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power tap season 2 is out. Check it out if you still haven't and play for the airdrop
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@weirddalle I guess the second guy really like women who smoke
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@FadeHubb Old man was right tho. Keep your distance and stop endangering yourself and others on the road
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@DelusionPosting I prefer android. I'll never buy an iphone again
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@GreenTextRepost There are cheaper ways
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@InternetH0F And they don't work on Sundays
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@insaneposes Her opponent
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@WholesomeMeme Flip them over
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@NostalgiaFolder Now show the evolution of YouTube ads
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@DelusionPosting My dad is around 60 and plays video games
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@RespectfulMemes What if they never even left in the first place?
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@insaneposes Is that Lorde?
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@WomenBeingAwful I wouldn't say that they owe sex, but a sexless marriage can lead to cheating and divorce.
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@DelusionPosting That's probably his daughter
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@ShitpostGate I've seen some Gwen and Ben fan art, but this is something else
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@Stone_tossers I don't know about meatballs I only know about cigarettes
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@WomenBeingAwful I highly recommend listening to what she has to say
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@DelusionPosting Onions are far superior beings than humans. If they had hands they would have taken over the world and my swamp
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@insaneposes His DNA got colonized
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@WomenBeingAwful Maybe because they were interested in dating not being your bff?
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@WomenBeingAwful You can criticize men's looks, salary, body shape and height and it's ok, but when you try criticizing a woman's weight you're publicly shamed
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@tragicbirdapp Her friends will never try that vibrator. So sad โ˜น๏ธ
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@memechaotic I prefer Pepsi
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@XboxSupport Post is 6 minutes old and almost 2k replies. I guess people are really upset
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@WomenBeingAwful They're not interested in dating her. They're looking for an easy lay
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@weirddalle It's uncomfortable sitting on the floor, needs a pillow or something. Otherwise there's nothing wrong with this. Some people don't need much to be comfortable or/and happy
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@InternetH0F Eggs and bacon from howls moving castle, and Daphne's ass of course
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@DontShowYourCat Me when i ask a hard question (I'm the smaller one)
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@kirawontmiss That flight took most of his life
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@WholesomeMeme Damn, that's a long ass haircut
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@stillgray Mostly peaceful road rage
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@WholesomeMeme "This is not my cat. Shit, this isn't even my sink. Whose house is this? Where the fuck am i?"
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@weirdlilguys After failure there must also be a success
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@DelusionPosting I rather be transphobic than be with someone Im not physically attracted to
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@WomenBeingAwful Yes, but tattoos aren't that bad compared to piercings. I really do hate piercings especially nose rings
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@IGN Of course it's UK
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@akafacehots No, that's a cool shirt
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@PopCulture2000s I will raise my hands if she'll raise hers
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@HumansNoContext Taxidermist
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@MomsPostingLs This lifehack also gets you banned from the airline
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@ididathing1 How many did you eat?
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@DelusionPosting Yeah I especially like her moustache
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@HumansNoContext He almost got it. He should get a raise
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@LocalBateman Why is it white?
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@insultsrare That was the patients last wish. For her to get a snack
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@MomsPostingLs I bet Leo is the only one who doesn't get sucked off
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@LocalBateman A girl could just smile at me and I'll remember her for a while. I actually do remember a girl that smiled at me a couple of years back
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@ShitpostGate Who says he doesn't? That's why he's bald.
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@meguliciousness This is supposedly the original
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@ShitpostGate I was never bothered by Jar Jar.
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@HumansNoContext Germany haven't been so down since loosing WW2
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@InsaneCope Stereotypical trans girl
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@uhh_madho @wildtiktokss You do know that people actually died when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock?
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@RespectfulMemes If Jon isn't home, who will make lasagna for Garfield? Garfield love lasagna. Think before you speak
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