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KAZ☆

@kaztafadzwa

13 days

This is the reality of University!

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Uni life

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3 years

"stop hating he's just a character" the character :

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3 years

Being a student right now is really really hard😭

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4 years

Annalise could walk in the courtroom drunk and win the case

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4 years

you get one chance for freedom, who you hiring?

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3 years

In Uni it’s really you, your laptop and your water bottle against the world 😭

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3 years

I’ve been staring at this guy’s avi and he hasn’t DM’d me ??????😭

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3 years

Look at Diana’s one and only son

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3 years

This story warms my heart. Back in 1997, Princess Diana met Angolan🇦🇴 minefield survivor Sandra Tigica and arranged a prosthetic for her. 22 years later, Prince Harry reunited with Sandra, who is now 38 years old, married with a daughter. She named her daughter ‘Diana’ 🥺🤍

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3 years

UK Youtubers pls pls stop putting a meme every 10 seconds in your video it’s not funny :(

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@kaztafadzwa

4 years

How can I get 77% plagiarism on my assignment 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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3 years

Nothing can prepare anyone for what song is in the background 😭

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5 months

Disney will never make another film like this again. You literally just had to be there .

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5 months

what’s the first lyrics that come to mind upon seeing this??? 😂

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3 years

This is how the people from Horrible Histories sing

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3 years

That’s it. That’s my day ruined.

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@kaztafadzwa

3 years

The level of broke you’ll reach in Uni is unimaginable 😭

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3 years

What’s the point of showering if the water isn’t burning you????

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3 years

First born daughters are very much material girls it’s our nature x

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3 years

Why do mums always ask about people you don’t talk to anymore????😭

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4 months

Thinking University was gonna be like Nella Rose’s YouTube videos has to be the most delusional thing I’ve ever done.

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3 years

But I thought the Brexit voters said jobs were being stolen????

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1 year

Butterflies have great pr because this is disgusting 😭

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1 year

Moth butterfly 🦋

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4 years

You had to be there 😭

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6 months

Let University be the last time I’m broke like this

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3 years

Main villa girls are gonna end up like this 😭 #loveIsland

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3 years

Stress in 1 picture

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1 year

“I just met this 5 foot 7 guy who's just my type” Estelle kinda lost me there

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1 year

there’s some lyrics that you just have to skip because the power of the tongue….. 😭😭

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3 years

6th Form is the worst thing to have ever happened to me pls tell me it gets better in Uni 😭😭😭😭

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@kaztafadzwa

5 months

Look what the United Kingdom has done to us. Ordinary 20 degrees is what we are celebrating 😞

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5 months

the sun now sets at 7:41pm and it’s 20 degrees tomorrow. WE’RE SO FUCKING BACKKKK

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2 years

I hate seeing black people smoke cigarettes. Like?? Where did it all go wrong??

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3 years

People keep on asking if I’ve prepared for uni what is there to prepare for???? Are we going to war???

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5 years

@ajplus ‘And her husband’ The reporter said what they said

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3 years

Having £100 is like having £10 and I really don’t like that :(

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3 years

You don’t even need a pen sometimes just your lanyard and gum

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3 years

Watching this movie in English Lit>>>

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4 months

Planning itineraries, planing outfits for holidays and booking maintenance appointments is what being a woman is about. Not going to work!

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@kaztafadzwa

4 years

🇿🇼Zimbabwe #ZimbabweanLivesMatter 🇳🇬Nigeria #EndSARS 🇨🇩Congo #CongolsBleeding 🇳🇦Namibia #ShutItAllDown 🇿🇦South Africa #StopGBV 🇨🇲Cameroon #AnglophoneCrisis 🇱🇷Liberia #RapeNationalEmergency We must all pray for Africa 🙏🏾

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4 years

Have you done the assignment? Me:

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2 years

This song can wake me up from a coma you know

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2 years

What’s an African song that you feel was created PERFECTLY?

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3 years

If you never wrote a statement in secondary school about a fight or something you did it wrong 😭😭

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3 years

No my AirPod did not just fall into the gap in the lift 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@kaztafadzwa

4 years

@DamilohunA It has MY name on it 😭😭😭

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2 years

London Boys🤝Girls that don’t live in London

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3 years

Why can’t the UK people be like the French people and just slap Boris :(

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3 years

Everybody hates Chris needs to be on Netflix Everybody hates Chris needs to be on Netflix Everybody hates Chris needs to be on Netflix

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3 years

Did you guys ever notice that the people that took GCSE Geography were bad vibes 😭😭

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3 years

1 👁 open when I’m 🛌 😴 1 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁

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@kaztafadzwa

4 years

@CorbynistaTeen I pray that his bag will never run dry

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1 year

Women said men had a group leader in their friendship group and you all laughed at us…

The Elimination of Drake 🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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I’m still recovering last month when I was in London my boy made us pay £700 each for a table for some club in Mayfair 🤣

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3 years

@dyb6t I see you’re stuck in 2015

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3 years

Can’t trust people that think Pizza Hut is better than Domino’s

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1 year

The Love Island producers might as well get J Hus to go into the villa and perform

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3 years

Every babe here got their personality from Twitter

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9 months

The real UK beasts are the ones having sword fights in the streets and walking around with these swords. Lock em up without hesitation.

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Been laughing at this for the past day

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4 years

It’s always the wrong ones that apply pressure 😭😭 but it’s worreva

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3 years

the flag: the face: #Zim41

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1 year

Every. Single. One of them

No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT)

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1 year

Who’s a character in TV or Film that was so far gone, you thought they had to be put to sleep for good? 🤔👀🍿🎬

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2 years

I can’t believe there are still people in their Uni accoms?? GO HOME

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2 years

This is you right?

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4 years

@tariechinyamas I don’t even want answer that question

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1 year

I’m glad my mum isn’t one of THOSE African aunties

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3 years

@LILAVYVERT Delete this??

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3 years

Kaz’s bum gets bigger each episode

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9 months

Do you people think a Jamaican man can do this? I’m just asking for a friend of mine.

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1 month

Mimi better be singing Alpha and Omega

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1 month

Okayyy 😂😂 #loveisland

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3 years

If you like the smell of weed you’re a monster 🤢

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3 years

SFE letter came today... all I can say is that I’m gonna be eating bread and ice in Uni

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3 years

This guy is leng but he flirts with the whole of Twitter :(

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3 years

sept/oct/nov/dec are the best months

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Shaking your ass in front of the mirror is very...therapeutic 😌

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4 months

Lockdown wasn’t real

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4 months

What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?

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@kaztafadzwa

8 months

And a roast dinner. The type of meals I have to deal with behind closed doors.

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8 months

The English really snapped with their English breakfast

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3 years

@d4vidakins Boss you might want to check that again 😭😭

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2 months

Paris! x

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4 years

No one is even DMing me for promo this life 💔💔

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1 year

Ibr this is weird!

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@yewande_biala As soon as I heard little miss bev say “ I get on better with boys” I knew she was bad vibes

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3 years

“Black people don’t need sunscreen” what a big big big lie

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3 years

Men who listen to Nicki Minaj are automatically attractive I don’t make the rules x

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1 year

I still can’t believe this was during lockdown😭

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1 year

People always talk about French Snapchat…. UK Snapchat is just as funny

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4 years

My Wife and Kids needs to be on Netflix My Wife and Kids needs to be on Netflix My Wife and Kids needs to be on Netflix

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5 years

The whole nation reacting to Michael #LoveIsland

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4 years

I woke up today to check if it was gone💔💔💔💔

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3 years

Just about 5’5 in AirForces 🤍

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3 years

Skin for days and weeks 🧚🏾

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I really don’t like this girl I pray she gets a surprise period on her wedding day it’s what she deserves.

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3 years

He gave all the white boys in my school confidence to say “eh eh what are you doing”

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3 years

KSI set black people back a good 200 years

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1 year

2Baba ruined African Queen for me I’m not even gonna play that song at my wedding

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1 year

It’s time for you people to be honest this is a 10/10 meal

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1 year

I never wanna hear UK mans speak on food again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

So should they put it in their pocket like this ????😭😭

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3 years

imagine you on date, nigga don’t finish his food and he asks for a takeaway box 😭

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3 years

Pls pls pls Instagram when I tap the screen I want to turn off the sound NOT make the video bigger :(

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4 years

It’s literally he first day of June and Ebola is back #Ebola

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3 years

The Zim version of Jay-Z and Beyoncé 😩

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Bobby literally looks like a Panashe

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this is a zimbabwean man

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3 years

I can’t be the only one that thinks weed stinks 😭🤢

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8 months

If I don’t pass my driving test in 2024 I’ll just accept being a pedestrian

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4 years

Telling your mum your on a lesson so you don’t have to help in the house>>>>>>>

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1 year

party gets me wetter☆

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1 year

imagine someone having you at gun point and they make you dance 😭 like what dance do you even dooo omgg

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Toby, Chloe, Kaz and Tyler are the only ones I care about in that villa

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@kaztafadzwa

3 years

What is the opposite of a croissant?? A happy uncle 😹😹

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3 years

Does anyone wanna hear a joke……………………………..??????????????????????????

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3 years

I left my AirPods on the plane 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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5 years

If Casa Amor doesn’t bring content like this I don’t want it #LoveIsland

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3 years

Me seeing my grades on results day #LoveIsland

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2 years

The flag: The face: #Zim42

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