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Kaltoro ⚡️

4 years

Being this early in blockchain is exciting but can also be extremely intimidating The amount of new projects and innovation on a daily basis is staggering I always suggest people go at a pace they can handle Or drink from the firehose

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2 months

@thechosenberg This is how you get people advocating for AI rights and personhood

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4 years

@HolyTriiinity @MaudFeijt “Get out of my room”

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@Essko8 @rotten_miracles @reddit_lies Western culture has empowered to reach levels of neuroticism unknown to the rest of the world

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@fasc1nate I feel you, neuron Keep sending out those dendrites Maybe one day you'll find an axon terminal that understands you And feels the same way you do about oxytocin

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4 years

Has anyone bothered to ask "What's in the water in Moscow?"

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3 months

@SwannMarcus89 Bro did nothing wrong, tried to verify things were open before stepping in

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3 years

@Evil_Mog "Gonna flex my welding skills. Ah shit, I gotta drink 2 beers first. The sacrifices I make for this job . . ."

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@Bubbameister33 @LBRWNJMS @CrunchCardwell @mcbarry450 @LegoRacers2 @collnsmith Y'all are literally killing me with this shit

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6 years

@mikawirth_ Well, he died the way he lived Yelling at his Ma

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2 months

@drgurner @historyinmemes Unbelievably so. Hell the marketing pretty much writes itself. "Have you ever wanted to just . . . disappear from society? Now you can."

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4 years

@marcrebillet "I'm not upset. I'm merely PUMPED"

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3 months

@timdaub @DeepDishEnjoyer I've been, it's a horrifying place Bones sticking out of the ground, a literal tower of skulls, the hanging tree right there, it's fucking brutal

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4 months

@thechosenberg Bro just wanted to be held

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@thechosenberg Ladies, it's literally this easy.

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6 years

Security lessons learned from @JewKorean 's latest interview: Disable Chrome synching across devices Use VPN Max out password character count Unique password for each account Have dedicated trading computer (with locked down ports) Trade in Incognito mode

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2 years

@GreenTextRepost Based

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2 years

@littleapostate @Doog78980134 I feel it also strengthens the trend of disposable relationships/people I've been observing

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7 years

@CarlosMatos80 @pewdiepie Not giving away free Bitconeeeeeeeeeect coins? Shame.

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4 years

@snackbardan "Well you don't know. How do you know?" Uh, because that's literally the definition of a placebo. Also, knowing you have the placebo ruins the double-blind experiment. My mind is reeling from this clip.

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4 years

@eugelicious1 @ParkerMolloy Someone summoned Toonces I have delivered My work here is done

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3 years

You can’t hurt me Bitcoin I’ve been dead inside for years

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2 months

@grantadever @thechosenberg Don't know what you're missing my man, it's pretty nice

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3 years

Everyone who wanted to buy cheap Bitcoins ain't gonna buy because it's too low This is human behavior at its finest

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3 months

@jesawyer I swear to god, they're just trying to make anything a home deposit these days "Is that a home deposit filtering out your blood and other bodily fluids? Here's how having 2 kidneys puts you behind other potential homeowners"

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3 months

@rotten_miracles @reddit_lies Oh it’s a thing, and becoming more prevalent online

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4 years

@engineeringvids But they left out the fun ones that glow in the dark and have violent reactions to the air

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2 years

@koreanjewcrypto @MarkDavidLamb

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3 months

@SomaKazima @imnotabotbiatch She's trying to be a character from something, we just don't know what yet

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7 years

@Mugsysam @TommyWiseau @TheRoom @gregsestero @A24 @paulscheer @alisonbrie @Sethrogen @AGraynor @iamthepuma @thisisweber I think it's the lighting in a scene or two

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4 years

@Simplemachines_ I will hire this man to hype me up "GOOD JOB" "PUMP THAT GAS, SON" "You got 8 hours of sleep? MY MAN!" "HYDRATE!"

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3 months

@dyingscribe It's so predictable at this point The divide between what they want to be right, and what is actually right, is a chasm

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2 years

@CryptoWendyO No Gross Disgusting Where

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@kaltoro_

5 years

If you have a Binance account 1. Change your password 2. Reset your Google Authenticator 2FA, save backup 3. Set up a specific email address for your login 4. Disable any API's you have active 5. Disable SMS 2FA 6. Wait ~7 days for security audit

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3 months

@granawkins They don't know

Let me in i'm trying to Fu*k

Let me in i'm trying to Fu*kHilarious funny video#shorts

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3 years

What does 0.2 ETH even buy you these days? Besides fees

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5 years

@voice0fcrypto You know it’s a dire situation when McAfee is the voice of reason

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3 months

@TikTokInvestors Oh this kid gonna have a rude awakening unless he secured those profits immediately

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3 years

@Cointelegraph lol fucking wild

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3 years

Made sushi with my family today Mom was worried it didn’t come out very pretty I said I’d ask the internet

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@kaltoro_

4 years

In the short time BSC has been operational I've found a small yet dedicated group of people striving to improve the ecosystem and raise the quality of projects @binance and @cz_binance have created something very interesting that has captured the attention of many Keep building

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@kaltoro_

4 years

Everyone say it with me I WILL take profit this time I WONT make the same mistake again

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3 years

Had an absolute blast at @CryptoWendyO ’s meetup today Made so many connections with fellow crypto nerds, fucking loved it I forgot to take a picture of the event but here’s the harbor

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3 years

@TikTokInvestors @SBF_FTX Sam, blink twice if you're being held under duress

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3 months

@dejavucoder "Make it hornier" "Even more horny" "The horniest anyone has ever hornied" "Great, now what's the weather in Phoenix now?"

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@kanyewest

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3 years

I got drunk at a 5-year-olds birthday party today I kept waiting for someone to ask me about crypto Alas, it didn't happen We're still early

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@kaltoro_

2 years

Staying fed and intoxicated courtesy of @BlockdaemonHQ and @SkaleNetwork

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4 years

Just saw @400Unicorns is retiring their account You are a strong voice in the community, and apparently been here much longer than I realized Best luck in your next endeavor

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2 years

@mecampbellsoup @Ki1iko @Fullbeerbottle @NeerajKA @jony_levin Odds are she doesn't, and her staff put the questions together

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4 years

@holdmyale "I luv my family. They are so great. Hey where'd they all go? This is my life now, a solitary predator. Scanning the horizon for the unsuspecting prey as I *huuuugh* WTF man? Oh we're in danger. Thank you hooman." *Poof* "I hate all of you"

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5 years

@CatsVsHumanity Everytime my phone rings I think "Aw shit"

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5 years

@RussellOkung

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6 years

@BrianJockers @MichaelCannist1 @andyfromkorea @MichiganMan2007 @elonmusk @KatieFitzMusic About $240k

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3 years

@WholesomeMeme “Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind!”

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6 years

@joerogan @Jalopnik Best anti-theft system you can get: manual transmission

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5 years

Going through my follower list I've forgotten how many cool and intelligent people actually put up with my bullshit and shit posting. While it's a lot of fun, I plan to make actual contributions to the space in the future. Stay tuned and remember to hold back your FOMO.

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4 years

@KaplanAkincilar @MsRachaelCarter @Todd_J @loganbartlett The schadenfreude hits different with this one

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@kaltoro_

5 years

My face when I realize Tony Hawk has been in Bitcoin longer than I have 🤯

Tony Hawk

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5 years

@CryptoDingue Been riding it for 6 years. Haven’t bailed yet

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6 years

@joncstone USA! USA! *Feverishly books flight to Switzerland* USA! USA!

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5 years

Every time the market tanks, more people leave CT never to return. There’s like only 20 people left at this point. And half of you are alt accounts.

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1 year

@thechosenberg They got that rizz, yo

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6 years

@CryptoBully

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3 months

@iiiitsandrea Don't care if it's fake, but AirBnB was a great idea that went bad a while ago This is why we can't have nice things

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6 years

@barstoolsports "Babe come over" "I can't stuck tank-sitting at the armory" "But I want you to come over" "I told you, TANK-SITTING" "My parents aren't home" ", , ,"

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4 years

@MarcusNance76 @neoliberal_dad This is the worst thing I have ever read The water bath needs to be lukewarm otherwise the coal ash might coagulate

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5 years

@CatsVsHumanity I have a favorite fork, spoon, and coffee cup I hate shoes I get way to excited at farmers markets Pens are now a topic of conversation

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@CHIDSPIN The “Adventure-isation” of everything has led us to this Posting these things on social media has become the de facto way to stunt on people, gain attention, and capture attention When I’m reality that money would be better spent on the marriage itself But that’s boring

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3 months

@lporiginalg Omg imagine getting burned by Varg Vikernes Burned, I said

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5 years

@_JustinMoon_

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@kaltoro_

6 years

I just spent the last 2 hours DMing everyone I follow, telling them how much I appreciate them and what they bring to the space. If you have the time, I suggest you do the same. You may be surprised at what happens.

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3 years

Might fuck around later and show up to a fancy restaurant in my PJs

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5 years

@CryptoDonAlt I'm maintained that everyone should try to own at least 1 BTC

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4 years

@BWJones @yashar I always picture them watching Squirrel Netflix Nutflix

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2 years

@TikTokInvestors Bro just wait for the headlines about this in 6-12 months Shit's gonna be wild

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4 years

Who had "Cocaine" under politics on their 2020 Apocalypse Bingo card?

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2 years

@dorkweeb @eeveeallergy Lik dis if you crei evertim

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4 years

@zwash300 @Yamiche @spettypi

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6 years

@GeodesicDragon @SWE_Motorizer Put this oh GIPHY

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@kaltoro_

3 years

Damn, 1 BTC isn't worth what it used to be Oh wait, it's still worth 1 BTC Checkmate

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@kaltoro_

3 years

WTF is real anymore Doge hit 19 goddamn cents Because . . . reasons?

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@kaltoro_

5 years

Chasing Bitcoin is fun and all. But remember to enjoy yourself once in a while. We’re all on borrowed time as we hurtle through space.

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2 years

@TikTokInvestors Cue the outrage about men taking stripping jobs away from women

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@kaltoro_

4 years

We memed this into existence Never forget that

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@kaltoro_

4 years

@CryptoCharles__ Easier to drag down others Than to lift yourself up

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3 months

@RealRedInDC @CountDankulaTV @SUEHULK “Oh god even the babies are attacking me!”

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5 years

@gaborgurbacs @binance This is how you CEO

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3 months

@anammostarac Look I will do very bad things for $750K a year no questions asked I'll even learn Excel

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6 years

@peta I have a gluten intolerant friend who will have to go to the hospital if I bring her bagels.

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@kaltoro_

5 years

Congrats to Dash for getting onto Coinbase Pro @ernestocontrer @sdseitz

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2 years

🚨 It's time 🚨 Yesterday was my last day as the head of social media at Cointelegraph After 3+ years of running the department and building up its capacity, I have decided to move on For the 5 people that read this, allow me to indulge for a moment 🧵1/n

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5 years

Bringing crypto education to the everyday person with ⁦ @MrMichaelNye ⁩ and @Matthew_101

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3 months

@thechosenberg The way she explains it, not funny Also if she's so sensitive to that kind of material, why watch it in the first place?

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3 months

@OrwellNGoode Pretty sure smart fridges do this already But I like the AI angle where it could suggest healthy things to make with what you have, or generate a shopping list based on your nutrition goals

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4 years

I think Asia is buying the corn

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5 years

Grabbed a burger and brew with @sabotagebeats today Tried to take a photo of him, but my camera refused to do so He may be a vampire

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@xconspirata @alifarhat79 Something's not adding up at all.

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5 years

Alright, I’m not here to dunk on anyone’s traditions But fuck turkey for xmas @TheCryptoChef WITNESS ME and my Wellington!

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6 years

@needacoin Diversify they said, it'll reduce the risk they said

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1 year

Many of you know I’m currently on a road trip where I’m walking and exploring a lot It’s been great but sometimes things go wrong when you least expect it This is a thread about what happened today . . .

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