not have lasted long in that program.
@punished_cait
- will inevitably lead to disappointment. That doesn’t mean a go with the flow attitude is ALWAYS best, but you gotta be flexible! It’s just hair! Nobody in the crowd would care, and neither should the people getting married!
@heartimecia
I think working as hard as they did making arguably one of the most ambitious games ever only to have to pass a large percentage on to the IP holder is probably enough to make them realize they can make something just as good (if not better) from their own ideas. Good for them
@scumbelievable
“Moby Dick isn’t good, people only pretend to like it because a white man wrote it. What they really should be teaching in high school literature just happens to be MY book; it’s about a vampire at a school for mummies. She’s bi but dates a male mummy. They do NOT kiss.”
@goblinpunk9
@SpookeyStoner
@thoughthaver
@polishXcellence
More often than not, when I hear about someone having a “porn addiction” it’s usually just the woman catching him cheating or spending their life savings talking to cam girls. A convenient scapegoat so they can pretend nobody was actually betrayed
@merrittk
Kissinger will die older than god and filthy rich, having completely won at life and without a shred of remorse for his horrible deeds and everyone on here will be like “HAHAHA GOT HIM!”
@RaxKingIsDead
The only Muppet performance that stands alongside it is in Great Muppet Caper when Charles Grodin makes you truly believe in his undying lust for Miss Piggy
Nathan Fielder is an executive producer of How To with John Wilson, maybe the most human television series I’ve ever seen. And he also made Nathan For You and The Rehearsal, two shows that could only be made by a sociopath. I do not understand him.
@scumbelievable
I remember reading Huck Finn in high school and thinking “there’s no way people were actually stupid enough to think Mark Twain was racist” and boy howdy was I wrong
@Snailsfall
I appreciate that he is someone who takes his work extremely seriously and probably quotes Stanislavski an irritating amount but also will text you a pic of a giant poop he took at two in the morning. Layers
@D4hz4hn
@fangirlJeanne
Some people don’t like to acknowledge all of the aspects of immigration and Judaism baked into the character. It’s not Superman without those aspects.
@Thatoneguy64
People hate World’s End because if (correctly) is saying “hey we know that this trilogy is about nostalgia but also nostalgia can be dangerous and you really need to let this stuff go.” It’s also the best of the three
@HannaBarberaCap
I imagine they weren’t allowed to show Scooby Doo in adult situations, which makes sense. But that begs the question - who is this show even for?