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Proper Arsenal status revoked 7/8/21 by a bloke who probably wears bootcuts and shouts *Woah* if the barber tries to touch his sideburns.

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Kick Arse
11 years
The worst moment was Norwich at home, I wanted to kill Alex Song. I waited for him after the game.
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Aguerrroooooooo
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11 months
Or rollercoasters
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Lisandro Martinez doesn't do friendlies 🔪
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4 years
Mesut Ozil to release free Premier league streaming service.
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I've been around loads of playgrounds trust me, the kids don't scream vardy they all scream Kane. That outweighs any trophy
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Matt Law
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Daniel Levy has held talks with betting and data experts about developing a data model for Tottenham Hotspur as he looks to follow Brighton-Brentford path #thfc
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3 years
Showing your Covid pass at 1am
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4 years
AMN moving box to box like his mum.
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Arsenal waking up the lad who delivers the shirts in a box
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1 year
They called her a madman
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2 years
Hojberg and Bentancur
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2 years
Didn't work out for Aubameyang at Arsenal. Just the 92 goals Graeme.
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5 years
Only Arsenal could be 5-4 up and lose 5-4.
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1 year
"Best Match of the day ever last night, it had all the goals in"
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2 years
Guess the ref
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4 months
Unable to celebrate your child's birthday because somebody in Liverpool had twins that day
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L👁️sty
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Btw don’t get it twisted , £200m on Rice Havertz Timber is hands down one of the worst pieces of business I’ve ever seen
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1 year
16/17
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1 year
Arsenal cannot even reach the 86 points Tottenham gained during the 16/17 season when they finished in 2nd place.
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2 years
Arteta when Torriera, Mari and Nelson turn up to pre season
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5 years
Dele Alli flossed in a semi final and lost 2-1
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Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang had this mask ready when he came off the bench to take the penalty in the final moments of the north London derby, according to @MarkyMBryans . He missed the penalty and didn't get to wear the mask. Also, a reminder that this man soon turns 30.
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Sunday will mark 51/136 (38%) of PL matches that Partey has been unavailable for. He will have only started 72/136 (53%) over 4 seasons.
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CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| NEW: The clubs providing evidence 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓 Manchester City include Manchester United, Arsenal, Fulham, Wolves, Brighton and Tottenham. [ @MikeKeegan_DM ]
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People despise that we are not a soft touch anymore.
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1 year
Need Hutchinson to remove Hale End from the CV.
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21 days
In 2018 our marquee summer signing was Lucas Torreira and they are saying we are in a cartel
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9 months
This guy?
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🗣 "[Michael Oliver] doesn't want to have a negative impact on the game by overreacting." PGMOL chief Howard Webb admits Manchester City's Mateo Kovačić was "extremely fortunate" not to be sent off against Arsenal 🟥
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3 years
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4 years
@grancake @petenew100 @GEORGE_551 Its quite obviously fake you scarecrow.
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6 years
People who thought this wasn't a red now talking us through detailed stills of Ramos pulling Salahs shoulder out of its socket
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2 years
Mr Wengers legacy is strong
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Football Daily
2 years
Patrick Vieira is booked at full-time after losing his cool with the referee 🤬
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2 years
@SpursOfficial Not even a get well soon for our stricken player. Disgrace.
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3 years
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2 years
Club statement:
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8 years
Purchased a brilliant iPhone 7 case. Just need the phone now.
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Telegraph Football
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Man Utd need to sign a Kroos or Modric to bring the best out of Pogba, says Paul Scholes
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3 years
Only Arsenal fans rate this guy.
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4 years
Alexis Sanchez wasn't ready for the winning mentality at Manchester United
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2 years
@annastewartcnn No brothers in the crowd
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2 months
I was proper worried when Ferguson started making it thunder
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6 years
@johncrossmirror You gave Welbeck a 0 in your match report but gave Alli a 7 vs Rochdale. Please explain.
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3 years
You can't measure what Partey does to this team on your little stat sheet.
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4 months
Big Ange losing to Wolves
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7 years
When you get linked to Arsenal
@GFFN
Get French Football News
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Julian Draxler is currently categorically refusing to leave PSG, according to SFR Sport
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Everytime I think about getting rid of VAR this image pops into my head
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@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Premier League clubs to vote on proposal to scrap VAR from next season. Resolution formally submitted by Wolves to abolish system + will be on agenda at June 6 AGM. Any rule change needs 2/3s majority (14 of 20 members) to pass @TheAthleticFC
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1 year
Gary Neville waking up at 5.30am to name search and check bios.
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7 years
"Wenger, Gazidis, Kroenke, Law, the hound"
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"I am going to recommend an onfield review"
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@alanshearer
Alan Shearer
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Do me a fucking favour man. What a load of shit. #VAR
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4 years
My favourite Arsenal performance of the decade. Played 37 minutes the whole season, cup final vs the Champions and Diego Costa. No problem.
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1 year
Pretending you're mentality monsters when this made you hold 7 at Anfield
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Paritosh Bhide
1 year
A game every 3 days for barely 1 week and these man couldn't hack it LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@MrsMThatcher At least he's alive
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7 years
The Arsenal team have arrived. Ty starts at right wingback
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3 years
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@GunnersTown
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Could Lacazette be a surprise central midfield solution for Arteta?
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@ivan_i94
Иван
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They was dragging Vinicius down to the likes of Rashford and Saka earlier on this season LOOOL
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6 years
Recent cup wins, Arsenal vs Spurs
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@JacoCats
Jaco™
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After 12 years for the first time Tottenham isn’t in an European competition and the PL is doing worse than ever. Teams like Newcastle need to go back to their level for the good of English football.
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@AndyNaylorBHAFC Brother the window has now closed, get back to reporting about seagull attacks on the pier.
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1 year
Arsenal got a ref sacked, I'm sure the other refs will take that well.
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7 months
We were supposed to win the league with this guy doing the run in
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@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
7 months
Man City's last 5 defeats across all competitions have come 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗧 Rodri 🤯 Is he the most important player to his team in the Premier League? 👀
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6 years
@centralline 2030 we made it
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2 years
"They shouldn't have loaned out Ainsley, Maitland and Niles" "Their fault for buying African players" "What about that Lasagne in 2006"
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@GNev2
Gary Neville
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Here we go. Groundhog Day
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@ReekoSqueeze
Squeeze
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I’ve never ever seen so much excitement for being 3rd in March in my life but fairs
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LOL
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@SkySportsNews
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🗣 "They're spending a load of money - I'm not sure what the strategy is. It seems a little all over the place" Gary Neville questions what Arsenal's transfer strategy is and says the club are still suffering from a hangover from their era under Arsene Wenger...
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@ChrisWheatley
Chris Wheatley
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Harry Kane on Tottenham potentially qualifying for the Conference League: “When you’ve been at a club where we haven't won a trophy for 15 years, if we do end up in it, it could be an opportunity to try and put that to bed.”
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3 years
He hates them so much
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Football Daily
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🗣 "I've seen it before, we've done that before to Tottenham." Thierry Henry says he wasn't surprised with Arsenal's performance in the North London derby
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7 months
FA charges? We should get the police involved. Would love an explanation given its the same guy on VAR
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2 years
Same clown ref that gave a penalty against Cedric in the Spurs game.
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1 year
If you're upset at being called bottlers maybe don't play like that.
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@JournoHaff
Charlie Haffenden
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🚨 Understand Arsenal will lodge a new bid for Moises Caicedo, similar to the £75m package rejected in January. #AFC 🔴 Brighton’s stance has changed since the winter. They were 100% no sale but are now open to negotiations. #BHAFC 🔵✍️ w/ @ChrisWheatley
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Fair play to PRstocoglu, not one question about why his players were so out of control and threw away an easy 3 points. Job done.
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6 years
Heard your club didn't sign Mattéo Guendouzi this summer. A real shame.
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BBC staff coming up with presenter ideas for Match of the day
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Remember when this happened
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@TheAthleticFC @SkySportsPL Craig David shaking in his boots
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Arsenal fans arriving back on Twitter after United lose
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Sounds like City haven't notified the council about a potential parade. 116.
@City_Chief
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Arsenal have planned an open-top bus parade through the streets of Islington on Monday, May 20. 🤔
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6 years
Thinking about the time Kieran Gibbs was bagging girls dressed as a Banana.
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4 years
Hearing the invincibles went further in all the cups. Probably why we drew more
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6 years
"Your shot mate"
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"You drew 12 ti.......
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6 months
Mister Wenger had a lovely phrase for games like today "illusionary domination". All the stats look great but West Ham were comfortable all game.
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3 years
Good job we had VAR to reverse this one.
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5 years
I'd start Nketiah
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3 years
Remember when they made up this rule.
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6 years
Gabriel was better than Mustafi.
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Goal
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@Orbinho
Orbinho
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Brighton's defeat tonight means Arsenal have qualified for next season's Champions League.
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7 years
Man utd fans: We want to be like Brazil! Mourinho: Say no more
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@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
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I want to be in that number 🎶 Following extensive research from Club historians, 879 legacy numbers have now been assigned 🤍 Check out the full list! ⤵️
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Not for everyone
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Front 5 watched Carragher on Monday night football
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"Garnacho was onside"
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Lucas Perez: 3 goals and 2 assists in the Champions league. Spurs:
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@LfcShaunjudge
Shaun
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Fucking hell Arsenal... It's 17th place Luton not Barcelona...
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