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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

5 years

Things my daughter says that leaves me speechless. She’s 3++ by the way.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

5 years

Things to love about Kampung People: 1. Hilarious without stupid, sexual jokes. 2. Elly Mazlein. She IS the show. 3. Realistic kampung styles. Yes. Kampung folks don’t wear baju kurung all the time plis. 4. The poking fun at Malays in general without being rude/offensive.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

3 years

That scene in Parasite where the rich is enjoying the view of their son camping in the rain while the poor are struggling to keep the water out of their homes. Familiar innit?

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

4 years

Mine His

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

3 years

I had a few students actually attending class from MAEPS. They never said a word. They wanted to learn. Don’t label the kids as manja please. There are those that really want to study and are trying. There are also those who have tried hard and in a losing battle.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

4 years

This man. I admire the way he stands tall in this chaos. An incredible decision maker. He’s not merely firefighting a disaster, he comes prepared. He knows his stuff through and through and he delivers. A lot to learn from him. A hero indeed.

BFM News

@NewsBFM

4 years

Health DG Datuk Noor Hisham Abdullah is calling on the public to not blame and stigmatise the tabligh cluster, and urges them to continue coming forward for testing. This comes as the cluster made up about 60% of the total confirmed cases in Malaysia, with 986 cases as of today.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

3 years

Gracing your timeline with this majestic photo of my friend Hani Laily in Kenya. I will forever love this photo. She doesn’t have twitter (yet) but I asked her permission for this. Beautiful isn’t it?

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

3 years

My six year old had a meltdown this morning. A full blown meltdown crying “What if this pandemic never ends? What if we never get to go where we want?” She’s a CHILD. And the worst feeling as a parent is trying to console her when you feel exactly the same.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

1 year

Sekufu is so much more than just finances. For me it’s about managing expectations and the major life decisions. Beliefs and lifestyle and generally having the same wavelength. And over the years, I learned people’s idea of what needs to be “sekufu” differs from one another.

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@jsmnhssn

3 years

98 is not just a number. They are human beings. A parent. A brother. A sister. An uncle. An aunt. A child. A neighbour. A colleague. A person you meet on daily commute but may have not gotten their name. They are people.

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@jsmnhssn

6 years

I used to read books weekly. Sometimes 2-3 books a week. Now I can barely read a book a month. I can feel my vocabulary depleting. Knowledge too. I must put in more effort to read. Must.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

6 years

I wish Whatsapp had a switch off button so I could stop receiving messages when I need a break without switching off the internet on my phone because I still want to browse in peace.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

3 years

It’s so beautiful when seen from a higher vantage point. You can’t see the mess down there, neither can you smell it. You can only do that when you’re on the ground. Maybe that’s why the high & mighty don’t see the struggles of common people. They’re too far up.

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@kzamri

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Kuala Lumpur. No crop.

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@jsmnhssn

3 years

My daughter thinks I can cook anything. When I say I don’t know how to she’ll say “try” and points to my phone for me to search for recipes. If I’m ever feeling useless, someone please tell me I have a little girl who believes I can make anything she likes. That’s my superpower.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

5 years

I was so stressed marking essays but then I found this gem of a paragraph. 😂😂😂 Dudeeee, are you ok?

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@jsmnhssn

5 years

You’re overworked. They’re overworked. You’re underpaid. They’re underpaid. Instead of competing who has it worst, or who’s more resilient, how about uniting and pressuring the right people to upgrade everyone’s quality of life?

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

6 years

I just read a thread on how a girl’s prayer was answered for a good man to call husband. Beautiful. Just would like to add, when He gives you the man of your prayers, don’t forget to pray for him to stay because what He gives, He can take away should you ever forget Him.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

7 years

According to my husband, I'm not fat. I just did the laundry wrong. I love this guy. Seriously.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

2 years

Her daughter was my student and I remember her proudly telling me her mum was the first female fighter pilot in Malaysia. ♥️

Samudera.my

@MySamudera

2 years

‘Ironlady’ TUDM, Ini Pilot Helikopter Wanita Pertama Malaysia! Terserlah aura Leftenan Kolonel Norhana Abd Manaf mengenakan sut hijau juruterbang. Memulakan pendidikan dalam bidang Diploma Sains Kesetiausahaan di Universiti Teknologi MARA (UiTM), Kuantan beliau kemudian..

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

4 years

Don’t compare struggles. We have different levels of tolerance for what we can withstand. Different triggers. Don’t belittle a struggle you don’t understand. Be kind. You’ll need it someday.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

5 years

My personal biggest flex will always be Dahlia. 6 years in the making, 10 rounds of Clomid, 2 IUIs, 3 IVF cycles, injected my own belly several times a day even while I had classes to teach, countless breakdowns, bedrest, labour pains and breastfeeding woes. Still learning.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

6 years

My husband always reminds me not to comment on other people’s marriages. No one knows what happens in a marriage except the couple involved. No two couples are alike. What works in one may not work in another. Take care of your spouse and stop comparing. Key.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

6 years

You people laughing at those who wants Yuna’s beautiful wedding decor for under RM500 need to understand that not everyone knows the average price of such decor. Good for you for being well informed but be kind la. For some RM200 is a luxury. Be nice. Explain the costs.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

7 years

Girls, if you ever hear the comment “nanti takut laki nak dekat” take it as a compliment. You’re strong and independent and you know your worth. If they fear that, they don’t deserve you.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

3 years

What do/did you have that you didn’t realize was a privilege? I’ll start Parents who stressed on my education. I learned that there are many who simply can’t afford to worry about their children’s education-not because they don’t care but they’re trying to survive.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

11 months

We lost another student today. May Allah place you amongst His beloveds, Batrisyia Balqis.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

11 months

The accident killed my student, Bisya and seriously injured 3 others including Ester who has broken ribs and a punctured lung. A car was going the opposite direction on the LPT and ran from the scene. If you have ANY info, please share with us.

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@LPTTrafik

11 months

4.00am LPT 1 @E8 : Terdapat kemalangan di Km 152.2 Arah Timur (Maran). Trafik perlahan 600Meter sebelum lokasi kemalangan. Lorong perlahan dan kecemasan terhalang. @llmtrafik

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

9 years

Ni bukan kucing. Ni segumpal raksasa jadian. 😂😂😂😂😂 http://t.co/W2XGdKIURI

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

4 years

If students see what goes behind the scenes of preparing for online classes and assessments maybe they’d understand they’re not the only ones struggling. Everyone is struggling and everyone is trying to cope. A little empathy please.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

5 years

My girl, my world.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

1 year

My husband’s good friend passed away while they were playing badminton together yesterday. He’s shaken at how fast a life pasts by. One second he was about to serve, the other he was on the ground. Another reminder to appreciate your loved ones.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

4 years

When you realize a T20 in Perak can be a B40 in KL.

Ekonomi Rakyat

@EkonomiRakyatMY

4 years

Adakah anda datang dari keluarga 'middle-class'? Jabatan Perangkaan Malaysia beri perincian mengenai had ambang B40, M40 dan T20 di Malaysia melalui Laporan Penyiasatan Isi Rumah 2019

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

4 years

The hardest part of WFH is people assuming you’re always available and expecting you to multitask.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

1 year

My students did blackout poetry. I wanna share them here. Help me pick 2 of the best. 1st category: choice of words 2nd category: visually pleasing

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@jsmnhssn

4 years

Cartoons that have contributed to Dahlia’s (English) vocabulary and accent. Highly recommended if you want to improve yours too. (Thread) 1. Peppa Pig - by far the biggest contributor between the ages of 1-3 years. It also gave her a british accent.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

6 years

That natural backdrop of foggy mountain tops is the epitome of perfection 😍 #YunaAndAdam

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

4 years

I am PROUD I conceived Dahlia via IVF. I don’t feel any less of a woman for it. In fact, I feel even stronger. I was chosen for such test because He knows I can handle it. And demmit I handled IT!

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@jsmnhssn

3 years

I am so happy for this guy. Unproblematic and willing to share his experiences. He works hard and he deserves applause. Semoga terus murah rezeki dan dipermudah semua urusan. May you also stay humble too.

Khairulaming

@khairulaming

3 years

Selepas 3 bulan lebih Sambal Nyet dijual, alhamdulillah hari ni kita dapat reach sales 1 juta ringgit 🥺🙏🏻. I’ve sacrificed a lot to follow this journey, and i wish my dad is still around to see this today. kalau korang sudi, boleh baca post mortem 1 million ni:

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@jsmnhssn

7 years

Agree. This is so stupid. She doesn’t need to fit your needs. No woman needs to fit anyone’s needs. She will one day meet someone deserving of her time and all she is and all she has to give. Don’t settle for less. I’m not just talking about Lofa. I mean all of us.

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@elorakdshn

7 years

Menyampah betul aku bila lelaki bagi comment macam ni. Boleh tak kau sedar je diri kau tu yang kau memang takkan dapat Lofa daripada kasi alasan sendu mcmni?

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@jsmnhssn

1 year

I have to upload this. LEWIS HAMILTON in UTP wehhhhhh

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

3 years

I turn 37 today. ♥️

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

7 years

So thankful I married a man who is not only proud of my achievements but supports my dreams to accomplish more. He never puts me down and constantly reminds me I am worth more than what I think I am. Keep people like this around you and you will blossom.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

7 years

I cannot walk into Mr DIY or Watsons and come out empty handed. I want it alllllllllllll.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

4 years

Do you pay income tax? You do? Did you know donations are eligible for tax deductions? You do? Good. Donate. But if you donate by buying a product that claims proceeds will be donated, you get a bill for the produck. Eh. Product. So who gets credit for donating?

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

3 years

The fatigue is REAL even for the ones who still have means to live. If I’m drained, I can’t imagine the pain of those who have less. I don’t even know how to help boost my own morale, much less others. I feel so HELPLESS.

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@jsmnhssn

5 years

5. It’s funny coz it’s true applies here. 6. The dialogues don’t feel forced albeit the hilarious screaming (Mona, Mona). 7. Their familial relationship appears believable. Ok sambung later when I’m done bingeing. I baru at Episode 7 so NO SPOILERS PLEASE.

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@jsmnhssn

5 years

Undi 18 passed. So you 18 year olds and above can now register to vote in the next election. While we wait for the next GE, remember to get educated on the going ons of the country. Whatever happens the young ones have the most to gain and lose.

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@jsmnhssn

6 years

For the heartbroken, It’s over for a reason. Maybe he messed up. Or you. And things didn’t work out. Then one day you reminisce the good times and start missing what you had. Had. But you forget the ugly moments. Those happened too. It’s over for a reason.

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@jsmnhssn

5 years

8. Laila is super gedik but she doesn’t make my skin crawl. She’s funny and she doesn’t need to dress provocatively which I appreciate. Her slang is exaggerated but I still love her? How? 9. Imran is the epitome of a spoiled, well fed rich kid without being annoying. Howww?

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@jsmnhssn

3 years

I make Dahlia recite a du’a for all journeys. So on our way to KL she said: D: Ya Allah, make our journey safe. Make our house safe. Make our pets safe. Make Mummy, Ayah, Tina, Atok, Opah, Atok, Tokmak and everyone safe! Atok: make all Muslims safe. D: No Atok. Everyone! I have

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@jsmnhssn

6 years

Dear Media, don’t abuse your sudden freedom of speech. Be responsible in your reporting. Be honest. Stop the click-bait titles which can be misleading. You have the power to placate the people but also can cause chaos. Take journalism seriously, please.

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@jsmnhssn

9 years

Comel sangat! Kalau taknak kucing kacau kita solat, siapkan sejadah untuk dia sekali. 😂 (pic from FB.) http://t.co/FbUGkcgSbl

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@jsmnhssn

4 years

Dear Veveonah, it must be hard being criticized by unknown strangers but I hope you stay strong. You have become the face of many youths just like you- only trying to get an education. You highlighted the troubles of many and for that, thank you for opening eyes.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

6 years

Married since: Pic 1: 1983 Pic 2: 2009 Pic 3: 2017 Pic 4: *mak cakap “No. Not anytime soon “*

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@jsmnhssn

6 years

Soooo my mother in law woke up this morning covered in talcum powder. Not just her, but the bed and walls too. The culprit is believed to have worked on her own and was active around midnight when everyone was sleeping. Traces of powder was also found on my father in law.

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@jsmnhssn

6 years

I tell my kids to chase their dreams but I also tell them when you have finally achieved them, it’s ok to change your mind. Don’t let anyone to guilt you into staying. You can leave and pursue different dreams. It’s part of growing.

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@jsmnhssn

5 years

10. Ok2. Jekferrr. He is the kampung heartthrob without obviously standing out. 11. Although I personally prefer Razif. Kamonnn. Rashidi Ishak kot. And Funny Rashidi Ishak. Yes, please. And the slo-mo thingy is 😍 12. Mona. Minah. I kenot la this woman. 😂 she is EVERYTHING.

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@jsmnhssn

10 years

Marry someone who knows your ugly side and still makes you feel beautiful.

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@jsmnhssn

7 years

Sex education is not teaching how to have sex la omg when will you learn? You create awareness. You can still encourage abstinence through sex ed. You can still instill religious views in sex ed. You can adapt what to teach based on the demographics.

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@jsmnhssn

4 years

Being privileged is not wrong. Being privileged, arrogant, condescending and insensitive is.

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@jsmnhssn

7 years

Anyways did Malaysia’s “winter” just end? In less than a week? 😩

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@jsmnhssn

6 years

This thread is to showcase some of my students’ awesome posters for their short movie presentations.

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@jsmnhssn

5 years

Yes, TV affects your children’s language and behavior but you know what has a bigger impact on your child? You. The parents. The people at home. How you behave around them. How you talk to them. Be wary of that too. It’s nearly impossible to monitor everything your child watches

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@jsmnhssn

4 years

♥️ Thank you. Despite falling oil prices, they still serve.

Astro AWANI

@501Awani

4 years

COVID-19: Petronas sumbang peralatan perubatan RM20 juta kepada hospital #AWANInews #AWANI745 #HapusCOVID19 #KekalTenang

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@jsmnhssn

7 years

Elections are near. If you’re 21 and above, do your part for the nation. If you like the ruling government, vote. If you don’t like them, vote. If you agree with the oppositions, vote. If you don’t, vote. You can and will determine the future of our country. Do your part.

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@jsmnhssn

9 months

It should have been your day too. Congratulations Bisya. I love you. Alfatihah.

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@jsmnhssn

1 year

So today we met someone. @GeorgeRussell63

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@jsmnhssn

5 years

I finally watched Joker and I’m not going to talk about his mental health. That’s obvious. I want to highlight the dangers of having a huge gap between socio-economic backgrounds. The resentment towards the rich when many are barely surviving helped Joker with his crimes.

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@jsmnhssn

4 years

I may be biased but I think UTP is handling student intakes pretty well so far. Students are told to come back on certain dates based on states to control the numbers and special quarantine rooms have been set up earlier in case students come from red zones.

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@jsmnhssn

10 years

Mum once said "when you look at him and can't picture growing old together, he's not the one. Keep looking."

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@jsmnhssn

6 years

You can choose to be triggered by this or you can try to see what she’s implying about financial compatibility. Her spending habits and whether you can handle it or not (or maintain it or not) is important for the future of your relationship.

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@jsmnhssn

7 years

Can we all be a little less judgemental? A million selfies on his/her insta? OK. Super excited parents with tons of pictures of their babies? OK. People showing their achievements? OK. If you can’t be happy for them, then ffs just leave them alone la.

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@jsmnhssn

3 years

Yang genuinely malas and ambil kesempatan mmg ada. Tu every generation pun ada. But they make a small percentage. Most are just trying to get by. Empathy. Trust. We all a need a little. It costs nothing to ask how the kids are doing.

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@jsmnhssn

4 years

To the unseen pains we don’t talk about. May we heal.

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@jsmnhssn

7 years

If you knew The prayers I pray for you The hopes I hope for you The dreams I dream for you If you knew All this from the start Could you still break my heart?

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@jsmnhssn

6 years

It’s infuriating that despite all @n_izzah ‘s accomplishments, some people still want to reduce it to what she’s wearing and how she wears it. She deserves better!

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@jsmnhssn

6 years

Happy Mother’s Day to myself. I earned it after 6 years of TTC, countless injections, hundreds of heartaches, 2 failed IUIs and 2 failed IVF rounds before finally succeeding on our 3rd (and final) IVF session. I will never forget the trials. *pats self on the back*

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@jsmnhssn

7 years

Don't feel bad if people say you're too picky in choosing your life partner. The key words are "your" &"life". You have a right to be picky.

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@jsmnhssn

7 years

Lucky draw? Make it sound more halal... Say no more...

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@jsmnhssn

8 months

Oh hun, if boycotting makes you arrogant and behave all holier than thou, are you really doing it right?

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@jsmnhssn

8 years

When I ask my students what are you most afraid of when it comes to speaking in English? The answer is almost always "being judged".

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@jsmnhssn

3 years

Chancellor Hall turned PPV today. Good to be back here after so long. Great job @UTPOfficial Smooth sailing all the way. In and out within less than an hour-including observation time. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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6 years

At the end of the day regardless of who wins, Malaysia, will never be the same. The young have started caring about the country’s affairs. The people have found their voices. 💕

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6 years

A student wanted to ask me “how old are you?” but it came out as “how are you old?” Both grammatically correct. One hurts less than the other. Verdict: the kids are alright.

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@jsmnhssn

5 years

For those asking, I’m watching the show on YouTube. They’re also on Tonton and of course TV3 Wednesday-Friday although I tak tahu bila last episode.

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@jsmnhssn

7 years

When someone claims they’re as pure as white sheet, my lecturer always replied “the easier to stain” That struck me then and it has stuck till now.

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@jsmnhssn

6 years

“Malaysia Boleh” now carries a whole new meaning. 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾

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@jsmnhssn

4 years

I was mad at my husband for not texting me back yesterday and he used Dahlia to help him out. She came and started singing “Mummy, you can’t be angry, at people who loves you, please forgive ayah...” My husband thought he’d won until she continued “Eventhough he has a phone”

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@jsmnhssn

9 years

You know who is an asset? Tuanku Zara Salim. 1st class degree in Chemical Engineering. Beautiful. Smart. Regal. Elegant. Classy. Queen.

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@jsmnhssn

5 years

Woah this tweet blew up. We sure love our Kampung People ey? For those just starting to watch, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Keep your eyes opened for hidden gems and learn about ourselves and our community along the way too k? Satire is good for you sometimes.

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@jsmnhssn

6 years

Ya Allah. I want the best for Malaysia 🇲🇾. Keep us safe.

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@jsmnhssn

5 years

Hi. My name is Jasmin and sometimes I write. ☺️

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@jsmnhssn

3 years

Congratulations UTP. #2 in Malaysia. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

2 years

Godzilla katanya. May not win the election, but sure is winning the banner banter.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

1 year

I haven’t read in a while but my girl just finished 384 pages in a week and I’m a proud mum. She carried the book everywhere and forgot her phone for a while. Credits to her grandma for buying the book for her.

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

8 years

😊 Jodoh

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

9 months

@alip_pahmee Congratulations alip. I am so sorry for your loss and I wish nothing but the best for you. Alfatihah ♥️

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

2 years

My students’ version of Karen 😂😂😂😂

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JasminHassan

@jsmnhssn

3 years

And as a lecturer understand that we have our challenges too. KPIs to fulfill. But I pray and I hope I am not a burden for my students. May Allah ease things for my students. I really, really want nothing more than to see them achieve their versions of success.

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