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@kenzidiot
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perfect tits gf appreciative bf
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@kenzidiot
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i muted this bc i didn’t expect it to go out of my friends but to clarify: -he’s an ex not just an old friend -he’s incredibly offline so he will never see this -i almost won a banjo at work but didn’t hence the banjo inquiry
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of course it’s a j name smh
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he used his full government name bc last time he texted me i said who dis lol
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@heykelechi the chokehold that the green jacket had on me was intense
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@lNTERNETBBY her smile at the end is so cute too
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@goblinsbtrippin a very logical train of thought clearly
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let him finish on my tits called it a chestnut
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@kenzidiot
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all titties are good titties, small titties, big titties, perky titties, titties that have a lil hang, right is bigger than the left titties and vice versa, fake titties, real titties, ALL TITTIES ARE GOOD TITTIES!
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finally above 40 degrees in washington
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@pilateswife the cost of pride is less than the cost of a banjo i guess 😌
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i looked hot yesterday send tweet
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jesus died 4 your sins but would you take a bong hit 4 jesus?
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feeling like (o˘◡˘o) ♡
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cassie from euphoria
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Girls be like “this is my best friend in the entire world” and then fuck that girl’s boyfriend
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i worship daily 🙏
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i’m a visual learner
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@Skoog the people said stop letting men have podcasts and today spotify listened
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been feeling a little too confident lately
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@kenzidiot
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as sweet as tupelo honey
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genuinely pissed i don’t have a dick and will never know the feeling of helicoptering
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real
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sunset lamp makes me glowy
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@AmberSmelson please tell me u declined their venmo request omg
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me n who (i’m red)
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frog and toad drip
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this set is so cute ft the line on my tummy from my leggings
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are you having a good day or do i have to have one for you?
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the word assassinated has so much ass and for what
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i didn’t get the full song bc i was trying to focus on the show but then they put john up on the big screen for i’ve got a feeling and plans changed
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would you hire me be honest
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some days u don’t feel like wearing pants and today was one of those days
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birthday set 🥳
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need
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respectfully i need to get railed
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had to take a break from getting ready to pet tobey
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@lelequelindo he hasn’t texted me in like 6 months so i’m guessing he thought it meant semiannually? 😂
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I saw this and thought of @youngbabycoco
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it’s my birthday i’ll wear a skort if i want to!
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my type is men who hate me
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@itsonlyaubrey Ruby (pictured) is a cat of many talents
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@craptaps @olsencassidy i don’t want to admit i cry laughed when i read this but i cry laughed when i read this
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@thetravellingho i have not responded but also where was the apology 😭
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moon belt and necklace activated
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mama met my bf last night :’)
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she flexible and she recycles? too much power for one woman
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making a sweater
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@amirrorballll i think my friends would kill me if i texted back 😭
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chef’s apron stays ON during sex
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brain is empty no caption ideas happy friday tho 😈
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my office is sooooo messy
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no other candy holds a candle to these bad boys
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please excuse my dark ambient swag
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@Banjo_Slim is the free banjo worth the mental strain of dealing with this man tho
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joot scootin’ boogie
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would you pet his belly be honest
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made a big ole chunky blanket
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tw// do you know how good it feels for the bed you were assaulted on to be hauled out of your house and your new one brought in? i am so happy i could cry i feel like a weight has been lifted
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i am having a really good day
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i masturbated while watching the sopranos and now i fear i’ve irreversibly messed up my brain
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i deserve a forehead kiss every time i deal with a mild inconvenience
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the photo he took of me last night 😭
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behind every man who took a photo of their girlfriend saying “you look so beautiful” is a woman horrified at the photo he took
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i used my foot to take this pic 💯
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@_chase_____ pro-tip a lot (not all) of self checkouts have a volume button and u can mute the voice 😎
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u ever seen 2 cuties at brunch together
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@kenzidiot
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topher grace passed away suddenly today, they think it was a blood clot since he passed so quickly. my sweet baby was only 2 and i am so sad i will never get to pet his belly or see him snuggle his brother again. i will love and miss you forever my sweet little tofu
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@kenzidiot
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wow i changed a life today
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off to go see the love of my life aka paul mccartney
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mushroom nightlight :’)
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who up using their big boob cream?????
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watching love is blind after the altar knowing both jarrette and iyanna AND danielle and nick have since divorced
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my shin piece is finished can you tell i’m happy about it
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who wants to be a little gay and high together
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The Besties Beaker 💖👯‍♀️💖
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hot girls have cats
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ignore my streaky mirror and instead look at my new shin tattoo
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isn’t she pretty
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customer said we are losing their business oh noooooo
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