They can take the porn away but they can’t take away the Hamilton Mermaid fanfic written by the person pretending to be living with AIDS in India and that’s why Tumblr is the greatest website on earth
cw religion
everyone acting like The christian aesthetic is like stained glass rosaries statues and beautiful cathedrals is so funny. anyways this is the actual aesthetic
Years of my life, WASTED not eating fried rice because I thought I would taste the egg. I was a Fool. A Coward. When I was a child, I thought like a child indeed. And u better believe ive put the ways of childhood behind me
Covid is taking some of my LA party girl years but that’s ok because I’m a lesbian and we’re promised that our best years will be as tenured professors with our wives in Vermont
Maybe if Billy E*chner was not kind of mean to my friend Isabel and I in line for the Akbar bathroom in 2019 then his little gay movie would be doing well !!!
Another day spent applying to job postings like “president of Netflix” and “head of original programming at hbo” and then pretending to be surprised when I never hear back
Everyone is so mad about this discourse that they’re ignoring the fact that this is an iPhone video a laptop screen that he didn’t even bother to make full screen… I can read your texts!!!
Can female creatives please remove the phrase "no worries if not" from their vocabularies please. About 90% of emails/DMs I get from female directors/writers include this phrase. A man has NEVER said this to me. Who taught us this? We must stop apologising for taking up space.
Finsta was a deep state operation to make college girls expose their secrets to make women less hireable and therefore there would be less of them in the work force
This what everyone hopes will happen when they unfollow they’re ex on Instagram. Very few are lucky to get page six coverage. Most have to settle for me getting bored and trying to piece it together myself and then telling my friend at a party.