ffxiv, art & yelling acct 🩷💜💙 kata is my precious barbie ardbert & hiro are my most wretched kens ⚠️NSFW⚠️ all characters & settings 🔞+!! 🙊 NO 7.0 SPOILERS
MY BROTHER KEPT CALLING ME AND I KEPT DENYING IT CAUSE IM IN THE MIDDLE OF MSQ AND I TEXTED HIM WTF YOU WANT AND HE WAS TRYING TO TELL ME HE JUST GOT ENGAGED ASDGDDGGFS
tired: getting ffxiv married to your irl partner or spouse
wired: getting ffxiv married to your best friend so you can teleport exactly to them at any time with 0 warning and annoy them
as someone who had literally never played an mmo before and truthfully had no idea what a ‘tank’ even was before playing ffxiv and picking warrior because me like big axe, the hall of the novice unacceptably bad at teaching the core mechanics of the game
if you're sad this is a sign to draw your two biggest comfort characters as the steven meme. yeah my ocs my comfort character. yeah my ooak lagoonas my comfort character.
gets down on one knee… do u… want to get on call with me and watch exceedingly obscure youtube videoessays on pyramid schemes and corporate crime while grinding really boring old content in ffxiv for seven hours straight
clive got me so fucked up he SO embodies aragorn’s raw strength and confidence coupled with his being so nauseatingly tender and romantic with both his love interest and other men like
viggo mortensen you did something for gruff bi fantasy protagonists. you did that for /us/
[phone ringing at the se offices]
[yoshi p answers]
[it’s yoshi p]
yoshi p: the fans want to see meteor and clive together biblically
yoshi p: yes i know it’ll be tough but i think we can swing it
yoshi p: thanks bro. love you
yoshi p: love you too
what is better than a gristled and hot muscle man protagonist slowly going soft and gaining chonk from a long deep rest and the pleasures of domesticity after a long journey and hard-won victory
answer: NOTHING
“that character is dead their role in the story is over” look skill issue it’s not my fault your denial delulu copium skills are not as strong as mine i have the power of god and transformative fanworks on my side
there’s also a sidequest where an oronir shepherd asks you for help gathering materials so he can make a blanket for his newborn so you rush off to get it because he says the baby could come any minute
then when you get back, it’s born, and it’s revealed it’s a lamb, not a xaela
parched. chapped. tender. sunburnt. dusted with seasalt, havent kissed gf or bf in 25 months, shaving daily in anticipation of coming ashore and learning to be soft again,
my brother: i’m gonna propose to my girlfriend
me: that’s nice
me:
me, hours later, remembering that i bet my dad one thousand of god’s own united states dollars that no living soul would ever marry my brother as long as he lived when i was 22 years old: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my dad actually bought broadband internet specifically because i would be on bratz and barbie websites all the time printing out art to trace over and he wanted to encourage me to draw more. and i did! and now im drawing midlander yaoi. thanks dad
soken creates and conducts classical music with all the urgency and rawness of rock and roll and i just think it all fucks so majorly
legitimately think he deserves vastly more attention and accolades than he gets & lasting respect in the wider musical canon