i’m gay
but i’m not a cliche.
i'm not a shopaholic.
i'm not always clubbing.
i don't like fashion.
i just happen to be a man who likes men.
Who here can agree? 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
My husband will be a bisexual former college baseball player who suffered a career-ending injury that then went to medical school and became a doctor I just know it
I am SICK of the normalization of smoking weed. It smells TERRIBLE and makes me want to VOMIT when I walk past someone in the grocery store that has just smoked a joint
My friend does brand management for influencers and she’s been BEGGING me to start working with brands because she said the engagement numbers on my tweets are insane… girl I just wanna tweet about gay shit and not worry about upsetting BetterHelp or Fabletics 😭
Gays will tweet the most mundane shit and get 3k likes plus four middle aged tone deaf homosexuals in the replies saying “when can I make you my little chicken caesar and wrap you up???”
Yet again standing next to someone at Kroger that smells like weed… I stg we should make it illegal again simply because it smells so bad
If you can’t function and perform day to day tasks such as going to the grocery store without getting high then maybe you’ve got a problem!
Selena Gomez announces she’s taking a break and deleting her Instagram:
“I’m taking a break and deleting my Instagram. I’m done. I do not support any of what’s going on.”
Apparently I’m packing because my dick set off the airport body scanner THREE TIMES and they had to give me a pat down of my groin I deadass walked out of the machine and it kept showing this
Walking down the street and saw a bunch of cars with parking tickets… decided to keep their day from being ruined and threw them all in the trash so they wouldn’t have to pay them
One good deed at a time! ❤️
The Royal G-Spot
The Buckingham Bussy
The Sovereign’s Squirt Button
The Monarch’s Milk Maker
The English Ejaculation Station
The King’s Cock Shooter
The British Goon Gland
The Queen’s Plaything
The Anglo-Saxon Ass
The Kingdom’s Clitoris
His Majesty’s Moan Zone