Justin Martindale @justmartindale Twitter profile

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Justin Martindale

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4 years

It’s 2021 and we are all Whoopi.

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5 years

I give you: Selena Gomez. #SelenaGomez

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Gay men doing drag on Halloween.

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As if 2020 couldn’t get crazier, there’s now an angry swarm of gay male escorts threatening to murder Lindsay Graham’s career. Ladies and gentlemen I give you the murder pornets. #LadyG

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Gay men doing drag on Halloween pt.2

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When I saw @bertkreischer nuts today..

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5 years

Republicans when they think about becoming Libertarians

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Another day another “Selena Gomez is back and better than ever.”

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4 years

@briantylercohen And used “chain migration” to get her folks here.

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3 years

This is the reboot. #SchittsCreek #Emmys @danjlevy

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7 years

When you listen to “One Stone” by @trixiemattel available on iTunes for the first time. #allstars3

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8 years

People having a problem with Madonna saying the "f-word." Don't pay any attention to it. It's just "women's locker room talk." #WomensMarch

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5 years

My niece just FaceTimed @trixiemattel and I don’t exist anymore. #thanossnap

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3 years

It’s very refreshing to see an empathetic, emotional Republican outraged by an insurrection on our democracy. @atrupar amazing thread coverage of the hearing today. If you haven’t watched now is the time.

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"I never expected today to be quite as emotional for me as it has been" -- Adam Kinzinger breaks down as he commends the officers for the jobs they did on January 6

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@Caitlyn_Jenner He’d run you over in a heartbeat. Like that woman you ran over on the PCH.

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4 years

This is why @nicolebyer and I aren’t allowed to chaperone.

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4 years

Voter fraud is a terrible thing in this country. Unless of course you’re a Republican.

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You’ve got to be shitting me. Derek Chauvin, who killed George Floyd, has been voting illegally in Florida while living in Minnesota. Without fail, every voter fraud case is a Republican. Because of course.

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3 years

First look at Nicole Kidmans Lucille Ball.

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5 years

Gays and queens take note! @Alaska5000

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3 years

SEND OLIVIA JADE HOME. Stop rewarding terrible behavior. #DWTS

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2 years

Make her the hotel manager on White Lotus season 3

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5 years

Had that Mayor Pete sex dream again. This time with essential oils.

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3 years

Imagine sleeping next to someone who puts gasoline in a bag and being confident that they won’t murder you in the dark of night.

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8 years

Hillary calling out Trump's tax returns #Debate

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8 years

Instead of a mannequin challenge, let's try the no Nazis ever challenge.

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@Caitlyn_Jenner Life altering surgeries for minors

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4 years

Gonna tell my kids this was @BlairStClair #RuPaulsDragRaceAllStars5

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6 years

Happy Pride Month and Jurassic World Month!!! Cheers to all of the Triceratops and Tricerabottoms! 🏳️‍🌈🦖

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2 years

LA right now #heatwave

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3 years

Heather McDonald is a champ. Thank you Tempe for coming out tonight. It was definitely scary but she has her family with her now. And we will see you next time juicer than ever.

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7 years

Someone should tell Trump that his wife is from a shithole country.

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8 years

Sit down..the first people you go after in my community are CHILDREN?! You FUCKING MONSTER! #liar #rotten #ProtectTransKids #notmypresident

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4 years

I’m gonna tell my kids this is Jared Kushner.

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@LanceBass Dirty Pops

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@Caitlyn_Jenner A trans woman making transphobic “jokes”. This is why @ladygaga switched baristas.

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7 years

Black Mirror season 4 faves: 1) Black Museum 2) Hang the DJ 3) USS Callister 4) Crocodile 5) Arkangel 6) MetalHead Thoughts?

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2 years

Time to put Marjorie Taylor Greene back in her painting. #SOTU

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3 years

Pro life party.

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3 years

Imagine being a grown ass man and demanding an apology from Billie Eilish.

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1 year

But the PRIDE SECTION at Target!!!!! Derp derppity derp!!!

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Oregan police officer, Alexander Salterio, who had his prior sentence thrown out by a judge, has been recharged on a 50 count indictment for raping his 10 yr old foster daughter & soliciting child sexual abuse images from children.

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@briantylercohen Also, any good Christian knows you’re supposed to take off your hats for prayer...especially MAGA ones.

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My heart is broken. @TheComedyStore

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4 years

You know shits bad when even the cast of GLEE turns on each other.

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8 years

@chriscolfer @chillwithwill @Ashley_Fink and me living in a Monday

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3 years

No please by all means, FaceTime in public with no headphones on. This is your world.

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5 years

@ActuallyEmerson There she is!!! And totally still loves you even though she blocked you on every platform

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They were also dying from AIDS and ignored by politicians, bullied in school, strung up on fences, murdered and robbed for being themselves and are still. Just shut the fuck up and enjoy your day you miserable vacuum of cunt.

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When did being lesbian or gay become an entire, annoying personality? In the 90’s people were just gay or lesbian and went about their business like normal people. Today it’s an entire act featuring rainbows, sprinkles, confetti, parades and sexual debauchery. Obnoxious.

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4 years

Just a reminder why the Great British Wank Off hates #MeghanMarkle , she ghosted him and hurt his feelings bc he thought he had a shot with her. #PiersMorgan

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8 years

I can't even find my dad.

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Jessica Alba's Dad Found Her a $10 Million Estate!!! (PHOTO GALLERY)

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8 years

When Bernie speaks at the convention... #DemsInPhilly

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5 years

I honestly can’t wait for Prince George’s first royal Arabesque. #boysdancetoo

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8 years

KellyAnne Conway sounds like that lady who gets drunk in an Applebee's parking lot and says "No, you listen to me!" .

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4 years

Trump gets Covid on a full moon the first night of October. Witches everywhere....

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We did it Joe. #FreeBritney

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10 years

Jesus didn't take the wheel. @midnight #MyTombstoneIn5Words

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5 years

I’m on today’s episode of #JRE OUT NOW! With the man in charge @joerogan check it out now! @joerogancomedy

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3 years

Who plays your parents in the bio pic? #tbt

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7 years

Your network paid a sex offender. And all of us have used obscenity since the inauguration. Soooo....

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. @HillaryClinton uses obscenity on TV describing reaction to Trump's inaugural speech

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Comics, tonight’s spots are dedicated to @BrodyismeFriend he’d want us to Push and Believe! Put that positive energy out there for him. WEEEE GOT IT! #RipBrody

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Since everyone’s been asking #oldheadshotday

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4 years

Sooooo Republicans Y’ALL gonna go against THE POPE?!?!

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4 years

Pope Francis congratulates Catholic President-elect Joe Biden

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5 years

This just made my morning...and my year

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WHO IS THIS KID!!!!!? YOU ARE OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE WHOEVER YOU ARE ❤️

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@ACTBrigitte Also Americans are teaching their kids how to survive if there is an active shooter in their schools. What’s worse?

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3 years

Put her on Euphoria and Nate Jacobs is done.

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Go private? Some people who travel don’t want to sit in a popcorn party. I hope you guys made it through ok during this difficult time of being responsible parents.

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4 years

Checking Twitter to see if...nope everything is still horrible.

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2 years

Bridgerton got a new villain

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10 years

Born in the N.R.A. @midnight #redneckasong

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3 years

At this point, no one cares how you feel after your second shot. Welcome to the party. So nice of you to make it.

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@mrnicklevine

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Will and Nancy Grace. #DepressingSitcoms

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5 years

Everybody: Coronavirus is a global pandemic. Republicans:

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3 years

Breaking news: In a recent reflection, Candyman identifies as CandyThey/Them.

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I’m sorry ma’am but we don’t have a buttery dry Chardonnay

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10 years

Happy birthday @chriscolfer and yup this all happened http://t.co/Ruj6D8h9VD

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PS not even watching this season just pissed she’s trending on my timeline

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2 years

RIP Pat Carroll. Thank you for gifting us Ursula. An icon, a villain, a seawitch, an outcast. Thank you for inspiring so many poor unfortunate souls for generations then and now. 💜🐙🖤

Pat Carroll the voice of Ursula passes away at 95

American actress and singer Pat Carroll best known as Ursula in Disney’s Little Mermaid has just passed away at the age of 95. She died in her home on Cape Cod, Massachusetts on July 30th, while...

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2 years

The unfollowing begins. #BritneySpears

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8 years

Ohhh there will be 🔥🔥🔥🔥tonight on @midnight with me @willam and the lovely @bridgeteverett #comethru

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9 years

🎼 Don't go chasin' powerballs. Please stick to the Bingo and the scratch offs you're used to... #PowerballFever

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9 years

Yeah but are they free range, gluten free Rams? #LARams

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5 years

Awwww thanks for watching love!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

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5 years

Honestly only watched @ewhatthefashion for @justmartindale and his comedy so now he’s gone, I don’t know ... being a Brit and listening to flectures overly English accent in the American setting just puts me off ... sorry flecture 🙃 #itsnotyouitsE !

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Some of y’all think I’m on a one month long vacation...🙄❤️🤣

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8 years

We all know Abraham Lincoln wishes he could post a sticker selfie. #PrimaryDay

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Omg he saw “great speech” and liked the tweet. #RNCConvention

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Lololol well...

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What the fashion without @justmartindale :

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6 years

Now if only we could get Trump to withdraw from hosting the country.

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5 years

Congrats @danjlevy and the entire #SchittsCreek team on your well deserved Emmy nom! So happy for this show!!

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10 years

America's Not Talent #ReplaceALetterRuinATvShow

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5 years

Coming to the stage: Trixie Mothel @trixiemattel

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7 years

Wake me up when he's impeached.

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4 years

America has officially snapped. It’s insane watching everything unfold right now. Please be safe. Know you are loved. When you feel like no one cares about you, know that there are people that do. Change the system don’t loot a yogurtland. Use that anger inside and VOTE!!!! ❤️❤️

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Wow. I’ve never seen anyone do a McHumblebrag.