🍝Tortellini Time🍝 @ZunkleFunkle Twitter profile

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3 months

Hej, I made a priv/vent account in case anyone wants to check that out please don't take it personally if I don't accept you.

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@ZunkleFunkle

4 months

Just joined a server and these were the fucking pronoun role react emotes.

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5 months

Listen I understand the whole "anime women aren't realistic transition goals" thing, but at the same time-

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@stablestrategys There was a comic about pretending to be someone and feeling so small and hollow and then she quote tweeted it with like "shout out to all the people who clocked this as gender dysphoria"

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2 years

@eigentoad @ellewasamistake @biainbxl I wish the other 3 panels got the love that panel 2 gets.

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2 years

@hilaryagro It's such an easy clock too. He didn't say "I want an expanded and reliable rail system", he specifically chose a super popular dog whistle.

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@UmiThePenguin "What's he gonna do, squeeze real hard and turn the rock into pa- on my fucking God"

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1 year

@marisatomay I gotchu

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2 years

@JUNlPER "Hey, do you need help performing this really arduous and stressful task?" "Do I look poor? I'll just hire someone to do it for me!"

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@ZunkleFunkle

10 months

@ChrisVoiceman Could you imagine if the name never took off and we just kept calling them "Hard Mode" runs?

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2 years

@adiastra99 @katiedimartin "This is fake but imagine if it wasn't... Very scary..."

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@DurationIII Due to inflation, Android 13 now demands to not be lectured by Trunks and his $67 haircut (calculated based on $30 in 1992 when the Super Android 13 film came out)

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7 months

@eaglemcgill @RaidersDerude @frasier_looking Oh Bobby can't you let Teddy have SOME of the books?!

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1 year

@lesbiaudrey I know she's not the vocalist and I get the bit about replacing the models, but she was just so fucking perfect at it

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6 months

@TheCupidKid ✅ Yellow ✅ Learns Zap Cannon This is an electric type

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3 years

@eliasisawake Holy shit a two for one

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2 years

@anthpo "You're gay right?" is fucking killing me

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9 months

@VoicesByZane If I was an anxious wreck and a 10 foot tall dude walked up and was just like "oh hey is it cool if I just chill right here" I think I'd be calm. I get it, honestly.

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1 year

@soggystyrofoam My immediate thoughts were "crucified" and "not white but continually depicted as such".

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1 year

@ratbitebaby I saw people in the replies be like "za is a nickname for Alexander so that MUST BE HER" completely missing what "zaza" is LMAO

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 years

@AHUNGRYMOUTH Hello, this is the clothes store. I hope you don't get too attached to this shirt that you like because we only sold it for like 3 whole weeks and have destroyed any and all remnants of it after that window of time.

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2 years

@punished_cait Guy who spends his free time in the sensory deprivation chamber

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@ZunkleFunkle

1 year

@danlehnermusic I've used/referenced each of these tweets at least once a week for the past few months It's a problem

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@ZunkleFunkle

6 months

@_claypot The part about not fucking with an animal that has another animal's name is so real. What do you mean there's a creature called a "tarantula hawk" and it's neither tarantula nor hawk, but it's a wasp?

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7 months

@ExaflareEdge We're powerscaling the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience and it sounds like The Unknown is one of the strongest characters in the verse.

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@ZunkleFunkle

1 month

I need "Pennsylvania" Miku and Philly Miku squaring up in a Wawa parking lot ASAP

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1 month

fuck it. pennsylvania miku

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@ZunkleFunkle

4 years

@noivoire Fuck Summer all my homies hate Summer Winter Gang or die

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8 days

@_Spwt @NONBlNARY Gotta love him

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@Creestab @KyleYoungDio @Aliamoding Could be I'm just an idiot. These are not words I use.

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@ZunkleFunkle

10 months

@VoicesByZane I'M TELLING YOU, DAWG, IT HAS ITS MOMENTS

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@ZunkleFunkle

3 years

@rowland_around @krondotcom I saw "Sufjan Stevens Universe" and had a mild aneurysm

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 months

@CorsolaCove No Precipice Blades or Stone Edge misses, that's how I know this shit's scripted.

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@ZunkleFunkle

1 year

@grlysogroovy I love how she duplicated herself and also a part of the castle in the background. Excellent trick, thoroughly enjoyed.

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@ZunkleFunkle

4 months

@kurrrto Is this about Super Sentai, Kamen Rider, or Go! Go! Loser Ranger! ?

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 years

@Daramgaria LMAO THEY'RE LITERALLY MADE BY THE SAME COMPANY

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1 month

@doppelkreutzz I love it going from something that feels so artificial and restrained to genuine and free, it's such a good evolution line.

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@ZunkleFunkle

1 year

"I can't help myself from having an ice cold Dr. Pepper" is firmly lodged in my brain

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1 year

nobody is brave enough to make a "what's a 4chan post that's so embedded in your head that you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about" post, but this would be mine

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@ZunkleFunkle

3 years

@alanthefisher Tesla be like "what if instead of aboveground many lanes if traffic you had underground single lane of traffic"

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@ZunkleFunkle

6 months

@saltydkdan I'm fucking wheezing at their quote tweet

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ᴳᶦᵐᵐᶦᶜᵏ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵐʸ ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵇᶦᵍᵍᵉʳ ⁽ᶦⁿᶜˡᵘᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘᵇʲᵉᶜᵗˢ ᵒᶠ ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒˢ⁾ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿˢᵃⁿᵉ ᴸᴹᴬᴼ ʷʰʸ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᴹᴬᴷᴱ ᵀᴴᴵˢˀˀˀˀˀˀˀˀ

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@sonic1nstinct Requesting this but it's Yugi, Jaden, and Yusei in Bonds Beyond Time

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@IHateFallGuys @SAKAM0T0DAYS "I don't WANNA leave the cave, have you considered that these shadow puppets are raw as fuck and that's it?"

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 years

@JUNlPER Me, trying to get a week off from work: "uuuuuuuuh my dad is former CIA and he has Havana Syndrome and also it's a hereditary condition aaaaaaaaa I'm in so much & very real and not propagandistic pain"

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8 months

@isahowdy I was debating between if the nephew was going to be gay or autistic LMAO

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@ZunkleFunkle

5 years

Bro fuck a Rotomdex, lemme get one of these bad boys. #PokemonMasters

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@ZunkleFunkle

5 years

@ByitBx You're doing work. Not God's work, but work nonetheless.

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@ZunkleFunkle

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@kurrrto TERRITORIAL EXPANSION: SARCOPHAGUS OF THE METAL MOLEHILL

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 months

@hausofdecline I can't find the tweet, but there was one using this image captioned along the lines of "how I look picking up my estrogen only to get called sir"

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 years

@JUNlPER Crazy how politicians can just get up on a podium and be like "hey we need to start doing a genocide immediately" and be met with applause

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@DeanoBeano @olivtheowl Deano I really appreciate you somehow donating both of your kidneys to me even though I really only needed one, it meant the world to me.

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@ZunkleFunkle

5 months

@airbagged Calling Hades an "isometric dungeon crawler" is like... It certainly has an isometric view and dungeons, but it REALLY feels like you didn't even play it.

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@D0meko

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@offthem00n "Ball Guy respond to this tweet and I'll complete a shiny living dex"

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2 months

@MoxieBoosted 3 hydrogen bombs and a really fast coughing baby

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 years

@augerbug The "don't care" part had me fucking wheezing

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@KamesJerr @illjoy_ Uncle Ben with twin pistols that are engraved with "Great Power" and "Great Responsibility" respectively.

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@ZunkleFunkle

4 months

Aight 100 replies is plenty youse guys can go be funny in the quote tweets or something

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@ZunkleFunkle

4 months

@poisonjr Wait what do the dotted lines signify, disputed border claims?

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@SantanaelChan They're agents of Akutami, they're onto you

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@ZunkleFunkle

1 year

@vampiire_bat @TheWeightOfUwU @thinkiamsad Imagine if instead of showing you a condensed number of replies on Twitter, you just saw an ever increasing wall of numbers that sits on top of your post. Each one of those ">>xyz" strings corresponds to someone replying to this person's comment.

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 years

@JUNlPER Quick, start the timer on the time between this being posted and the time where this tweet goes viral and this actually gets used in porn dialogue

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1 year

@VoicesByZane Vaguely along the same lines, here's Rina Tennoji who has a sketchbook with drawings of various expressions because she's not great at conveying her emotions.

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@ZunkleFunkle

3 months

@vrunt 3D Squelton HATES being stabbed by my fellow Senators

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 months

@RaceplayShawty There's no way she'd drop the "Here's where to buy tickets if you like things that are unspeakably awesome" without compensation LMAOOOOO

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9 months

@akaosdays Literally how would Geto be above Yuta LMAO

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@ZunkleFunkle

24 days

Your parents played Solitaire on their work computers so that you could one day play Balatro on your phone while you're at your job.

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Productivity be damned! Balatro is coming to mobile on September 26th

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@bbbnonnon The combination of your words and the animation in the background was too funny, I had to screenshot this.

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5 months

@yungslav_ I appreciate her having a nearly 11 year long sub streak

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2 years

@JUNlPER "I'm against big government, unless the big government is taking kids away from their parents, in which case I love that and we should keep it up."

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3 months

@ExaflareEdge I scrolled too much that the video underneath the post began playing and so this is how I got to experience this tweet

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@ZunkleFunkle

5 years

@nachosNapples @MariCN18 No, this was a continuation of the very same joke.

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 years

@DrFrybird @retrometroid @IronPineapple_ Fallout, Metal Gear, and Bioshock are basically the Holy Trinity of fans misinterpreting, deliberately or otherwise, the message that's being spoonfed to them the entire time.

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2 years

@belllmonts The absolutely gorgeous hair flick, I'm fucking obsessed.

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2 years

@halomancer1 What a cool and normal thing to do, I'm sure his career and family life have been doing well as of late!

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@terminallyOL Waaaa why is my role-playing game letting me play the role of a customized character

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@thefemiurge

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2 months

@NendoKame @soup_606 Organic but unrefined webbing that's enhanced by tech sounds peak

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 years

@LEELEEGOESNUMB @dantecion @mcethot The only people qualified to shittalk League players are other League players.

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 years

@HomosexualMoron I've been summoned

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@bunnysleepover @MintFantome This is the funniest fucking outcome

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@ZunkleFunkle

7 months

@pencilforge My hometown's mascot used to be that, they switched over to this new one a few months ago I think. I'll miss our ripoff piss-colored bulldog.

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@ZunkleFunkle

3 years

@keublitz @SidMeierPostCiv I had to explain the history of the phrase "based and x-pilled" to someone who had never heard the word based or seen The Matrix, so yeah, I'd also enjoy a book about internet phrasing etymology

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@BurnerDontask Shout out to the 12.3% of women surveyed who are interested in arguing online.

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@ZunkleFunkle

6 months

I went to see Spider-Man (2002) in theaters. During this scene I started crying hysterically because I was like 5 and this was the first time I'd seen a character die. We got kicked out of that theater and I can't go back because it closed a few years ago.

ethan !!!

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share a piece of lore about yourself

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@KawaiiKhezu Hbomberguy calling himself out for not crediting someone's work in his 4 hour video essay about plagiarism

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@ChrisVoiceman Undoubtedly. Plus I feel like the "-locke" suffix for alternative challenges more easily conveys "it's a challenge run with perma death and some other caveats” than trying to come up with a clever "hard mode" title.

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@ZunkleFunkle

3 years

@ScottTheWoz @G4TV I'm ready for it

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2 years

@not_weav LUFFY ONCE SAID

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@ZunkleFunkle

2 years

@community_esc @theneedledrop @keffals *congrats on the tran- Sition. Have you given this record a listen? Did you love it? Did you hate it? What would you rate it? You're the best you're the best, what should I review next? Hit the like if you like, please subscribe and please don't cry.

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@Jack_A_Smile The whole point is that they're using cyrillic characters that look like characters from the Latin alphabet because they look similar.

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@FamineFan @Kashigoat "Mahoraga, adapt to and overcome the slander"

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1 year

@Braxiations @Trey_Explainer "Who's my sweet, jabby angel?" The sweet, jabby angel:

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3 years

@lackingsaint "And then they'll remake beloved cartoon character Velma Dinkley from the Scooby Doo franchise as an East Asian woman, all according to plan." - Karl Marx, February 21, 1848

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@ZunkleFunkle

5 years

@nachosNapples @MariCN18 Yes, the joke being "Scarlett Johansen is cast as character who isn't a white woman because if they've done it once they'll do it again". Which is why I'm really excited for the Malcolm X biopic starring her as Malcolm X.

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2 years

@JUNlPER I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say Peter Griffin