Eric Cartman’s mother @kermiesippymilk Twitter profile

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@kermiesippymilk

4 years

first ellen now jeff??? wtfffff so heartbroken #ripjeffbezos

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“why are you dressed like that” “like what”

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@ihatethewealthy He wants to be Leonardo DiCaprio sooooo badly

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literally no one has ever looked good in these

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4 years

my whole tl is just robert kardashian hologram and lil wayne supporting trump...

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2 years

@evilrashida same energy

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2 years

#RIPJimmyFallon heartbroken…

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9 months

Woman: last night was really nice :) don’t you thi- Paul Mescal:

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

@zephyrvillanova No she is a woman!! You clearly didn’t read my clarification tweet!!!

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

The sequence of the dead mom in every Disney movie

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@willaaaaaayyyy

2 years

ITS OFFICIALLY TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET DAY EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

can’t wait for the fall season so i can really start dressing again.

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@kermiesippymilk

4 years

@JohnnyObeid_ @earringdealer ruthless

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@kermiesippymilk

7 months

such an innocent tweet with a genuine question and beautiful selfie! I’m sure the replies and quotes are completely normal!

grace furby

@gracefurby

7 months

Can someone tell me why they built a mall on ground zero at the 9/11 memorial?? like am I being an asshole and is there some sort of deep context or is this just so pointedly American it’s ridiculous

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3 years

my great grandfather going to his first job interview after immigrating to america. this was the only suit he could afford<3

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2 years

@geccco2k What if this account was run by John Travolta’s character from The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? I bet you’d feel real stupid making that comment!!

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@marshmyouillow You could’ve just retweeted me🙄

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2 years

@zephyrvillanova He’s not weird. Except this one time I had dinner with him in Pittsburgh and when the waitress came over he started barking at her like full on WOOF WOOF WOOF and it went on for so long he eventually passed out from exerting too much energy into the barks. Who am I to judge!

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2 years

@JaredMVII God I hope so. Dating should be illegal no matter what! It’s gross!!!

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2 years

@bklynb4by She needs to star as well

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1 year

I’ll see what I can do Joe..

President Biden

@POTUS

1 year

Ban assault weapons – it’s beyond time.

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7 months

I love when people take Roberta Bobby seriously

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2 years

@tbarone03 No! I refuse to let people find love!! It’s disgusting!!

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everybody seeing howie mandel’s tiktok

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@baturstop Where did I say she couldn’t…

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2 years

How many times do I have to say this? I LOVE WOMEN!! I am not saying she is a child… i just can’t imagine being in a relationship with someone that much older than me… that was what the tweet was about

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8 months

Who’s got that one dance moms clip

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4 years

don’t trust mfers that don’t eat their twix like this

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1 year

@normalmadeline He was just a silly whimsical guy 🤪

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2 years

@biscuitbitch19 FHDIHDBS OF COURSE THIS WOILD HAPPEN TO ME

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@carosvenus Ugh you’re probably so right

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4 years

@Clodstriff @darth_erogenous not paul rudd😭 i love that ant farm show

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2 years

the waiters at applebees coming out from the back after this girl leaves

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2 years

This is so triflin lmaoooooo

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@kermiesippymilk

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@A25Films Omg now I have to look into this…

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2 years

Billy Eichner posting from the theater

billy eichner

@billyeichner

2 years

Last night I snuck in and sat in the back of a sold out theater playing BROS in LA. The audience howled with laughter start to finish, burst into applause at the end, and some were wiping away tears as they walked out. It was truly magical. Really. I am VERY proud of this movie.

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2 years

@ihatethewealthy @zephyrvillanova That makes so much sense now…

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7 years

@TeamFrankDaily no one cares about that fight we just want to see frank

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2 years

@SammiSekushi You should never ask a woman her age! Haven’t you ever been told that before!!!

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2 years

The worst person you ever met just fell to their knees…

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

2 years

‘SUCCESSION’ is confirmed to end with Season 4.

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

When I was 9 I had a space behind my bed and every night I would check to make sure osama bin laden wasn’t back there

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@kermiesippymilk

7 years

@ all bh stans when they meet nick

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9 months

@normalmadeline Letterboxd should be private like a confession with a priest.

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8 months

Okay I swear last one but I love Jill’s dancing

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@wokepiece

8 months

Who’s got that one dance moms clip

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2 years

@geccco2k Oh my god please

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1 year

My personal favorites

Izzzyzzz

@IzzzyzzzArt

1 year

going through the JustGirlyThings archives and found this one from 2012

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

@sethrb102 I’m married and have 32 husbands and 61 children. NEXT!

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

People getting mad at her but where did she lie? You bitches can’t even see a video of someone restocking their fridge without writing a dissertation on the exploitation of hotel workers or whatever

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

2 years

Jennifer Aniston reportedly said that “comedy has evolved, movies have evolved.” "Now it's a little tricky because you have to be very careful, which makes it really hard for comedians, because the beauty of comedy is that we make fun of ourselves.” ()

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2 years

@onthedlsfv @marshmyouillow Yeah and I’m pretty sure they made a button specifically for retweeting. I don’t remember them adding a steal tweet button but maybe I haven’t gotten there yet!!

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@Hedgegod_xotwod Because this is twitter and i can post about whatever I want

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Buccal fat removal is getting insane

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

2 years

Soldier’s face after four years of war, 1941-1945

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

This is a picture I found of my great great grandmother after she was married in Mount Airy❤️ love her

Nιƈσʅҽ Dσʅʅαɳɠαɳɠҽɾ

@nbabybell

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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2 years

People have a problem with me pointing out an age gap when the real problem is that men will never see women over the age of 30 as inherently attractive. It’s always “she looks good for her age.” Maybe concern yourselves with that instead of calling me a loser!

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@kermiesippymilk

8 months

Posting my other favorite

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Who’s got that one dance moms clip

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2 years

@HeinzUK i can’t believe you’re supporting the queen after it came out that she was using heinz ketchup on the fetuses that she consuming once a year to stay young…

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

Rude to post my stuff but at least everyone finds my name funny 👍🏼

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

Who is we? If I remember correctly I’ve always said he just looks like a south Jersey Wawa gas station attendant thank you very much.

nye ❦

@onikasdestiny

2 years

remember that era where we were all obsessed with him?

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@kermiesippymilk

1 year

The way he giggles at her when he opens the door in the first video…

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@laeswrld

1 year

third wheeling your boyfriend and bff is crazy

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@kermiesippymilk

1 year

Im constantly saying “with my good friends Peter and Cleveland”

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@danlehnermusic

1 year

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

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@kermiesippymilk

3 years

about to kill myself in front of everyone at the cvs pharmacy rn

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@kermiesippymilk

11 months

@mslauramac Maybe we’ll be featured in itysl season 4

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@kermiesippymilk

1 year

“That’s so mean the mom probably has an eating disorder:(“ like im sorry but as a mother you need to protect your children from eating disorders, nor enforce them.

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@icyycaIs

1 year

help 😭😭😭

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

People in my replies like “you think a 16 year age gap is bad? When I was 12 my boyfriend was 57 and we had plenty to talk about!” Okay… anyway can I have your mothers phone number I need to speak to her.

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

Mr beast when the 1001 blind person shows up for their surgery

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

Okay so basically phoebe I trusted you to at least keep control of yourself like really? Kissing matty Healy in front of bo burnham during a pandemic while engaged and a crisis in Ukraine? Girl bye.

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@concertleaks

2 years

phoebe bridgers with matty healy and bo burnham

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@kermiesippymilk

9 months

Okay am I in a cuckoo clock or did everyone forget these are real people who really were sex trafficked and raped and assaulted ?

Thomas White

@len0killer

9 months

If you get molested by Stephen Hawking, that’s on you

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

People are worried about Pete Davidson meanwhile Drake is out here considering proposing to the cashier at JC Penney

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

2 years

Drake copped a new custom diamond necklace called “Previous Engagement” made of 42 engagement rings, representing the 42 times he thought of proposing to different women but he decided not to‼️😳🔥💎

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@aeneIIe I literally didn’t say that. I wouldn’t want to be in a relationship with a 40 year old man cause I would just be cringing the whole time. My tweet was my opinion lmao … I love women!

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@kermiesippymilk

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My mom plays this same game with me every morning

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Pop Crave

@PopCrave

2 years

Hailey Bieber steps out wearing 'Nepo Baby' t-shirt.

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

Remember when Alec Baldwin posted the anniversary of him killing this poor woman

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

I fucking did it, I found visual proof that Grimes and I were friends in college lmao. Was going through some old photos found some snapshots from my old digital camera of Frosh week at McGill 2006. We were legit good buddies that first semester. I miss her

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

Aww he noticed me:)

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@kermiesippymilk

8 months

Do normal people still exist or is everyone just like this now

Matthew Yglesias

@mattyglesias

8 months

I love this photo because it invokes primal reactions in people. They are the couple everyone wishes they were in high school. They represent the summun of popularity and success. Those who fall short this ideal cannot help but feel the sting of envy. A mirror into your soul.

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

The difference between Chris Evans’ relationship and mine is that I have to be more cautious when doing jump scares with my boyfriend because he’s SOOOO old the doctor said any slight startle could stop his heart for good.

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

As your average South Park apologist, I find it really funny that transphobes are taking a clip from an episode showing a character that is consistently mocked as being the worst person ever and using it as some sort “look! Even this satirical cartoon thinks we’re right!”

Ian Miles Cheong

@stillgray

2 years

South Park is now taking on the transgender bathroom issue. Nailed it.

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

I thought Tom Nook was a the lead singer of Radiohead

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

WHO CHANGED HIS PICTURE TO THIS ??!!??? 😭😭😭

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@UnkleDell personal favorite

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

That fuck ass bob

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

2 years

Maya Hawke in Wes Anderson’s ASTEROID CITY

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@kermiesippymilk

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We all know who’s who

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@kermiesippymilk

1 year

like you weren’t fueling the hate train 3 days ago😭

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@islandthembo

1 year

The internet is so terrible like these are just three girls having innocent fun…

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@kermiesippymilk

7 years

sad cause nobody wanna suck my willy now I'm sad everybody wanna suck my willy -rupi kaur

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

Now that he has a taste for human flesh there’s no stopping him. We’ve created a monster

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

2 years

Matty Healy sucked a fan’s thumb at a recent The 1975 show.

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

A 50 year old man CANNOT date a 55 year old woman do you hear me? That is DISGUSTING! And a criminal offense!!!! Arrest them all.

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@kermiesippymilk

7 years

everyone tweeting “i can’t wait to die in the brockhampton mosh pit🤣” but this is the reality of it

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@kermiesippymilk

1 year

@ih8jimmyfallon People are so obsessed with being medicated/having something wrong with them

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@kermiesippymilk

1 year

Umm I mean maybe..

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@kermiesippymilk

1 year

The succession audience is so weird like how are the people tweeting about how hot the old men of that show are watching the same thing that my parents have intense discussions on Monday morning about

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@kermiesippymilk

3 years

college professors don’t even take into consideration that some of us may be running steve harvey update accounts on twitter and we don’t have time to prepare for finals

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

popping my pussy to a drug lecture cause frank ocean is associated with it

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

Serving the other guests their meals maybe

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@kermiesippymilk

2 years

And is the “Hollywood elite” in the room with us right now?

Jeffree Star

@JeffreeStar

2 years

In 2020 I was going to expose everything… In a matter of days, the Hollywood elite tried to ruin my entire career, villainize me and flooded the news with lies to discredit me. If you guys only knew the truth about what they are doing to Britney & Kayne.

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It’s crazy how the internet has not progressed at all in 10 years. Literally just two days ago the girl from Home Depot went viral. Time is a flat circle