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@kaylamstarr
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2 years
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2 years
Stop posting hardcore shows on tik tok
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3 years
The crawler @Scowl40831
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@kaylamstarr
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1 year
We had a good day
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@kaylamstarr
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2 years
No
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@kaylamstarr
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6 years
I got this limited art of Shintaro Kago collection the other day, and I’m just really happy about it.
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@kaylamstarr
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3 years
*boards plane to California*
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Update: I got it 😎
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kayla
2 years
Just found out I was nominated by the dean of CDU in California for this huge grant that would send me to the Netherlands for research, so that’s cool.
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@kaylamstarr
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2 years
I’ve been going to therapy every week for the last four years, and after this week, I officially start going every other week. No one needed to know this information, but I’m big proud of myself 🥲
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
South Jersey behavior 🤌🏻
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3 years
I guess it’s this hot in jersey now 😂🥴🤷‍♂️
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
Jfc
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
Everyday I have to fight against these silly little thoughts to drive my silly little car off a silly little cliff bc life is just so fricking silly
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
I just won nurse of the year 🥺🥺 and they got me a vegan breakfast 😭😭 and a plant ❤️❤️❤️
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Hehehe 😜
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
So I not only won nurse of the year for my organization, but also magnet nurse of the year. This was completely unexpected and now I’m sobbing
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
*two drinks in* ah yes, I think I want to take a picture of my boobs now
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Hiking and swimming in waterfalls
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
Here’s to being 28 🎉🚨
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Someone sent me this from work. Like, the close up selfie and everything 😭 damn
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
cherry 2day 🍒
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
Not to flex or anything, but I’m getting paid 150/hr to watch football and stare at the wall.
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@kaylamstarr
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1 year
We love a good wedding
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
☀️
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
1 year
Had a really cool few days
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@kaylamstarr
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1 year
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
🥴
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
He graduated today. Congratulate him or else 🔫
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
Name a cooler carrot cake…I’ll wait
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Just found out I was nominated by the dean of CDU in California for this huge grant that would send me to the Netherlands for research, so that’s cool.
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Men, just because a girl is nice to you does not mean they want to fuck you or have any obligation to do so. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
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kayla
8 years
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
I could post a picture of my asshole on the internet, and it still does not give men the authority to disrespect me and my boundaries.
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Jill Valentine with a spiritual cramp hoodie and high noons, not Lara Croft
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
I can’t wait to light myself on fire in the streets of Philadelphia.
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1 year
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
Y’all, life is real solid right now 🥲
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
1 year
That’s what you get for trusting Ada Wong
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
My ugly ex should not be posting pictures with this adorable puppy. You’re not allowed to have a dog. Ugly people don’t deserve cute dogs.
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
A new friend, Milo 🤠
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Sk8 🐶
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kayla
1 year
HIM is still one of the greatest bands. Every song, a banger.
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kayla
2 years
Proudly sleeping on the beach post night shift 🐮🫠
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1 year
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kayla
2 years
Hehehehehe I got a promotion.
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kayla
2 years
I care about everything while simultaneously caring about nothing. That is how my brain works
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kayla
2 years
Top purchases of the day
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kayla
2 years
Parking in South Philly be like
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2 years
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kayla
2 years
Asbury 😎☀️
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
Marked safe 🚩from FYA 2022
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
Before you slide in my DMs, just know I’m 5’11. Idc how tall you are. Just warning you and your ego beforehand.
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8 months
Bro
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
4 years
Finally finished @matthaig1 ’s midnight library, and I’m at a loss. Beautiful perspective on the importance of one’s perspective.
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
I posted this on insta last night and no one noticed why this is so funny
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
4 years
I can be you angle or you devel
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kayla
3 years
Cursed image
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
1 year
Good Boy - John Floreani It’s been a solid 13 years buddy 🖤
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
7 months
Thank you all for the birthday wishes! 30, flirty, and thriving 💕
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
8 months
Dude called my anime figures toys, and I really had to hit him with the, “they’re not toys, they’re actually very expensive figurines” I hate myself for that lol
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
Today I taught a group about anxiety and all the patients loved it and someone told me they really learned a lot and thanked me so much and it made me like my job again.
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
1 year
It’s giving tony hawk pro skater
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1 year
I got a raise 😏
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
6 years
Like when I say....
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Sydney is cool ✨
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
These wont be appreciated on this app, but we gonna post em anyway
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Hello yes, here’s some more
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
6 months
Noodle learned how to do a kick flip today
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
A wild gritty has been spotted at 🔺
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3 years
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
11 months
I am so blessed to have the friends I have. Friendsgiving success.
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
I think…crazy idea here….I’m gonna start respecting myself more
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
I just watched a very normal looking man take his penis out of his shorts and just start peeing casually while walking down the street. So casually. Not a care in the world. South Philly’s finest.
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
A patient just handed me this and said it was important. What do we think it means?
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kayla
3 years
A patient keeps calling me Miss Iverson and I mean 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
@hate5six “I filmed title fight 15 times” 😂
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kayla
1 year
Nuovo dance party 2nite
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kayla
3 years
Patient just told me they’re married to president Obama and if we don’t let them leave, he’s gonna come get ‘em out. I’m excited to meet Obama.
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
Patient: *angry shouting* and that skinny bitch over there! *hostile energy* Me: skinnnnnnnny?? 🥺🥺🥺
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2 years
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
1 year
The sopranos has become my depression comfort show the last two weeks
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
10 months
Fumbled 🫢
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
5 years
I fucking hate myself. Just know I always got that thing on me (shooky, he’s that thing). #BTSxChicago
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kayla
3 years
Men. Please. Stop.
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kayla
2 years
Life is killing me
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
5 years
One of my patients slapped another patient today and then wrote me this letter 😂 my boy.
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kayla
1 year
Air quality schmair quality 🤪
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kayla
1 year
Noodle said 😝
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kayla
1 year
I remember a time when I didn’t care about Philadelphia sports. A more pleasant time.
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kayla
3 years
Excuse me while I girl boss real quick
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Shhhhh with the hardcore discourse. There are more important things happening, like the fact us Philadelphians are going to DIE. I’m going to DIE. I have to give my dog bottled water !!!! ahhhhhh
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kayla
2 years
I’m making sims of all the refs and lighting them on fire
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kayla
1 year
Behind the knee ditch tattoo
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Tired of being sad so I will simply just not be sad anymore
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
3 years
Now wait a damn second….
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@kaylamstarr
kayla
2 years
Triangle tavern ran out of pizza
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2 years
Happy
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