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Happy place.
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@CulinaryGawd @Unkle_K @LryGrvs I had a coworker with one leg and they used to call him DJ kickstand 😭
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@f0lake I could take the best shower ever and still have some glitter left over too. Bad choice of medium lmao
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@cocoabutterbf Cassandra, sis, do you even have taste buds at this point i-
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@naiathelion @whitest_injera We might have to send Chr*sean
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@jothesnob Please like they could even last FORTY back shots 🫤
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@kourtniloveee @Mmakgosidarling These be lifting the most!! (For me personally)
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@Inthebayy @ThaSiTHAPRNTiCE @Sinflowerblues I think it would’ve been cute if he was kissing her cheek upside down. That would’ve been adorable and appropriate.
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@Mzinduzi @lola_n_stitch Ok nah this response was weird
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@EliKeys_ @MarquesKeon @MatheusMadruga @Vixenvall Are we ignoring the part where she didn’t know about the other girl or are we just being dense? (Hint: it’s one of those two options)
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@CallherVic @PopCrave It’s the worlds tiniest violin 😭
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@NotLaja @Chrissssssw “And will also take selfies with African American students” is sending me
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@LL__Cool__Dre @Hibzster If a guy gets my number and then walks back over to his GIRLFRIEND then yes that’s a cancellable act
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@theylovveslim @jo___deci Why would you say this? 😭
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@__TheNique__ The text lmaooooo 😭
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@Mindful_Mulatto @DelilahMariee_ Also why would they post it lol
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@thenoirace @LL__Cool__Dre @Hibzster “Oh noooo if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions” faceasses 💀
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@JavaughnSYW But also I think a large part of knowing who you are is how you are responding to said influences, total solitude can only plateau
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@NYScanner @Hitman_Hatcher Omg the “hi!” At the end 😭
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@brethawriter It’ll depend on the friend, and the parents of said friend.
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@OhEmmeG Introduced me as his friend
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Signed my contract today, ya girl is a professional songwriter!! #finally #officiallyofficial
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@CeceliDaRosa Aannnnnnnd standards in 3! 😂
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Personally, if I asked for $300 from the father of my child to buy clothes, I 9/10 know what I’m getting for the child so yes I’d be annoyed at him buying $300 worth of random ass clothing.
@HBCUfessions
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So my baby momma called me and asked me for 300 dollars to get my daughters some clothes. Instead of giving her the money I brought over 300 dollars worth of clothes for my daughters. Now she mad, am I wrong? -famu
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@saylesss2xx @_BriWade You just proved her point… “he could’ve taken 3 years” Like yea he could’ve but she clearly couldn’t have lol
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@TwittaHoney Right? Like if all my friends not getting in we leavin
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@f0lake Oh ok. That’s so embarrassing to do lol
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@allsilverthings It’s honestly amazing that anyone that age even knows who Lenny Kravitz is Lmao
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@openmy3rdeyee I think some dreams are messages and then others are really just dreams lol
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@I_Love_Osh @JustScarlette what about Dave the barbarian lmao
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@ohh_aysia @_BrownBarbii @iRunWithLula @ValeLaPenaaaa These responses really lack accountability lol
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@itisthatkid @emoblackthot Sis we already have them they’re just being labeled as r&b 🙄
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@allumtom_ @cementedgoal @danny_sexton3 @pepsiman420lol @uncensoredpromo Plus it was in front of a cross walk so if someone walked out stopping is 100% necessary…
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I get that it's funny or whatever but stuff like this discourages people from wanting to do these things ): it's supposed to be fun ):
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When you're walking on campus and can hear a rapidly approaching cyclist
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I am officially an A&R coordinator at Sony Music Entertainment Epic Records 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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I GOT THE JOB😭😭😭😭
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@xheirjordanx @tixraa I saw something saying it’s actually her cat and she was joking
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@ValleyTrill @theABefffect @mythtilda I agree but at the same time I wouldn’t like, give my kid a asymmetrical bob or some shit😭
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@VickyPearl_J @Dreadful4Tymes It’s literally in my bio smh
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@xheirjordanx @tixraa They writin think pieces lmaooo
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@bellaxedward666 @gbennylola I think chunks of the world started flying off immediately after so it’s like..lmao
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@Ace1dr__ Y’all didn’t have to bring Sam whiteout into this 😭
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@heyyitsjanea The fact that the neighbor said she’s glad he’s getting dragged because HE SLEPT WITH HER HUSBAND 😭 his response was “get over it that was 2 years ago”😭😭😭 omg
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@TruRebel_ @bess101 Them “callings” started getting on my fckn nerves 😭
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When Tony Goldwyn is at your church 😭😭😭😭😭 @tonygoldwyn
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@imso_e @Hailerosec That’s the point tho. Withholding key information is lying… lmao (especially when asked directly.)
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We takin shots shots shots shots shots onnnnn threeee 1, 2, 3! Go! YOU MOVIN TOO SLOW!
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@elainaaan How you burning a book you paid for? Lmaoo
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@gracecamille_ Why do they even ask about this??
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"Why are women still to be held responsible for the actions of a grown man?" 🎯
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The Problem with the “It’s Just the Men You Date” Retort
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@Bratty_Mistress @4playygrl And ask after the fact 😂
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@McKenzie_TBE @Shuri57821 Y’all talk about marriage like it’s something everybody should aspire to do.. and the marriage be trash anyway Dawg 😭
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@Mr_UYBMVal @iam_baawa @AddoFitnat @njiiru Not if it’s the first time omg I actually got freaked out by thinking he parked the car without telling her
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@sunsfyre @HpImfn @TEXASTITTIE @TruelyQ And she couldn’t even let her have that. Smh
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@saylesss2xx @_BriWade What’s she supposed to do, let her mom raise her child? Or the foster care system? Tf lol if she’s the only parental option she doesn’t really get to not show up
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@EddiePReactions @brethawriter Gimme a break bro sometimes kids are actually fine lmao
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@naiathelion @l0calgayman @arcanecovet I think you should change it because I was also confused for a lot of reasons before clicking on it Lmao
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@jiggyjayy2 @jenjanise2 And still didn’t do as well smh
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When you finally feel cute >>> it's gonna be a great year
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@La_Melons @Thismediagirl @Mzinduzi @lola_n_stitch I was like wait we not finna just let that one slide 😭
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@kiviacoray_ @_kingdaja @Sk8BaeVibez I thought I was the only one who thought this whole video was weird... lol “let me beam at how I am perfect and do everything for you”
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@theylovveslim @jo___deci I think the tweet itself implies that all conditions are favorable for kissing that person 😭
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Me: wow this guy is nice, good looking, and fun to hang out with let's just take it slow Me to me: ask him what we are
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@kiwiwalrus @ContentForAll @ElyKreimendahl You can even ask a stranger to bring cups or sum to a party. Guac included
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I thought this was Victor Baxter
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#1 Panthers Fan 🥧 🫡
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Happy Veterans Day!
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Now why would my mom post this with this caption 😂😂😂😂 pls
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I SHOT MY FIRST MUSIC VIDEO YALL MAKE SOME NOISE WTF!!!
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@Love_Y0urz @MasangoSisanda I think it’s just the fact than a random can take a few minutes to help her when her man didn’t want to/ didn’t make any time to help her.
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I made a tik tok 😭
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@kourtniloveee @Mmakgosidarling Different strokes for different courts/kourts lol
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@NickNBeauty It would obviously be 3 tho
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In my element 🌻
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@haworthes No humanity Elena was the worst
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@80HDqueen @Yakuza_j0 @SydDivineTarot But you have to drive eventually 😭 this happened to me and that mf was jumping bitch I had to pull over cause I started screaming and swerving 😭😭
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If ur my soulmate and I curved u bby I’m sorry pls come get me
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....and then they both get parking tickets. @OnlyAtSouthern
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Just me and you parked on edge of the world, thats how I wanna see ya girl #Cole #OnlyAtSouthern
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When your ex gets a new girl, tell him you want him back and then when he breaks up with her, change your mind 😌 #WasteHisTime2016
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@Ebony_QT I try to remain present. Literally. Focus on the things around me, smells, touch sensations... being 100% in the now helps a lot.
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Because I haven't posted any new songs lately
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@PhiaLamour @99royalty99 @MelvinRoy20 @michellehorton_ There’s always one of y’all under every tweet 🙄
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@Kemji @__Angiebtv @DexAintDead I mean it’s a tv show plot from manifest I’m sure it was just a funny conversational thing
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Y’all I got kicked off DaBaby video shoot yesterday 😭 lmaooo what is my life
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@___d0minique Candy attracts everything! Even ants!!!
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@PrinceDerekDoll @Dishone7 @zebrinaholmes @notshawnallen Orrrrrrr he sees his father behave that way and sees no issue with it.
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@ThotMcstuffinss @WilliamsOtho @colderthan__ice Riiight what the hell he talking about😭
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@JavaughnSYW I feel like after awhile it would stop being impressive? I asked my mom if she was amazed at the concept that at one point I was nothing and now I can speak and write essays and she said no you should be able to do those things and I-
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@aspenkatana You supposed to just stop if it ends up being small? Lmao
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Call me the grinch but I wanna see some proposal videos where the person says no
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Garden- SZA 🌿🌸🌞
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@ Georgia Southern Parking and Transportation @OnlyAtSouthern
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I feel so cute today 💖
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