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kate
9 months
3 glasses of wine in and i start sounding like this man
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kate
3 years
this is my last straw
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kate
3 years
on a scale of one to my sister, how glad are you that it’s raining again
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kate
3 years
obsessed with this man having a photoshoot with his dog
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kate
3 years
hehe what’s the craig
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kate
2 years
babe what’s wrong? you haven’t even opened your vape hamper yet
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kate
3 years
got sent on my break 20 minutes into my 8 hour shift, surely this should be illegal
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1 year
i haven’t looked at advent calendars the same since
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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3 years
sent a happy new years text and got left on opened ahahahahahahahahajaiwanttodiehahahahah
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@kanleyyy
kate
3 years
as an arts student, i love this woman in stem role play
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kate
3 years
does UL genuinely think that this is a big enough space for two students to live in?????
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@kanleyyy
kate
3 years
i would die for these babies
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kate
3 years
the colonizers are at it again
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@kanleyyy
kate
6 months
i wonder did anyone ever actually lose weight using a wii fit? or was it’s sole purpose to tell children that they were obese?
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kate
4 years
you just had to be there
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@kanleyyy
kate
3 years
sims 4 is currently €5 for any of my mentally ill girlies xxx
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@kanleyyy
kate
3 years
some spanish lad asked if i was from dublin, and I said no and this was the response
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@kanleyyy
kate
3 years
someone better ‘happy new year’ their way into my dms tonight or else
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@kanleyyy
kate
3 years
i’m about to blow his mind
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@kanleyyy
kate
2 years
just ran my first ever half marathon! (i went to the bathroom in the jervis)
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kate
3 years
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 I will 🕯 🕯 get a negative test 🕯 🕯 so i can come home 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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3 years
whoever made this mcflurry needs their ass ate
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kate
3 years
ummm
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@kanleyyy
kate
3 years
may i present to you the most cursed drink order i have ever gotten: a pint of milk with ice
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kate
10 months
this is so much funnier in ireland
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10 months
tiktok induced schizophrenia
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3 years
a man at work asked if i considered him a dilf and i said yes. what is wrong with me
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3 years
@adoRED19 because it’s funny dan
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@kanleyyy
kate
3 years
just matched with paul mescal’s brother on bumble does this mean i’m only 2 people away from my queen phoebe ?!
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8 months
i love living in mayo
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7 months
@BlGTESCO and on international women’s day?!!! congrats!!!
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kate
3 years
do you think paul mescal makes phoebe bridgers watch championship sundays
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kate
3 years
went on tinder at home, saw 4 of my cousins, closed the app
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kate
3 years
i made a bag !!! it didn’t exist? and now it does !!
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kate
3 years
just matched with an olympian on tinder and he’s staying in my village for the weekend…. stay tuned
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kate
3 years
mayo (and i cannot stress this enough) for sam
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@kanleyyy
kate
9 months
what a great day to be alive
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11 months
it gets worse after every word
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@kanleyyy
kate
10 months
got diagnosed as a culchie by spotify wrapped
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kate
3 years
why does my iced coffee look like a really shite pint of guinness
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kate
3 years
even my dog has a valentine and i don’t smh
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kate
3 years
update: just got invited to an afters
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kate
3 years
just matched with an olympian on tinder and he’s staying in my village for the weekend…. stay tuned
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kate
3 years
uh oh, college is feeling optional again
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kate
11 months
got rid of the cap from lucozade sport… cheers, son’s crying now 👍🏻👍🏻
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3 years
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 I will 🕯 🕯 pass my exam 🕯 🕯 tomorrow 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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kate
3 years
i’ve been gone less than 24hours and my mother has already lost the plot
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kate
3 years
she’s a bit rough around the edges but here she is! a little commotion for her plz
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kate
3 years
how tf am i supposed to know what to wear to college bc it’s 7° now and it’s supposed to be 22° at lunchtime???
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kate
4 months
if i ever get to the stage where i’m running half marathons on a bank holiday sunday instead of spending it hungover please shoot me in the head
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kate
3 years
AS IF JUST WON €200 ON A SCRATCH CARD
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kate
3 years
i think i’m in love with this italian girl i might be sharing an apartment with
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kate
5 months
i didn’t even have to leave my bedroom to see the northern lights
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3 years
the fire alarm just went off in the library and not a single person moved, at least we have our priorities straight
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kate
10 months
another year almost over and still have never been on a date 😼23 years going strong 💪🏻💪🏻
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kate
3 years
a shared desk?????
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kate
3 years
got a parcel from my family and look what they sent me ahahahahaha
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1 year
just deleted my hinge and tinder accounts bc i physically cannot take any more small talk
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kate
4 years
i just listened to Joe Duffy’ interview with @meganjrenee and I am genuinely lost for words. He was clearly uneducated on the topic and all of his questions came across as very condescending. Not to mention him trying to insinuate that only fans can be used for money laundering?
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3 years
who gave Irish twitter moldavite this week
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3 years
rip my prince
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3 years
this can’t be the same mayo i’m from
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The Northern lights as captured in Glengad Co Mayo last night Photo credit: Brian Wilson
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3 years
a man at work last night told me to ‘stop looking at him with those bedroom eyes’ or he would ‘have to do something about it’ …. like go AWAY i’m literally just at work!!!!!!
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kate
3 years
crying over this parcel i got from mam today
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kate
3 years
my fav hobby is zooming in on people’s dissertations to see the titles bc i’m a nosy bitch
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kate
3 years
not the flip flops
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kate
5 months
here she is in all her glory
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6 months
just won a barbecue on a radio competition 💅🏻
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5 months
i hope bereal never falls out of use because i loveeee being nosy!!! no other app lets me see what everyone’s sitting rooms look like and i love it!
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kate
3 years
paul hollywood and noel fielding
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kate
2 years
as if i sent a text to the SAME LAD and got left on opened again 🤡🤡🤡
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kate
3 years
sent a happy new years text and got left on opened ahahahahahahahahajaiwanttodiehahahahah
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3 years
my setup for writing my #girlboss manifesto
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kate
3 years
a little commotion for the skirt
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kate
2 years
just ate a chewy malteser. day ruined
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kate
3 years
one of my lecturers just changed an assignment due date from the 8th of jan to 31st of dec and didn’t give any reason why??? i hate it here
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3 years
sometimes being a loner isn’t so bad
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3 years
hot girl shopping list
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3 years
my mom has officially conquered snapchat
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2 years
everyone who likes aperol spritz is lying and you cannot convince me otherwise
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3 years
covid has finally got me, almost 2 years later
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9 months
crocheted a basket!! for my crochet bits!!
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3 years
this picture of grimes has taken me out
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7 months
love having my license bc no one can stop me from driving nearly 40 mins to get a coffee and a sweet treat
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3 years
just went on tinder and the first three people i saw were my cousins :))) i love being home x
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kate
3 years
ordered a takeaway cocktail and obviously the most convenient way to serve it was in half a melon
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3 years
cleansed
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6 months
worst nightmare came true today: went to the pool with my sister and who was in the jacuzzi but half of the local gaa team…. can’t believe they saw me in a swimming hat
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3 years
when he speaks irish 🥵🥵
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kate
3 years
saw two people having sex in eyre square today, nature is healing <3
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kate
3 years
i’m taking this opportunity to show everyone the curly bracket i just drew
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kate
3 years
a girl i know (who’s 20 btw) is getting MARRIED next month would you be well
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3 years
@__niamho why is the ‘😂’ so menacing
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3 years
cat fishing on main today
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8 months
GUYS I JUST PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!!!!
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kate
3 years
TWO OF MY BEST FRIENDS FROM HOME JUST ARRIVED AT MY DOOR IN SPAIN TO SURPRISE ME FOR MY 21ST AHHHHHHHHHH
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kate
3 years
waking up with a sore throat is possibly the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone ever
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kate
3 years
how do i tell him i’ll be back at christmas
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kate
3 years
this is all i have to say on the matter
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kate
3 years
and he’s dead right
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kate
3 years
i think i girlbossed a bit too close to the sun
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kate
3 years
i can’t stop crying thinking about the messages on the golden record that they sent into space
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kate
3 years
did anyone else have an obsession with deadliest catch when they were younger or did i just not have any friends
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3 years
i hope whoever invented this is getting their ass ate
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