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3MuskerBeards

@kenyan_parody

6 months

We are in hell cause we have refused to give Ruto the 2.75%

Sandra Omari

@_sandraomari

6 months

Why is it so hot?😭😭😭

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

Turmeric is an essential spice for poverty

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@pilsner_baridi

4 years

3rd world country Netflix adaptation

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@kenyan_parody

2 months

Me trying to count the fucks I give

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@Kenyans

2 months

MP Kuria Kimani loses 10,000 chicken, 3 cars and damage to his Molo house during anti-finance bill protests

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

When I say it’s not even a competition and her and her descendants have a seat in heaven cause of this banger, I mean it

Honey Pot 🍯

@Miss_Patriciah

2 years

What is the best Kenyan Gospel song ever made?

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Unequal distribution of wealth and or unexplainable wealth isn’t an economic indicator. And no I’m not fun at parties

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

When I text you this 🇸🇪 I mean eat before you come over

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@kenyan_parody

5 years

I repeat Nike should make Eliuds. My man's should have his own shoes like Jordan did

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@kenyan_parody

2 months

I lost my ID and insurance card along All Saints yesterday while peacefully protesting this punitive finance bill. This morning as I’m just about to take a pic for new ID, my insurance calls, gives me a number to call. I call and he says he has my identification in Githurai. 1/n

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Ghana is not a real country, it's a huge Airbnb. We've never seen any picture of a Ghanaian in Ghana, just celebrities in Ghana.

sara yasin

@sarayasin

2 years

everyone is allowed one conspiracy theory, as a little treat

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Scientists at Nairobi University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Abraham, might have looked.

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

A B O L I S H V I S A S W I T H I N A F R I C A T O A F R I C A M O V E M E N T

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@kenyan_parody

2 months

I keep saying the closure of Uhuru Park is more of denying us the right of Political Assembly over and above everything. Symbolically the park scares them. It has been center of all KE revolutions

James Smart

@jamessmat

2 months

Whatever is happening at UHURU PARK is exactly what this park was meant for. Not the other deranged proposals...

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@kenyan_parody

7 months

When the email finds you well and leaves you unwell

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@kenyan_parody

7 months

R Kelly is in jail. John Legend is a weirdo pretended like Kanye didn’t make his career. Usher might disrespect my marriage. Kayamba Africa it is

SpiceFM

@SpiceFMKE

7 months

Who do you pick? 😍😍

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@kenyan_parody

5 months

Honestly ‘Not Mudavadi, Maybe Mudavadi, Almost Mudavadi’ is really distracting me from listening

Gabriel Oguda

@gabrieloguda

5 months

The fear is gone, and the floods are gathering.

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@kenyan_parody

2 months

Venye kunaenda nikama next watatengeneza Hologram ya Kibaki ituongeleshe 😂😂😂😂

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@kenyan_parody

2 months

My heart melted. He himself was in a very threatening situation from police brutality last night, but held on to my documents until he could also confirm my safety. Oh my God. We are really United. His text to me “the fight for our country lives on” n/n

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

This dude talks to us like we are Kahush lmao, 😂

KBC Channel1 News

@KBCChannel1

4 years

CS Kagwe: One of these days that denial will disappear very fast. There is COVID-19 #CoronaVirusUpdate ^CW

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

Wuhan has to be number 1

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@Delta

3 years

Name a city that changed your life.

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Idk maybe if Djs actually played better music the clubs hazingefungwa. Must have been hell listening to Machoooo Monalisa from Wed-Sun for 52 weeks. 😩

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@kenyan_parody

5 years

You... your favorite book is Gifted Hands, and you wear the left earphone on the right... your idea of an epic night is getting a table at Milan, but... that’s ok. You...don’t know better... because you've dated Subaru niggas in the past... but I can fix that... I can fix...You

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@kenyan_parody

1 month

Blankets inaweza transition to Maandamano 😂

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@ImbayiK

1 month

Why are there cops outside TRM?

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@kenyan_parody

1 month

Before you jump on this purchase, remember you can’t use illegal movie and series stream sites on here.

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@kiruti

1 month

Just received an email: Starlink is even cheaper at Ksh 29,999 down from Ksh 45,500 . @SpaceX is not messing around

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@kenyan_parody

2 months

Without knowing hospitals are showing us through this how they work together with certain individuals at NHIF to steal money. The best thing out of these current Maandamanos and aftermaths is wananchi we are getting a lot of exposure on things

Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

@Honeyfarsafi

2 months

Nomad hospital from Marsabit collaborated with a teacher from Marsabit boys school named Shafi Ali Omar and forged documents of the injured amounting to 150K. The comrades of Marsabit joined hands and were even willing to go to the school and hospital until they returned the

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@kenyan_parody

9 months

Every time I see an absurd price on a Kenyan house listing, this always comes to mind 😂😂😂😂

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@rinigkk

9 months

34 mill for that tiny kitchen & shower & to have neighbors so close by is nasty business

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

Yes but I've never seen a brand drop a 10 year lead, they really haven't innovated much after the initial innovation. Fintech brands come here for days study M-PESA and go back home and come up with M-PESA 3.0. Huku they just increase transaction fee 😩

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

Jay Z’s wife copied this video shot by shot

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

I am usually so heavy on the “tell me ukifika” especially on this month

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

Could be a wedding could be SDA choir practice

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

Me when Kanye grew and started leaving Coodie behind #JeenYuhs

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

How will I explain to people in 2022 that that was the best option 😂

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@kenyan_parody

1 year

This just proves that no matter your skin color, no matter your gender, no matter your nationality, no matter your continent, no matter your academia; you’re not impervious to Nabii’s lies. Everyone gets caught one way or the other

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@vonderleyen

1 year

Kenya’s ambitious target of 100% clean energy by 2030 is an inspiration for other countries. The Roadmap on Green hydrogen will support Kenya towards that goal. It’s already a success story, powered by #GlobalGateway .

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@kenyan_parody

3 months

Don’t let that Sifuna guy hide amongst us with if we being honest unfunny tweets. As SG of his party he should be put to task. From today till voting day he should be updating us how many MPs from his party have vowed to attend and vote no. Kazi kwake pia yeye si RT na QRTs

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@kenyan_parody

8 months

Maybe starting a tech company isn’t it, sewage collection will be the future. Let me start getting my shit together

Duke Laston 🇰🇪

@dklaston

8 months

Chinese are not joking… proposed residential apartments in Westlands. Few years from now, the minimum height of this apartments is going to be around 30floors ! What do you think of nairobi and high rise apartments? Will the current infrastructure sustain these projects?

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@kenyan_parody

11 months

Also fun fact the 😍 side is viewed as a premium side on a Newspaper. More expensive to buy ad space on that side

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@sipheshezie

11 months

Unpopular opinion:

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@kenyan_parody

5 years

Hi. Tea leaves, but I'll stay.

KYMBERLI 🇰🇪🇺🇬

@Kymberli254

5 years

Chai ya saa kumi ☕️✨

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Imagine being late to work and trying to explain that this is what happened

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Looking back, shoutout to Capital FM for having ‘Rick Dees top 40’ when we were growing up, it really expanded our music palate

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

The fact that someone can be a dollar millionaire from working in public office is the problem here

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

The real winners are out celebrating

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@kenyan_parody

4 months

We’ve heard enough. Give him a job at NRG already.

Big Daddy L💿

@Colonel_edu

4 months

Government should arrest this jamaa

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Chebukati when Cheburounders walks in

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Anyway if anyone knows this copywriter, kindly tell them this is levels *slow claps*

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

If your family knew the only danger you'll face here ni enjoyment

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@kenyan_parody

1 year

The man who was super stressed by 73M USD, got stressed by 37M USD, got stressed by 3.5M USD, then by 800K USD, then 129K USD, then at 1.2K USD he knew it was over. Finally smiled when he saw 20 USD. Damn. Franklin Saint. Give it all to Damson Idris & the whole #SnowfallFX

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

If only Baba used a lawyer from Mang’u instead

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@kenyan_parody

5 years

I'm their prisoner, yani niko Jhelani

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Is that Asap Kaloki?

ShambaLaNyama🐂

@ShambaLaNyama

2 years

You should see the comments on Tiktok.

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

When I'm not in the gym or at the OONTZ, I make ads and I think I'm pretty good at them. Client: K24 Plus Brief: Guys give us funny creativity Concept: Pay only for what you like Idea: Make the worst parodies ever 😂 Outcome: What were we thinking Thread RT 1. KENYANOVELLA

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@kenyan_parody

4 months

I have a poem

MrBeast

@MrBeast

4 months

To celebrate my 26th birthday I’m giving away 26 Teslas on my instagram 🎉

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Anthony Joshua right now

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@kenyan_parody

1 year

The Citizen Reporter rushing to Naivas Ruiru

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@kenyan_parody

7 months

They were so random ironical. lol how can you be twins but still drop a banger called ‘No One Like You’

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

@spazzle_ Me I only fear God and Beyonce fans

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@kenyan_parody

1 year

😂😂😂😂😂😂 “fuck them kids”

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

Copywriters on the TL what’s the biggest brand name you came up with? I’ll start ‘Ajab’ the flour all you guys love

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@kenyan_parody

1 month

Yaaani Ruto sucked up to the imperialists so much that we’ve become like them. Finishing number 11 & 12

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

Homie said his government misappropriates KES. 730,000,000,000 per year so what is an extra KES 2,000,000,000 and you still gonna vote for his deputy

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

The 2011 - 2014 House/EDM Era was umnatched.

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@kenyan_parody

4 months

There are Rwandese in Rwanda who can casually speak Kinyarwanda, English, French and Swahili. The average Kenyan speaks Kiswahili, English, their Vernacular and Sheng. World is beyond whiteman territory

The Ludificatorypogonophobian

@TLiterarian

4 months

People who speak more than 2-3 languages to native fluency literally do not exist. 99% of so called hyper polyglots are lying to you (and themselves)

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@kenyan_parody

1 year

As opposed to?

Hussein Mohamed, MBS. (Commentary)

@husseindgcomm

1 year

President working round the clock !

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@kenyan_parody

1 year

This tweet gets funnier every time cause a colleague told me Moko once did a brand activation with a car on the mattress and it didn’t compress 😂😂😂😂

bigmomma

@laurratteN

2 years

Moko mattress nayo ukilalia lazima uwe na kiti karibu, unaamka upumzike.

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

Cocaine & hot water >>

The_finance_guru 🦋🦋🦋

@I_wanna_meria

4 years

I just want a flat tummy 😭😭😭 how long will this struggle take

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@kenyan_parody

5 months

When I send you this I mean “fuck it, I’m done” #ShogunFX

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@kenyan_parody

5 years

Yesterday I was in the same club with my boss, my former boss, my ex, my old white whale, the girl I kinda sorta like, a girl someone tried hooking me up with and didn't work, the person who tried hooking me up and a crush. 😂 In short Nairobi ni dot

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@kenyan_parody

10 months

No one in their actual pragmatic mind is targeting 19-24 at concerts. Zero to below zero spending power, losses to vendors, hard work to security…

Miss Amazing

@miss_amazing__

10 months

I get surprised kuona wamama na wababa wa 25 years and above wakienda concerts ...juu kwani mlikua mnafanya nini at age 19-24? Mlikua mnadoo?

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

The president running to the kitchen for another snack

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@kenyan_parody

7 years

"What does #Covfefe mean?" "Nobody knows, but it's provocative!"

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2 years

Hamilton after driving that smokie pasua trolley

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

Why is M7 dressed like he has an open mic at Alchemist?

SokoAnalyst

@SokoAnalyst

3 years

Famed artiste Akon and wife, Rozina, have today been hosted in Rwakitura by President Museveni and First Lady Janet Museveni. The musician is part of a delegation of investors from US seeking to set up shop in Uganda #SokoNews

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

TL asleep? I hope not. Let's strong arm the police to arrest Babu. Creatives let's create layouts and billboards. Let's create a paybill, changa money and buy media at prime spots near all police stations. Guys let's do this. Let's show we won't stand by and watch impunity. RT

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6 years

The worst thing about January is pretending you're broke.

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

Since Uhuru has taken us back to 2020 then apunguze PAYE tena bana

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

I know it’s banter lol but for those who don’t know, RedBull doesn’t even make the energy drink. They just package it and market it. RedBull as a company is solely a marketing company that ventures in sports content 😂.

Monka

@monyquexo

2 years

If you make cars and engines, focus on that. If you make energy drinks, focus on that.

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@kenyan_parody

1 year

Really loving the beef happening between YouTubers and the English Media 😂😂😂. Mark Goldbridge isn’t taking any prisoners 😂😂. I love it. I love him

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

How the Kenyan medical industry sees Resolution Health

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

United pretending to be shit before playing Liverpool

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@kenyan_parody

5 years

This legit ass happened to me 😭😭. Kuna time we katad the waters mad. So loool my homies always confused Kitengela and Athi River. Nikaekwa kwa mat ya Athi "huyu amelewa asitoke". I'm trying to explain to passengers I live in Kite kila mtu ako "ni sawa tutakufikisha nyumbani" 😭

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

"Last cuddle before Kenya 💙"

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@kenyan_parody

1 year

She served her tea? Tea? She served her tea instead of Pastor?

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@Kenyans

1 year

First Lady Rachel Ruto serves tea to Italy's First Lady Laura Mattarella at State House

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

Another Alhamdulillah pretendingvto be an Inshallah

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@kenyan_parody

7 years

Using your phone while your window is open in a matatu. A thread!

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@kenyan_parody

3 months

Thank you Madam President for your concern

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@Kenyans

3 months

US Embassy issues safety alert to US citizens over Finance Bill 2024 protests

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Fuck it, I knew our education was trash, he just made me angrier

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@kenyan_parody

1 year

If I ever get wash wash money, I’m opening a club first floor Mirage and calling it Inter

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@kenyan_parody

1 year

Ukisahau kondoo yako tao

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

I guess now we know the answer to “what would Dave Chapelle have done if it was him” 😂😂😂

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Theoretically speaking, that group grew and blew up but refused to grow up with their core fans. If they do research they’ll assumably find out that majority of their fans are in their 30s and most people in their 30s just don’t want to be waiting for you at 3AM. Period

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@kenyan_parody

10 months

We really are. Lost 40% of USD circulation when UG pulled out on oil. Losing to coffee cartel. Tourism at a low. Highest FDI i.e., remitters pissed by how they’re treated cause of custom tax Business environment too harsh one of the biggest GDP contributors opting to try TZ

Dennis Wangila 🇰🇪

@Scracherkings

10 months

Losing on all fronts

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

Which celebrity death hurt you the most? For me it was Mac Miller and Nipsey Hussle

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@kenyan_parody

9 months

Any alcoholic story can be traced back to bad governance one way or the other. So maybe bad governance is the real killer

Chebasak

@Chebasak_

9 months

The silent killer of the youth in Kenya right now is alcohol.

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@kenyan_parody

4 years

Covid 19 isn't an equalizer. The wealthy are getting stimulus packages the poor... nothing. The wealthy are getting cash bail of 15k when they break rules the poor... killed or beaten by police. The wealthy have ICU beds in their homes the poor are dying in their cars

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@rinigkk

4 years

Covid-19 cuts across all classes. The equalizer we don't want but need.

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@kenyan_parody

5 years

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Katalia🌿

@_TshegoX

6 years

51. What's your favourite song by Jordin Sparks?

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@kenyan_parody

6 years

Petition to have @KURAroads build a footbridge between Mirage and Chiromo. Cause this is a daily near death experience. Cc @MikeSonko

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@kenyan_parody

2 years

Again I’m not fun at parties, so lol, Kenyans actually were part in sensitizing ChatGPT 😬. So this makes sense

Nyabuto

@PeterNyabuto

2 years

Sijui kama mumenotice these AI things write the way we used to write 844 compositions

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@kenyan_parody

7 months

Uhuru Park has played a part in pretty much every political milestone/revolution in Kenya. And with the current angst and dissent from the mwananchi, this long closure might just not be coincidence. Freedom of assembly is probably being purposely denied

STAKABADDIE

@gufydox

7 months

It’s another sunny Saturday afternoon and @SakajaJohnson still has Uhuru Park as his own backyard.

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

6. WESTERN - You know what would have made this piece 10 times better? Tumbleweeds 😂😂

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@kenyan_parody

3 years

Yes the overdub on Kenyanovella was done badly but that was on purpose, that's how committed we were to the parody 2. 'BOB' THE LIFE COACH - Lol we all know this dude and his ridiculous seminars and charges Also this was too funny when making haha, this guy is a real talent

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@kenyan_parody

1 year

Literally did a brand campaign in sheng last year as target audience metric with the thinking of it being a coded language for those who know know

Dr. Njoki Ngumi

@njokingumi

1 year

Sheng' is designed this way VERY intentionally to best serve its main characters, and esp the need to stay many steps ahead of surveillance, for a multiplicity of reasons. By the time a trend is set and is going mainstream, real Sheng' has long moved on

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