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@kayla

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@kayla
kayla
3 months
@talnottowel it’s also hard to see past it 😶‍🌫️
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@kayla
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11 months
why aren’t we keeping pants in the pantry? 👖
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@kayla
kayla
2 years
Why does Texas get the toast? I want other state inspired toasts.
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@kayla
kayla
2 years
@fuckmarrywill This is all the stuff my 9 year old eats. I told him one day his taste buds will mature and he will like all kinds of foods. I LIED?!?
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@kayla
kayla
1 year
becoming an adult means you get a little sleepy one day and that feeling lasts forever.
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@kayla
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1 year
small memory the tree in the front yard reached my fingertips while on top of the roof our moonstruck eyes under a dark glittering sky our fast beating hearts full of yellow marigolds #writerslift #writers #writercommunity #moonstruck #vss365 #prose #microstory
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@kayla
kayla
2 years
Today’s my birthday. I’m twenty-nineteen years old. 🤠
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@kayla
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2 years
@StephenHegg @RonFilipkowski I also really like soup and snow peas. Thanks for reminding me about snow peas.
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@kayla
kayla
3 years
Why did the genie need a therapist? He kept everything bottled up.
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@kayla
kayla
11 months
goodnight to all and don’t ever make yourself small. 🫥
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@kayla
kayla
1 year
@ghosttyped mcmenamins in oregon 😂 “this used to be a tuberculosis camp and farm”
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@kayla
kayla
11 months
oh like you don’t stop randomly to enjoy a good stand in red leaves?
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@kayla
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11 months
one thing about me is i’m going to be thankful
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@kayla
kayla
11 months
gonna enjoy this day to the emptiest
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@kayla
kayla
11 months
are your legs tired? you’re doing a great job running after your dreams ✨⭐️✨
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@kayla
kayla
11 months
i’m giving up it all and starting a neon sign business. what do you want your sign to say?
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@kayla
kayla
11 months
shark tank but a shrek tank
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@kayla
kayla
11 months
if my name was sam i’d like people to call me sam sandwich
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@kayla
kayla
11 months
do you ever plan your day and then you’re like nah
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@kayla
kayla
2 years
you can take the girl out of the south, but you can't take the south out of the girl. #southern #hydrangeas
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@kayla
kayla
11 months
why is it when i really need to sleep my brain is like mambo no. 5
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@kayla
kayla
1 year
we say goodbye to kaiser today, the toughest dobie. his life comes full circle and breaks our hearts. you leave us two months before your 14th birthday. it feels to me like it’s two months before you’ll be born, just like in 2009, sleep peacefully like the baby you still are. ♥️
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