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Data entry at the American Literary Historical Society. Dumas & Jules Vernes. Hubert Robert stanning & vibing. Pre-liberal neo-fusionist. low density respektor

Belly of the Beast
Joined February 2015
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Karl Hettingen
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POV: it’s 1987. your name is Henry Poncy-Talbout and you recently graduated from Oxford with a third in Classics. Your uncle Archie got you a job in Hong Kong with Charles Bearings Merchant Bank as a Japanese Equities trader The new world is yours & ripe for the taking my son.
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Karl Hettingen
4 months
@bronzeagemantis 80s Hong Kong was something else
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@RogueScholarPr
Rogue Scholar Press
6 months
Exposure to the right art at the right age is very important for boys In the 80s these kinds of films abounded. Gladiator was one of the last to portray this kind of masculine heroism. It speaks directly to the thumos within you
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10 months
Can’t get enough of this anglo slop
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1 year
WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle
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WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle
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Karl Hettingen
8 months
I asked Google Gemini to generate a picture of famous Romanian Kings
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4 months
@bronzeagemantis 80s Hong Kong was something else
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Karl Hettingen
2 years
@michaelmalice Hollywood/media have created the myth/meme of the “moderate” Republican which is the only worthy opposition to them because they can win against them
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Karl Hettingen
7 months
@Paracelsus1092 What else are they hiding?!
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Karl Hettingen
10 months
There goes your melting pot
@admirim
Admirim
11 months
Albanian-American Edit Shkreli makes history as she is sworn in as a Judge of the New York City Civil Court, Bronx County. The Albanian anthem was incorporated into the ceremony, along with the flags of Kosovo and Albania.
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@BishopDespenser This reminds me of Brazilian deliveroo drivers that had pro-Bolsanaro stickers on their mopeds
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2 years
@NeilDotObrien This is not the win you think it is...
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@bronzeagegerman Did you take the RER?
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2 years
@pegobry You know who he sounds like?!
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Karl Hettingen
8 months
I asked Google Gemini to generate a picture of a famous Romanian Right Wing Bodybuilder and this is what I got. Woke AI is getting out of hand.
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Karl Hettingen
11 months
Madri Millennial progressives are actually a much more of an impediment to course correction for the country than the property owning boomer class. These people grew up on HIGNFY, C4, Radiohead, Guardian etc. they believe we live in patriarchy, Churchill ‘gassed’ the kurds etc
@Louise_m_perry
Louise Perry
11 months
I argued for the @Telegraph that young British progressives are suffering from false consciousness, since they don't seem to realise that the immigration and social housing policies they support are immiserating them
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Karl Hettingen
7 months
Mucenicii moldovenești sunt doar niște gogoși cu nucă
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Karl Hettingen
9 months
@BDSixsmith “Can you explain to us what you meant when at 02:37am you tweeted ‘it’s so over’ but then at 5:17am you tweeted ’we’re so back’?!”
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6 months
In whose sociopathic mind is this ok??
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Karl Hettingen
5 months
Yesterday we had to bury my father. I know it’s cliché but do give yours a hug or a call today. One day they will be gone and the hole left behind will be immense.
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1 year
@realhansard Two things can be true at the same time: - zoomer/millenials lead a mega consumerist lifestyle (enabled by cheap debt & tech etc) - boomers had significantly less of that but were faced with much better capital asset/income ratios which benefitted them long term
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Karl Hettingen
1 year
"Si 'Capitanul' asta al vostru e capitan la polo sau fotbal"
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Karl Hettingen
5 months
Future historians should call him the “LinkedIn entry” PM
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Harry Cole
5 months
PM drenched.
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11 months
We’re so back
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8 months
@ELuttwak It’s also because their brand of nationalism is anti-imperialist & by definition left wing so they see themselves 100 years ago in the Palestinians today. Their identity is defined by anti Britishness & even if they did well for themselves in recent decades they can’t let go
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Karl Hettingen
6 months
Hristos a înviat! Christ has risen!
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Karl Hettingen
1 year
'Trans?! Adica transhumanta?'
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Karl Hettingen
1 year
No... pe aicea nu se trece
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Karl Hettingen
4 years
@joshuatopolsky @micsolana @MikeIsaac “[...] reality is they can't look inward enough to see their problems and they don't want anyone else pointing them out. It's the worst bubble.” - are you serious??? This applies way more to journalists than tech entrepreneurs
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Karl Hettingen
8 months
My cleaner - pretty twenty odd year old from Brazil (with a 7 yo daughter back home she’s sending money to) - had her face slashed open on Sunday night. She’s already needed to have two surgeries
@CrimeLdn
London & UK Street News
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A scheme to allow prisoners to be released early because of a lack of space has been extended indefinitely, Sky News can reveal. Ministers have also expanded the number of jails letting out prisoners before the end of their sentence,
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Karl Hettingen
1 year
"Sa nu uiti draga ca vineri vine Margareta la cina cu noul ei amant. Unul Costi sau Costin...nu mai stiu. Cica e un mare intelectual al epocii de bronz. O sa scot argintaria aia buna."
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1 year
@ploughmansfolly That was exactly my reaction when I saw this. Not just that, but for those who don't speak Romanian, Mr Alamariu's third picture clearly shows that he is an Orthodox Christian. On the other hand, we all know BAP is a savage PAGAN. This should hopefully rest the case.
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Karl Hettingen
6 months
looool.... @bronzeagemantis what have you done?
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1 year
I am going to tell my kids this is who Nietzsche was
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2 years
@lndian_Bronson Lol…yes because if it wasn’t for free market individualism this girl would indeed have the morality of a Carmelite nun
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Karl Hettingen
3 months
British state capacity coming into contact with something people have known & experienced in Romania for ages
@BGatesIsaPyscho
Concerned Citizen
3 months
🇬🇧 Clip of Police removing children on behalf of social services which caused the riots to erupt across Leeds last night.
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POV: you are Aron Bastani and these guys just quote tweeted your stupid socio-political commentary. wdyd?
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1 year
"Pe-un picior de plai, Pe-o gură de rai, Iată vin în cale, Se cobor la vale, Trei turme de miei, Cu trei ciobănei. Unu-i vietnamean, Unu-i srilankan Şi altu-i nepalean."
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Karl Hettingen
1 year
'Selective Breeding' you say?? Yes, I know all about it.
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Karl Hettingen
9 months
@grescoe everyone reading this, please google 'replication crisis'
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Karl Hettingen
1 year
"Lasa-ma mai Emile cu transcendenta in absolut. Mai bine transcendem sticla asta de Busuioaca"
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Karl Hettingen
10 months
Men, what’s stopping you from dressing like that?
@RomanianHaiduc
Radu Pruth
10 months
This one is my favourite. This is the Platonic ideal of a Romanian shepherd, it's exactly as I imagine one to look like when reading folk ballads.
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Karl Hettingen
3 years
I think Romanian is the second most spoken language in central London
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Karl Hettingen
4 years
@EpicHistoryTV Been thinking a lot about this recently. Season 1: Final year of Philip II rule Season 2-5: Alexander the great conquests Season 6-15: War of Diadochi Spin-off: 2-3 seasons on the reign of Phyrrus
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Karl Hettingen
7 months
Happy Friyay mofos
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Karl Hettingen
10 months
- Simion? - Da sefu' - Incepe operatiunea "Sacrificiul Scroafei de Ignat" - Sefu', dar e traditie pagana asta - Exact beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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Karl Hettingen
3 years
@BDSixsmith The best bit
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Karl Hettingen
8 months
"France, which has always had a masterly aptitude for converting even the portentous crises of its spirit into something charming and seductive."  — Friedrich Nietzsche
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Karl Hettingen
6 months
I would pay good money into a gofundme for an anon to go on QT, fake propose a question but then when it gets to him asking it he just says the below in an NPC voice
@anglofuturist
Will 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Question Time last night: "The Tories, the NHS, privatised the NHS, the Tories, the bankers, the bonuses, the NHS"
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7 months
Life is good
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Karl Hettingen
5 months
“cacalau”
@johndory1914
John Dory
5 months
Schneck 🥲🐌🇩🇪
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Karl Hettingen
2 years
@benedictevans I am scratching my head to understand how that post is racist?!
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Karl Hettingen
2 years
@kirbsanon this is fedpoasting
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Karl Hettingen
6 months
First year we made them
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2 years
@ShumBaloo @ssppuudd1954 You are absolutely right. The problem with the left is that they don’t really care about tax income to the gvmnt. They are unhappy that someone somwhere is making - what they, in their envy ridden soul, deem to be - too much money
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Karl Hettingen
5 months
“E ce trebuie”
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Karl Hettingen
7 months
Lady Ghika….we did it Romania bros
@LaoCaiLarry1
LaoCaiLarry 🇹🇭🇬🇧
7 months
Interesting comment on the Royals here - are we turning a corner on the Windsors?
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Karl Hettingen
1 year
"Uita-te si tu cum arata cizma asta. Baiatul asta nou din Scornicesti - Nicolae cred ca il cheama - e vai si amar. Nu stie nimic! Unde l-o fi gasit Sandulescu?! E ultima data cand ma duc la el."
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Karl Hettingen
3 years
Updated version: neoliberals vs communists vs postliberals
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Neoliberals vs communists
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Karl Hettingen
8 months
Post a picture of your ancestors
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@johndory1914
John Dory
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Post a picture of your ancestors 🖼
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Karl Hettingen
2 years
@LandsknechtPike The extras were military conscripts of the communist army. Being normally underfed meant it was easy for them to look historically accurate
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Karl Hettingen
2 years
@eliotwb @mattyglesias Is that what WSJ did when it went after pewdiepie in 2016 (which was in fact targeted at Youtube and its advertisers)?! More likely to be the below 👇
@balajis
Balaji
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Legacy media hates tech because tech disrupted them.
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Karl Hettingen
6 months
Decebalus after seeing the Romans finish building a bridge over the Danube
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@MedievalScholar
The Medieval Scholar
6 months
Saladin after getting absolutely torched by a sixteen year old Leper in battle
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Karl Hettingen
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Kids in Romania were playing this 24 years ago
@historyinmemes
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Kids playing in England, 124 years ago.
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Karl Hettingen
1 year
@NewStatesman @sarahmanavis This article would have only made sence if woke comedy was actually funny
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Karl Hettingen
7 months
This is my bloodbath outfit. What is yours?
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@BrigadierKetch
Brigadier Ketchup
7 months
This is my bloodbath outfit. What is yours?
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Karl Hettingen
8 months
Straight into my veins “We have so-called neoliberals who love markets and the prosperity they bring but run a mile from defending social order, and postliberals who love social order but distrust markets and suspect prosperity is simply decadence.”
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Karl Hettingen
8 months
Bucharest. Olteni Church, built in 1722 by Nicolae, the arbiship of Bucharest. It was demolished in 1987 by order of Ceaușescu, and a block was built in its place.
@ro_adrian2
Arhitectură Românească🇷🇴
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București. Biserica Olteni, construită în 1722 de către Nicolae, protopopul Bucureștilor. A fost demolată în 1987 la ordinul lui Ceaușescu, iar pe locul ei a fost construit un bloc.
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Karl Hettingen
3 years
This is one of the most complete articles I read in ages, on a topic I spend a lot of time thinking about. I also urge my Romanian and Eastern Euro followers to read this. It shows you where the real power in your countries is moving towards
@im_1776
IM—1776
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Must-read: "Charitable foundations, and the specific charities they fund, are the single most important force in Western societies... If we want to have a shot at changing society, our goal must be to seize the state apparatus and use it to destroy them."
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Karl Hettingen
6 months
- Noooooo Gigachad. Stop. What do you think genciding all these people will get you?! - We will achieve 'affordable housing' because of less demand , 'climate impacts' because less CO2 & 'collective good' because society values. Now face to the wall please
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@NJStopMadness
NJ-Stop the Madness
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@karl_eats @dukes_mayo Aw someone is mad they have to pay to the collective good of society because they live near civilization?
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Karl Hettingen
7 months
Romania must he the country with naturally the most diverse physiognomies
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Karl Hettingen
5 months
@Piticigratis 1. can un bun lagging indicator, Romania trece in 2024 prin fakecriza in care trecea vestul in 2014 2. fara sa stiu cine e tipul, daca lucreaza la vice probabil era male faminist. asta arata ca legea cu male feminist e in valabila si in Ro.
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1 year
@KonstantinKisin lol...is it tribalism, or loss of faith in journalistic integrity?
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5 months
Yes, mayb you liek and vizită
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6 months
Miami Vice is such an amazing show Even with all the aesthetics accounts on here, it still feels underrated
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Karl Hettingen
11 months
Ahh yes, finally an astute grand intellectual uncovered what the REAL issue was with Transylvania's unification with 'Ottoman' Romania - > women did not get to vote?! what about POCs, gays and transsexuals - did they get to vote?
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11 months
On the Milei victory - to all RWs that are now winging about this or that - take the f***ing W and stop blaqpiling
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Bucharest in May vs Bucharest in November
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For all its faults, Bucharest in May is something else
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1 year
"Nic draga, te rog vorbeste cu Mihaița. Mi-a scris iarasi prof Oprescu legat de comportamentul lui la liceu. In timpul orei de biologie s-a sculat la tabla, si cu fervoare mesianica a inceput sa delireze despre viata sexuala cimpanzeilor in captivitate. Mi-e si rusine sa repet."
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"nooo Miorito, tu imi spui mie ca teroristii au stiut sa loveasca exact in aripa unde se alfa departamentul de contabilite si audit, care tocmai descoperise o gaura in buget de 2.3 trilioan de dolari?!"
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@FendeVilliers This was made 8000 years ago. I wonder what he was contemplating on
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Dupaia am strigat: 'Liber birjar?' Și birjarul: 'Liber maică, liber.' 'TRAISCA LIBERTATEA!'
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@BritishAlba @tomhfh That was the least out of tune one economically with marginal effect on budget. People only fought against it because envy & resentment underpins the political culture in this country
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Karl Hettingen
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"Judge Mark Lucraft lifted the anonymity order after media organisations, including the BBC, challenged the legal application to protect his identity, on the basis that confidence in the criminal justice system requires cases to be held, [...], in public." - banana republic stuff
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Karl Hettingen
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Indo European charioteer migration into the Southern Carpathian basin - cca. 1400 BC
@ak24ro
aktual24.ro
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Un sofer care trecea prin Valcea a fost atacat cu toporul
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@bronzeagemantis This was in one of the early CR episodes. Been listening to it since!!
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Karl Hettingen
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@CGhineaOficial De-aia ‘antreprenorii’ tineri din spatele USR lucrează cu forta de munca din Pakistan, ca sa oprească pakistanezarea Romaniei
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Karl Hettingen
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@fortifiedneolib Someone ask him why no longer historically tartar?!
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Karl Hettingen
9 months
“We are Romanians. Of course we can play the leaves.”
@daily_romania
Daily Romania
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Romanian man makes music with leafs 🍃🎶 🇷🇴
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Karl Hettingen
1 year
Before / after reading dostoevsky
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Karl Hettingen
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Wearing a suit, on my way to see the judge. Wish me luck
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@PippyBing can we also have people within that age bracket not vote? thank you
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Karl Hettingen
1 year
Btw, this is all a result of almost a decade of woke nonsense being pumped & spewed out of ngos through direct funding from the EU & US embassies
@Freedomalternat
Freedom Alternative🇷🇴🇺🇦🇸🇪🇺🇸
1 year
Bucharest. Today (Oct 21, 2023)
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@bronzeagemantis better still. wat means?
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@mikeysmith This epitomizes the state of British journalism. Tell me, did they have their scotch eggs with or without salad?
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Karl Hettingen
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@SydneyFreedberg @Knightly_H One of the strange facts I remember from the books is that Baron Harkonnen, after the destruction of the House of Atreides gets congratulated by the emperor for the ingenious use of artillery which had become obsolete in the era of force shields but could now be used on Dune
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