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Dear Moses Kuria,
So after a solid 5 years of calling Luos “kihii” & heaping undeserved praise to Ushuru, you now realize that he hasn’t given the best for Central Kenya? So if you from the president’s backyard is crying foul, Imagine how we from Western must surely feel now.
I was raised in Mumias & went to the same school as Rashid. He proudly dropped out at around class 2. He’s been well-known in Mumias as a bully & a crook. My expectations for Echesa being CS were clear: incompetence. It therefore comes as no surprise that he’s trafficking humans.
@alpontif
@ThomasVLinge
How exactly is Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, a sovereign state, appropriate and “not settling for less?” Can you kindly make those of us who think otherwise understand?
@jonniewan
@Kenyans
Who knew Diamond was coming?? Stop lying to yourself bro. That was a surprise appearance. Reality about to kick in for you KK guys.
“NEVER” trust your tongue when your heart is bitter.” We all are bitter at this time. However, let this picture speak for me. In Somalia, Muslims are battered & killed on a weekly basis by Al Shabaab. Let’s not direct our anger towards them. They are victims too
#riversideattacks
Dear Kenyans,
When you’ll finally get tired, there’ll be less online yapping & more street/actual protests. Currently, you aren’t tired: hiding in the comforts of Twitter. Clearly, online protests aren’t doing working. Viva!
Regards,
Concerned Kenyan.
#DissolveTheGovernment
I’m pissed off seeing people claim that we’re bitter for questioning why
@ItsBravin
is missing from the anonymous
#KOTAwards
. I’m not bitter coz it’s the first time I’m hearing of the award. But it’s annoying that even after elections, IEBC traits have followed us here🌚.
@DonaldBKipkorir
Ridiculous coming from a lawyer. Didn’t know that such a “learned” mind could also suffer from inferiority complex! You can’t let an elephant trump on you just because of ur size. African allies are abandoning the US for China. Just a reminder, usidharau wembamba wa reli.
@rein__hard
@DCI_Kenya
Two people died. Not everything revolves around a reward. I am sure you’d want assistance for free if it were your relative or friend. It’s just a matter of being responsible citizens.
@KeruMuragu
@RodgersKipembe
Nope. We still have some manual votes coming in (the ones not inserted in the kiems). And guess what? Most or them are from Kakamega, lower Eastern, and Mandera-Garissa 🙃🙃.
Bring on PSG, they said!
Bring on Barca, they said!
Bring on Neymar, they said!
Well, Man Utd, Thiago Silva is no Mustafi! PSG is no Fulham. Mbappe is no Cardiff striker. Now, be humble & sit down!
#MUFCPSG
Raphael Tuju is a CS. To see a CS on a Thursday afternoon holding a presser on behalf of a political party simply shows how dishonest the presser is. Also, can Mandera county be willing to take Sonko as a buy? We as Nairobians are looking to sel with Tom Mboya street as a bonus🌚
No offense to Kenyan women but I hope you may all learn a thing or two from Alaa Salah from Sudan. You do not ask for your rights, you do not ask for space. If you feel you’re entitled to something, be courageous enough to go grab it. Slaying on Instagram won’t help you by a bit.
@alpontif
@ThomasVLinge
Do you know that the USSR only came into existence in 1922? Before that, these countries existed independently, as they currently are. What you’re saying is Genghis Khan-level stuff, where nations can just invade others at free will. I am sorry but your take is embarrassing!
@AnushkaCH44
@TimesSport
@becclancy
@Lawton_Times
@MercedesAMGF1
I swear if they do, it’ll be the biggest disappointment & let down for us fans. I mean, I don’t care if Max retains the championship, but the FIA can’t get out of this scotts free. It hurts so much whenever I replay Masi’s “Toto, this is motor racing.”
@muthoka_nguni
@ntvkenya
Hahaa same way some “hustlers” on here are disillusioned supporting a multibillionaire thinking he’s one of their own, right??
Ridiculous tweet coming from Mutai. As small as it may be, the media council of Kenya is right. The fact that the New York Times has a number of accolades doesn’t mean we’ll sit & watch them fart on our faces! When a king walks naked, tell them as it is: no matter their status!
The New York Times
@nytimes
was founded in 1851, the paper has won 125 Pulitzer Prizes, more than any other newspaper, it has ranked 17th in the world by circulation & 2nd in the U.S. Media Council Of Kenya is embarrassing itself by auctioning their foolishness to the world.
And not to say the least, I feel some sympathy for
@Sam_Lulli
&
@ItsBravin
since they’re are the only influencers who’ll like your tweet and retweet it even if you have 10 followers (like me here😂😂👌). Therefore, I can conlude that the
#KOTAwards
are absolute bullshit.
The fact that Africans consistently worship whites as if they are some gods while overlooking their own is absurd. The more we do it, the further we move down the pecking order as “fools.” However much the Media Council of Kenya is right, Mutai simply chooses to feign ignorance.
The New York Times
@nytimes
was founded in 1851, the paper has won 125 Pulitzer Prizes, more than any other newspaper, it has ranked 17th in the world by circulation & 2nd in the U.S. Media Council Of Kenya is embarrassing itself by auctioning their foolishness to the world.
Can these “prophet Owuor” minions & idiots give us a break here! Yours is far beyond stupidity. You make me believe your “church” is a cult. What are ya’all doing on Twitter yet your “prophet” vigorously preaches against social media?? Cheap cons!
#SomeoneTellNjokiChege
Why are you celebrating on
#SonkoHelpsTurkana
?? This is what the crooked “leaders” want. We are better than handouts. We need permanent, long-term solutions. Tomorrow, Sonko may not be around to help. Who will? It’s time we rise above handouts. Let’s hold people to account.
Basically, here’s Amina Mohamed’s reasoning: arrest over 74000 of the best & savvy minds in Kenya over 7.5 billion debt. Jail them, feed them in prison, cater for their healthcare needs for a few years: costs you approximately 20 billion. Who hired this lady? Madness!
#HELB
@WaguraMuriu
@ahmednasirlaw
You have spoken my mind. I have worn mitumba at one point. But genuinely, if you gave most Kenyans the luxury to choose, most would prefer shopping at Mr. Price, Vivo Kenya etc. Then how do we get here? We begin by bolstering our local manufacturing sector.
@jimimkenya
@kuriasolomonK
If you’re a baba supporter, you should be finding popcorn and coffee😀, then sit back and enjoy the show. Things are looking real good!
@DonaldBKipkorir
As a seasoned lawyer, you ought to surely know that an airline business isn’t some potato business. You have several iPads I believe, they really can be helpful in showing you just how many airlines run out of business annually compared to telco businesses.
@XMFDU
@F1
@Max33Verstappen
You can say Hamilton fans right now but as an F1 fan, you should see the sense behind the pain. Just because it didn’t affect the person you cheered doesn’t mean it’s right. You have a moral obligation as a fan, regardless of who you support, to denounce yesterday’s decisions
While in office, you have overseen the worst administration in our history; your closest confidants have incentivized the most inhumane looting spree in history. Most honorable thing for Uhuru would be to
#DissolveTheGovernment
. As for Ruto, be ashamed of seeking public office!
@mokayah
Great analysis and thread. Seems everyone from top to bottom (i.e govt & banks) do not realize that empowering SMEs would be 100 times more economical than solely concentrating on big corporations. I was shocked at how much Nakumatt was given in form of loans.
@WilliamsRuto
Starting today, I will always tweet this under your posts: POWER IS TRANSIENT. For all the atrocities your govt is overseeing, slaughtering unarmed demonstrators, we WILL NEVER FORGET. Power is transient WILLIAM RUTO!!!
@Eduh_rotich
@RodgersKipembe
Actual polls are quite different from Twitter polls. Actual polls do not involve the hundreds of bot accounts controlled by Dennis Itumbi which often vote in these Twitter opinion polls.
If Murkomen & Ruto could tell me, how do you as a leader, owning several MacBooks at your home & flying on private choppers frequently, be proud to launch such a disgusting project?? Politics aside, I really hope Kenyan politicians can grow up & get serious some day.
With all the odds against us, pray we (Arsenal) do not pull a surprise at Anfield and fry the liverfools! I’ll turn into a devil and deny you all sleep tonight. So you better pray we lose 🤫😑😁😁. Let’s wait anyway, I do believe in miracles
@Sam_Lulli
#LIVARS
Wow! The Chinese in Kenya are ruthless! First, bring us prisoners instead of true intellectuals, second, finish up all the dogs along Thika road & SGR, takeover our business sectors, bully our workers, insult Uhuru, now evading taxes! Round of applause 👏👏🤭.
#HousemartScandal
#ArrestPascal
. Rape shouldn’t be condoned in any way, even when coming from a husband. However, this is the part that confuses me most. Let’s also not forget that Monica Kimani’s murder is still fresh in out minds. So how does a lady entertain a male stranger for 2 days?! Weird
The Nairobi School incident just asserts that African schools are basically modernized labor camps. We have “Africanized” the way we conduct things all the way from schools. Discipline can NEVER & shall NEVER be instilled through corporal punishment ffs!!
@alpontif
@ThomasVLinge
We are talking about a Russian invasion of a sovereign state - Ukraine. Other arguments concerning prior events are irrelevant in the context of what we’re talking about. And yes, using your military might to invade a country without provocation makes you evil.
@naiblogger
I really find it hard on why you guys really hate Arsenal so much; you’re often making us your talking points!! Anyway, 21 unbeaten runs with a new manager and £50 million only spent, really can’t complain 🤫😇😏.
Okay okay. It’s just come to my understanding that Uganda has added “curvy” women as a tourist attraction. I’m off to Uganda. Goodbye Kenyan slay queens 👋! Uganda twasija!
#Kenya
@josphat_karuiru
@kuriasolomonK
Hehee are you looking at numbers? I am crunching these numbers and honestly, unless something extraordinary happens, this is Raila’s race to lose. Things are looking real good for Azimio.
@alpontif
@ThomasVLinge
I am not attacking you & sorry if it came out that way. But honestly, if my country Kenya invaded an inferior Somalia, I wouldn’t feel good about it. It would be “embarrassing” for me to defend my country’s actions. The fact that you support a Russian invasion is embarrassing.
@aloysius_mbako
@alpontif
@ThomasVLinge
You can’t play defense by invading a country that’s not provoked you in any way. There are military alliances all over the world. Russia itself has military alliances. Existence of alliances such as NATO is solely for the purpose of unified defense against real threats.
@Arsenal
Admin has basically tweeted so much on Walcott today more than what Everton has tweeted about him since he joined them. Pay rise please for admin.
@Ndurika1
@josphat_karuiru
@kuriasolomonK
Where those numbers are? Right now, Ruto is leading with a slight margin yet most of his strongholds are reporting 70% & beyond. Most of Nyanza, Western, and Coast aren’t tabulating. Raila is doing wonders in Meru, Narok, & Kajiado. Can you now see where the numbers are?
@HildaMuteshi
I beg to differ. In Nairobi, realties are simply ripping buyers off! Renting is a much viable option. A mortgage is the worst loan you could take. Also, u can’t save to 15m for a house while living in a bed-sitter the whole while. It makes no sense! Live in a good house & invest.
In Britain, they mounted a million-man march to demand a second referendum vote. In Kenya, we’re still waiting to be robbed to the core in order to mount a 100k march. Misplaced priorities but
#WeShallOvercome
Someone tell Kimani Ngunjiri that his demonstrations will hurt, slow, & derail our economic & dev’t agenda! Didn’t he tell NASA the same thing a few months ago🤔? Worse still, holding a demo on dev’t for Central at the heart of Rift Valley is absurd & a disgrace to Central Kenya.
@judgeandjoory
@Rick_in_ICT
@Nrg8000
That’s the hospital right behind there😂😂. Still intact & standing. Sorry to disappoint you, you fell for terrorist propaganda.
@RonaldinhoSwag
@MintLynxx
@_sansasyonel_e
@ltarsenal
@Sport_Witness
Look here, I understand what you saying. But Arsenal has been the third best team since Christmas. Why? Because that’s when we got a real attacking mid. Fans can’t see this. But give this man two more seasons with a good squad and he’ll achieve so many things. I strongly believe.
@Abdixasan88
@waddani_5
@DavidNdii
Most democratic voters mailed in their votes. Most of those have not been counted. Nearly 80%. Sit tight & watch a sudden surge by Biden.
@alpontif
@ThomasVLinge
This is not the first or last time we’ll see states break away from each other. Ukrainians broke away from the USSR following a referendum approved by the Ukrainian people. Colonists didn’t draw the boundaries between Russia and Ukraine, or Georgia for that matter.
I refuse to shift blame to those who voted Jubilee. They believed in the regime but were failed the same way we, who didn’t support them, were failed. When the wave of revolution shall come, they’ll sure know the country belongs to us & not them.
#JubileeTumechoka
@JNyagaK2
@KibetBenard_
You probably haven’t been watching any news today. I understand that perhaps you were voting. This is not the central Kenya that we know. My God, turnout is ridiculously low!
This is the BEST response yet I’ve seen from the Kenyan security forces in years. Whenever I see RECCE squad on the ground, I get some deep surety of the situation being neutralized. Our prayers & thoughts are with all the victims of the Riverside attack. GOD BLESS KENYA.😢🙏
@niiteevanso
@ItsBravin
But even though, you cannot entrust a CS docket to a class 2 dropout. Where else in the world does that happen? A CS needs to be a strategist, a brilliant manager. Not a man who’ll want to use the docket to fill his pub with Pakistani strippers.
Lakini these Ruto bloggers amaze me. The guy doesn’t even have a competitor yet and you’re here running the
#Vote4Ruto
. Promising us a better society and the guy is the current DP. How much are you paid to portray your stupidity on Twitter? Guess what, I won’t vote a failure in.
#TujengeBizNaKOTLoyals
I sell & supply hardware both as single-unit sales & in wholesale. I specifically deal with Apple products (iPhones, iPads, Macbooks). Most are ex-US but in great condition. Phones start @ 15k.
I’m really caught in between sympathizing with Kenyans or just laughing at them🤣🤣! What do you expect when you elect a useless, illiterate bum like Waititu to govern your billions for you yet we want to lecture Ugandans on choices? Choices have consequences, here they come!
@benardNUP
@jamessmat
Umeamini Itumbi? You need to take a look at the judgment. The manual register will still be used, in instances where kiems kits fail. Poleni from Itumbi’s misinformation.
Crystal Palace hadn’t beaten Arsenal at the Emirates for more than 20 years. Wolves hadn’t beaten us fir 28 years. Seems like Unai Emery is really here to break records 👏👏👏!
#WOLARS
Barcelona has surprisingly signed De Jong & Boateng even without a single rumor linking them to the players. Arsenal, for the past month, has been obsessing over one signing, Denis Suarez. It appears we’ll miss out on him! What the hell is wrong with my club😪? Depressing!
To you who’ve often claimed that we are “jealous” of “hustler” Ruto, no one gives a damn about his endeavors. It’s now clear for all of you to see, this Weston saga is a clear depiction of what ails our country. A man without the moral authority to be called a leader! Disgusting!
My take on Bate Borisov vs. Arsenal
1. Unai Emery has got more clueless.
2. We got a “Mourinho in disguise” for a coach.
3. We were conned.
4. We are an average club.
5. We’re getting worse.
6. We need creative players.
7. We still are the BANTER FC.
8. Stan Kroenke OUT!
@JkbDonSteve
@markgoldbridge
Another Lacazette😂😂😂?!!? A player voted Arsenal’s best player last season?? The player wanted by both Barca and Atletico Madrid😂😂?!!? Stop being foolish & just take the L. Bs!
Number 2 trend in Kenya. Finally great seeing Arsenal fans unite with
#WeCareDoYou
. Even though it probably won’t get to him, I really hope that Stan Kroenke gets the message.
Now that
#ValentineIsComing
, I thought it’s a good time to promote my sister’s hustle. She bakes cakes & cup cakes around Kisumu. Deliveries can be made to major towns in Western Kenya too. A retweet won’t hurt ☺️. Her client could be on your TL🙏, please.
#MensConference2020
@2ediga
@FestoMutua1
@MzalendoAlenga
This is where you absolutely go wrong. If your generation was “shaped,” well, why is our country in the state it is currently? You should be rejoicing. This is a different generation, with a different feel of energy. Times are changing. Societies are changing.