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@juicyjoao

5 months

@ 5.55pm

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5 months

see u @ 5:30 blues⏰

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7 months

Joao Felix , Cole Palmer, Pedro Neto. Next season 😮‍💨

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2 years

@jjoshtf Eriksen reading his Euro 2020 script

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@juicyjoao

8 months

Tuchel mocking Pep before the Champions league final only to beat him again for the 3rd time in 2 months

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8 months

What is 'confidence' in football?

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10 months

Cole Palmer now has more g/a this season than Mason Mount had in his entire Chelsea career 😯

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6 months

Spot the imposter

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1 year

Nike have done us good this time 👏👏

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6 months

Leeds, Southampton, Zagreb was enough to sack Tuchel BTW

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6 months

When will Yerdas realize "Proper Chels" isn't being a pampared Cobham boy with an English passport. It's something ingrained in your heart 💙

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2 months

Wait what 😳😳😳

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7 months

Joao Felix , Cole Palmer, Pedro Neto. Next season 😮‍💨

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2 months

Juicyjorginho5 tweets might be the "data led approach"

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2 months

@Rockoldcfc Fuck no 😂😂😂😂

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8 months

"I'm Henry in the Champions League"

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8 months

@Trujista This makes it even dumber

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2 months

@HarryBaggedV3 No. Everton on loan in Jan. West Brom next season.

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2 years

@ManCity Saved a click

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2 years

Printed off a few thousand of these on A4 sheets and will be handing them out on Fulham Road. Make sure you're in your seat in the 5th minute for the tribute 👏👏👏

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1 year

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2 months

@mbae_amos Sadly she is

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@juicyjoao

10 months

We sacrificed ourselves to save English football for the likes of Brighton, Newcastle, Villa and the like and then the UK government sanctioned us and sabotaged our club trying to put us out of business. We want The Super League 👏

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10 months

❗️The Super League is coming in 18 months. — @as_maroto

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2 years

@PetrCech A player in an offside position runs towards the ball shields the ball and then at the last minute leaves it to a teammate. I can't believe what I've just seen 😂😂

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@elsdawg Koscielny is their best 😭😭😭

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2 years

Man City getting done for FFP after we've spent £600M in six months

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2 years

Zero Credentials Zero Experience Zero Trophies We are Chelsea We do not want you #PotterOut #CHERBS

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2 years

3 goals in 31 games 10th in Premier League Negotiating with our rivals Wants 300K a week Mason Mount:

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1 year

Our men Three-Peated Ls

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1 year

2021 ✅ 2022 ✅ 2023 ✅ FA CUP THREE-PEAT FOR CHELSEA 🏆

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@juicyjoao

2 months

New 70k stadium at Earls Court. New breed of hungry supportive fans. New loud atmosphere. Now.

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2 months

ONE GAME. That’s all it took for these pathetic match-going brats — “guise of proper Chels” — to boo and berate their “Chels”. Enzo Maresca already visibly upset by this “support”. You can also tell that he’s holding himself back. Good luck with this lot. Honestly..🫠

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2 months

@CFC_Sims1 Of course 👊🏻

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1 year

Havertz and Jorginho letting each member of the Arsenal squad try on their UCL medal

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2 years

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1 month

Boehly wanted Mount on 300K. Eghbali chose Palmer.

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11 months

The cunnt said no to Felix to build the system around Conor fcking Gallagher 😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

What have we become.....

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@appie_cfc

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2 years

@ChelseaJF5

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2 years

Friday night in the 5th minute a round of applause for J5? ❤️🕊️ #ThankyouJorgi @ChelseaFC @ChelseaSTrust

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1 year

Banner for Utd (H) next season @wearetheshed 🤭

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2 years

@Nino12x I can understand why he wanted Arsenal. Odegaard would see it in his sleep.

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1 year

@elsdawg He's actually has zero Aura 😭

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@juicyjoao

2 years

Thomas Tuchel has won Chelsea 35% of their Premier League points this season... He was sacked on September 6th 🤯

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@juicyjoao

2 years

Mason Mount was playing like this ALL last season as well and it was US that were calling it out. Then Norwich, Leeds and Southampton came alone and you alcoholics voted him POTY WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED or swayed by sentiment. Its over. We are Chelsea FC Not Mason Mount FC 🤬

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@juicyjoao

1 year

Why am I already seeing a Nkunku Havertz Sterling front 3 next season

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1 year

Chelsea and Mauricio Pochettino have decided to trust Christopher Nkunku over Felix playing behind the new striker they will sign. ( @FabrizioRomano ) #CFC

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10 months

Mason Mount has officially gone 365 days without a goal.

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1 year

@aviv_lavi Maybe but it wasn't small in Baku

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If we are not in the title race in January should we loan Caicedo to Man City?

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1 year

@swfc They compared him to Trent

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2 years

@ArminCFC_ @RBarkley8 @itsmesksksksk If Mount played that pass we'd still be hearing about it today

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2 years

@CFCPys @JackRosser_ What a downgrade

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6 months

We used to have a team like this and now our fans wank over Conor Fucking Gallagher. What a fall off 😔

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6 months

The Conor Gallagher banner tomorrow night will be “gigantic” ( @kierangill_DM ) #CFC

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2 years

Joao Felix 60 mins gave us the best hour of our season 😥🕊️🕊️🕊️

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1 year

@HarryBaggedV3 He came what????

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10 months

@elsdawg Hitler at least knew how to attack

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2 years

The only way we can put a stop to this Arsenal title charge

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2 years

Somewhere in Cape Town Thomas Tuchel has a big smile on his face 😂😂

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2 years

This behaviour is just not normal 🤢 #ChelseaFCNotMasonMountFC

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9 months

10PM tonight.

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2 years

This is disgusting, shame on you all 🤬

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2 years

@ShaunlfcT Harder league back then. Teams like Bolton had players like Okocha Djorkaeff etc

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11 months

The game was over before it had already begun

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2 years

Roman Abramovich and Polish special forces guarding the Ukrainian delegation at talks in Belarus. Miss you Boss 🙏💙

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5 months

Yerdas have to watch Sarriball 2.0 til 2030 😭😭😭

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2 years

@LunihanV1 Pieface actually has better form than Ederson too 😂

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We drew at home to this Palace team

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2 years

@CFCMod_ Seeing Nunez and Son in it WTF 😬 football fell off

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2 months

Sterling is about to complete the meme 😭😭😭

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🚨 Chelsea are hoping Manchester United may be interested in a Jadon Sancho-Raheem Sterling swap deal. #MUFC [ @JBurtTelegraph ]

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Incoming Yerda rage "Why is Bowlee pu'in a barskitball playah on are shirts?"

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1 year

Other than Sterling, Nkunku at 25 is the closest in age to Thiago. Kind of feel bad for him now 😭😭

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Nkunku (cc- @tsilva3 ) 😂

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7 months

Yerdas called Sarri a cnut for playing a different style like this but are quiet about Poch??

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2 years

What would Enzo do in this situation?

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1 year

If it turns out that Conor Gallagher is the reason that two world class talents in Joao Felix and Jorginho have had to leave, then serious and I mean serious questions need answering 😡

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1 year

And we paid £100M as well 😭😭😭

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2 years

This game was hilarious. Every corner we conceded felt like a penalty 😭

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Looking back at a HUGE win v Chelsea at London Stadium 🏟️

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2 years

Badiashile has to be in our CL squad this year if we want to win it. Not having this Fofana nonsense.

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5 months

@elIisburner One last dance

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2 years

@CFC365Official @CFCPys Disgrace 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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A few hours after a 3 nil loss and stinker he’s posting his new haircut. I sure don’t miss this 😭😭

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@evolutoxyt Stop Arsenal

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2 years

@BetweenThePosts Havertz

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2 years

Harry Saratov

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"Three musketeeeers" 💙🤣

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@clinicalkai Clinical Kai with a good list 😳

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2 years

@CFCPys @David_Ornstein We could have just got Gvardiol in the summer instead of Fofanass

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1 year

Yerdas really hounded this Don out for Potter and Poch 😂😂

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1 year

João Felix on Instagram this morning. Bro literally slept at Stamford Bridge ffs. Sign him already @todd_boehly

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2 years

@WelBeast

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2 years

Bring him home for Round 3 #PotterOut

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10 months

Conor Gallagher through 8 pints deep Yerda eyes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍻

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2 years

Gallagher and Mount can never play for this club again if we are serious

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1 year

Chant for Newcastle: 🎶 We want you to stay. We want you to stay. Joao Felix we want you to stay. 🎶 🙏🥺

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2 years

@CFCPys @Matt_Law_DT This doesn't mean anything until the "Boy who had a dream" and given us a nightmare has been cleared out also

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2 years

@clinicalkai What was he doing 😭 De Bruyne would have immediately played Sterling in

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2 years

@CFCDaily Mudryk and Cucurella in training

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2 years

@stevenKloppLFC2 @Qat @qatarairways @QatarTelevision @QFA @Qatar_Edu @MOI_Qatar @Thogden Enforce the laws of your land Qatar. He has been telling me he has engaged in acts of buggery while over there too.

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1 year

We need 11 Thiagos

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2 years

We could have ruled the world 😪

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1 year

Can see the Poch vision now. Vlahovic/Felix will be his Kane/Alli tandem duo 🙌

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🚨 EXCL: Mason Mount has sent several text messages to Thomas Tuchel, with the new England manager allegedly blocking all contact with his former player. [ @David_Ornstein ] #England #ThreeLions

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@CFCRaf2 @slbenfica_en I'm ready just say the word