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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
video I took the day my pfp was taken. I was Kelly Kapowski from saved by the bell and liked snapping my suspenders against myself
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@kidcrackrock
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
one thing about me, i'm not gonna read the room. i will however fill it with my presence. your mom died? mine didn't. and i went to the beach yesterday.
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
getting him a promise cock ring
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
like it or not this is peak male form
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
lol remember when Taylor got so much hate for putting a scale that said “fat” in her music video so she switched it to this? That was so savage lmao
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
I was just checking a truck driver into the hotel I work at and he asked what I was eating (spinach egg white wrap) and he goes “ya know I kinda like that gay shit sometimes”
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
Couples costume idea???
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@kidcrackrock
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4 years
@eggshellfriend when gossip girl would spread rumors about his 15 year old sisters sex life .....
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@kidcrackrock
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8 years
Dang people are right when they say Shia LeBeouf is a fashion icon ⛽️️
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
so I heard it’s officially fall
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
texted both of my parents telling them I loved them and these were their responses
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
coming around the mountain when you come >>>>
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@kidcrackrock
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11 months
Huh!?
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
Vibe check
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
hey this is drake from rap
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@kidcrackrock
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4 years
@demigoddessnik cats are so full of attitude😭 this is my cats reaction to me telling him to get down about 10 times
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@kidcrackrock
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3 years
new Gatsby just dropped
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Kanye West Buys House Across Street From Kim Kardashian
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@kidcrackrock
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4 years
@astraIbr4t this and also I take so long in one store I have to go through women’s men’s and children’s clothes I feel like no one wants to wait around 🥴
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@kidcrackrock
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8 months
@atrophicbtrfly Your honor I’m just a girl
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@kidcrackrock
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7 months
She Phil on my hog till it Spring? Sprung? She ground on my Hog ? She
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
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@kidcrackrock
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3 years
@burgundywhipp @DOGDICK420CUM I can kinda see it but the face works on him
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@kidcrackrock
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7 years
Is he coming to UNL
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4-year-old Prince George will attend a 'slightly chaotic' school that costs $23,000 a year
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@kidcrackrock
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1 month
Yeah ill take $1 on pump 5
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
Please stop making me look at that one girl dancing for pancakes it fills me with an untethered rage that knows no bounds
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@kidcrackrock
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4 years
@eggshellfriend when GG constantly talked shit about Serena even when he was dating her??? like I guess it could MAYBE work if he was a total psychopath with no empathy but even then... plot holes 🤨
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
keep my wife’s feet out yo fuckin mouth
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@kidcrackrock
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4 years
The fact that amber heard has literally admitted to abusing johnny depp multiple times and hasn’t faced any repercussions at all pisses me off every day
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
babe it’s so sexy how I can’t get a read on you at all
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@kidcrackrock
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9 months
soft launch
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1 year
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@kidcrackrock
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4 years
@dozyhrs what if I only ever have crushes on people that don’t give me any attention
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
the fuck y’all know about flubber
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
me protecting my 5’10 boyfriend from the dangerous streets
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
@DoingCigarettes Oh no oh god oh dear god men please don’t read this one
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@kidcrackrock
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4 years
@ThaMagicDragon if meth is what I need to make it through the day as a functioning human being then so be it
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
I love these boys
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
Even at his Lois his peters in my drunken clam
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@kidcrackrock
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4 months
My 3 month old baby won’t stop talking in a blaccent 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@kidcrackrock
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3 years
couples costume idea
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
look at jacket
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
Anal eyes analyze anal lies
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2 years
you cannot creampie me in a way that matters
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
call me Dave the way I bust in her
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd and I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole
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2 years
she’s an 8 but she lives in Nebraska
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2 years
just told a guy I grew up in Nebraska he said “hmm cornfed” and I have a crush on him now
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@kidcrackrock
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3 years
me today on film (an app that makes pictures kinda look like film)
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
@ix_zixi He’s so beautiful
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
I kinda went off this day
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@kidcrackrock
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4 months
born to be bad >:/
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2 years
vibe check
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@kidcrackrock
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24 days
A silly thing to do is ask “Justin who?” Whenever someone says “just in case” haha follow for more
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1 year
what’s the big idea
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@kidcrackrock
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1 year
a woman with a podcast? more like dumb broadcast lol
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@whoreby_parker Draking Josh 😔
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1 year
@Howlingmutant0 not as endearing
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I could always just play
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1 year
Going through my camera roll and this is a good one
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@kidcrackrock
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7 years
Pulling out a juul around college kids is like pulling out a pack of gum in middle school
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@kidcrackrock
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10 months
One of my favorite pictures of my face is me in the college library at 1 am wearing a cavs sweatshirt even after Lebron went to the lakers
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@kidcrackrock
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2 years
I may need to see the booty
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@kidcrackrock
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1 month
It’s my birthday can everyone be nice to me today
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1 year
It’s my birthday can everyone be nice to me today
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1 year
Honestly though who can keep up
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1 year
Have you ever seen a girl count this high???
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1 year
I was a borderline alcoholic sorority girl using a fake id that looked nothing like me and my top artist on Spotify was Drake who want me
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U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016
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4 years
@KwCongressional except they wouldn’t look like babies because they’re a bunch of cells
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1 year
a beast in the streets, a burden in the sheets
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2 years
✔️Having a wet beef
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2 years
redownloaded tinder for the first time in while to see what my bio was and it was a Wayne’s World quote
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1 year
Biting my dentists fingers and not letting go
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1 year
awesome :)
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2 years
@cheezitfan1 Shhhh he’s sweeeeeping
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playin
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@kidcrackrock
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8 months
You ever put way too much emotion and humanity into situations that don’t require it? like I’ll be at the grocery store and choose the ugliest apple because I know it won’t get picked otherwise
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1 year
suite life of fuck and blow me
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2 years
tell me you’re thankful for me
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1 year
Saying tmi when anybody tells me anything
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8 months
Using myself as a reaction gif and rolling my eyes at you
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@kidcrackrock
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8 years
Find you someone that looks at you the way Rihanna and Beyoncé look at Lebron
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1 year
leave her alone
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2 years
gives you sloppy toppy as a friend
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@kidcrackrock
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3 years
My highschool experience was just like Euphoria
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My highschool experience was just like Euphoria
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2 years
this is for all the losers and haters
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2 years
This picture of Shania Twain
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@kidcrackrock
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8 years
Is anyone else's most awkward interaction every week with that one lady that works at Ustop??
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Driving around town telling all the roofers and contractors that the ownee said they could be done for the day
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7 months
I got this for you
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7 months
@sticawards I think it looks nice
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2 years
*in my work groupchat* hey guys! is it chill to fat shame in here? just little bit?
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2 years
you can just wear 15 year old basketball shorts if you want to
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4 months
Good morning Nebraska
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11 months
They call me max keeble the way I’m making big moves
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