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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

10 months

i wish i could castrate myself but in a powerful emotional statement and not because im insane

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

8 months

sending psychic messages

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2 years

my horny ass could not host a symbiote

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

ramy is just bojack horseman for muslims

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

8 months

if you’re from the barbarian region my dms are open

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The objectively correct ranking of the world's nationalities

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2 years

@tyler02020202 this actually explains a lot of how you got this way

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

8 months

you ever go to a poetry open mic so bad you start to think maybe we should restrict arts funding even more

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8 months

@CaitCamelia oomfs leg just got blown off

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@kafkadrinker

11 months

This made me homesick for California

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11 months

Girl cut off her friend by ghosting her without any reason. Ex friend responded.. who was in the wrong?? 👀👀

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@kafkadrinker

4 years

@mayaisfiya i just keep losing

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2 months

@htmljones just a profoundly unempathetic response to someone who is, even in the worst faith interpretation, just being annoying

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@kafkadrinker

4 years

@mayaisfiya i’m turning 19 in 5 hours

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

@tyler02020202 i think that was the tweet that got me to follow you

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

one time i giggled while getting head bc it was ticklish and then they called it “feminine energy” and made me leave

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@kafkadrinker

6 years

@PEACHYBLACKG0RL i think they were last years winners of the my beard won’t connect awards

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

1 year

when my girlfriend is busy i just wag my tail and :3 while i wait for her to text me back

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

2 years

i don’t need more desi representation in media, i need more desi representation in my dm’s

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

@BloodsareCrips rest easy, he’s on the case

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@kafkadrinker

3 years

happy anniversary to this twitter interaction

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

1 year

enough introspection, it’s time to extrospect… what’s wrong with YOU

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@kafkadrinker

1 year

can you guys all be my best friends and nobody ever be mean to me ever

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

“nobody seems to be comfortable with real art anymore” i say as i pour pop rocks in my foreskin before clipping it shut

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

@tyler02020202 they hated tyler because he told the truth

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

1 year

I be making dua like “please fix all my twitter mutuals’ problems”

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

1 year

this was the evilest id ever been in my whole life

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1 year

Let me see yall at 19? 👀

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

4 kebabs a day? am i stupid or does that come out to 4 kebabs a day. How could that be difficult

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2 years

Weak mind

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2 years

@arcanecovet ice hockey

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@kafkadrinker

3 years

white women will get a mullet and be like see i can’t be racist

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

2 years

@_dariussimpson “and if you could keep your heart in wonder at the daily miracles of your life your pain would not seem less wondrous than your joy” - Khalil Gibran, “On Pain,” in The Prophet

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

stop putting words in my mouth, and start putting boobs

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

10 months

@heshidicjudaism suresh is hitting catastrophic levels of horny i didn’t even know this was possible

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

1 year

where are the stupid jobs that are cushy and easy and make 6 figures and you only work 40 hours a week and also nobody yells at you at. i need one of those

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

3 years

hey sorry i can’t turn in my paper today my girls not texting me back

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2 years

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

4 months

now that likes are hidden i no longer have to deal with the dilemma of liking a tweet and also liking the quote tweet dunking on it

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

@tyler02020202 if i was either of these peoples boyfriends, i’d take a long hard look down the barrel of a revolver

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

i asked my father if he thought all men are doomed to mirror the pain of their fathers and he told me i should probably get a second job

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

@AliEzzoBezzo my twins

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

3 years

@UnkleDellbot she just works really hard so she can buy me a ps5 trust me bro

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

2 years

dudes love to just climb shit

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

@kiranmayeet i have to respect the hustle

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

1 year

all of my life’s failures have everything to do with nazar and nothing to do with the way i comport myself on a daily basis

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

ooh boy, i wonder if the Prophet (PBUH) ever directly spoke on this subject

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

9 months

is it still love bombing if you mean it

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

2 years

“Having fun” is a white supremacist colonial construct. Any principled comrade will refrain from such activities

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

2 years

when i was a kid i misread tagalongs as tagalogs and just assumed filipinas had some sort of chokehold on the girl scout cookies industry

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

2 years

me and the boys on a typical wednesday night

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@therealsupes 💀

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

6 months

could you guys be nicer to butter chicken garlic naan mango lassi. what did butter chicken garlic naan mango lassi ever do to you. what warrants this degree of hatred. eating food isn’t a competition to be more unique than others

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

2 years

talking to indian girl: “jai hind!!! 💯💯” talking to pakistani girl: “pakistan zindabad lmao” talking to uzbek girl: “The glory of the the mughal empire will be restored. Mighty Babur’s claims will reach far across the lands, penetrating through the wall of the Himalayas”

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

@kiranmayeet i talk sooo little like i’m not saying anything like i got no words im just a pretty statue

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

3 years

yeah i actually didn’t know snapchat was down because i am an adult

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

sorry i started yelling at my father in my sleep can we still make out

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

1 year

Not to be a South Asian man, but I miss my mother

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@kafkadrinker

11 months

@smolbrowngirl You know this was at Berkeley or UCLA

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4 months

@machiavelbot and what about it

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

3 years

sometimes it takes you 3 years to get over a 2 month relationship and that is totally alright it’s definitely normal and not a sign of any problems with you

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@kafkadrinker

1 year

i think they look cute and i think you’re kinda a jerk

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1 year

Ew just don’t wear nails

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@kafkadrinker

3 years

easy money

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@kafkadrinker

3 years

my girl cheat on me i’m asking her what i can do better yall don’t understand my grindset

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@kafkadrinker

7 months

it’s okay to be a broke loser with no motion as long as your spirit is free and the wind dances through your chest and your heart beats in time with the radiating sun

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@kafkadrinker

3 months

there was this one year where i thought i was going to be killed every two weeks

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3 months

post a pic where your HOPELESSNESS was high. post a pic where the MEDS weren't HELPING. post a pic where you were considering an END to it ALL.

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@kafkadrinker

8 months

okay well i was really handsome so idk what to tell you

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1 year

“What did yall look like at 19?” UGLY, I was ugly.

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@kafkadrinker

3 years

she say “put yourself in my shoes” and i just get real excited because i’ve never had a pair of doc martens before

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@kafkadrinker

3 years

does anybody wanna go to an art museum with me (must be on birth control)

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

me and my friends have a standing date to gossip every month while eating indian food, call that a naan-disclosure agreement

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

3 years

@HunterQuam @BODY_W0_WHORGAN marvel fans be like “omg this shot”

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@kafkadrinker

1 year

one of my friends was like “omg you hate yourself and you hate LA you’re just like Bojack Horseman” and i cannot express how much i did not want them to say that

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@kafkadrinker

1 year

evergreen

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1 year

Men were made to be providers. Idk who told y’all that y’all weren’t. Y’all bout as sassy as me like foh princesses..

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@kafkadrinker

3 years

if he’s 6 ft but his beard doesn’t connect he might as well be 5’10

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

2 years

@AliEzzoBezzo that shit was so insane i really can’t believe it felt so normal to me at the time

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

2 years

anyway they hate to see a young kashmiri boy winning

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2 years

I’ve never seen a man look good in a pheran before

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@kafkadrinker

1 year

can you guys stop tweeting about texting your ex’s and instead just have a good time

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2 years

EID MUBARAK!

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@kafkadrinker

2 months

you shouldn’t have done that that’s not nice

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

2 months

This camel’s reaction to being tricked into eating a lemon

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@kafkadrinker

1 year

if you don’t have a crush at any given moment, you can also make your life interesting by burning yourself from within with vengeance

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@kafkadrinker

9 months

job interview today everybody say good luck kafkadrinker

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@kafkadrinker

2 years

was on ft with her and her cousin whispered “he’s so ugly” i had to turn off my camera to hide tears

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@kafkadrinker

1 year

she suck me off in a kafkaesque manner

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@kafkadrinker

1 year

@AliEzzoBezzo they’re sending your ass to jail

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

3 years

the cowboy hat stays ON during sex

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

3 years

you had my homeland for hundreds of years, i think you’ll be fine

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@callum_nowacki

3 years

can people just let us English have something for once, like we never get anything, please let us be happy.

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@kafkadrinker

1 year

your barber didn’t “do you dirty” man, you’re just a bad looking guy. like you’re not good looking. you should probably give up

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

1 year

Coming home from a “networking event” where you have to pretend to be a well adjusted member of society

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

2 years

she Robert on my Pattin til we make a Son

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

2 years

being @tyler02020202 has gotta suck so bad bc like he’ll just make some stupid bit and get like 400 comments calling him a shit-for-brains idiot twink

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Thee Lion

@kafkadrinker

2 years

@AliEzzoBezzo mashallah bro that’s really cute

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@kafkadrinker