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diet drake

@kadeemsonline

1 year

dropping my quarterly thirst trap, here y’all go

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diet drake

@kadeemsonline

2 years

me high as fuck leaving the Brooklyn warehouse party trying to figure out what a 2012 Kia Sorento looks like

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@kadeemsonline

2 months

she’s like an evil Florence Welch

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@PopBase

2 months

Chappell Roan tells off a photographer at the #VMAs .

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@kadeemsonline

3 years

fashion in NYC is wild cause you could really just be sitting on the train and look over just to realize you’re getting ate up by a chihuahua in a Moncler puffer

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@kadeemsonline

11 months

After you defeat every T- mobile Dominican this is the final boss

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@badbadbitchy

11 months

My thanksgiving fit was a hit.

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@kadeemsonline

7 months

Cowboy Carter:

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@kadeemsonline

2 months

I’m not even joking when I say I really think this album is going to fundamentally change my life

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@kadeemsonline

5 years

me coming home to my roommates drunk as shit @ 3am

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@kadeemsonline

3 years

where do we draw the line between sex positivity and identifying psychosexual disorders cause I don’t think walking around a grocery store with cum on your face to satisfy a kink is a behavior of someone with a healthy brain

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

it’s begun….be strong sisters…be strong…

New York Metro Weather

@nymetrowx

1 year

Sunset in NYC on Thursday is at 8:00pm. The sun won’t set later than 8:00pm in NYC again until May 10th, 2024.

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

“We heard you have ketamine”

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@kadeemsonline

7 months

My favorite Grindr bios are the ones where you can clearly tell the person is so angry that they are even on the app

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

In Bushwick, New York they make you pay $20 for a lavender infused coffee and if you’re caught wearing deodorant with aluminum they shoot you in the back of the 3 dollar bill yard and dump your body on Myrtle Wyckoff

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@kadeemsonline

4 years

@bron_hansen she said:

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@kadeemsonline

4 months

me to the security ladies at basement

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diet drake

@kadeemsonline

2 years

word of advice: never be intimidated by twitter gays on here cause 99% of the time they have no personality in real life, this app is really all they have

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@kadeemsonline

5 months

mine would have came out clean no shade

WholesomeTweets4KindFolks

@TennesseeTwunk

5 months

This is how some of y’all look

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@kadeemsonline

2 months

evil (complimentary) btw

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@kadeemsonline

3 years

people who do shit like this in public just to involve other people for shock value who never consented to see or be a part of it need to be put on a sex offender list and I’m not sorry to say it

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@kadeemsonline

7 months

Morphine & her 2 ass cheeks vs Dawn in that lip sync:

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

a lot of y’all need to learn the difference between annoying women in the gay club and just women in the gay club, cause there’s no reason y’all should be giving dirty looks to women who are just out minding their business and haven’t done a single thing to you

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@kadeemsonline

6 months

I hope when he gets home he can put his feet up and drink some camomile tea, uncle was WORKING tonight

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@Variety

6 months

Law Roach poses for photos at the #MetGala .

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@kadeemsonline

2 months

If you’re a real New Yorker you know right now we are in fake fall, in a couple weeks it’s gunna get hot af again then when that goes away it’s actually real fall

𝘼 ✰..

@vybezkarteI

2 months

I know yall feel that breeze. Summer you’re DISMISSED

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@kadeemsonline

7 months

have we figured out yet why Brazilians look like that?

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

Aliens in their UFO’s watching Beyoncé perform Alien Superstar

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

I’m not signing up for threads. Instagram is for letting people know I’m pretty, Twitter is for letting people know I’m insane

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

well yes!

spooky iki 👻🍂

@harajukuhunTy

1 year

Trust men or have big juicy thighs?

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@kadeemsonline

3 months

@kresnxk be a lady? Omg??? 😭

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

Dunkin’ Donuts is wild cause you can really order the same drink every day and it’ll taste different every time

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

wait I can actually participate in this one lol

ᴍx. ɢᴀʀʏ 🇵🇸

@thegaryfuqua

2 years

Men. DO NOT. Have. Big. Thighs. 😡

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

me high af answering the door for my Uber eats

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

another one, thank you!

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@bashbossanova

1 year

trust men or have a pretty face

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

cancelled date with a man because he doesn’t posses the ability to not turn every conversation sexual

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@kadeemsonline

3 years

@criticalcareron this applies to everybody straight people be doing weird shit too

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

me when a side starts flirting with me

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diet drake

@kadeemsonline

3 years

$84 for a HMD ticket? Bitch I better meet the horse himself 🤨

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diet drake

@kadeemsonline

2 years

whatever the version of a Nobel Peace Prize is on twitter he needs one asap cause this was history

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diet drake

@kadeemsonline

2 years

interviewer: so what makes you believe you’re qualified for this position? me: how can I lose if I’m already chose? Like…

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@kadeemsonline

3 years

@_garrettcharles

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@kadeemsonline

3 years

NYC is such a fun city cause everyone who lives here is absolutely insane

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

@_NickyThomas this is the one and only one that actually worked

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@kadeemsonline

3 years

I actually took pictures of myself today, please clap

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@kadeemsonline

8 months

@rhobklyn If I had this body I would be so mean

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@kadeemsonline

3 months

@rhobklyn we gotta put on some hoe fits and hit Wall Street cause I’m sick of dating LOSERS

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

@aramnotagoat

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diet drake

@kadeemsonline

10 months

@dxckiii I know Kraft when I see it beloved

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diet drake

@kadeemsonline

6 months

nobody: the virus from limewire getting ready to fry my computer after I downloaded Me & U- Cassie.mp3:

MEHMOONICrave

@themehmooni

6 months

Modesty is key

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

me the moment Rhaenys Targaryen starts to commit unspeakable war crimes #HOTD

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@kadeemsonline

4 months

@Dominicannabis_

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@kadeemsonline

5 years

@caveofbeauty so you gunna drop what it is or keep playing w/ us

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@kadeemsonline

11 months

GIRL ITS SNOWING?!?

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@kadeemsonline

7 months

this shit be blowing me so bad cause one time I was on a bus and a dude was doing something similar to this, 2 cops got on and as soon as he saw them he sat there and shut the fuck up. they absolutely be knowing what they are doing lol

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@DamnDeShawn

7 months

This is the state of mental health mental illness and homelessness in NYC good to see son with the black forces had enough and was ready to protect someone

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@kadeemsonline

7 months

@_garrettcharles girl we going ✈️ bom dia? 😭

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@kadeemsonline

7 months

@bornJamericann Literally all beautiful lol

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@kadeemsonline

3 years

@Cumrade_Powers @FUCKOFFHOMOxxx how does insecurity relate to involving people in a kink they never consented to view or be a part of in a public space? like are you guys okay???

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@kadeemsonline

10 months

@_garrettcharles “Queer or normal” is sending the fuck out of me 😭

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

white man: hey papi-

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@kadeemsonline

6 years

my mood for the rest of this week is Azealia’s tiddys in the Anna Wintour video

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

y’all remember that time I said walking around in public with cum on your face isn’t a fetish but seems more like a mental health problem for attention/gratification and I spent the next 4 days fighting furries in my mentions who were calling me a nazi

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@bulkpricing

3 years

What opinion about the gay community gets you this reaction?

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@kadeemsonline

4 years

me when I finally see Gaga perform sour candy after seeing Blackpink do it first:

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

we walked into this afters last night and it was 6 white twinks sitting on a couch listening to ava max, I never turned around and left a party so fast in my life

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

must be 2 different gay communities

Patrick Lynch

@PatLynch93

2 years

The chokehold this man had on the gay community in 2021…

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@kadeemsonline

7 months

@ctrl_jayyy I am Portuguese so….

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@kadeemsonline

3 months

imagine hating me and I’m just at home doing this

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

I need a relationship like Uber drivers and whoever they are always on the phone with all day

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@kadeemsonline

10 months

gay twitter is so boring these days, it’s nothing but lame grindr screenshots, quote prompt tweets and y’all learning a term like boyfriend dick then running the joke into the ground in an attempt to go viral and failing nothing is original or funny anymore

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@kadeemsonline

10 months

🎄❄️ 💕

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@kadeemsonline

4 years

@ArabianEyezz @bron_hansen you you’re right I shouldn’t disrespect the king, ladies and gentlemen please turn your attention to exhibit B

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@kadeemsonline

2 months

my favorite thing about Paul’s is how the white twinks will shove you out of their way and when you shove them back they are shocked at the fact someone would even do it back to them. like why do that when I could send you through a wall with a simple shoulder check?

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

jokingly told oomf he should cook chili for the gc and now I’m scheduled to be in Brooklyn this evening for…well…a chili night….

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diet drake

@kadeemsonline

10 months

They were strangers who walked past each other on the street at best

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@phonywizard

10 months

THEY WERE SISTERS!

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

if you’re gay and still fall for this dumb shit you’re truly at the bottom of the food chain

Charlie Puth

@charlieputh

2 years

Not that anyone was asking but this is a great stretch

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

heartbreaking video of my cousin who got her Pfizer vaccine 3 days ago 😔💔

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@kadeemsonline

7 months

made out with extremely hot guy I’ve had a crush on for a min last night and in the middle of kissing me he stopped to tell me I was beautiful

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@kadeemsonline

8 months

It gives me the ick when gays put “equinox” in the IG bios and they aren’t even trainers, like babe….you just go there lol

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

my drunk ass pulling up to the McDonald’s counter

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@yassnito

2 years

this is so yass coded

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

watched my gym crush work up the nerve to talk to me after staring at me the whole time I was there and he asked me to spot him girls I’m-

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

@aramnotagoat Looking, it’s on HBO

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@kadeemsonline

1 month

copy + paste

🌹One Less Lonely Girl🌹

@QandAvenue

1 month

How much do you resemble your dad?

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@kadeemsonline

1 year

I’ve had enough

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@kadeemsonline

3 years

just made this man cum and now he’s just laid out in this bed twitching like a roach who just got sprayed with raid

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@kadeemsonline

4 years

love u 💙

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

@jonathandeiven you after I blow your back out

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

dating a nerdy doctor who is obsessed with niche mobile train video games was not on my bingo card but here I am

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

@oomfmagazine “Nurse” now why am I in it?

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@kadeemsonline

3 years

you ever stop being friends with someone then realize how wack they were 😭😭😭

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@kadeemsonline

4 years

white gays gunna be singing Korean in the club to Sour Candy then denying an Asian guy because “it’s just a preference” all in the same night

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@kadeemsonline

10 months

man who doesn’t care if I live or die gets jealous when he sees me kissing a guy at the club

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@kadeemsonline

2 years

M*ley Cyrus will never do it for me, like there’s something in my brain that doesn’t allow me to see her as anything else but corny

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@kadeemsonline

4 months

balloons on my page 🎂 ✨

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