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kefini

@kefinii__

22 days

Unadhani unanigongea kumbe nimemtuma akusambazie hiv💀

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kefini

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1 month

Being in bed while your siblings are getting ready for school is the best feeling ever

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kefini

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2 years

Haka kakiimba "nipo nyonyo nipo titi" kapigwe risasi 😂💀

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kefini

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4 months

"Born to fight, am ready to die" ameambia watu tusifike statehouse tutauliwa🚮😂😂

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kefini

@kefinii__

1 year

Hii trouser huyu dem amevalia inaitwa aje nadai kugift mtu wangu

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kefini

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2 years

I had a chance to bang a prôstitute after session she told me ako na masters in Business Management so after searching for a job almost 10 years on the way she got pregnant na she had to feed her baby coming from a humble background she tried every line of...

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kefini

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2 years

My boy Kenny alifanya CS last year akapata C+ na the dad alitaka arudi shule apate B plain and above mathe yake akazua so they've not been in good terms jana Kenny amejibisha babake mbaya mzee akaropokwa to that extent ya kusema yeye sio mtoto wake kumbe mathe.....

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kefini

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2 years

🙂💔😂🚮

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2 years

Damn! Si watu wanafanana huku nje

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kefini

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2 years

Who nailed it kwa Jesus movie 🔥🔥 Robert Powell or Brian Deacon

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kefini

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1 year

Dem anatoka bash saa saba usiku anacall Kenny alalie kwake juu akienda kwao maparo wake watamvuruga na ju anajua yeye husimp kwake anakubali mbio sana analetwa hujiulizi hii masaa why?? Morning ikifika dem alizidiwa kabisa kumbe kwa bash alitumia madawa excess zikamharibikia....

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kefini

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2 years

Show me any wôrst picture in your gallery than this

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kefini

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2 years

Any picture in your gallery that suggests we should fear women?

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kefini

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1 year

Madem huwa na temptations anakuja bash amevalia miniskirt na shirt akilewa vizuri anatoa shirt anabaki na bra then zip ya miniskirt inafunguliwa isimfinye tumbo so kapanty kanaonekana kiasi akikurombosea unambao unaamua kudip in vidole ametulia tu then after sometimes unaskia...

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kefini

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2 years

Wazazi kulala naked huwa tricky kuna day usiku nikiwa mdogo niliskia kuenda kususu nikauliza mum torch iko wapi akanisho kwa bed kando mimi nikashika torch kuvuta haikuji mzae akasema hiyo haina battery tafuta ingine leo ndio nimeshikanisha kumbe nilivuta kanyuinyui ka mzee 🤌😂

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kefini

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2 years

Can you guess why they were arranged in this order au huwa hufikirii beyond your nose😂

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2 years

My friend aliandika suicidal letter how his life was tough the last part read "if you ever see my mom tell her I tried my best" aliacha this letter kwangu previous night so mimi after kusoma nikafika kwake mbio morning nikapata mlango wazi roho ikaenda kuingia sikuamini

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2 years

Niliingia supermarket kubuy 1kg unga nikaona crushy na troll kubwa na vitu zimejaa luckily mzee alikuwa ametuma 18k fees so nikashika troll yangu kuimpress princes nikasanya bidhaa worth 5750/- nikapiga lap tatu hivi nikaona anaenda counter nikakimbia mbele yake aone future beb..

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kefini

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2 years

Day flani nimeamua kufukuza dem flani ju ameoverstay kwangu kusema "chukua nguo zako,,, text ikaingia kwa simu yake ju nilikuwa karibu nayo nikadhani ni mpango wake ndio nimfukuze vizuri kufungua text naona confirmed you have received 35k hadi sikumalizia from who

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1 year

Kuna time mtaa kulikuwa na most wanted criminal picha zake zikaekwa kila place wanakijiji wakaambiwa akionekana aletwe station dead or alive unapewa 200k so this new comer kwa area akapatana na huyo criminal jioni moja akamwekelea marungu akamvunja mguu na kumpeleka station....

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1 month

Kama ukiingiza kijiti kwa maskio unafeel poa hivo imagine vile madem hufeel wakiekwa mjulubeng ndani alafu bitch inakuambia you used me💀

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2 years

When Nigerians come to Kenya and realize Oga is not a big flexy word but refers to dirty mf to take a shower😭 #KenyaVsNigeria

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2 years

Bro kwani hukuona timetable mpya ya exam sikuoni hall

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1 year

Like if you see it...nahurumia boys 😂😂💀

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kefini

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2 years

Catholic church sitawahi rudi kuna Sunday niliingia huko ikafika time ya sadaka nikaona last column wanaamka wanaenda mbele hivo round wanatoa then wanarudi second last third hivo na sikuona msee akibaki kwa seat kitu ilinipea wasiwasi sikuwa na any kwa mfuko

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kefini

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1 year

Kuna church niliingia 2 years ago after nimehamia ploti flani hadi sikuwa nakumbuka ju ilikuwa just once na ilikuwa under construction so nilipata members wakipledge pesa watachanga na ju nilikuwa nimeua luku na kuna tudem hapo nikapeana 1k nikawashow account iko na...

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kefini

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2 years

Siett kuna morio wangu alishikwa na dem yake akicheat live so dem akangoja gaidi ikalala usiku akaweka maji moto ikaboil vizuri sana for almost 30 mins when she was sure that the water has boiled enough akaunda coffee apparently coffee humpunguza stress 🙂

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2 years

@atmwaks @Gerrychances @esteeam_ @Keam_254 @yvng_joh @Davinci_ke @_darkprince_r Alisema harder akaambiwa tighter

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kefini

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22 days

"Babe nakuja but namyesha" Reply as a horny boyfriend

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2 years

Are those sèx scenes in movies real?

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2 years

Hawa huwa kina nani some fine tirries 🤤😋

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2 years

Can we do a thread of beautiful church photos?

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kefini

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1 year

Simp anachat na mrembo anaghostiwa 1 week then from nowhere dem anarudi na sweet words hadi anajileta kwake but anamakesure jamaa ameshika tirries na haga kiasi alafu kanatafuta excuse kanajitoa bila kukulwa same night wanachat as if next time atakula then dem anaomba doo na vile

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kefini

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2 years

Hello @Safaricom_Care instead of 500mbs when we download the mpesa app why can't you send us something in mpesa to buy food 🙏

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kefini

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2 years

Stress ni mbaya Jana nimepanda boda flani kufika baze yangu nikashuka nikalipa na kujitoa two mins later naona ule jamaa ya boda alinibeba amenifuata nikapiga kona mbili tatu bado tu nikaanza mbio yeye pia akaanza ikabidi nisimame kama ni mbaya ikue mbaya..

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kefini

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1 year

Nikipata huyu mamaa nasettle walai

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kefini

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2 years

And you wonder why Nigerians are shit,,,, Kenya are the head of the table #KenyaVsNigeria

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kefini

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1 year

I thought ni prison break only kumbe in all her movies huyu dem huwa hadinyani kwani how pure is she🙂

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kefini

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2 years

This could be you but uliogopa kutoa babako kàfàra🙂

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2 years

Women love sex more than men that's why God gave them periods to rest🤝😂

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2 years

Jenga nyumba yako usibuy shamba iko na nyumba ya mtu kitambo na hujui history yake huku kwa neighbor ghost inawatesa nikama their shamba na nyumba iko haunted naskia wakifunga macho waombe chakula wakifungua imekulwa yote na wakikula bila kuomba chakula itakuwa na chumvi excess..

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2 years

Haka nilituma fare kakakuja na miniskirt sleepover but sikuomba sikukakula,,,kako na mawazo sana🤌😂

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2 years

Dad is asking why I hate posting on Whatsapp statuses 💔😅

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2 years

Sahizi kuna dem pahali anavalia nguo kwa mlango akisema about last night it was a mistake 💔😂

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kefini

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1 year

My boy Kenny anapigiwa simu na morio wake Dan and this is the conversation "Yoo, Kenny bro nikitoka bafu nimeteleza nikaanguka nimeumia vibaya hadi nimecrawl room kucall wazae wanakam late kuja nisaidie bro" Kenny akatoka mbio kuokolea morio wake akapata gate iko locked akaruka..

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kefini

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23 days

Unafika kwa kina dem yako alafu dadake anaeka ngoma ya zuchu "mwambieni mali yake ishaliwa" na simp haishikanishi imegongewa😂

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kefini

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2 years

I remember encountering such an absurd event and the woman in question was my pastor's wife so she became a close friend to ensure that I won't tell anyone

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kefini

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23 days

Unapiga kuku dance club waluhya wote wanakusorround

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kefini

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2 years

Kuna day tukiwa wadogo na my brothers tulikuwa tumetamani kula chapo kitu worse hiyo siku neighbors akapika wacha harufu ya chapo itupee tamaa vizuri sasa luckily wazae hawakua home so tukaagree tuende tuombe chumvi maybe neighbor atatupea tuonje

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22 days

Nimechoka kunyamazia what's the difference between moaning "Oooh" and "Aaah" during sèx?

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2 years

Nikiwa mdogo kulikuwanga na that shop things were cheap but ilikuwa far kiasi so mathe akiniandikia vitu za kubuy na price zake naenda kwa hiyo shop nabuy then nakula extra money Day flani as usual nikajua hapa kuna topup nikaingia hotel before nifike kwa duka

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2 years

My neighbor had a wife wakapata accident bibi akakua kilema jamaa akamfukuza akaoa mwingine after 2 years ex wife ule kilema amekuwa compensated 8 million now the man living in a rental huwa anapigajei ndio apate za kula na current wife hana kazi with 2 kids anataka,,

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2 years

After sex do you take selfies while on bed?

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2 years

Your rich relative once said?

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2 years

Ako ocha kwao kitui shosh anamfunza jinsi ya kutumia uchawi next year lazima umpende 💀😂

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kefini

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1 year

he took advantage of a drunk girl as if wewe pia hukuwa umelewa dem kama hataki kunyanduliwa avalie trouser ya jeans ikifika saa nne ajitoe sio saa saba unaromboseane uko almost náked na unasema rosecoco isipigwe

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1 year

Kenny was not the favourite kwaoal alisumbua highschool akaumwa ex three schools akadrop akapeana mimba yuko na bibi sahi hadi wazazi wake wakagive up akafukuzwa boma infact no one in their family wanted anything associated with him but a month ago things changed bet ya 321k...

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kefini

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2 years

Neighbor yangu flani mjaluo aliita dem sleepover as usual ikafika around 12 am jamaa akajua tumelala akaanza shughuli nikaskia twatwatwa for almost 1 hr wakajipea break ya 5 mins then zikaanza tena and it was faster mimi usingizi haikukuja I wanted to know how long it'll last

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2 years

What next after condom kubakia ndani?

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4 months

Another day to remind you funzeni your people difference ya cartoon na animation hizi aibu naona huku spendi

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2 years

After kumkula alienda choo akacheka,,,what does this mean?🤔

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2 years

Kuna day as a family tukitoka harusi chavakali on our way home to ktl tulifika forest flani kima hupenda kukimbia hapo alafu gari ikaisha pressure so ikabidi tuchange kidogo kidogo hivi jamaa nne wakafika kwa nduthi na wamebeba marungu mimi nikajua kwisha

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2 years

Niskie ati sijawahi kujipost mimi ndio huyo nataka kuvuka highway

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1 year

Kenny amepiga hustle almost 4 months akasanya doo abuy vitu za keja deal ikatokea pahali kuna some cheap furniture and electronics Kenny akajua hii ameangukia akabuy mbio bila kupewa original receipts 6 days later anabishiwa mlango na polisi reason ako in possession of....

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kefini

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2 years

Gaidi alikuwa amelala bed na madem wawili akanishow he wanted to know if he really mattered to me shenzii sana😂😂🤌

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2 years

Jana nimeenda kuunda maua za tajiri flani nikapata mathe na dem wanalia ati mercy amepotea "she was here yesterday cheerfully playing ate well I don't what happened how will we live without her I can't bare this" cried the rich mom hadi mimi nikakua emotional macho zikawa teary

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kefini

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2 years

When I joined St Anthony's boys Kitale kulikuwa na alot of bullies plus prefects kupiga regular students so ilibidi nijifanye niko illuminati everyday saa sita usiku namake sure msee ananiona naenda handball pitch nainama najifanya naabudu

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2 years

Babygirl the Alphabet has 22 letters ooh sorry they're 26 I forgot U, R,Q T 😂

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2 years

Arsenal fans are overdoing what's Saka street,,,imagine wakibeba ligi😂😂

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2 years

Kitambo nikiwa mdogo nione kijana amelewa

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2 years

Sometimes back alicheza nje after fununu kutokea mzee wa boma amepeana mimba kwingine so Kenny alizaliwa kama revenge plan kwa mzee....💀🙂

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1 year

My mumamaa wants me to increase my d!ck size yet my girl complains it's too big I don't want to lose any what should I do?

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2 years

Inaumiza kuona ule alikuwa anatuandika noise makers ndio MC sahizi anasema make some noise💀😂

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2 years

Kuna gift yoyote unafungua leo au gifts of the holy spirit zilikutosha?

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2 years

Highschool ilikuwa mode anakuja kuchukua list ya noise makers mnaitwa nje alafu kidogo anaona class ni chafu unajipata kwa list ya sweepers bahati mwaya hiyo siku hukuvalia socks makosa inatripple mkifika staffroom unaskia mode wa math akisema infact nilimwandikia see me...

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2 years

Akipiga nudes picha kutumia Snapchat 🚩🚩

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19 days

Hadi familia ikaandika success apite na flying colors na kwa roho wanajua tu ni E material

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2 years

Three girls bathing suddenly a boy appears one covered her tirries another one her pvssy the last one her face,,, between the three who was wise?

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2 years

Mama raised no fool ameangalia left right akicross one way road🤌😂

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2 years

I used kuenda hoteli naitisha chakula fiti nakula kuenda kuisha natoa mende zimekufa kwa mfuko naeka ndani ya food so nikizua naambiwa the bill is on the house kwanza kuna hotel hapo kimbo stage niliwatesa sana....🤌

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2 years

Me : Mum niko njaa tunakula nini Mum: Kuja unikule Me

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2 years

Unalala mpaka sahi na familia yenu haina mtu ako na dual citizenship 🧐

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2 years

Nimepatana na matha flani ako na kakipii kake anakaita Degree so I thought cool name kupea mtoto jina "Degree" but nikamuuliza why akanishow msichana wake alienda campus badala alete degree akaleta first born so they named the child Degree💀😂

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1 year

Me with my caring sweet beb😂😂💀

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2 years

Simping days dem alikuwa anaeka status not feeling well nakimbia kumuuliza what's up then kanasema call please nikipiga kanaongea na sauti ingine supuu kakihurumisha najipa nimetuma kitu alafu kananiuma bluetick🙂

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2 years

Ukiskia behind every successful man there's a woman this is what they mean

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2 years

Gun pointed at you what's a meme?

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2 years

Hello my name is Kefini am addicted to rosecoco 🙂

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2 years

simple work from kibanda to house manager but there was little income it couldn't sustain them one day she was walking on the street a car pulled next to her thinking she's a prôstitute she had no money so she agreed to sleep with the man and got paid well that's why she became..

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1 year

Men if you find your dad cheating will you report him to mum

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2 years

Kuna this mwendawazimu mtaa huwa anatembea naked and she has thick thighs weekend nikitoka kuona game nilimpita amelala baze flani nikaenda kumfunika kama si maboyz flani kupita huyu ningepigisha nduri💀😂

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2 years

Ati waluhya hawashikwangi na chicken pox can you guess why?😂

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4 months

Nimeona picha ya hao wezi wakuwa naked and all I can say wezi mnyoe bana💀🚮

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2 years

Akaniuliza ulikuwa unasema nichukue nguo zangu alafu? Nikajibu ulete nikufulie I want to be extra romantic to you my babes🙂

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2 years

This🔥 or That🔥

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2 years

Unalala mpaka sahi na okoa jahazi limit yako ni kobole🤌

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2 years

My girlfriend calls me handsome enyewe love love is blind.😂💀

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2 years

Kuna day tukicheza truth and dare someone saw my ugly face and dared me to be handsome, kila mtu alinyamazafor some minutes nikahurumiwa ikabidi nijitoe hiyo party💀💔

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2 years

a prôstitute now she feeds her family her daughter in a private school and things really seems good

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2 years

Nobody hates you more than a guy who thought he's gonna smash your lady

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2 years

Mkifungua campus mpatane ati beb I kept it just for you na gaidi imetoka kulana na macuzo usikubali kubebwa ufala🤌😂

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