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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

8 years

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

3 years

If someone showed me this pic before the pandemic about the future I would have thought my god they silenced women

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Katie Dippold

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10 years

Happy Mother's Day! I am not a mother but here's from the time I took a photo w a baby, such a blessing http://t.co/SHWB97Hhp2

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Katie Dippold

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13 years

My running form could be described as “drunk woman slowly being chased by no one”

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6 years

Incorrect

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

Ordering toast w/o mentioning butter but hoping they add it anyway so I'm guiltless is a little game I play called "Interesting to No One"

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

10 years

tbt when @KenTremendous was giving vital instructions & I saw similar outfits & felt important to interrupt 4 pic http://t.co/rh3pbJOn5j

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

8 years

I'm going to DC march for my grandma who would've loved it but also would've kept stopping for cigarette & march would've lasted till 2020

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8 years

ALL ARE WELCOME. RT and let everyone you know where you'll be 13 DAYS FROM TODAY! #WomensMarch #January21

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

Oh good I spent ten minutes reading what I thought was a medical article when it started mentioning "satan's deceit"

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

10 years

@ChelseaVPeretti Fully engaged in wolf attire #ParksFarewell http://t.co/FKILZOdExq

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

What would happened if I got pulled over and instead of handing over license I gave them this tiny image laminated http://t.co/DnoDT4m4Hb

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

Gonna sit like this for hours tonight until my boyfriend wakes up and notices http://t.co/YOBvftWKEk

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

8 years

If you're leaning Trump can you watch the Central Park Five doc first and consider that he still claims they're guilty. Sincere request

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

10 years

Just reached 0% of my daily goal in #WaterMinder http://t.co/cO9zhdCi9y

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

Spice up relationship & leave a sexy trail of clothes u removed up to bedroom, then out window to where car was, return in 9 days #intrigue

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

MOM: Did you see that funny geico commercial? ME: (lying) Yes. [beat] MOM: [forty minute description anyway]

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

10 years

I did not mean to tweet my water intake.

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

6 years

morning weeping

dublinbusnews

@dublinbusnews

6 years

This year at @DublinPride , we had the proudest bus in the parade, not because it had the most glitter or flags, because it had the proudest people, Proud Dads. Gwan ahead and warm the cockles of your heart. #DBPride #ProudDads

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

I just sat quietly trying to wait out a salesman ringing my doorbell even though my door was open, my TV was on, and they could see my feet

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

12 years

Concerned that I honestly don't know at what point in the movie teenage me would've broken up with Mark Wahlberg's character in "Fear".

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

12 years

It's nice to find a baby pic of yourself that shows a time of pure peace and contentment http://t.co/cC7VoWM5

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

"Sometimes I feel like halloween is just for dad." http://t.co/afX444dhvo

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

That's weird they cancelled White House Down. Hope everything's ok. What else is playing

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

12 years

Well this will be an interesting transition. http://t.co/8VKI2WLhlT

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

12 years

Wrapped!!! http://t.co/FSbdLRRb

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

12 years

New photo provides insight to earlier photo http://t.co/ycRxjq8q

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

12 years

"STAY IN YOUR LANE!!" my mom yelled to the car next to us who was 100% in his lane.

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

This might sound exaggerated but there are 87,000 babies on this flight

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

13 years

If I'm ever found dead after a break-in, this means my "pretend I was expecting the intruder" plan did not work.

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

13 years

If you're in the passenger seat and the light turns green, guys love it when you make that double click sound like they are a horse

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

FYI I'm leaving my halloween themed doormat that screams when you step on it out as a year round alarm system, sorry burglars

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

13 years

If I was ever at a fancy gov't event & there was an emergency so everyone's phones started ringing at once, I'd pretend mine was ringing too

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

12 years

If the ghosts on Ghost Adventures are real, those guys must be frustrated their show isn’t rated #1 , like what the hell else do people want

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

12 years

I could call my mom and tell her I was being murdered by an intruder and she would point out that mercury is in retrograde

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

12 years

Trying my best, my driving is still like a muppet who just stole a car

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

14 years

Made joke in crowded elevator, went over well, got off at wrong floor to have a solid out.

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

13 years

The "no negative comments for the next three hours" rule amongst my family has only lead to silence sprinkled with sarcastic compliments

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

Mom's 1992 homemade Slimer costume/ unintended terrifying zodiac killer mask combo #tbt http://t.co/CFPD2If92j

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

@ChelseaVPeretti http://t.co/YyHe2lSM4H

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

12 years

If I'm going to be honest with myself, there's no movie I've watched more than "Dante's Peak"

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

13 years

Yoda's house is too small even for him

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

13 years

anyone ever grab their relative's popcorn and throw it across the movie theater?

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

. @rejectedjokes Yeah, just the Heat. Crazy.

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

13 years

Told my mom to check snopes before sending another forward, said they've been around forever. She wrote back "You've been around forever"

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

"‏ @LisaKothari9m : Bling RIng and Monsters U are great - but can't wait for The Heat this weekend:)" No I heard those were cancelled too

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

10 years

@gilozeri my dad

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

12 years

@paulfeig I forgot how you always wore this to set calling yourself the "comedy doctor" & gave notes to the actors off your prescription pad

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

12 years

@KenTremendous At least he probably puts the pb&j on separately like a normal person and not like a maniac throwing them on the same slice

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

@nanglish I thought it was surprising but cool

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

7 years

@KatieLinendoll you should just dress like this forever now so they don't know your mistake

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

6 years

@tchaiko @chelseaperetti @solacefilm It was fantastic!! Congratulations Tchaiko!!!!

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

@nprmonkeysee I enjoy your yapping a great deal.

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

11 years

@nanglish yeah I heard that too

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Katie Dippold

@katiedippold

15 years

Just saw a spider. As usual, I will trap it and carry it outside. And I will scream throughout the entire process.

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