Kate McCartney @katemccccartney Twitter profile

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

I put glitter hairspray in my kid’s hair this morning and she looked at her reflection in the mirror and muttered to herself “no one can stop me now.”

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

In Kase You Missed it: Akting Masterklass with Kate!

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@katemccccartney

6 years

Hey bi kids! A) there’s nothing “skin curling” about you, whatever that Maxibon of expressions is supposed to mean. B) if you’re 18 soon, you get the pleasure of voting ScoMo the fuck out. If you’re not, then allow me. C) Bcoz this adult-sized bisexual loves the hell out of you x

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

Hey everyone else in Australia, Melbourne is not at the “accepting feedback and suggestions to deal with the problem” stage of this lockdown. We are stuck at the “we just need sympathy and visa gift vouchers” stage, and will be until further notice.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

Today, we are all clinical psychologists. I am a clinical psychologist. You are a clinical psychologist. A hundred bees gaffer taped together is a clinical psychologist.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

Merry Christmas from us and ours

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

Happy #BiPrideDay sweethearts! I love you all equally, voraciously, and completely indiscriminately, to the detriment of society!! 💖💜💙

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

Lockdown 4 is the worst in the series

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

6 years

My kid dressed as The Very Itchy Bear for Book Week today. Meanwhile, a 12-year-old girl set herself on fire on Nauru. That girl should be here, dressing up for Book Week like the rest of our fucking kids.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

This was a nightmare. @katemclennan1 and I had to teach this flog the absolute basics. Embarrassing.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

It’d be cool if kids in single kid households could nominate another kid with whom to create a 2-kid bubble. For many reasons; for kids’ mental health, for their parents’ mental health. But mainly so that they’re not so starved for company that they conjure demons into existence

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

I’m sorry @katemclennan1 but you had ten years to put a ring on it. Big mistake. Huge.

Sally Rugg

@sallyrugg

3 years

IMPORTANT RETRACTION TO MY 2019 MEMOIR: I thought I never wanted to get gay married. I worked on the campaign for years still, nah. Then I met @katemccccartney & my entire life changed. The world rearranged itself. So, on NY Day I asked Kate to marry me and she said yes 🥰❤️🌈

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@katemccccartney

3 years

I got a PCR test on Wednesday and I haven’t got my results yet. I’ve been in my house waiting on them for 4 1/2 days. Only my PCR test knows if I have COVID, but it won’t tell me 🥰 It’s a special little COVID secret ☺️that my PCR test is keeping 💖 all 💜to ❤️itself 🥰 💖😉

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

My kid got me this Elsa costume for Xmas. Apparently she insisted that I would love it.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

8 months

Over the weekend, #KateBox used her AACTA acceptance speech for Best Acting in a Comedy (for Deadloch) to call for a ceasefire. Her words were beautiful, devastating and urgent. I am so proud. Every moment this slaughter continues, we lose more of our humanity #CEASEFIRE_NOW

SBS News

@SBSNews

8 months

Kate Box’s AACTA award acceptance speech is gaining international attention for spotlighting the conflict in Gaza by calling for a ceasefire. Find the latest on the Hamas-Israel war here:

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

Hi darling it’s your gay moms. These steps were grey until our gay cheeks blessed them.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

I followed a really good cat into a front yard this morning to give her a pat and then the homeowner came out to leave for work, found me standing on her lawn and went “are you Kate McCartney?”

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

Just had *the cutest* conversation with my 4 y/o about the way she’s going to decorate her P2 respirator mask! Adorable! Looking forward to many, many, many, many, many, many conversations like this with her in the future! :)

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

We got two new cats, adding to the one cat we already have. We just need 400 more cats then we’ll have assembled our gay army of cats to fight Margaret Court.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

Yesterday was 3 years since the marriage equality vote in Oz. Thanks to my gf @sallyrugg who made it happen by herself & loves it when she gets credit. She had the idea that gays should marry, then she campaigned alone & then she passed the bill in a room by herself. Thanks Sally

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

As a certified bad actor, I know a thing or two about bad acting and just FYI the performance in that press conference yesterday was really, really bad acting.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

1 year

Deadloch has been Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. We’re so grateful to everyone who has watched, particularly the lesbians who have passionately shared their love for this show like a cold sore being passed around a Mardi Gras dance floor. Thankyou for your service xx

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

In much, much happier news, it is my best friend @katemclennan1 ’s 40th bday today. She has a perennial case of the “smart, kind & funny”s but mainly, she is very beautiful. Let us all rejoice.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

Happy Halloween, champs. Don’t you ever let your poor turnout and total lack of talent get in the way of becoming a principal dancer at Cooper Nielson’s new company.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

1 year

part of England winning last night needs to include the whole English team having to take a seat and listen to every lesbian in Australia talk through their feelings about it and then they have to admit it was a mistake to make Sam Kerr sad and then they have to say sorry.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

Proud of my partner, @sallyrugg . One man shouldn’t have a monopoly on our news. Enough is enough. The truth matters. Excited to see Australia’s media landscape change for the better.

Sally Rugg

@sallyrugg

3 years

I’m so excited to launch Australians for a Murdoch Royal Commission🔍, a new organisation and campaign taking on Murdoch’s monopoly, and to announce my role as the org’s National Director ☺️

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

You can tell my kid means business when she busts out her Elsa and Anna stickers.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

A mum died and the police officers responsible will not be charged. A six-year-old died of sepsis after being turned away from hospital SIX times. As far as the light touches in this country, everything is racist.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

At 3am the cat woke us with periodic, very angry meows. Turns out he’d bitten the cactus on our dresser & meowed because it hurt. Then he kept biting it and meowing, on a loop for several minutes. We moved the cactus. He found it and continued biting. No idea what that was about.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

Thanks for all the bday well wishes/pet photos. Channeled my latent 90s goth into a Friday 13th lockdown party. My kid got me a carebear. She insisted this is what I wanted for my 41st. Immediately after this photo was taken she took it up to her room. I haven’t seen it since.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

1 year

Hi just a reminder that Ep 8, the final episode of #Deadloch , airs tomorrow on @PrimeVideoAUNZ . That’ll make it the 8th of the 8 episodes of the show Deadloch, and will round off the 1st season of the show Deadloch. 8 episodes, one full season- the 1st season of the show Deadloch

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

I’ve Done A Lot Of Research And I’m Still Wrong: The JK Rowling Story

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

between lockdown and pandemic, lockdown is obviously the *far* better option, and I am very at peace with doing my civic duty on this front, but also, this lockdown can go fuck itself in every available hole.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

At the dr’s. No appointments. No numbered “next in line” cards due to COVID. Us patients have silently figured out the order we came in. A dude just arrived & hasn’t noticed the system. It’s tense. A nonna is staring at him, then at me. It’s about to kick off

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

Happy work Christmas party from us. I fucked my back doing deadlifts this morning so I can’t move from this position.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

Thought the pet people might want an update on the three cats in the house: 1) Beans. A full weirdo. Not ok. Barely a cat.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

Yesterday I watched @katemclennan1 break down a cardboard box in one succinct, violent move that she learned from her days at KFC and I gotta say, I have never been more ready to give it all away and start a life with her

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

nah mate

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

I get cervicogenic headaches and currently half my skull is numb. So I bought these glasses online so I could work whilst lying down. They’re working. But at what cost.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

My kid just forcibly removed her own tooth. There was blood everywhere. She’s gonna get in a room with that magical scrunt no matter what it takes.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

These days I’m lucky to be an employed creative, but please know that I just found my cover letter for a fuck awful retail job that I applied for in 2013, when I was 33. I never even heard from them. Just in case any of you are beating yourselves up about where you’re at.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

What’s cool about going out with @sallyrugg is that we’re a pretty even match, aesthetically

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

I did my masters on ghibli films. am available to come sit behind you & provide commentary while you watch these at home. What I’ve forgotten about their narrative, thematic and cinematic particulars I’ll make up for in how distracted I get by your pets

Netflix ANZ

@NetflixANZ

5 years

From February 2020, 21 films from the legendary animation house Studio Ghibli are coming exclusively to Netflix. We’re proud to bring beloved, influential stories like Spirited Away, Howl’s Moving Castle and My Neighbour Totoro to first-time viewers and high-flying fans alike.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

Hey @katemclennan1 & I are starting a podcast because we’ve been writing for a year in a room at my house & we’re not in good nick. We’re going to dish out life advice, so if you want terrible advice about anything at all to do with life email us at admin @okgreatproductions .com

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

I suspect this year I won’t be able to convince my 4yo that “Trick or Treating” involves going from house to house handing lollies to whoever opens the door. As this era draws to a close, I want to acknowledge that this lie was, & always will be, my greatest parenting achievement

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

I’m so proud of me and @katemclennan1 today. We had to make some hard cuts to a 70-page script to get the page count down. And we did, we cut out multiple scenes and killed a bunch of beloved babies. And now it’s 76 pages.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

Excuse me while I once more promote my girlfriend, who is, objectively, the best and the prettiest end of discussion thanks for coming

'It almost broke me': Inside truth on marriage equality

The woman who helped steer the Yes vote, Sally Rugg, was the subject of "cruel and perverse" bullying even by pro-campaigners.

www.smh.com.au

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

1 year

Pals, @katemclennan1 and I are delighted to announce that our precious tv baby has a due date. #Deadloch premieres June 2nd on @PrimeVideoAUNZ . Watch the trailer and BEWARE THE SWEARS x

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

guys @katemclennan1 is laughing at me because when I was 17 I saw the lingerie musical ‘Chicago’ four times in one year but I didn’t realise I was bi for another five years

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

I got a massage table for Christmas. It’s the best present I have ever received. NB: I am not a massage therapist. I just want to nap face down.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

Everything is bad but you know what is nice? Queer kids have Tik Tok & other things I haven’t heard of now, where they can be fun together & have in-jokes, & not feel alone, no matter their irl context. That’s so nice. My irl context is that I’m on a plane & I’ve had a plane wine

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

May the best woman win, Marty.

Sally Rugg

@sallyrugg

3 years

Truly extraordinary

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

I commit to making sure my kid gets a better education about this country than I ever did. My love, anger and solidarity today x #PayTheRent

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

Even though Vic vaccination rates amongst adults/eligible kids are really good, sending my ineligible 6 y/o back to school next week when there are 2297 cases in Victoria is QUITE THE MINDFUCK LET ME TELL YOU PERHAPS 1 OR 2 OF YOU CAN RELATE

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

headed to Perth with this dreamboat

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

Can’t believe Victoria has to tighten our COVID restrictions again. If only that vaccine that the rest of the world is getting could be more easily converted to aus currency or whatever the fuck the govt says is the problem with it

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

When this is over, all pets need to receive an award for their service to humanity. I don’t know about you, but my needy orange fuckhead cat is keeping this household together right now.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

It’s my 40th on Aug 13th and I’ll be in Stage 4 Lockdown. Which is fine, I’m not a child. But heads-up: if your pets are planning on making me a bday video message now would be the time to start working on their choreography.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

“For now.”

Sally Rugg

@sallyrugg

3 years

God bless the Internet

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

Solidarity with all the parents out there who just put their rabid, blood-eyed five-year-olds to bed at 10:30pm because of fucking daylight savings

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

Happy New Year and New Decade everyone! I love you all and I’m extremely worried about everything!

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

You didn’t though @ScottMorrisonMP

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

6 years

Me v gay wedding: love is beautiful. Love is pure. Bask, All Humanity, in this happiness. Me v straight wedding: don’t be gross. Get away from each other. No one is interested in your 30k vanity project.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

Everyone’s out showing their little ones the sunset :’)

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

I fully love Bluey. They’re not actual dogs, they are humans in cartoon dog suits. That’s what makes it good, heartbreaking, and beautiful. That’s how animation works- an audience (in this case, kids) can reflect on their life with the gentle distance that anthropomorphism allows

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

6 years

Please enjoy this tour de force from @katemclennan1

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

Just want to honour my pal & offsite executive function- little Irish witch @katemclennan1 . I’m so proud of her & thankful that she slid into my DMs in 2011. And whilst I had to knock back her sexual advances repeatedly, out of her heartbreak grew a beautiful creative partnership

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

This morning my gf unconsciously referred to a romantic relationship as a ‘Tier 1 Exposure’. Feel free to add that to the gold disc of lockdown trauma memories and shoot it into space.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

A fly that has been in the house for a week just fell in my Campari so I scooped it out to die then it dried out and now it’s flying around the house again because it’s a cunt and fuck I want to leave the house

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

happy gay everyone.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

put more rainbow families in kids’ shows ffs if everyone can accept that blue heelers own a $1.5 million queenslander they can deal with a couple of mums wandering around in the background

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

For weeks now I’ve come back regularly to this article thinking that I must have misread its contents, and it doesn’t actually say what I think it says about @ScottMorrisonMP ’s grotesque negligence. But it does.

Former fire chiefs 'tried to warn PM ' to bring in more water-bombers ahead of bushfire season

Twenty-three former fire and emergency leaders say they tried for months to warn PM Scott Morrison that Australia needed more water-bombers to tackle increasingly severe bushfires.

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Kate McCartney

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4 years

My kid starts school tomorrow. I’ve said “my baby!” more times in the past 72 hrs than I ever did in her entire infancy. I feel like a mother dog in a Disney film as her puppies are driven off a ravine in a shower of bullets I haven’t seen 101 Dalmatians I assume that’s the plot

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

Thankyou to everyone who has reached out so me since this story broke. No, I am not ok. Yes, I will be taking this matter to the high court.

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@katemccccartney

3 years

UPDATE:

Kate McLennan

@katemclennan1

3 years

My rumoured lover @katemccccartney and I want to get the jab. Can we walk into the Royal Exhibition Building this arvo and get the Pfizer?

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Kate McCartney

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4 years

Keep thinking I have a coronavirus sore throat but then I realise it’s because all I do now is wander around house holding a Negroni, belting out songs from the Frozen II soundtrack that I have no business attempting

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

One of my favourite stories about @katemclennan1 is that when she was an 8 y/o kid she decided to solve the recent murder of a local man in her country town, so she set out on her bike at dusk to investigate, whilst holding a lit candle.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

You know, everyone talks about how the Boomers have frozen them out of the property market, but no one is talking about how my parents are currently playing a Bette Midler cover of TLC’s Waterfalls

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@katemccccartney

4 years

I can’t remember a time before Melbourne lockdown. I distantly remember wearing jeans and being in a queue, but that’s it. All I am now is an elastic waistband and a bunch of cardboard that cannot be recycled yet.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

7 years

My 3-yr-old chose this photo of me from today’s outing to the zoo, then instructed my partner as to how she wanted it edited. I give you my new headshot.

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1 year

It’s the Final Friday Dieday! Ep 8 of #Deadloch , the Season Finale, is up WORLDWIDE on @PrimeVideoAUNZ NOW! Featuring: Precipitation! Foliage! Action! Emotions! Touching! A Very Special Voice Cameo! Plus: THE CASUAL WRAP UP OF THE ENTIRE FUCKEN SERIES!!!

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@katemccccartney

4 years

remember when there were other numbers besides 264 and 214

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

3) Possum. Tiny. Small. Angel fairy. Incredible communicator. An unproblematic ally. Just wants to see you achieve your dreams.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

Nicole Kidman does a ripper trade in playing characters who bend down and cup small children’s faces

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@katemccccartney

3 years

So on Friday it’ll be Lockdown Bday #2 for me. Again, it’s fine- happy to do my duty. But do send me pet photos pls. Also: it’ll be Friday 13th so send me your ghost encounters. I bought a smoke machine, so I can sit here, in a kitchen filled with mist, reading them to myself

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

1 year

Hello to the early morning ulcer @katemclennan1 just gave me

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

6 years

Happy belated International Cat Day to this shitbiscuit and other shitbiscuits like her.

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

4 years

Come on everyone. You know the saying- don’t judge a book by its public defense of an alleged rapist

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

ok which one of you shitstains introduced my kid to enya

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

3 years

Happy #LesbianVisibilityDay to all you lesbians. You keep being the biggest fucken lesbians you can be, Lesbians. Reach for the stars ✨💫⭐️

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@katemccccartney

4 years

Open your wallet @BIGW . Open it to the family, and the community. You can do more than just apologise to a four-year-old who your employee was mad keen to initiate into the criminal system.

ABC Indigenous

@ABCIndigenous

4 years

Police investigate alleged assault of Aboriginal girl, 4, wrongly accused of stealing from Big W.

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3 years

yoga went well this morning!

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6 years

Probs worth noting today that the government works for us & we get to decide the agenda for the upcoming election, not them. So the agenda probs shouldn’t be gay kids? It should probs be how we have 12 yrs to curb climate change or the planet’s going to overheat & we’ll all die?

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@katemccccartney

5 years

Look at how @katemclennan1 is protecting her kombucha like my cat is a European wasp

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Kate McCartney

@katemccccartney

5 years

The new show is going really well, actually, and the stress isn’t getting to us

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3 years

So @katemclennan1 and I are making a new show! It’s a murder comedy set in Lutruwita/Tasmania and it’s called Deadloch and it’ll be on @PrimeVideoAUNZ . The team we’ve assembled for it is *wildly* good and we are all so bloody jazzed for you to watch xx

Amazon unveils seven new Australian originals - IF Magazine

Amazon Prime Video launched a slate of seven new local originals at a showcase event in Sydney last week, including projects from Made Up Stories, Cate Blanchett's Dirty Films, Matchbox Pictures and...

if.com.au

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@katemccccartney

5 years

I just walked into a supermarket aisle where a dude was shouting “Crouton... Crouton!... CROUTON!” at Siri and then he gave up and just got a packet of cruskits merry christmas everyone

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4 years

I mean, sure. Why not.

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