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@kadeemsonline

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local confused hottie • he/him

Manhattan, NY
Joined April 2009
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
1 year
dropping my quarterly thirst trap, here y’all go
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 years
me high as fuck leaving the Brooklyn warehouse party trying to figure out what a 2012 Kia Sorento looks like
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@kadeemsonline
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2 months
she’s like an evil Florence Welch
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Chappell Roan tells off a photographer at the #VMAs .
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
3 years
fashion in NYC is wild cause you could really just be sitting on the train and look over just to realize you’re getting ate up by a chihuahua in a Moncler puffer
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@kadeemsonline
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11 months
After you defeat every T- mobile Dominican this is the final boss
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11 months
My thanksgiving fit was a hit.
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@kadeemsonline
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7 months
Cowboy Carter:
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 months
I’m not even joking when I say I really think this album is going to fundamentally change my life
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@kadeemsonline
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5 years
me coming home to my roommates drunk as shit @ 3am
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
3 years
where do we draw the line between sex positivity and identifying psychosexual disorders cause I don’t think walking around a grocery store with cum on your face to satisfy a kink is a behavior of someone with a healthy brain
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@kadeemsonline
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1 year
it’s begun….be strong sisters…be strong…
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@nymetrowx
New York Metro Weather
1 year
Sunset in NYC on Thursday is at 8:00pm. The sun won’t set later than 8:00pm in NYC again until May 10th, 2024.
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@kadeemsonline
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1 year
“We heard you have ketamine”
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
7 months
My favorite Grindr bios are the ones where you can clearly tell the person is so angry that they are even on the app
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
1 year
In Bushwick, New York they make you pay $20 for a lavender infused coffee and if you’re caught wearing deodorant with aluminum they shoot you in the back of the 3 dollar bill yard and dump your body on Myrtle Wyckoff
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
4 years
@bron_hansen she said:
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
4 months
me to the security ladies at basement
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 years
word of advice: never be intimidated by twitter gays on here cause 99% of the time they have no personality in real life, this app is really all they have
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
5 months
mine would have came out clean no shade
@TennesseeTwunk
WholesomeTweets4KindFolks
5 months
This is how some of y’all look
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 months
evil (complimentary) btw
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
3 years
people who do shit like this in public just to involve other people for shock value who never consented to see or be a part of it need to be put on a sex offender list and I’m not sorry to say it
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
7 months
Morphine & her 2 ass cheeks vs Dawn in that lip sync:
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
1 year
a lot of y’all need to learn the difference between annoying women in the gay club and just women in the gay club, cause there’s no reason y’all should be giving dirty looks to women who are just out minding their business and haven’t done a single thing to you
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
6 months
I hope when he gets home he can put his feet up and drink some camomile tea, uncle was WORKING tonight
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Law Roach poses for photos at the #MetGala .
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 months
If you’re a real New Yorker you know right now we are in fake fall, in a couple weeks it’s gunna get hot af again then when that goes away it’s actually real fall
@vybezkarteI
𝘼 ✰..
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I know yall feel that breeze. Summer you’re DISMISSED
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
7 months
have we figured out yet why Brazilians look like that?
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
1 year
Aliens in their UFO’s watching Beyoncé perform Alien Superstar
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
1 year
I’m not signing up for threads. Instagram is for letting people know I’m pretty, Twitter is for letting people know I’m insane
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
1 year
well yes!
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@harajukuhunTy
spooky iki 👻🍂
1 year
Trust men or have big juicy thighs?
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
3 months
@kresnxk be a lady? Omg??? 😭
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 years
Dunkin’ Donuts is wild cause you can really order the same drink every day and it’ll taste different every time
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 years
wait I can actually participate in this one lol
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@thegaryfuqua
ᴍx. ɢᴀʀʏ 🇵🇸
2 years
Men. DO NOT. Have. Big. Thighs. 😡
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@kadeemsonline
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1 year
me high af answering the door for my Uber eats
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
1 year
another one, thank you!
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@bashbossanova
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trust men or have a pretty face
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
1 year
cancelled date with a man because he doesn’t posses the ability to not turn every conversation sexual
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
3 years
@criticalcareron this applies to everybody straight people be doing weird shit too
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diet drake
1 year
me when a side starts flirting with me
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
3 years
$84 for a HMD ticket? Bitch I better meet the horse himself 🤨
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 years
whatever the version of a Nobel Peace Prize is on twitter he needs one asap cause this was history
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 years
interviewer: so what makes you believe you’re qualified for this position? me: how can I lose if I’m already chose? Like…
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3 years
NYC is such a fun city cause everyone who lives here is absolutely insane
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 years
@_NickyThomas this is the one and only one that actually worked
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
3 years
I actually took pictures of myself today, please clap
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@kadeemsonline
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8 months
@rhobklyn If I had this body I would be so mean
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
3 months
@rhobklyn we gotta put on some hoe fits and hit Wall Street cause I’m sick of dating LOSERS
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10 months
@dxckiii I know Kraft when I see it beloved
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
6 months
nobody: the virus from limewire getting ready to fry my computer after I downloaded Me & U- Cassie.mp3:
@themehmooni
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Modesty is key
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 years
me the moment Rhaenys Targaryen starts to commit unspeakable war crimes #HOTD
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4 months
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
5 years
@caveofbeauty so you gunna drop what it is or keep playing w/ us
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diet drake
11 months
GIRL ITS SNOWING?!?
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diet drake
7 months
this shit be blowing me so bad cause one time I was on a bus and a dude was doing something similar to this, 2 cops got on and as soon as he saw them he sat there and shut the fuck up. they absolutely be knowing what they are doing lol
@DamnDeShawn
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This is the state of mental health mental illness and homelessness in NYC good to see son with the black forces had enough and was ready to protect someone
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7 months
@_garrettcharles girl we going ✈️ bom dia? 😭
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7 months
@bornJamericann Literally all beautiful lol
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
3 years
@Cumrade_Powers @FUCKOFFHOMOxxx how does insecurity relate to involving people in a kink they never consented to view or be a part of in a public space? like are you guys okay???
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10 months
@_garrettcharles “Queer or normal” is sending the fuck out of me 😭
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diet drake
1 year
white man: hey papi-
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
6 years
my mood for the rest of this week is Azealia’s tiddys in the Anna Wintour video
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 years
y’all remember that time I said walking around in public with cum on your face isn’t a fetish but seems more like a mental health problem for attention/gratification and I spent the next 4 days fighting furries in my mentions who were calling me a nazi
@bulkpricing
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3 years
What opinion about the gay community gets you this reaction?
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diet drake
4 years
me when I finally see Gaga perform sour candy after seeing Blackpink do it first:
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diet drake
2 years
we walked into this afters last night and it was 6 white twinks sitting on a couch listening to ava max, I never turned around and left a party so fast in my life
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diet drake
2 years
must be 2 different gay communities
@PatLynch93
Patrick Lynch
2 years
The chokehold this man had on the gay community in 2021…
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7 months
@ctrl_jayyy I am Portuguese so….
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diet drake
3 months
imagine hating me and I’m just at home doing this
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1 year
I need a relationship like Uber drivers and whoever they are always on the phone with all day
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diet drake
10 months
gay twitter is so boring these days, it’s nothing but lame grindr screenshots, quote prompt tweets and y’all learning a term like boyfriend dick then running the joke into the ground in an attempt to go viral and failing nothing is original or funny anymore
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10 months
🎄❄️ 💕
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diet drake
4 years
@ArabianEyezz @bron_hansen you you’re right I shouldn’t disrespect the king, ladies and gentlemen please turn your attention to exhibit B
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my favorite thing about Paul’s is how the white twinks will shove you out of their way and when you shove them back they are shocked at the fact someone would even do it back to them. like why do that when I could send you through a wall with a simple shoulder check?
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jokingly told oomf he should cook chili for the gc and now I’m scheduled to be in Brooklyn this evening for…well…a chili night….
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diet drake
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They were strangers who walked past each other on the street at best
@phonywizard
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THEY WERE SISTERS!
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diet drake
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if you’re gay and still fall for this dumb shit you’re truly at the bottom of the food chain
@charlieputh
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Not that anyone was asking but this is a great stretch
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2 years
heartbreaking video of my cousin who got her Pfizer vaccine 3 days ago 😔💔
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7 months
made out with extremely hot guy I’ve had a crush on for a min last night and in the middle of kissing me he stopped to tell me I was beautiful
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8 months
It gives me the ick when gays put “equinox” in the IG bios and they aren’t even trainers, like babe….you just go there lol
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diet drake
2 years
my drunk ass pulling up to the McDonald’s counter
@yassnito
janito
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this is so yass coded
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diet drake
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watched my gym crush work up the nerve to talk to me after staring at me the whole time I was there and he asked me to spot him girls I’m-
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diet drake
1 year
@aramnotagoat Looking, it’s on HBO
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diet drake
1 month
copy + paste
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@QandAvenue
🌹One Less Lonely Girl🌹
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How much do you resemble your dad?
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1 year
I’ve had enough
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diet drake
3 years
just made this man cum and now he’s just laid out in this bed twitching like a roach who just got sprayed with raid
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diet drake
4 years
love u 💙
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2 years
@jonathandeiven you after I blow your back out
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@kadeemsonline
diet drake
2 years
dating a nerdy doctor who is obsessed with niche mobile train video games was not on my bingo card but here I am
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diet drake
2 years
@oomfmagazine “Nurse” now why am I in it?
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diet drake
3 years
you ever stop being friends with someone then realize how wack they were 😭😭😭
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diet drake
4 years
white gays gunna be singing Korean in the club to Sour Candy then denying an Asian guy because “it’s just a preference” all in the same night
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diet drake
10 months
man who doesn’t care if I live or die gets jealous when he sees me kissing a guy at the club
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diet drake
2 years
M*ley Cyrus will never do it for me, like there’s something in my brain that doesn’t allow me to see her as anything else but corny
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diet drake
4 months
balloons on my page 🎂 ✨
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