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@aeroburner1

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Consumer goods, suffering Arsenal supporter, fighter jets, golf and memes.

Joined September 2009
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Qataris waking up Mbappe for Fajr prayer
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Ayaz Sadiq acting as the speaker is like a 5 year old me sitting in the car’s driving seat pretending that I’m driving
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The video didn’t hit me as hard as this did. Politics aside, this is a man who has constantly been bombarded with chaos. One problem doesn’t get solved and the other one starts. Responsible for 220 million people. Not a single day of calm. It’s not easy. No way.
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Me arriving in the Federal Capital appreciating the roads coming from Sindh
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@aeroburner1
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This piece of paper that I haven’t touched an 3 years lying in my drawer trumps this 3 minutes of horse shit they call a movie.
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@taran_adarsh
taran adarsh
7 months
HRITHIK - DEEPIKA - ANIL KAPOOR: ‘FIGHTER’ TRAILER IS HERE… This looks 🔥🔥🔥… #HrithikRoshan collaborates with director #SiddharthAnand after #War . #FighterTrailer 🔗: #War , #Pathaan , now #Fighter , will it be a hattrick for #SiddharthAnand ?
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City School and Beaconhouse buses stopping at the same traffic signal:
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Shehbaz Sharif after watching the Imran Khan on helicopter video.
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Aeroburner1’s 5 point response: 1. This is a F-6 2. M M Alam’s aircraft was a F-86 3. That incident happened in 1965 4. PAF didn’t operate F-6 in ‘65 5. M M Alam’s F-86 is in Karachi Thanks
@MaryamNSharif
Maryam Nawaz Sharif
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جس طیارے سے ایم ایم عالم نے ایک منٹ کے اندر بھارت کے چھ جنگی جہاز مار گرائے تھے، تم اور تمھارے بلوائیوں نے قومی فخر کی اس علامت کو جلا کر راکھ کر دیا ؟ عمران تم پاکستانی کہلانے کے لائق ہو؟ تمھارا کوئی رشتہ ہے اس مٹی سے؟ کون ہو تم؟ کس نے تمھیں بھیجا ہے؟
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Meanwhile, the bloodstained jackets of the Jawans who were laid to rest today
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Me: this beef Nihari is amazing. What did you put in it? Lahore restaurant owner:
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List of teams that won the World Cup: 1. Not New Zealand
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Added subtitles for those who couldn’t understand anything
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NA-48 mandate stolen by 🥾
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me when someone tries to talk to me at sehri:
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Damn bro my Federal Capital is pretty
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PAF press release:
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I see my photo has gone viral. Here’s another view with better censorship.
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That’s a PAF monument that you’re screwing with. This branch of the military has nothing to do with politics and is perhaps the only branch that has excelled at the role it’s assigned. Jahilon wali harkatien na karo.
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Bro
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That bio 🤣 Gotta love my club @Arsenal
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This javelin throw by Arshad Nadeem took almost the entire field length of Camp Nou. Just ~10 meters short of throwing it from one goal to another. To get some perspective.
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They brought him to TV so quickly. Of course they did. Going exactly as planned. First time in the world a failed assassin is brought in front of the cameras so quickly.
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Asma Shirazi
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Breaking: confessional statement by the attacker. 👇🏾
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Naseem is probably the only one who gives a shit about plying cricket. Imad Wasim bc cant even run. Fuck you all for making him cry.
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You know exactly why the Peshawar blast took place today.
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Had a mini heart attack
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My eid dress is ready.
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There’s no such thing as Biryani. The dish is composed of a diversity of ingredients such as rice, spices and meat. This is further complicated by a gas stove. Claiming there is one dish not only simplistic; it is the equivalent of erasure.
@NidaKirmani
Nida Kirmani
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There is no such thing as 'Pakistani culture' or 'Pakistaniyat' as the PM calls it; Pakistan is composed of a diversity of cultures & traditions. This is further complicated by caste/class. Claiming there is one culture is not only simplistic; it is the equivalent of erasure.
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Pakistan and India meanwhile:
@dave_brown24
Dave Brown
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BREAKING: The Navy has released video of a Chinese warship sailing dangerously close to a Navy destroyer in the Taiwan Strait on Saturday
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My man arrived in Moscow yesterday
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Man gets sentenced to prison for not disclosing a watch VS man becomes PM after his employees have billions in their accounts with unexplained source and gets the cases dropped days after taking office. Won’t be wrong if I call this country the butt crack of earth.
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Showed my marriage certificate at the Domlen Mall COVID compliance check post instead of my vaccination card and they let me in.
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Less than 24 hours
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@FilmCompanion
Film Companion Studios
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What is the best plot twist you've ever seen?
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Saqlain bhai and the Qudrat ka Nizam FC
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PAF pulling out every single multi role fighter type in its inventory to go up against a country with a non-existent Air Force has to be one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen.
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Plot twist.
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He’s doing to Urdu what his party is doing to Sindh
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NA-48 mandate stolen by 🥾
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The gift that keeps on giving 🤡🤡🤡
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UK doesn’t get enough credit for the mutant virus that is now rampaging across India and parts of Pakistan. Had this been some a 3rd world country, this virus type would’ve been branded with that country’s name as well.
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@SouthAsiaIndex
South Asia Index
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Kabul:— 'Durand Line is an "imaginary line", will talk to Pakistan about it on right time.' -Taliban Defense Minister
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Subtitles done
@Zafaro07_
Zafar Ullah Wazir
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Presenting you the Wazir e Kharija of Pakistan
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Imagine fucking up a covert operation so bad that the enemy ends up with a bigger nuclear stockpile than yours
@SidMalhotra
Sidharth Malhotra
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Jo khud se pehle desh ke baare mein soche, wahi hain #DeshKeLiyeMajnu 🇮🇳 Aisa hi ek Majnu hai Amandeep Singh jisne India ke sabse khatarnak mission ke liye apni jaan ki baazi laga di 🫡 Watch Mission Majnu, a spy thriller inspired by true events.
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PTI Gujranwala en route to Bani Gala
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Sabeen Mahmud was assassinated by Saad Aziz who was a business graduate turned extremist. He was also responsible for the very unfortunate attack on the Ismailia community in Safoora, Karachi. He’s as far away from the army as you normally are from common sense.
@ImaanZHazir
Imaan Zainab Mazari-Hazir
3 years
They killed Sabeen Mahmud minutes after the event she hosted on "Unsilencing Balochistan". The khakis dont want us to talk about Balochistan or Bangladesh because they have so much innocent blood on their hands. Talking about either exposes how they have destroyed this country.
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Absolutely disgusting that I have to get a visa to visit the United States when they wear made in Pakistan denim and use Pakistani sports equipment.
@caustichazmat
Hira Azmat
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Pakistanis will wear Afghan jewellery and have Afghan rugs in their homes, but will be stridently against allowing Afghan refugees into Pakistan. culture isn't just ornamental, it comes from people.
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Airspace rental via SIFC under consideration
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Here’s PTI setting the wrong precedent
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Absolutely gutted when I found out that Honda hasn’t sold even a single unit of Civic in three months now. Being a patriotic Pakistani, I would do my best to help the cash flow statements for the company. Hence willing to buy a Civic for PKR 500 with upfront payment @HondaCarsPk
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Thread: The shooter wasn’t alone. These holes on a metal sheet don’t appear just like that. In Pakistan, the most common caliber for handguns is 9x19mm and 7.62x15mm. None of them have enough penetration to go through. Rifles? The most common rounds are 5.56x45mm (NATO)
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I know in Pakistan there’d be 4-5 guys chasing the bus for hit and run and same number of volunteers willing to take the victim to the hospital or call an ambulance. We’re not the same. Never fall for that misconception.
@RoadsOfMumbai
Roads of Mumbai
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Tragic accident in Ahmedabad captured on CCTV. The authorities and citizens should take road safety seriously. But we have plenty of human lives, so no one cares if some of them die like this
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Nahi hum bas bachodiyan karnay aye hain
@AnasMallick
Anas Mallick
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Huge gathering in Lahore by the PTI -- Imran Khan is known for pulling crowds, but will these supporters transpire into voters -- the bigger question.
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I’m watching a vlog of this guy who’s traveling form Pakistan to KSA on a bike. He has just crossed Iran, a country that has been under sanctions for about 4 decades. Iran still has 100x better infrastructure in almost all cities and well maintained tourist sites.
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Girls after scoring 98/100: 😭 Boys after losing a series at home:
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Airlines use the 24 hour format for ticketing. Your humor sucks.
@KhurramHusain
Khurram Husain
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My travel agent asked me whether my preferred flight time is in the AM or PM, so I #SelectedPM .
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The province of Karachi is pretty diverse.
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I’ve started spreading rumors at the office that the government would start charging 25,000/vaccine from next year and suddenly everyone’s registering themselves now.
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Found out that the house help my mother has hired has never married. She’s 60. At 32, she adopted a special needs baby and took care of him. Didn’t marry and dedicated herself to the care of her child. He’s 28 now. And she still works to keep him fed. Legendary woman.
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May they never find peace and tranquility.
@balochi5252
Arslan Baloch
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باپ اپنے بیٹے کا جنازہ پڑھ رہا تھا،پیچھے ٹوپی پہنے شخص نے عباد کو شلوار سے پکڑا ہوا تھا۔
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Paid the last ever factory rent today. From now on, it’ll never be recorded as an expense. Allah has been kind.
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So you’re telling if I chant against the current government, this guy will roughen me up?
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Here’s a proof: that one girl and boy who keep fighting in class end up marrying each other.
@careem
Careem
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Today, we start Chapter 2 of our story. Careem is joining forces with Uber to better serve the region We will operate independently, so the app, services and brand you love will continue to be available as usual. For more details, visit
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Bro wants to see a billion trees, 350 dams in a single spot of this city
@TheSaadKaiser
Saad Kaiser 🇵🇰
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Hey @ImranKhanPTI & @PTIofficial , you ruled for 10 years in KP. Where is the development in Peshawar? Is it invisible like 1 billion trees and 350 dams?
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Karachi’s unique way of enforcing the law
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It maybe on IK but it’s also on the military’s refusal to fight this cancer
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Too early to share this?
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Please take a moment to pray for the pilots who lost their lives in today’s crash. One of them I personally knew & had met quite often. Never thought I’d see this happen but of course, whatever Allah decides. Pray for their families too. I know at least one son is orphaned today.
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Me and the boys at our 4th grade field trip to Sinbad.
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Pakistani government departments watching the first world collapse while they keep the country intact using their pirated Microsoft Windows XP service pack 3.
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Best time to get married tbh. A friend of mine did it in under 150k. The happiness in his voice told me everything.
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Our parents got this and we get Shehzad Ghias Shaikh
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When your credibility is in the gutter
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He dispensed about 200 notes of PKR 500. That’s easily 200 meals for those who can’t afford it but hey it’s his money right? I can only talk about the immense gap in wealth in this country.
@uncletaz92
تلمیذ
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Pakistani elites ko dekh kar IMF loan dene k bajaye maangna na shuru hojaye.
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I fix teeth only
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Leeches
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The fact that they had to find a fake Shahbaz Gill to show everyone that he’s okay really means that he’s not ok.
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🇺🇸: convicted criminal 🇵🇰: Mian Sahab
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This is so satisfying. Credits: Muhammad Bilal
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Got engaged today. Alhamdulilah ❤️💍
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“Acha Sajjad meri candid picture leni hai aik. Thora side pose aa raha ho. Aisa na lagay kay pose kar rahi hun. Samajh ayi? Aur han office pohonch kar sab ko bol dena Ma’am wapis nahi aa rahien tou parson chakkar lagaien.”
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Merwah Qureshi
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1. The display photo caption 2. The quoted tweet 3. Retweeted the quoted tweet
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*Accidentally overtakes a Civic on the motorway* Seconds later:
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Han lekin we have the best foreign minister right who’s party has turned Karachi into Oslo. Fuck right off to hell anyone who supports these crooks. Equally for those who live in this city and those who don’t. Bc halal kamanay nikla tha wo.
@TOKCityOfLights
Times of Karachi
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ALERT | Street criminals shot #Foodpanda rider during snatching at Karachi's Gulistan e Jauhar area. The rider is critical and in surgery. #Karachi #TOKAlert
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I miss Raheel Sharif
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Tweet that aged like a rotten egg
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Her entire relevancy to Pakistan is based on the man she hates.
@RehamKhan1
Reham Khan
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#JUIF hum ney #PTI ko Pichar diya!!! #TheTeaIsFantastic Garam Chai….😎
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I always wanted my work to end up in a museum. Never though it’d be a meme though.
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You have no aerial kill in decades, short on Sqn strength, a cluster fuck of weapon systems and a failed LCA project. All this while you’re the 3rd biggest in the world. Makes it embarrassing that a “budget” Air Force hands you your ass on a silver platter.
@JaidevJamwal
Jaidev Jamwal
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PAF pilots waiting for their turn to fly. Due to budget cuts, one uniform is shared between 4-5 pilots.
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Will someone tell this complete jahil aadmi that only two medals here are from combat campaigns. One is from Zarb e Azb & the other from 2002 standoff. His rectum would be home to Indian rifle barrels had it not been for our military and their ability to deter.
@qureshik74
Khurram Qureshi
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One new medal for every new housing scheme
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You guys are literally surrendering your controlled territories to some men in chappals and turbans without even fighting.
@AmrullahSaleh2
Amrullah Saleh
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We don't have such a picture in our history and won't ever have. Yes, yesterday I flinched for a friction of a second as a rocket flew above & landed few meters away. Dear Pak twitter attackers, Talibn & terrorism won't heal the trauma of this picture. Find other ways.
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I’m convinced India is 100% afraid of Pakistan’s reality which is why they just cannot move out of this constant obsession. And the barbarism they associate with Pakistan only adds to the fear.
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Azam Jamil outside Bani Gala
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You work at Naya Daur
@AiliaZehra
Ailia Zehra
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You can condemn the arrests of ARY employees but please don't insult our intelligence by calling them 'journalists'
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Poor guy has to live with a lie that he didn’t even tell.
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ANI
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Delhi: Wing Commander (now Group Captain) Abhinandan Varthaman being accorded the Vir Chakra by President Ram Nath Kovind, for shooting down a Pakistani F-16 fighter aircraft during aerial combat on February 27, 2019.
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The new map is rightfully claiming Junagadh and Manvadar. Both acceded to Pakistan during the partition. Glad we’ve found the balls to do this now.
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🚨 ⚠️ BREAKING: Iranian Air Force has decided to respond to Pakistan Air Force by brushing off the 40 year old dust accumulated on their F-4s! More details to follow.
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Karachi: I paid tax Lahore:
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Retweet if your grandma lives in her own house.
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They claimed PTI were bringing weapons. I’m glad ARY is showing exactly what’s going on. Men in plain clothes beating the shit out of unarmed civilians while their cars get smashed. Fuck you to hell Rana Sanaullah.
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Shehbaz 3 hour old tweet: 1,159 likes. Imran 2 hour old tweet: 34k likes Imran is clearly the establishment’s favorite.
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Hello I’m from the government agency called the ISI and I’m here to t*rture you, a journalist, but it’s a secret please don’t tell anyone. *does a pinky promise*
@AiliaZehra
Ailia Zehra
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#AsadToor says one of the assailants identified himself as an ISI official after knocking on his door. They made him chant “Pakistan Zindabad” and “Israel, Afghanistan murdabad” slogans while torturing him. This is the price you pay in Pakistan for telling the truth
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It’s 27th Feb tomorrow. Make all the Modi and IAF jokes you want but these WC Abhinandan jokes are getting old and useless. It could’ve been our man instead of him. There’s a difference between him & Cdr Kulbhushan Yadav. He’s a regular who was fighting for his country.
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Was in Sialkot recently and we sat down with two cops from Punjab police who had come to this factory to check on an aerial firing incident. Had a decent chat with them. Topic turned to politics and that’s when they admitted how the current Punjab govt has allowed the police to
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