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cold beer & hot women

she/her, 24,dfb🔞
Joined March 2016
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GUYS LITTLE DAN AND PHIL ARE MEETING BIG DAN AND PHIL 😭❤️
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phil flirting with the hot doctor by telling him about the joint gaming channel he shares with his lover. Ok
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how long will it take for them to figure out they deleted all of the windows when placing the roof trim
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phil to his parents in 2009 when they met dan for the first time
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A wallet does not need much, just one card that will never decline
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A wallet does not need much, just one card that will never decline
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telling us about the pizza mukbang before posting it… something extremely gay is going to happen in that video
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using “:3” to hide the fact that i’m a fucking freak
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i want a gf so i can update her on important random moments of day like today i saw a bee riding on top of a snail??? and who i am supposed to inform that too?? you see my problem
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no chocolate though please as phil can’t have chocolate
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really regret saying this a couple months ago
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happy yaoi day
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wish i could send this to phil
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It's the hotdog and the hush pups!
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me if phil’s tweet turns out to be a joke for some stupid game
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he wants that cookie so effing bad
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☆ 𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐱𝐥 ☆
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@rawrrphil I mean who’s to say their relationship atm is more than platonic?? We don’t know them like that
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WHY ARE THEY BEING GAY RIGHT IN FROMT OF ME
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😁😁😁
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@danielhowell
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@AmazingPhil from emo to angel
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can we get an hour long in-depth video of them discussing the name of each song and why they picked it
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Sweetie pie
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dan’s reaction to the word married…. the implications….
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which one of you ….
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can yall delete that instagram post please @tumblr ur going to get us made fun of
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RIP
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beetle is ur biggest fan @CokeZeroCat
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dan @ everyone checking his insta activity status
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some good information for phil
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Wow!
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how i feel turning 24 on dnptwt
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just two guys being competitive
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now is not the time for yall to be tagging dnp saying you can be their new editor….
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found it👍
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help does anyone have that game. what does the rest of the thumb wrestle card say
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they are so endearing to me…
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not arguing with a man that has big brown eyes. whatever u say beautiful
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dan serenading phil after he leaves him for making a new friend also named phil
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i need him to ask this on tumblr so i can say what i want to say
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what are some of the most unhinged dan and phil/phan conspiracy theories you have seen over the years?
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this man is everywhere
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i’m convinced some of you don’t know what a QPR is
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@gloomingly
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Can you show me a beautiful image that will change my life
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whenever i’m sad i make my dnp dolls kiss on the mouth and suddenly life is okay again
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educating the people of t-mobile
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@iovecanglan literally…. Yes Hot doctor man please watch the videos i make with my soulmate where we flirt on camera in front of hundreds of thousands of people
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@tyleroakley daniel preda being annoying as always
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was watching an old louise video and got jumpscared by dan. i can’t escape him
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;-; still here
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good to know that dan and i had similar reactions to seeing phil’s blonde hair for the first time
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@hidingfromirl26 i can already see them next episode being extremely confused and not understanding how it happened. they are the best sims players ever
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14 years ago today
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help does anyone have that game. what does the rest of the thumb wrestle card say
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kissing in front of us would’ve been less gay than whatever the fuck this is
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someone tell dan and phil. the biggest phan shippers out of us all. we need to cancel them
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roo !! ⚢
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phan shippers in the year of our lord 2024 is the most embarrassing thing i have ever witnessed
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@emsinof not even a hint of Cheek out
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i’m still here
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he wants that cookie so effing bad
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they probably read the kissing tweets and then kiss on the mouth right after
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charlie ☆ MEETING DNP || 📌
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dan: what phil and i have is ours some of y’all: god i just really wish dan and phil would KISS on the LIPS and let me watch oh my god they have gay SEX and for some reason this is all i ever post about
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friendly reminder that if u don’t like what is being said on dnp tumblr .. u don’t have to use it … u can stay on twitter. like that’s an option
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just a couple of lesbians #phanniefriday
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🖤🩷 #phanniefriday
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me thinking about dan and phil while listening to birds of a feather
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ring was in the french toast
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@bunnysIipper they probably see ur tweets and then kiss on the mouth right after
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<3
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“partner”
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he is so precious ;-;
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bye they can’t see shit if i block them. im not being apart of this
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why are people still being mean to catrific in 2024
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can’t wait to meet daniel howell and phil lester on tour
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if any of you get dmed a random link like this PLEASEEE do not click it 😭 and change ur password ASAP if u did
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can they post the photobooth pic of them kissing on the mouth next
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if you did, you would not be saying dnp are in one
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@angelinamtvjs @ItsTheSituation he really is scared of jenni
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@doominof YES. they also did not feed the cat. just put the bowl down
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acab btw. if u disagree even slightly plz unfollow
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next amazingphil upload will be a phorgi announcement 🤞
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don’t worry phil i’ve got this
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dan made a new friend called phil. am i a joke to you
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@iovecanglan why did they edit out the part where dan sucks the ranch off the ring ….. :/
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how can we get them back in these glasses
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@themostphun he needed to give us a heads up since we all flipped out yesterday over the sudden gayness on insta stories
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cat at the pet store is an amazingphil fan
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have you ever played gay chicken? would you want to play it with phil on camera for us?
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@bunnysIipper Yes with tongue
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guys i cant watch. did they notice
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how long will it take for them to figure out they deleted all of the windows when placing the roof trim
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calling someone 20yrs old an “elder” is crazy, guess i have one foot in the grave 😍
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alex =P IS FUCKING MEETING DAN AND PHIL
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look out for phannie elders, they’re worse than elder emos even tho half of them are probably apart of that too. growing those grey hairs doesn’t make you smart, ur proving that
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blocked daniel howell for being late to his own bday live stream
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:3
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i don’t like you @goldenpig420
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they kissed on the mouth after filming that video
@phanniebombs
phannie confessions
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@bunnysIipper i sincerely hope you know they are making fun of you. please say you know that
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