Turd Ferguson @jthecoolcat Twitter profile

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

4 months

@SuperTeamKid I can’t stop laughing, “man! YOU AINT BIG POP-IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY INTHANONSTOP B- NOW LISTEN!”

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@ThisIsFRSH @yanabananuh @i_BAYlooknurway @trillmagnolia So much room for activities!

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4 years

So, the Astros stole signs electronically, but stealing signs has been a thing since the 50’s, but the Astros did it electronically, which means they did it just better than everyone else, but for some reason we’re more vilified cause we were smarter? Someone help me understand.

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Turd Ferguson

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@IngasPingas @h4y3s_ @NotSignsj @DiscussingFilm Jesus what a democrat. Bringing race into situations where it’s absolutely not relevant

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@jthecoolcat

3 years

@GilbertDurinho Bro why u laughing as soon as you started getting tagged you took him down 😂

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@jthecoolcat

4 years

THIS IS WHY YOU HIT THAT FUCKING GRAND SLAM WHEN YOU ARE UP 7

MLB

@MLB

4 years

The @Phillies were down 10-0. It's now a 1-run game. 👀 #SundayNightBaseball

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

3 years

There is proof that Rob Manfred fixed games and series. How is this not bigger news?? People saying, "Oh the Astros ruined careers." No, ROB MANFRED LITERALLY RUINED CAREERS. HOW IS THIS NOT THE BIGGEST STORY IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW.

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

4 years

This MF don't miss

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

5 years

This is the greatest Astros team to ever grace a baseball field. We are witnesses of history. This is the golden era of Houston Astros baseball. We’ve waited a long time to see a team this good. Soak it up, soak it in, don’t take it for granted.

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

3 years

@spicyalienmeat @GOODSEIKO I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Left lane passing only isn’t A UNIVERSAL LAW.

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

4 years

@KleinschmidtJD “Can we please just not have games blacked out?? I will pay you $25 for MLB at bat! I’ll give you what you want! I just want to watch the game but I don’t wanna pay for cable. PLEASE let me watch it.” “Y-...ya want the game to go faster?”

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Turd Ferguson

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3 years

@moneymakingdoz @MyNameIsUche Imagine her having to really explain that there is no party and it was a prank and ACTUALLY upsetting him 😂

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

6 years

@Big_Bear_3 @realDonaldTrump im so glad im not the only one who laughed at hamberders. lol

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

3 years

@riptor @Han___Swolo @halfsayy @chelseaperetti Ah yes, the bars of soap with razor blades protruding from them. Gotta stay away from those if you can

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

10 months

@Fightful Ace Steele’s wife has the chance to do the funniest thing possible.

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

4 years

@WexlerRules @danconnolly2016 @TheAthleticMLB @Ken_Rosenthal @Orioles @Angels 3 of them will be on the IL by April 4th

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@jthecoolcat

11 months

@GhostRMCF @CultureCrave It’s been 4 episodes and there hasn’t even been much fighting. 2nd half of the season i guarantee we’ll see some shit

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

3 years

@trapcheese @KIN4theWIN @halehXbby @lenell_louis This is her villain origin story

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

6 years

Does anyone else just feel like Todd Kalas is one of us. Like i picture him jumping up and down with @blummer27 in the booth. He gets so excited and passionate with calls you can’t help but get chills and love this team even more.

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

1 year

Framber with a no hitter tonight, calling it

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

4 years

I love the fact that people still don’t understand the cheating/trash can banging was considered largely ineffective.

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

6 years

@A_Jackpot @fairlyannie @naomirealog @JDGoesMarching @kacey14amber @austin123m Literally my first thought was community. It’s so good

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

1 year

Saw a car with a Dan Crenshaw bumper sticker this morning and when i went around them and got in front of them they had a headlight out and I gotta say their support for that guy is unmatched.

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

6 years

@SlayIen @Lord_Awesomest @iEssencia I couldn’t find my super suit. Apparently someone put it away. The public was in danger and everything.

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

4 years

@EPilat @carterholm21 @NILES100 But she’s black she can’t be racist

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

4 years

@FierySerge @maebeex @pollen196 Murder. I think that’s the word you’re looking for.

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

3 years

@spidervenom69 @SpiderManMovie Timezones exist so that’s virtually impossible

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

5 years

Joe Girardi: “I’d send him here.” *player runs and is thrown out BY A MILE* Me: THAT’S WHY YOU AINT A MANAGER ANYMORE

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

4 years

So will Lebron do a documentary on the yankees now? Or is that not the cool thing to do

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

2 years

@SeanRossSapp Hell of an opening segment

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

7 months

@Fightful That’s how it should be for older wrestlers who’ve done a lot in the business just looking to pass wisdom and play out their final career years, every time. They don’t take up much spotlight, they put over talent, they get to go out on their own terms.

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2 years

@JomboyMedia Absolutely fuck off. I hope nobody buys this bullshit

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Turd Ferguson

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2 years

@aBu7253 @giltius @UberFacts I know him

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

1 year

@divotdave @TalkinBaseball_ *gets ejected for breathing* You: WAS THERE CONTEXT. DID HE LOOK IN HIS DIRECTION WEIRD EARLIER IN THE GAME? NEED MORE INFO. He fucking clapped. I don’t care if there was barking earlier, that’s the epitome of clown shoes to toss someone for that.

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

3 years

OH MY GOD THE ASTROS WIN

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

6 months

@jaay4real @FAFO_TV Died from Covid unfortunately

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

3 years

@realDailyWire I’m calling on Whoopi Goldberg to apologize for continuing to exist

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

3 years

Legit question. Would you rather pay Carlos Correa now or wait 3-4 years and pay Yordan Alvarez

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

1 year

@AEWonTV @Christian4Peeps “SHES NOT CREDENTIALED.” Bro is a menace 😂😂

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

11 months

This is literally one of my favorite baseball videos of all time.

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@PitchingNinja

11 months

2023 PitchingNinja Award for Best Actor. 🏆 Winner: Seiya Suzuki

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

4 years

Alex Correa. They have to be doing this on purpose

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

6 years

You will never convince me that baseball is not the greatest sport on the planet.

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

4 years

Y’all ever reading a tweet and twiTTER JUST DECIDES TO MOVE THE GODDAMNED TWEET AS YOU ARE FUCKING READING IT AND THEN YOU CANT FUCKING FIND IT ANYMORE

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

3 years

@nottelinguagain McCullers the last rbi from a pitcher in the WS. Another Astro. Haters fuming rn

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

3 years

@nd0wed @chi_773ale @3_mmire @ReupMirr Kinda rude telling him to be quiet, he just asked what movie it was

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

2 years

@Cappy5514 @Gabby2HOF One of my least favorite things on this app, and I’ve seen it a BUNCH, is when someone talks shit or does something and gets a reaction and says, “IM A MINOR!!” Bitch shut the fuck up youre old enough to start shit be old enough to deal with the consequences

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

4 years

@michaelschwab13 Dude is nuts sliding like that!

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

6 years

@BasebaIlKing It was but only because the catcher and pitcher got crossed up, and the catcher stood up in front of the umpire and the umpire couldn’t see where the pitch went. The default is a ball.

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

1 year

@TheGameDayMLB Y’all didn’t do a lick of research did you. Lol

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

1 year

@RangersInsiders Your franchise chose a baseball series, quite literally a game, over changing a series location in wake of a 500 year storm that ended up devastating an entire city. I’d REALLY sit this one out chief

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Turd Ferguson

@jthecoolcat

3 years

@natsfan37 @NiceSwingBitch @Jack_PFF @fangraphs Also only played 60 games so doesn’t count x 2 oh well

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Turd Ferguson

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