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kscraps

@kelly_scraps

11 months

“are you wearing the- “ the sopranos puffer jacket? yeah i am.

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@kelly_scraps

4 years

if i had a boyfriend i would watch him do flips into the pool and say “that was so fucking sick babe” every time

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4 years

dudes will post “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” and then post a story of them deadlifting

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2 years

one time i broke up with this guy via voicemail and his band recorded a guitar riff over it and used it as a song intro

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2 years

one of my friends in their slut era…

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4 years

still can’t fucking believe i wasn’t invited

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3 years

if your girl acting up try giving her a little bag of shredded cheese as a snack

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3 years

girls go out drinking and wake up the next day like this

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3 years

anyway here’s wonderwall

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3 years

we are so close to this aesthetic coming back i can feel it

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1 year

this got me a boyfriend and $300 on venmo from other people who wanted to be my boyfriend

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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@kelly_scraps

4 years

being fully vaccinated and not getting covid during the entire pandemic feels like i just beat teen pregnancy

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@kelly_scraps

3 years

choose your fighter

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3 years

why does he do that

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2 years

@theelderemox luckily for us all the band did not make it past 2018

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3 years

if youre alone on valentines day, just remember, that really sucks. i personally will be getting rawed.

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4 years

i really am in a healthy relationship?????? me???????? hm.

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3 years

im sorry but it’s hard to believe 70% of my mutuals were “gifted kids” like you just got A’s in middle school relax bill nye

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@kelly_scraps

3 years

are you fucking kidding me 🥺

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3 years

the original goth gf / himbo bf

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@kelly_scraps

8 months

turn my boyfriend into a frog then turn myself into a frog, move in, live happily ever after

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what would you do with this space?

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@kelly_scraps

2 years

good for them tbh

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@kelly_scraps

4 years

@Blackkingsolom1 hope she sees this dan

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@kelly_scraps

3 years

the only life advice i can give people is to just make a bunch of rice at once. every week. if you forget to eat? rice already made. lazy? rice already made. making a full dinner? save time bc the rice is already made. depression meal? rice. already made.

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@kelly_scraps

4 years

you don’t need to have had sex with people of different genders to be valid as a bisexual. that would imply that all sexuality doesn’t begin until you have sex. you are valid in your feelings not your actions.

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@kelly_scraps

2 years

women only want one thing and it’s the scented candle advent calendar from trader joes

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4 months

being from boston is so unserious i had to explain to my bf what a duck boat was today

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@kelly_scraps

2 years

so what is up? what’s the 411? what’s has everybody been up to? what’s the hot gossip? tell me everything. what have you guys been listening to? what are the cool jams?

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@kelly_scraps

3 years

girls only want one thing and its to read a book here

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3 years

omg girl WHO is your lobotomist!!! he popped OFF youre dumb as hell!!!

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3 years

people that are confused when "happy" couples break up, how have you not learned that social media is a highlight reel by now??? further, when you love someone you want everyone else to love them too even if they aren't perfect. why is that so hard to comprehend..?

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4 years

@strawbey_ sorry your flips fucking suck

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4 years

@SkinnyKingSahil i didn’t say you

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3 years

one time i broke up with a guy and he flew to asia, took a vow of silence, and lived with monks for 6 months

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3 years

5'6"-5'10" is the perfect height for a man and you cant convince me otherwise

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3 years

they should make men funny

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3 years

i am about to see my bf for the first time in five months and my roommate won’t be home, ima invent a new way to suck dick i swear to god

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4 years

@cryb0i they’re dating

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5 years

me explaining to my boss who all the characters in @Friday_Beers content are

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4 years

told my dad i went viral and showed him the tweet and he said HA good one and that means more to me than any of ur likes

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4 years

@CoveyWrites @snitchery sorry your flips fucking suck

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3 years

thinking about this 800 sqft house in boston that’s $650,000 and rents for $2,800 a month

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3 years

how to show my tits this summer in a god honoring way

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4 years

i think as women we need to do better and stop having sex with men that listen to joe rogan podcast

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3 years

the ideal male body

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4 years

the last picture of amelia earhart taken before her disappearance in 1937 💔

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4 years

stop what you’re doing and appreciate these cottagecore queens

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2 years

this photo of glenn with his arms on the waist of both his buddies wives has haunting energy

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3 years

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4 years

if i was dua lipa i would simply dump anwar for that @Friday_Beers guy

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4 years

when an e couple breaks up

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@kelly_scraps

2 years

can we talk about the marketing genius of these though. the dark interior and half naked models made you feel like you were part of some older night club for hot grown ups which is all a teenager wants.

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This query is only for my gen z peeps. What the fuck did this used to be

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1 year

legally blonde for italians

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3 years

the runaway bunny, illustrated by clement hurd (1942)

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if theres one thing a girl can count on its for her mother to comment on her weight

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6 years

twitter is weird. facebook & insta i know what type of content i'm gonna get. i open twitter and its like am i gonna get news about nazis, yet another new ariana grande song announcement, or some girl describing her sex dreams with satan?

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@kelly_scraps

2 years

my dad is a real spongebob head

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3 years

@abbygov didn’t he know this would make me self conscious in the long run????

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4 years

i have nothing to plug but i haven’t received my full salary since March bc of covid so send me a dollar if you’re so inclined @kelly -Scarpone on Venmo or $isthatlatin on cashapp

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every girl on here after 15k followers

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4 years

whats the most embarrassing thing you ever did for an ex? mine is pretending to enjoy dave matthews band

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3 years

yeah

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3 years

malware is a beautiful name for a girl

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2 years

this is what i mean when i say i'm a gamer girl

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2 years

they should sell guns at claire’s

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3 years

i could win chopped if i had a gun

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2 years

drunk girls can have 1-2 cigarettes as a treat

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2 years

asked my boyfriend what he put in his salad today and he said “leafs”

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3 years

straight men are so weird with their friends like they won’t get changed in the same room meanwhile my friends and i all compared our pussies in a bowling alley bathroom

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4 years

so true bestie

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3 years

one of my guy friends didn’t approach these hot girls last night because “they were having too much fun without any men” and i think more of you should have that energy

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4 years

every bad bitch has made at least one tweet about soup

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4 years

ur fave 70s milf is back

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4 years

can’t wait til the girlies are all vaccinated so we can have bimbo summits again

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3 years

how im tryna be

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4 years

i have been thinking a lot about how to apologize and encountering some need to be more empathetic in my personal life so im going to write a little thread on advice/what ive learned.

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2 years

@RossiSongo no literally none of them…

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3 years

new england states ranked: 1. maine - the way life should be 2. massachuetts - sports and boston and cute coastal towns 3. vermont - vermont fucks and everyone knows it 4. rhode island- just adorable all around 5. new hampshire - rednecks & lakes 6. connecitcut- no.

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4 years

guys want you to call them daddy but then try to suck on your tits like are you my son or my dad which is it

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