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ass bandicoot

@2StarYelp

3 years

Tight pussy kind of annoying. Release me

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ass bandicoot

@2StarYelp

4 years

NY not handling this shit well LMAOOO

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@2StarYelp

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This aesthetic paired with the accent has broken my brain. I refuse to comprehend it

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@2StarYelp

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@2StarYelp

4 years

Twitter is wild bc I can tweet these two photos and y’all know exactly what I mean

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ass bandicoot

@2StarYelp

6 months

Tax return: $2,600 Me at the $2,600 store: ill take one

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@2StarYelp

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ass bandicoot

@2StarYelp

9 months

bro is furious at the sight of women lmaooooo

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9 months

This is a completely vapid and soulless lifestyle. Most of these women hop from bar to bar for free drinks and to be ogled at by men they don’t find interesting. It’s pathetic.

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ass bandicoot

@2StarYelp

4 years

This shit got me crying LMAOO

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@2StarYelp

5 years

going to fucking let loose on this poor bastard

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@2StarYelp

2 years

Name one motherfucker who got these fish cummin like me

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ass bandicoot

@2StarYelp

4 years

If any hot alternative girls from the Boston / Jersey city area are reading this; Im Single. not looking for a relationship right now tho sorry

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@2StarYelp

4 years

No, this does not fucking mean "lightning mcbean"

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@2StarYelp

4 years

I love my city

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@2StarYelp

3 years

I FINALLY FOUND IT

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@2StarYelp

5 years

White liberals who grew up in upper middle class families talking shit about Kobe Bryants death for "woke points" is a perfect example of how these people do not actually give a fuck about the black community

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@2StarYelp

5 years

i think my Uber is lost

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@2StarYelp

5 years

What are we thinking of these

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@2StarYelp

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@bobbyteriyaki Bisexuality

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@2StarYelp

3 years

say less

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ass bandicoot

@2StarYelp

9 months

paying women to hangout with you is defynot as cool as people pretend it is lol

Raphouse TV (RHTV)

@raphousetv7

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Bobby Shmurda shows off how he's living in Dubai on Christmas🎅❄️

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@2StarYelp

9 months

sucks how technology skipped right over silly little robots that do things for us and just went straight to sonic flying autonomous gun machines

UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃

@FalconryFinance

9 months

I'm not ready for the future of 1980 today

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@2StarYelp

5 years

Holy shit i hate people. Apparently in my town Yesterday some kid was being bullied, and kids threw his shoes and bike in the river. Kid went to get it and the current was too strong for him. They recorded as he struggled and he drown in the river / still hasnt been found yet.

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@2StarYelp

4 years

my plans 2020

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@2StarYelp

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My plug that hasnt answered me all day: pull up Me:

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@2StarYelp

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u ever sit down to pee but ur dick b on shrimp mode n u pee thru the crack of the toilet seat all over ur legs

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@2StarYelp

3 years

Spongebob and Patrick when they took Sandy’s fur

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@2StarYelp

5 years

Not me. Too busy having alot of sex

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@2StarYelp

4 years

Thirty five dollars

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@2StarYelp

3 years

Thought this was 4 bald guys for a second

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@2StarYelp

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girls bathroom: have you heard about boy band and the new tampon? Boys bathroom:

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@2StarYelp

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My mom on the way to drop me off at school because i missed the bus

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the bowling alley screen when u get a 7-10 split

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Waking up Vs. Waking up to for work go fishing

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@2StarYelp

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No it is not

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@2StarYelp

5 years

i aint see Timmy turner wish for a big dick one time so u know he was packin meat off rip. no need

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@2StarYelp

3 years

New animal just dropped

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@2StarYelp

4 years

i think about this often

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@2StarYelp

4 years

this was top 5 all time worst weeks on twitter

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@2StarYelp

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@CaucasianJames I would simply say hi to u

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@2StarYelp

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Do these idiots think the UCS millennium falcon is for KIDS?

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@2StarYelp

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Okay this one is annoying me

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@2StarYelp

4 years

Crazy how this guy is like 19

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@2StarYelp

4 years

My coworker has his doctorate and i spent ages 18-23 smoking weed resin. College is a scam

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@2StarYelp

2 years

Hall of Fame

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@2StarYelp

8 months

This guy kicks ass / he baked you alive

🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴

@JoshLekach

8 months

Calling someone ‘weird’ is one of the most offensive things you can do in today’s overly sensitive society.

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@2StarYelp

5 years

absolutely no drip

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@romanhistory1

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Roman boys shoes, 2000 years old,found at Palmyra.

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@2StarYelp

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i dont even understand what cereal is being referenced in this horrible mess of a joke

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@2StarYelp

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Landlord (my dad) is still making me pay rent (take out garbage once a week) during this global pandemic. What should i do?

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My dms are insane

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@2StarYelp

5 years

Justin really paid him to tweet this LMAOOO

Roddy Ricch

@RoddyRicch

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stream yummy by justin bieber 💪🏽

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ass bandicoot

@2StarYelp

5 years

when I discovered my ballsack at age 7

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@2StarYelp

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Got my dog ice cream and this is how she chose to eat it?

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@2StarYelp

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This me inspecting a $50 eigth

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Pete Davidson uses a litter box

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@2StarYelp

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Two amazon workers on their commute home after a long day! Can we get a like and RT for these two, making all our Christmas wishes possible?!

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@2StarYelp

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Peanut is getting fixed today can we get some "good luck Peanut"s going in the replies

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@2StarYelp

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Having older friends is cool until they introduce you to opiates at age 14

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@gundhamtime

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hot take: having 18+ friends as a teenager is a good thing ! having older friends is a way to get advice from someone who's not an authoritative figure like a parent or teacher. as long as nothing romantic/sexual goes on, having older friends is fine

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@2StarYelp

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This how joe bidens brain works

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@2StarYelp

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The shit we do for pussy is insane. Ive sat through two entire Lana Del Ray concerts

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@2StarYelp

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Fellas is it gay to be able to touch your toes? Be honest

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@2StarYelp

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My cock when My cock when im in the pool vs my gf farts

Chiquita's Chair

@Chiquitaschair

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Shrinkage. Actual Length.

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@2StarYelp

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Me acting like im bout to beat the pussy up then cumming in 48 seconds

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@2StarYelp

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Imagine u jacking off in the bathroom at work in 2001 and a plane hits the window

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@2StarYelp

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69 when he gets back to Brooklyn and everybodys self quarantined

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@2StarYelp

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do turtles be farting in their shells?

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Women on youtube vs men on youtube

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@bIondiewasabi Fr being irish rlly comes in clutch 💯

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@2StarYelp

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Yall know what fucking time it is

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@2StarYelp

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i thought this bitch was gonna be a cake

CCTV IDIOTS

@cctvidiots

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I’m confused 🤷‍♂️

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@2StarYelp

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These were lik 10 years apart

trevy

@chillextremist

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“Dad, what was it like to drink the original 4loko and rip juul mango pods?”

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@2StarYelp

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I wasnt that insecure when i was 18

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Thirty five dollars

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@2StarYelp

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Ay follow me while u here‼️ If u dont thats also okay. Your choice really

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@2StarYelp

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high as fuck simply flowing down a river. This is as close to god as ive ever been

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@2StarYelp

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Conservatives have no clue what Agenda means

Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸

@tariqnasheed

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“Bu bu bu but, AiNt nO aGeNdA”... 🤔 #hmm

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@2StarYelp

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Who the fuck was paying yall to tweet about Uncut gems? Never taking a movie suggestion from the TL again. yall almost had me watching the irishman the other week i bet that shit sucked too

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every time i see this guy he is complaining about some shit lol

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this shit in a calzone

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@2StarYelp

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Spongebob was really saying shit

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@2StarYelp

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@makjako @BeefedUpStud 4 times

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@2StarYelp

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my gf: i shaved for you :) me: *stuffing my dick back inside my pants, pissed* Call Me When You Get Stubble

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@2StarYelp

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jus played COD with a guy who was apparently in the army. kept saying "trust me bro, ive done this in real life" in critical situations and than he died and got teabagged. mouth just filled to the brim with cockandballs. this is why i stand

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