illegally blond 🇵🇭🇵🇸 @kcdanger Twitter profile

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@kcdanger

5 years

ok interestingly this is a rly good example of emotional labor. yr working at ur dumbass job that you get up at 6am for, tired af, and someone does something they think is cute but actually is almost unbearable/makes ur job harder. what do u do? service workers know: smile, a lot

sky ferreira stan

@joshfrankstein

5 years

if someone fucking did this to me at st*rbucks I would have put my mouth on the steam wand and turned it on

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@kcdanger

3 years

proud to present my contribution to the cannon

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@kcdanger

2 months

people want this to be gay but real asians know this is an auntie cut (but not mutually exclusive)

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@mitskidata

2 months

mitski in 2014 vs mitski in 2024

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@kcdanger

4 years

rare sandras

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@kcdanger

4 months

happy june 1st it's

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@kcdanger

4 years

someone said oldest daughters are the reason that america's parents are vaccinated and I...phew

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@kcdanger

3 years

still thinking abt when the CDC was like, might u considering hitting it from the back?

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@kcdanger

6 months

and a real banger was born

1924 Live

@100YearsAgoLive

6 months

In Chicago, 24-year-old Beulah Annan is arrested for shooting her lover. As she is taken away, she pleads that “we both reached for the gun.”

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@kcdanger

3 years

I miss when the most outrageous thing the cdc told us was kindly suggesting that we hit it from the back

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@kcdanger

4 years

you know what i love?? white ppl dances from the 17th/18th centuries. they KNEW they had no rhythm and were like fire up the harpsichord bartholemew and did their lil choreographed dances where they switch partners and shit

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@kcdanger

4 years

filipinx and latinx get in the car putas we're chasing spain off of twitter

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@kcdanger

5 years

why? if u show displeasure to any degree, you run the risk of being reported on social media, yelp etc. there is no time for how you feel, you are not allowed to have an emotional reaction. you don't tolerate the action, you end up having to affirm it or lose ur income

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@kcdanger

3 years

u come to me...on the day of my transgender visibility......

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@kcdanger

3 years

with this trojan horse we will finish the work of our ancestors

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@Jollibee

3 years

¡Bienvenidos! We’re excited to bring Joy to another country as we open our first store in Spain!

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@kcdanger

4 years

sorry what's the book called

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@Rachael_Conrad

4 years

Everybody stop doom scrolling and look at this picture of LeVar Burton and Fred Rogers.

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@kcdanger

5 years

u ever seen someone get fired over a tweet??? that shit is so ugly. I worked at a restaurant where someone vaguely tweeted abt lackluster service (who knows what that means to them). mgmt contacted them to see when they were there and where they were sitting, looked up the server

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@kcdanger

9 months

I had a restaurant job where my manager had to tell me to stop bringing champagne flutes over to the table whenever anyone ordered a high life

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@kcdanger

5 years

but it's a white man doing this! great point. emotional labor is gendered, but it's also classed. service jobs are inherently feminized, and feminine labor is devalued, and often demeaning. service work catches the brunt of that, even men, but feminized bodies catch it *more*

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@kcdanger

5 years

and fired him on the spot

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@kcdanger

6 months

having parents whose first language isn't gendered is so funny bc yeah they misgender me but they also misgender the dog, strangers, friends, and other family members

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@kcdanger

5 years

if you've been to rly nice restaurants, steakhouses, etc., you'll notice they're staffed mostly by men. that's to lend to the idea that having men serve is an elevated and professionalized form of service

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@kcdanger

3 years

love to be lit adjacent, I'm like bitch maggie nelson did WHAT?! to judith butler?! in the kitchen with the candlestick?! idk I'm not fact checking this but it's wild

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@kcdanger

5 years

across the food service industry, men make more money than women. their work is seen as more "professional" whereas for a woman, it would be "natural," so their work is seen as more deserving of tips

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@kcdanger

5 years

god tho, there really are those days where you're like "I have no money but I'm down to lose it all if I could just tell one person that they were being disrespectful to me"

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@kcdanger

6 months

whenever someone is like "where are all the men like this??" the answer is always trans guys

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@filmfae

6 months

he is soooo boyfriend shaped… boys just don’t look like this anymore

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@kcdanger

3 months

omg she'd be incredible as an indoor skydiving instructor

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@kcdanger

2 months

i wish there was a way to tell bin laden that this is what they built on the ruins of the twin towers

Know Your Meme

@knowyourmeme

2 months

On this day one year ago, @kylegordon101 posted a TikTok that had a text overlay reading, "Every European Dance Song in the 1990s."

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@kcdanger

3 months

did people not...look at him?

#RIPBRAYWYATT (he/him) 🔴🌙🏳️‍🌈

@UlyssesVentura

3 months

@camandfilm The himbo from the Good Place becoming the hottest man alive was definitely not on my bingo card

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@kcdanger

3 months

@theduskykitchen like sorry the exhaust fans are just not gonna cut it

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@kcdanger

4 years

unfortunately, 10 years later, I'm still holding a grudge against justin bieber for lesbians who look like justin bieber when in fact it was justin bieber who looked like lesbians

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@kcdanger

2 years

@calebsaysthings god’s like, you think I won’t send a baby to hell?? watch this

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@kcdanger

5 years

anyway time to send this tik tok to the professor who taught me abt this lmao

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@kcdanger

4 years

me: I'm not a woman shania twain: let's go girls me: let's GOOOOOOOO

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@kcdanger

8 years

labor day is a v special american holiday where ppl with salaried office jobs get the day off and everyone else still has to serve them

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@kcdanger

3 years

thank u to organizers!!!

Jezebel

@Jezebel

3 years

Police Are Banned From New York City Pride Until At Least 2025

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@kcdanger

5 years

ty professor manohar!!!!

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@kcdanger

2 years

there used to be a BDSM AA group and when someone asked if they could bring their sub the facilitator said “if they’re an alcoholic, then yes. if they’re not, you have to leave them tied up outside unfortunately”

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@kcdanger

2 years

one million transmasc clothing brands and not a single one of them is gonna latch on to this million dollar swimwear trend. useless

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@kcdanger

4 years

besides these all being white women with blonde + brown hair, the narrowness of gender presentation says a lot abt what people want to affirm and deny about Lesbians in Media

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@kcdanger

4 years

I read this expecting to hear more about the new black panther party being fucked up/disavowed by the original black panther party, but this was actually more insidious than that. counterinsurgency is happening NOW

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@WolfTheRed

4 years

Alright. This is the last time (doubt it) I'm gonna post about this in this capacity. We're going to talk about the modern Black Panthers and especially about the ones who showed up in atlanta last weekend.

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@kcdanger

3 years

STOP SOMEONE MESSAGED ME ON L*X LIKE HEY I THINK I REMEMBER U FROM THE PSYCH WARD

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@kcdanger

4 years

fyi tho, unless you're union (😉) it's legal for anyone across the 50 states to be fired for no reason at all

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@kcdanger

6 months

he came for a submissive wife (fucking around) and met unimpressed aunties instead (finding out)

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@sighyam

6 months

they violated him. my goodness 😭🤭

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@kcdanger

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the liza minelli outlives acct going private after being a bitch about chappell is soooo funny to me

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@kcdanger

5 years

how the fuck do ppl flirt like do u just lightly roast each other until u have sex pls advise

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@kcdanger

6 months

considering finding religion again

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@kcdanger

4 years

we are being punished for not choosing samin nosrat

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@kcdanger

3 years

I'm not a lesbian but I am of lesbians, forged by lesbians, tho I think most of them are also not lesbians anymore

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@kcdanger

3 years

I'm going to fuck the duolingo owl

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@coreykindberg

3 years

every app is a dating app

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@kcdanger

3 years

there's almost nothing I recommend more than changing your look every five years enough so that no one from your past can definitively identify you

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@kcdanger

2 months

me, coming of age during the bush administration: well at least it can't get any fucking stupider than this me, ever since then:

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@kcdanger

5 years

hey while you're here, donate to lysistrata, a collective of sex workers who practice mutual aid and care

Rouge Support Network

rougesupportnetwork.org

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@kcdanger

2 years

silicone lube is so funny like I can't even be mad that there's lube on the outside of the bottle, can u imagine how slippery the factory is

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@kcdanger

3 years

*something inconvenient happens* no one: me, a catholic: I am being punished

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@kcdanger

7 months

in uniqlo thinking abt how there's so many different ways to be an asian guy with a haircut

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@kcdanger

5 months

shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

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@TheGayChingy

5 months

“Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends” kinda goes unspeakably hard

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@kcdanger

4 years

everyone wants to see Lesbians on tv but no one wants to write a butch

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@kcdanger

4 months

not to be like "when I was your age" but when I was growing up/in my early 20s I couldn't possibly imagine this number of young queer woman artists on this bill. feeling emotional about it 🥲✂️

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@concertleaks

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The All Things Go NYC lineup has been announced!

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@kcdanger

5 months

outing myself as trans by washing my hands in the men's room

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@kcdanger

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corey robin

@CoreyRobin

3 months

Enjoy your last days of freedom to criticize the top of Democratic ticket because as soon as a substitute for Biden is chosen it'll be like North Korea around here.

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@kcdanger

5 years

the real top shortage is tupperware lids

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@kcdanger

4 years

sorry, get in the coche/kotse

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@kcdanger

5 years

@dremvr @AaronLinguini you know what's fucked up is that I didnt guess, but assumed, the interactions were timed

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@kcdanger

6 years

mars missions may be all female to avoid astronauts having sex during 1.5-year journey

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@kcdanger

3 years

a classic: my food is cold bc I took too long smoking weed and picking a show

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@kcdanger

9 months

people talking about having no cool queer places to go in nyc that don't involve drinking while bluestockings is at risk of closing AGAIN like come on it's right there

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@kcdanger

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olive oil with thc in it is so funny bc once I put it in a dressing and passed out for two hours bc I ate a salad

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@kcdanger

4 years

thank u daughter comrades

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@kcdanger

4 years

for some reason the wachowski sisters being trans always makes me think that the brothers grimm were also trans but that's not rly how that works

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@kcdanger

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white gay people are the white people of gay people

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@kcdanger

4 years

please can we agree to never stop circulating this

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@kcdanger

4 years

do they even let cis people be baristas anymore

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@kcdanger

3 years

being a boy is so funny bc im like hmm what's slutty and the answer is sweatpants

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@kcdanger

4 years

wish they would take that energy to the club can u imagine

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@kcdanger

3 years

we got t gel lube yet? I'm trying to send my uterus a threatening message

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@kcdanger

3 years

(with masks on)

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@kcdanger

3 years

not as fast as weed does

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@kcdanger

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@REVELinRED more along the lines of needing to take responsibility over all kinds of things

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@kcdanger

3 years

me turning around: well anything for public health

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@kcdanger

3 years

have reached the point of summer where eating almost anything sounds gross and too hot. what are u eating pls

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@kcdanger

4 years

gonna draw a lil septum ring on my mask so ppl can still know im not like other girls

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@kcdanger

3 years

consider* :(( can't delete already funny

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@kcdanger

2 years

the four horse girls of the apocalypse

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@kcdanger

3 years

@RaxKingIsDead have u considered doing some crafts, such as putting a hole in a wall

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@kcdanger

3 years

ngl being a lesbian was rly fun these years

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@kcdanger

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@mollytaft yeah, even as someone who came out early but didn't have many figures to look up to or relate to, I feel incredibly emotional about her and the young people who are coming of age with her

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@kcdanger

4 years

everyone here is not afraid of mike pence enough for me

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@kcdanger

3 years

technically if the children don't know they're eating weed gummies, they won't realize they have to say "these edibles suck," which means they won't be activated. should be fine

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@kcdanger

3 years

AFAB all friends are boyfriends (if they want)

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@kcdanger

5 years

@Theblacknewtype @BennyWillard the pay is not proportional to the difficulty of the work

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@kcdanger

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I can't believe this man stole my flavor of tboy swag

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@kcdanger

4 months

baby they're sharing the same body

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@sweatermuppet

4 months

the homosexual & the transsexual share the same bed 🏳️‍🌈💘🏳️‍⚧️

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amazing top surgery healing

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Keanu Reeves by Annie Leibovitz

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@kcdanger

2 months

wait how did they all get on the same plane if they're coming from different places

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@blockhim2024

2 months

EVERYBODY SHUT UP the plane they use to fly the horses from all over the world to the Olympics for the equestrian events is called AIR HORSE ONE

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@kcdanger

3 years

trying to leave the house but instead sitting in each room for 10-45 min

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@kcdanger

3 years

oh my god straight people have appropriated partner so hard that allie told a realtor that their partner was gonna come see the apt and he assumed that I'm a man. fuck yall!!!!

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@kcdanger

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